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Author has written 3 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, and Voltron: Legendary Defender.

I forgot I had this account.

Done with my second to last year of college, environmental science major, and I play rugby. I am on summer break.

I am on Tumblr under the same username: mezzopuny, as well as AO3 under MezzoPuny, feel free to message me.


I'm putting 'I don't want to be alone' on official hiatus until I finish 'double trouble'


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Life in Glass Houses by BlueSkyScribe reviews
No one would have thought Bumblebee and Knock Out were capable of getting along, but when they're stuck in a strange new world and their only hope of survival is cooperation . . . Yeah, they're probably doomed.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 111,002 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Bumblebee, Knock Out
Pit Boss by MadnessJones reviews
G1 Dystopia AU: Skywarp becomes the kingpin of a human fighting ring after the Decepticons take over earth. The only hope left for the humans forced to fight in these cruel games is...Thundercracker and Starscream? No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,342 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/15 - Published: 6/2 - Skywarp, Starscream, Thundercracker, OC
From the Wreckage by lizwuzthere reviews
Mid-War Cybertron; After his transport ship crashes, Knockout finds himself in the company of three of those infamous warriors: the Wreckers. No lone Decepticon could hope to escape that situation alive, so Knockout will just have to be something else. Like an Autobot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,598 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Perceptor, Springer, Wheeljack, Knock Out
Custody Battle by MadnessJones reviews
G1: Soundwave's three youngest sparklings are jettisoned from the Ark during its maiden voyage and are found by Blaster 4 million years later. Soundwave is not happy... Sequel to "You Will Care For Me". Cowritten by Sonofsoundwave :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 79,665 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 2/1 - Blaster, Soundwave, OC
Meritocracy by MadnessJones reviews
G1: The Coneheads knew from the moment they were joined together that they were destined for greatness. They were wrong. Conehead origin story. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,213 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 3/11 - Dirge, Ramjet, Thrust
Join Us by MadnessJones reviews
G1 AU: Bumblebee is captured by the Insecticons and they try to warp his body and mind to make him one of them. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,983 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Bumblebee, Bombshell, Kickback, Shrapnel - Complete
Stanley vs Everything by MadnessJones reviews
G1: Stanley is a human that was captured by the Decepticons and now finds himself trapped aboard the Nemesis as Soundwave's pet. The problem is he can't figure out if he wants freedom or just respect. Sequel to Rumble & Frenzy vs. Everything. No pairings.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11 - Published: 5/24 - Frenzy, Rumble, Soundwave, OC
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 325,847 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Crushed upon the Wheel by lizwuzthere reviews
Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity, Sequel to Breaking Barriers; Having previously left the Decepticons, Knockout is finally starting to feel a bit more welcome amongst Team Prime. But still, nobody has forgotten that he's an ex-'Con, and Wheeljack is about to remind him that old grudges don't just disappear overnight.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,173 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Wheeljack, Soundwave, Starscream, Knock Out
Pariah by Starfire201 reviews
Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,973 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Starscream, Skyfire/Jetfire
Hearts and Sais by BubblyShell22 reviews
A collection of one shots featuring Raphael and Mona Lisa. Second in the Hearts series.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10 - Raphael, Monalisa
Crossing the Line by lizwuzthere reviews
Knockout, playing the part of a good Autobot, isn't supposed to leave the base and he ESPECIALLY isn't supposed to go street racing and endanger humans... But Miko insists that she HAS to experience this racing phenomenon for herself. And what kind of Autobot would he be if Knockout didn't try to accommodate his new human friend?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
Take Them by the Legs by Harpokrates reviews
Her idiot cousin's been sneaking around; Arcee's going to find out why. It'd better not be drugs. Part two of human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2016 - Complete
Would You Mind Sitting Down for a While? by Harpokrates reviews
It's a marvelous night for a routine street race, that quickly becomes... less routine. Human AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,251 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2016 - [Knock Out, Bumblebee] Raf E. - Complete
Then Came the Rain by Harpokrates reviews
Debts must be repaid, unless the debtor happens to be an amoral wretch, in which case, intimidation is key.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/25/2016 - Complete
Pop Pop and Stainless Steel by Harpokrates reviews
Locked in a lab by an inexplicable and completely co-incidental chain of events, Perceptor and Sunstreaker have to put up with each other's company for twelve hours.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Perceptor, Sunstreaker - Complete
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,663 - Reviews: 1450 - Favs: 4,967 - Follows: 5,242 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Divisions by Exactlywhat reviews
PR0.W13.R is an osa, essentially a sparked computer, commissioned by the Polyhexan Lower Enforcer's. Jazz is a preprogrammed Enforcer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,652 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
Meister Ain't My Designation by Goblin Cat KC reviews
Long before the war, Prowl is intent on tracking down and arresting Meister, a joyriding thief causing mayhem in Praxis. Unfortunately Prowl must also deal with the distraction of an arranged marriage to a mech he's never met, Jazz of the tower Chamber Harmonic.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 55,452 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/5/2016 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Tangled Destiny by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fate is a fickle thing. Sometimes, all it takes is a little... push, and everything changes. Skyfire didn't crash in the storm- Starscream did. The war continues on. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,667 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream - Complete
Second Chances by LAXgirl reviews
G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 211,422 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream] [Ironhide, Optimus Prime]
Pariah: The Time Between by Starfire201 reviews
A lot can happen in 47,000 vorns. Here are just a few of the tales. Most stories will take place between Chapter 17 & 18 of Pariah. The first will be the only exception (due to reader request) and takes place not long before the opening of Chapter 17.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 5/19/2015 - Perceptor, Wheeljack, Starscream
Interdimensional by The Epoch of Oblivion reviews
An accident leaves two of the Lost Lights passengers stuck in an alternate dimension (G1) where the year is 1987 and the war between the Autobots and Decepticons is very much still going.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 2/23/2015 - Brainstorm, Perceptor, Swerve, Whirl
Comfort Conditioning by Baird Crevan reviews
Megatron takes the Decepticons down into a submarine, but also uses the small space to tame his wayward Air Commander. Megatron, Starscream, and Soundwave centered.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,853 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Starscream, Megatron
1p meets 2p by elecorn reviews
After a spell gone wrong, England accidentally summons the 2p nations. How will the nations deal with their semi-psycho counter parts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Parallel Nations
Breaking Barriers by lizwuzthere reviews
Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity, Sequel to Opportunity Knocks; Now that Knockout is being hunted by the Decepticons, the safest place for him is at the Autobot base. Miko, however, is none too pleased by his presence... not that it's going to last long- because whatever weird setup he has with the Autobots is about to be ruined when Breakdown shows up again!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,737 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Knock Out, Miko N. - Complete
So, Are You Two Together? by KithiaIsTheVillian reviews
What happens when Elita One crash lands on Earth and finds herself reunited with her sparkmate? Awesomeness! At least in Miko's words. But then add Decepticons into the mix. What does that mean? T just in case. EDIT: If you are new to this story, please skip to chapter 8. It's an author's note.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,483 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Reboot by akisawana reviews
When Shockwave's latest toy turns everyone human, the Seekers and the Aerialbots come to a tentative understanding in Detroit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,545 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Starscream, Silverbolt
Fighting Minibots by AnziPanzi reviews
Whirl had a bad day. Maybe getting overcharged and picking fights isn't the best idea
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Tailgate, Cyclonus, Rewind, Swerve - Complete
Trineless by Qwertzu824 reviews
It was unheard of... The thought was almost blasphemous: A Seeker youngling who wants to stay trineless. Starscream origin fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,458 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Starscream, Thundercracker, Skywarp, Skyfire/Jetfire
Lost and Found by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,834 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Young and the Gullible by Aly208 reviews
After Thrust asks Skywarp how to court seekers, Skywarp decides to give him hilariously bad advice as a prank. The best part about it? Thrust uses this information on Starscream...aka Skywarp's brother. Chaos ensues.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Starscream, Thrust
Painted Black by JenKristo reviews
Long after the Autobots lose the war, Bumblebee tries to survive in a filthy Decepticon work camp. Knockout x Bumblebee.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,505 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bumblebee, Knock Out
A dangerous game by taralynden reviews
Games stop being fun when someone dies, but is Jazz really responsible or is someone else playing games at Iacon Academy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sherlock by nimagine reviews
One-shot short story. Sherlock's 16th birthday is tomorrow. Mycroft isn't here, and he's been left all alone. He struggles with some very normal fears for someone his age. No cursing, adult content, slash, violence, or profanity of any kind. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
An Odd Occurrence by xdragonslayerx reviews
Bee doesn't realize just how much his upbringing has to do with both Autobots and Decepticons.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,441 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bumblebee, Starscream, Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
One Night in Scotland by SunnyRea reviews
John turns part way and raises an eyebrow, "you want to sleep in the car?" "Unless you would prefer the ground?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Sugar High by Aiookami-chan reviews
Another BunnyFarm prompt: "'A lot of fanfics make Battlecomputerless!Prowl either completely without inhibitions (sexy time) or shy and jittery (Lolita sexy time). I humbly submit that he would be like an ADD kid on a sugar high.' Insanity-24-7 on Deviantart. I so want to see that now."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
A Tempest in a Teapot by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Sunstreaker and Hot Rod's arguments are the stuff of legend. Well, Autobot legend anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sunstreaker, Hot Rod - Complete
The Meaning of a Kiss by Sabertron15 reviews
The meaning of seven kisses as demonstrated by various pairings: Red/Inferno,Perceptor/IH,Jazz/Prowl,Skywarp/TC,Ratchet/WJ,Blue/Twins, Prime/?...Chapters are in order of pairings, rated T for safety...(warnings in each chapter) *UPDATED*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ex Scienta Vera by GarrulousGibberish reviews
Sherlock is the town's mad scientist, building strange but useful things for the town's folk. One day he tells them he builds a machine that deduces the truth from people. While sounding great at first, the townspeople soon realize how horrible the truth can be and, in a rage, force Sherlock into the machine. Where he admits to being in love with the town doctor: John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Opportunity Knocks by lizwuzthere reviews
Primeverse, AU timeline after Toxicity; Knockout discovers the Autobots' virus and he knows Soundwave introduced it... but Soundwave doesn't plan on giving him the chance to tell anyone else- Now Knockout's only chance of escaping the Nemesis with his spark intact depends on how well he can work with the Autobots and their human friend, Jack. COMPLETE.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Knock Out, Jack D. - Complete
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clash: Italy by 3quinox reviews
One of Arthur's spells failed miserably again , causing some of the 2P characters to switch places with their 1P counterparts. In this case, Italy has been switched. Gerita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Luck's a Lady by valkyrie.fe reviews
Jazz is used to being on his own by now, but lately he keeps running into a strange group of bots... AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Jazz, Smokescreen - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Four Times Perceptor Met Starscream by mmouse15 reviews
Four different times Perceptor met Starscream, and one time he didn't.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Perceptor, Starscream - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
Officer by Molten-Ashes reviews
I swear to drunk, I'm not Primus!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
To Raise A Sparkling by OrianPrime92 reviews
When Blaster's raped, Jazz and Prowl take him back to Cybertron. When old ghosts reappear, can he put it aside to let the new Sparkling live in peace? Or will it all go wrong? JazzxBlasterxProwl Slash MPreg Rating may go up! I'm sorry, HIATUS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Blaster, Jazz
Yellow Ribbon by Zea T reviews
Something is very wrong on the Ark, but why is Bluestreak the only one to notice, and what's happened to Jazz and Prowl? G1, story now complete.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,342 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Snowflakes by Sideslip reviews
A blizzard promises to give Prowl some much-sought solitude.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Stickered! by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Breaking, Entering, and Grand Theft by Thundergryphon reviews
P/J - Jazz breaks Prowl's desk in an attempt to get the Second's attention. Luckily, Jazz knows where to get a nice, new one.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Adoption of the Weirdest kind by Molten-Ashes reviews
It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fatherhood by Six Fingered Kin Party reviews
Transformers G1. From the moment Kup took Hot Rod in, he knew that his new charge would someday be great. Glimpses of the shared life of father and son. Pre-Earth, oneshot. / 2010
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hot Rod, Kup
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Night to Day by shadowblade-tara reviews
From orphaned sparklings to bonded officers: a series of one-shots that traces Jazz and Prowl's life from youth to the end of the war. Eventual J/P.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 29,161 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Love Bites by Oni Mathier reviews
Why taking the extra minute to look in the mirror before a meeting should be a part of any Autobot Officer's regular schedule.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Love Like Snowflakes by playswithworms reviews
Protectobot Beginnings AU - Midnight lessons with Perceptor can be fun! The Protectobots learn all about the fascinating properties of dihydrogen monoxide.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Perceptor, Wheeljack - Complete
Distracting the Enemy by Thundergryphon reviews
When Jazz is caught by Megatron, he comes up with an 'interesting' way of getting Megs to let him go. Crack J/M, hinted M/SS, P/J.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
My Second Life by Thundergryphon reviews
Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
In Confidence by NybCR reviews
In all fairness, you do have to be careful about getting drunk aboard the Nemesis. That Starscream is the only one to realize this does not promise him a happy evening.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,332 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Project Drive Megatron Insane by Ariel D reviews
Jazz gets captured by the Decepticons and decides to use his time to drive Megatron insane. An unwitting Starscream is more than happy to join in the fun. G1verse.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Teeth of the Lab Rat by Princess Artemis reviews
TF G1. A short jaunt to Earth results in Perceptor's discovery of a Quintesson experiment that hits a little too close to home. Subject to revision...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2002 - Jazz, Perceptor - Complete
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Double Trouble reviews
After a mysterious explosion, Wheeljack from the Prime universe is sent into the G1 series.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 5/17 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Wheeljack
Latkes of Love reviews
Hunk makes latkes. (oneshot)
Voltron: Legendary Defender - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/21 - Lance, Hunk, Pidge G./Katie H. - Complete
I don't want to be alone reviews
After being rejected by their respective teams, Starscream and Swoop find comfort in an unexpected friendship.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Swoop, Starscream