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Joined 10-19-12, id: 4316304, Profile Updated: 06-08-15
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Overwatch, Web Shows, and Misc. Tv Shows.

This shouldn't be blank, so here are some little updates on my ongoing series. If you really want to know shit about me, I can tell you that I'm ignoring all of my life responsibilities so that I can write crappy Hetalia and Harry Potter fan fiction online for no profit whatsoever. Weeeeeeeeeeeeee.

A Cardboard Box: I haven't started work on the next chapter. Whoop.

Drunken Shenanigans of Two Idiots: I'm in the midst of hardcore writing this next chapter but I'm running into several problems because I NEED TO MAKE IT REALISTIC EVEN THOUGH THE WHOLE FIC IS BASICALLY FLUFFY DRUNKEN TRASH ANYWAYS SO WTF DO I THINK IM FOOLING I'm gonna go eat an entire cake now and cry myself to sleep like a fucking boss.


I'm also on AO3 and tumblr because who needs a social life AMIRIGHT???

AO3: YouMayKnowMeAsAngel

tumblr: justangrymacaroni

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Crave by Aly-Cat101 reviews
James makes Lily a simple offer. "Shag me and I'll leave you alone for the rest of the term." Of course, Lily refuses but the offer is always on the table...Will Lily give in? Will James sweeten the deal? RATED M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,243 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Fog by Ismira Daugene reviews
In a world ruled by the elite werewolf upper class, Sherlock Holmes abducts John Watson and takes him as a mate. However there are others interested in John as well.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Sarah - Complete
The First Trip by Phyona reviews
Sherlock and John go on holiday. Sequel to 'The Last Drop' and 'The Temper Between'
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,020 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Loopholes and Jumping Hurtles by Zera Henna reviews
In a world where Angels and Demons live and breathe along with humans, Sherlock and John are somewhat reluctant flatmates. John has quite the temper, a nippy little Angel, while Sherlock, a tall dark-winged Demon, isn't one to socialize. Sherlock soon goes into heat, causing the Angel to second guess their relationship. AUw/SLASH sub!John dom!Sherlock. New cover image! (PleaseR&R).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,822 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
Life of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Voldemort is back! And even more hilarious then before. From mental hospitals, scary old ladies, and strippers named Jim to Voldemort's romance novel, and how jello and toaster can kill you. Sequel to Confessions of a bald weirdo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Confessions of a bald weirdo by Miss Funnel Cake reviews
Read the hilarious diary of Lord Voldemort as he rants about Potter, nose loss, his new boy band V.O.G, and being stuck on the back of some idiot's head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
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Voltron Group Chat reviews
Allura has rebooted the old paladin group chat. She'll come to regret this decision.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/27/2017 - Published: 2/25/2017
Kryptonite is Overrated reviews
Laura had applied during a time when Karnstein couldn't keep a female assistant for more than a week. Rumor has it she sleeps with them, and after all the sexual remarks the woman has thrown her way, Laura has no problem believing that. Working for Karnstein is hell, but Laura's got a secret identity to maintain. Clark Kent ain't got nothing on her. - superhero au
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Carmilla
Wings of Black reviews
Remus Lupin doesn't know a lot about guardian angels, but he's pretty sure they don't all wear ACDC shirts and eat your leftovers at 4:30 in the morning. Sirius doesn't know a lot about humans, but he's pretty sure they don't all wear hideous sweater vests and act like huge fucking nerds 24/7. They're both pretty sure that someone Up There is having a pretty good laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 9/17/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [Lily Evans P., James P.]
Buckle Up reviews
The Marauders embark on a road trip. It goes about as smoothly as you would guess. (Non Magic au, wolfstar)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2016 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] James P., Peter P.
Vigilantes Anonymous reviews
Overwatch was never a stable organization to begin with, so it's no surprise that the recall is a huge mess from the very start. Lena Oxton will do her best to fight the good fight. Unfortunately for her, the good fight involves more French purple assholes than previously expected. -In which a group of screw-up's bond during a crisis, and practically everyone's gay.-
Overwatch - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,101 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/2/2016 - [Lena O./Tracer, Amélie L./Widowmaker]
Drunken Shenanigans of Two Idiots reviews
Alfred wants to shoot something. He's just woken up half naked, hungover, and lying next to a fully naked Arthur. The worst part? He can't remember anything about last night. AT ALL. This is a story about two idiots who are so obliviously head over heels for each other that they get themselves in a really screwed up situation. No one is surprised. (Human AU, friends to lovers.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,464 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 2/25/2015 - [England/Britain, America] [France, Canada]
Marauders' Texts reviews
A series of texting conversations between four idiots. (Crack fic, Muggle au, modern day, lots of swearing, plot-what-is-plot, Sirius is probably a stripper but no one's really surprised)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,898 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
The Hitchhiker reviews
Matt's night isn't going well, and then he almost kills a dude. Wait, no. Matt's night isn't going well, and then he almost runs over a really cute guy with a really crappy truck, and then the guy turns out to be a ghost. Go figure. (Matt/Mathew, Magical AU, as well as Ghost AU. Rated T for swearing, if that's a thing. I feel like that's a thing.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2015
A Cardboard Box reviews
In which it takes a couple of kittens to get two idiots (Sirius and Remus) to stop dancing around each other, and James is close to snapping under all the sexual tension. Also, Peter has no idea what the hell is going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,003 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/27/2015 - Published: 2/10/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Butterfly Kisses Don't Really Feel Like Butterflies reviews
Remus Lupin's three rules for success: Never drink firewhiskey before the weekend, never fall for one of your best friends, and never EVER play truth or dare with a drunk Sirius Black. Guess who manages to break every one of those rules on the same night?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Dear Scraggly Haired Boy reviews
Hedwig writes a letter to her owner after her passing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Hedwig - Complete