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Joined 08-03-03, id: 431787, Profile Updated: 07-13-14
Author has written 19 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Firefly, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Captain America, Avengers, Dark-Hunter series, Dresden Files, Discworld, and Charlotte's Web.

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The Vetissey by Virtuella reviews
Through the petty revenge of a jilted opera singer, Lord Vetinari and his new wife find themselves lost at sea. It looks fishy, and Vimes decides to find out the truth. Sequel to A Winter's Tale, set post-MM.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,863 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Vetinari, Sam Vimes - Complete
Say What You Mean by jackwabbit reviews
Gen, Mal/Zoë/Simon/Jayne Friendship. No spoilers. Summary: Fun With Homophones! Note: Written in response to the LJ prompt of ‘Pie Or Pi ’ on ff friday.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
A Life Less Extraordinary by Frostfyre7 reviews
Hired to steal a supposed alien from one of Paquin's top ringmasters, Mal Reynolds figures things are gonna go even less smooth than usual. Then a passenger calling himself 'the Doctor' shows up, and things go all manner of crazy...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,503 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Barista by dietcokechic reviews
COMPLETED Standalone vignettes of life as seen through the eyes of Daniel’s barista. One of the longest works in progress WIP in Stargate fandom is now done! Seasons 1 thru 5
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 146,521 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/1/2005 - Published: 12/9/2002 - D. Jackson - Complete
So You Want to Write a Tolkien Fanfic? by SickleYield reviews
Humorous guide to writing like a neurotic misogynist Englishman. Not that I think all Englishmen are neurotic misogynists. I freely admit that all the neurotic misogynists I know are American. Complete with one or two expansions.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/15/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
Same Crap, Different World by GeorgysGirl reviews
Buffy/Stargate Crossover. SG1 stumble on a world with unusual inhabitants and bring in the experts. Rated for language
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,135 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/23/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003
Reliance by Roseveare reviews
Serenity is damaged crashlanding on an Alliance mining planet, landing Mal in a sea of compromise that threatens to split the crew.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,944 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Mal - Complete
The Visionary by Chaos Eternus reviews
Buffy has a 'Subtle' slayer dream, and heads to Colorado TBC in Bane Of Anubis
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 14,279 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Complete
The Scarab by BK the irregular reviews
An exile from the gods of ancient Egypt surfaces in California, at the Mouth of Hell. (Crossover with Stargate: SG-1) (complete)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,308 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
Astrophysics for Dummies by Jojo6 reviews
It is S/J, but it's another Jacob and Jack fics. The possibilities with these two are just huge. Spoilers for Allegiance.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2002
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Hold Hands and Stick Together reviews
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." Franklin P. Jones Clint and Coulson are on the run from SHIELD, trying to give de-aged Phil a normal childhood. But if they really had normal lives? Phil would be looking at his 50th birthday and wondering if a red convertible was just a bit... on the nose. Part 2 of the "Someone Today" series.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014
First Thanksgiving Away From Home reviews
SHIELD was never perfect, and never exactly home-like. Still... Part 6 of the "Someone Today" series.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2015
Someone Today reviews
"We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today." -Stacia Tauscher When an Avenger gets hit by a de-aging ray, there is a certain way the story is supposed to go: lots of cuteness, lots of aawwww, the now-young Avenger thwarting the bad guy, and warm fuzzies all around. This is not that story. Instead, Phil Coulson is confined to SHIELD.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,762 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson, Jarvis - Complete
The Last Suit You'll Ever Wear reviews
Usually Halloween is "come as you aren't" night, but newly-minted 4-year-old Phil Coulson is once again an exception to the rules. or Clint takes de-aged!Phil trick-or-treating. Part 5 of the "Someone Today" series.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Fireworks, Shmireworks reviews
Phil Coulson has never been to a fireworks show in person. He's seen a few on TV, and that's plenty, right? Clint Barton is pretty sure that a kid needs to see a fireworks show at least once in his life. Part 4 of the "Someone Today" series.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
No Gift to Bring reviews
Stark Tower, Midtown Manhattan landmark, was decorated professionally. There were external decorations over the lower floors and on the various rooftops. When it came time to decorate the Avengers' living areas, Tony assumed they would take the path of least resistance and most style, and use the same decorators for their floors. He reckoned without the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Just Like the Ones I Used to Know reviews
Tony and Pepper inaugurate an Avengers Christmas tradition - the movie marathon - with White Christmas. For the Feelstide 2013 prompt "Steve!Feels after watching White Christmas". Using this for the hurt/comfort square on my Trope Bingo: Round 2 card.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,274 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Valentiny (What do you call a very small valentine?) reviews
Clint and 4-year-old Phil (de-aged, but with adult memories) are grocery shopping when they realize they need one more item. Unfortunately, it seems that all their choices are unacceptable. Part 3 of the "Someone Today" series.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Higher-Order Consequences reviews
Loki is still reeling from his defeat by the Avengers, and Agent Coulson's condemnations replaying endlessly in his mind don't help. When Loki escapes from Asgard's dungeon, he has one goal: stealing the mirror that shows all realities, all universes, from Odin's treasury of weapons, and then using it to find a reality where he WINS.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
A Veritable Smorgasbord reviews
An errand for a friend takes a gluttonous rat to an unfortunate location. Written for the August 2009 Fic a Day Challenge.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Charlotte's Web - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Complete
Seat 21 reviews
Steve Rogers doesn't pick fights. So why does he end up fighting a loudmouth in an alley beside the movie theater instead of watching the pre-feature cartoons?
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America
No Dice reviews
O'Neill gets more insight into how his 2IC's mind works when SG-1 is stuck for a few days.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/27/2013 - S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill, Teal'c - Complete
Quiet for a Tuesday
Sometimes being The One Who Sees seriously sucks wet dog fur. A "Tales From the Barman" addition. Written for the August 2009 Fic a Day Challenge.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Complete
Denarius for Your Thoughts reviews
Shoving a coin into a drawer isn't really protection enough. Written for the August 2009 Fic a Day Challenge. Takes place after "Once More With Feeling" (BtVS) and Death Masks (Dresden Files).
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Dawn S. - Complete
Except for Bunnies reviews
Buffy's on a mission with SG-1. And sometimes missions really are just that strange. Written for the August 2009 Fic a Day Challenge. Answering an "opening line" challenge.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Buffy S., S. Carter, D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Extreme Blind Dating reviews
Amanda meets a "weird musician." Written for the TwistedShorts/Twisting the Hellmouth August 2009 Fic a Day Challenge.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dark-Hunter series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Oz - Complete
The Regular reviews
Inara's looking forward to a wave from a favorite client. Crossover.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Inara - Complete
CrossExaminations reviews
Crossroads missing scene: How the verdict changed from “natural causes” to…
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2004 - J. Fraiser, Teal'c - Complete
Tense Delivery reviews
Janet isn't in control of this medical situation. PG for medical tension.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2003 - J. Fraiser, D. Jackson - Complete
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