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hi everyone!

I am a senior in high school and I play flute and piccolo.

Next year i'll be a freshman at UW Whitewater.


If anyone knows xxkeeperofdeathxx, she is a band friend of mine, please spam her to update before March.

Energon cookies and milk for those who do.


Out of all the Transformers series that I've tried out so far, G1 an Prime are my favorites.

Animated was OK, but i don't think I would buy it on DVD.

I hated Beast Wars and Armada. For both, I thought the animation was awkward, the story line was weak, and the voice actors weren't really putting their hearts into it.

These are just my opinions, and i do not mean any offence to those who like the Beast Wars and/or Armada series.

I recently bought a Transformers DVD at 1/2 price books that is in Japanese with English subtitles. I have not formed an opinion on this series yet because i honestly have no idea whats going on.

As for the comic books, because they cost money, i have not read them. i want to, though.


I'm thinking about doing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles story next. The 2003 series is my favorite, because i think the animation is beautiful, the voice acting brilliant, and the story line captivating. This one is also my favorite because it has a good blend of humor and terror. It would be about Raphael and a teenage Red Riding Hood.


These are my favorite couples from random shows (not necessarily romantic relationships, just people/ bots/ cons/ turtles/ whatever that work well together)

Transformers (G1)

Optimus Prime and Elita One

Optimus Prime and Ironhide

Starscream an Skyfire

Thundercracker and Skywarp

Jazz and Prowl

Jazz and Blaster

Blaster and Soundwave

Megatron and Megatron's Cannon

Megatron and Starscream

Arcee and Hot Rod

Wheeljack and Ratchet

(Prime)

Arcee and Cliff Jumper

Arcee and Bumble Bee

Wheeljack and Bulkhead

Optimus Prime and Arcee

Bulkhead and Miko

Jack and Miko

Knock Out and Breakdown

Knock Out and Tracks (yes, Tracks is from G1, but i think it would be interesting to watch them complement each other's paint jobs while trying to kill the other)

Breakdown and Bulkhead

Starscream and... uhm, well, he didn't even get along with his own clones, so i'll have to go with power for now


i'll put more up later when i get around to it.

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Tangled Destiny by Kiyoko Michi reviews
Fate is a fickle thing. Sometimes, all it takes is a little... push, and everything changes. Skyfire didn't crash in the storm- Starscream did. The war continues on. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 186,266 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/9 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream
These Games We Play by Peacewish reviews
For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 244,616 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Jazz, Soundwave
Pariah by Starfire201 reviews
Convicted of a crime he didn't commit and sent to prison, Starscream must deal with the sneers and hatred of those surrounding him after an unexpected twist of fate sets him free - into the hands of the Autobots. G1 AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,854 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Starscream
Second Chances by LAXgirl reviews
G1. Starscream is given a choice other than execution after the end of the war: rebirth through Vector Sigma. Reformatted as a sparkling, he's taken in by Optimus and Ironhide as their son. Too bad Ironhide isn't too keen on the idea. OP/IH, future SS/SF
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 204,559 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 5/2/2012 - [Skyfire/Jetfire, Starscream] [Ironhide, Optimus Prime]
1p meets 2p by elecorn reviews
After a spell gone wrong, England accidentally summons the 2p nations. How will the nations deal with their semi-psycho counter parts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Parallel Nations
SparkScream by Autobot Chromia reviews
Seekers are naturally very protective of young, and have the most unusual 'pregnancys'. When Starscream is sparked with a liter, out of energon, and alone, what happens? What happens when the Autobots find him and take him as their prisoner? Rated T for safety. Set in Transformers Prime
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,591 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Starscream
Harry Potter of Baker Street by Dayja reviews
Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.
Crossover - Sherlock & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,221 - Reviews: 1299 - Favs: 3,808 - Follows: 4,849 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W.
So, Are You Two Together? by KithiaIsTheVillian reviews
What happens when Elita One crash lands on Earth and finds herself reunited with her sparkmate? Awesomeness! At least in Miko's words. But then add Decepticons into the mix. What does that mean? T just in case. EDIT: If you are new to this story, please skip to chapter 8. It's an author's note.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,483 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Optimus Prime, Elita One
Divisions by Exactlywhat reviews
PR0.W13.R is an osa, essentially a sparked computer, commissioned by the Polyhexan Lower Enforcer's. Jazz is a preprogrammed Enforcer.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,812 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Jazz, Prowl
Reboot by akisawana reviews
When Shockwave's latest toy turns everyone human, the Seekers and the Aerialbots come to a tentative understanding in Detroit.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 97,545 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Starscream, Silverbolt
Lost and Found by Kenya Starflight reviews
Optimus Prime finds himself with a new, daunting responsibility when Wheeljack's latest invention accidentally turns Megatron into a sparkling. Shameless cuteness ahoy!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 86,834 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
The Young and the Gullible by Aly208 reviews
After Thrust asks Skywarp about how to court seekers, Skywarp decides to give him horribly bad advice as a prank. The best part about it? Thrust uses this information on Starscream...aka Skywarp's little brother.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,183 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Starscream, Thrust
A dangerous game by taralynden reviews
Games stop being fun when someone dies, but is Jazz really responsible or is someone else playing games at Iacon Academy?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,191 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Happy Birthday, Sherlock by Nimthiriel Eruhin reviews
One-shot short story. Sherlock's 16th birthday is tomorrow. Mycroft isn't here, and he's been left all alone. He struggles with some very normal fears for someone his age. No cursing, adult content, slash, violence, or profanity of any kind. Please read and review!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
One Night in Scotland by SunnyRea reviews
John turns part way and raises an eyebrow, "you want to sleep in the car?" "Unless you would prefer the ground?"
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Genderbending: Decepticon Style by AnonFirefly reviews
Wheeljack invented a new weapon. Apparently it was supposed to be a powerful fusion blaster, but when it hits Megatron, his second, and his third, something goes horribly wrong. What’s a femme to do?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 60,823 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Megatron, Starscream
Sugar High by Aiookami-chan reviews
Another BunnyFarm prompt: "'A lot of fanfics make Battlecomputerless!Prowl either completely without inhibitions (sexy time) or shy and jittery (Lolita sexy time). I humbly submit that he would be like an ADD kid on a sugar high.' Insanity-24-7 on Deviantart. I so want to see that now."
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Prowl, Ratchet - Complete
A Tempest in a Teapot by Dracoqueen22 reviews
Sunstreaker and Hot Rod's arguments are the stuff of legend. Well, Autobot legend anyway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Sunstreaker, Hot Rod - Complete
The Meaning of a Kiss by Sabertron15 reviews
The meaning of seven kisses as demonstrated by various pairings: Red/Inferno,Perceptor/IH,Jazz/Prowl,Skywarp/TC,Ratchet/WJ,Blue/Twins, Prime/?...Chapters are in order of pairings, rated T for safety...(warnings in each chapter) *UPDATED*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,516 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Ex Scienta Vera by GarrulousGibberish reviews
Sherlock is the town's mad scientist, building strange but useful things for the town's folk. One day he tells them he builds a machine that deduces the truth from people. While sounding great at first, the townspeople soon realize how horrible the truth can be and, in a rage, force Sherlock into the machine. Where he admits to being in love with the town doctor: John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Stereo Hearts by SomethingIDontKnow reviews
Jazz has been a servant of Prowl's for years now. As his Master's behavior become more and more agressive toward him, Jazz seeks release in the music of slum clubs. There, he meets a DJ that will change his life forever. BlasterxJazz Some ProwlxJazz
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blaster, Jazz
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Clash: Italy by equin0x reviews
One of Arthur's spells failed miserably again , causing some of the 2P characters to switch places with their 1P counterparts. In this case, Italy has been switched. Gerita
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Luck's a Lady by valkyrie.fe reviews
Jazz is used to being on his own by now, but lately he keeps running into a strange group of bots... AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Jazz, Smokescreen - Complete
The Cat Incident by Molten-Ashes reviews
"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
33 by Indigo Blue.x reviews
"I haven't made a zombie," Sherlock says scathingly, which would be more convincing if there were not a zombie in the flat.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Art of Trolling by Hekateras reviews
Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/20/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
To Raise A Sparkling by OrianPrime92 reviews
When Blaster's raped, Jazz and Prowl take him back to Cybertron. When old ghosts reappear, can he put it aside to let the new Sparkling live in peace? Or will it all go wrong? JazzxBlasterxProwl Slash MPreg Rating may go up! I'm sorry, HIATUS
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,316 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Blaster, Jazz
Adoption of the Weirdest kind by Molten-Ashes reviews
It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Fatherhood by Loco the Exclaimer reviews
From the moment Kup took Hot Rod in, he knew that his new charge would someday be great. Glimpses of the shared life of father and son. Pre-Earth, oneshot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Hot Rod, Kup
On The Courtship of Seekers by Oni-Gil reviews
Seekers fly, live, work, and bond in threes. Thundercracker and Skywarp pursue a potential mate… said mate is less-than-enthusiastic. A whirlwind courtship commences…
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,720 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Starscream, Skywarp, Thundercracker - Complete
Distracting the Enemy by Thundergryphon reviews
When Jazz is caught by Megatron, he comes up with an 'interesting' way of getting Megs to let him go. Crack J/M, hinted M/SS, P/J.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
My Second Life by Thundergryphon reviews
Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
I don't want to be alone reviews
After being rejected by their respective teams, Starscream and Swoop find comfort in an unexpected friendship. Disclaimer; transformers belongs to Hasbro
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Swoop, Starscream