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Hi I'm new, and I'm still working on my story skills. I welcome comments if you think there is something wrong or don't like how I wrote it, but please try to be nice about how you say it.I love anime,manga,reading books,playing video games,listening to music, and my pet cat.
Enjoy some funny stuffs!
94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLEY FAIRY MORON!
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )
If books are your life and you couldn't possibly live without them, copy and paste this into your profile. (Makes me fee like a nerd but yeah it is true...)
If you have ever pushed a door that said pull, copy this into your profile
-If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile
98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of teenagers would have an emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you are part of the 7 percent that would say "What was your first clue?” copy this onto your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your sorry butt.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
95% of the teenage population would be in a crisis if Miley Cyrus, Justin Beiber, the Jonas Brothers, and Selena Gomez were on top of a 5 story building. Copy and paste this into your profile if you're one of the 5% that would be screaming into a bullhorn, "JUMP, BITCHES, JUMP!!!"
77 Ways to Annoy Your Teachers
#1: When the PA comes on, scream "I HEAR THE VOICES!" and run around the class room.
#2: Bring a cheesy top hat to school. When the teacher tells you to "put on your thinking cap", put it on and claim that it is your thinking cap.
#3: If the teacher stops lecturing, clap your hands and chant "Don't stop! Don't stop!"
#4: Perform the classic "pin on the teacher's chair" prank
#5: Randomly shout out "Will you be my FRIEND?" (much like Klemper!)
#6: When your reading teacher asks if you read the assignment, casually say "I saw the movie."
#7: When you are caught doing something bad, such as talking, blame it on your imaginary friend
#8: Make a really big deal out of random things
#9: Make a huge show out of going up to the board to do a problem
#10: When talking about different cities/states/countries in Social Studies, claim "I went there!" for each one
#11: Whisper loudly for no apparent reason
#12: If a teacher mentions anything having to do with a song you know, stand up and belt out that song
#13: Bring a really strong and/or disgusting perfume/body spray and permeate the air inside of the classroom
#14: If a teacher asks you a question, smile slyly and say "It's a secret," mysteriously
#15: Drop your books on the floor periodically
#16: Hack into the PA system so that every time it comes on, it plays "Barbie Girl", the "Barney" theme song, or the "GhostBusters" theme song
#17: If a teacher asks you a question, snap at them and say "Hey! I ask the questions here, not you, buster!"
#18: Draw smiley faces everywhere
#19: Stay in the bathroom for a really long time
#20: Sing the school song at random times
#21: Go crazy with whoopee cushions
#22: Whenever there is lightning/thunder, scream like a girl and dive under your desk
#23: Randomly turn to the empty desk next to you and pretend to hold it hostage
#24: Talk in an annoying accent all day
#25: Run down the halls screaming "IT'S COMING!" When asked what, scream and get in their face "Don't you know? IT'S COMING!"
#26: Host a jocks versus nerds food fight
#27: Bring a stuffed animal to school. Act like it's a live thing all day.
#28: Talk like a combination of Mr. Lancer and Technus the whole day (oh the horror…)
#29: Randomly scream "OH MY GOSH! It's HANNAH MONTANA!"
#30: Hack into the computer system
#31: Bring your cell phone to class and set it for a really annoying ringtone. When it begins to ring, let it play until it's all done, then say "Oh, was that MY phone?"
#32: On a completely random day, throw a surprise birthday party for your teacher
#33: Criticize your teacher's favorite sports team
#34: Fill in your verbal answers with lots of "fillers" (that is, "ers", "ums", "uhs", etc.)
#35: On a test/worksheet, put down "I don't know" for every question, even if it's multiple choice
#36: In computer class, randomly scream "IT'S NOT WORKING!" When encountered, say "Are you BLIND? IT'S NOT WORKING!"
#37: When talking about the weather, fake a forecast in a deep weatherman voice (or act like Lance Thunder)
#38: Pose or freak out at the security cameras
#39: Repeatedly ask teachers for their autographs
#40: In the middle of a lecture, shout "HEY! I'm doing something over here you know! Jeez, some people are RUDE!"
#41: Stand outside of the classroom and act like a security guard. Ask people trying to get in for an ID
#42: During a tornado drill, grab the fire extinguisher and spray it all around
#43: Pull the fire alarm
#44: Come to school in your pajamas. When a teacher asks you about it, have a meltdown
#45: Go into the bathroom. When a teacher goes in, scream "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
#46: "Graffiti" all over the whiteboard/chalkboard
#47: When there is a substitute, say "No, no, no, you're supposed to do it THIS way," to everything they say or do
#48: Come to school dressed as a superhero, Dora the Explorer, or Boots the monkey.
#49: If the teacher is late, help out by "taking over"
#50: If you disagree about something, start a huge rebellion
#51: In band, when the teacher tells you to stop, keep playing. When he/she finally gets your attention, say "That meant to stop? I wondered why everyone else stopped playing suddenly!"
#52: Advertise a "trash the teacher's lounge" event secretly
#53: When a teacher comes down the hallway, scream and jump into your locker
#54: Talk in rhyme all day. When asked about it, blame the GhostWriter (in rhyme, of course!)
#55: Write/say all of your answers in code/another language that your teacher doesn't know
#56: Change all of the clocks
#57: Place alarm clocks in random parts of the room and set them off so that they go off every five minutes
#58: When given an assignment, break down and cry "I CAN'T DO THIS!"
#59: Wear a bag over your head
#60: Do something annoying during a test
#61: In gym, when the teacher announces you'll be wrestling/boxing, stand up and proclaim "Violence is NOT the answer!"
#62: Take a sleeping pill so that you sleep during class
#63: If a ghost comes into the class, throw the Fenton Thermos at the teacher's head and smile innocently
#64: Spill balls all over the floor
#65: Shout out random things
#66: When given an 'F', say that you failed fashionably
#67: Wear slippers to school. When encountered, say "SHH! I'm spying!" in a loud whisper
#68: Dump sticky stuff EVERYWHERE
#69: In gym class, if hit even the slightest bit, act melodramatic. When encountered by the teacher, say "I see the light" dramatically
#70: Flip everything upside down
#71: Poke teachers in the stomach repeatedly. When encountered, say "I'm seeing I you're a robot, cause you drone a lot!"
#72: Give play-by-play commentary on everything
#73: Chew gum in class and make a big deal out of it
#74: When a teacher mentions something about you or your name, yell "STOP MOCKING ME!"
#75: Keep asking for Band-Aids. When asked about it, say "I'm making a modern art masterpiece! Why must everybody criticize me?"
#76: When answering a question orally, blather on and on
And for the Grand Finale…
#77: Get all of the kids to do a "High School Musical" thing all day
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
What my mother taught me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.