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hi I'm sakuraharuno99 and I love writing and reading about naruto stuff and just pm me if you have great ideas for sakura haruno pairings I have no clue what to say so jus pm me or something like that

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If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste these Karin bashings:

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so fat, she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the mainland.
Karin is so fat, that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shit thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so ugly, even Sasuke couldn't ignore it.
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so ugly, Juugo's curse seal made him run for his life.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'

And I made this one up myself... Karin's so fat, not even Pein's Almighty Push could budge her.

I think that Karin needs to die. Soon.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Won't tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you're not down anymore.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Try to half-ass comfort you when you feel down.
REAL FRIENDS: Grab you by the shoulders, shake you, and say "Bitch, snap out of it!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink because they think it's polite.
REAL FRIENDS: Raise an eyebrow and say "Bitch, I'll eat what I want." and are the reason you never have food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a very embarrassing book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Ask if you're alright.
REAL FRIENDS: Run away screaming: "GET OUT OF THE WAY! SHE'S PISSED!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will offer to pay when you have a drink.
REAL FRIENDS: Will laugh and say "Pay my ass! You'll pay for mine, bitch!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this, you fatass."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Bitch, I'm a fatass and I'm starving, now buy me some damn food."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will automatically tell you you're beautiful when you ask if something makes you look fat.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Well no shit, sherlock."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would tell you not to get a face-lift because you already look perfect.
REAL FRIENDS: Would say "Face-lift? I don't think a fork-lift would help."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Tell you your zits aren't noticeable.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Damn, girl! That thing is HUGE!!!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Encourage you not to skip school.
REAL FRIENDS: Photoshop one of their old doctor's notes and use it to spring you from school.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's ass and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Crush on your older brother whom you absolutely despise.
REAL FRIENDS: Hate you older brother as much as you do and give him the nick-name 'Faggot'.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

Mummy... Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool.
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great crack.
Mummy, I was a good girl;
I did what I was told.
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold,
But, mummy, when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye.
I'm sorry, mummy, I had to go, but, mommy, please don't cry,
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another.
And all because he got the gun from his older brother.
Mummy, please tell daddy that I love him very much,
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now.
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best.
Mummy, I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest.
Mummy, tell my teachers I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass.
Mummy ,why'd it have to be me- no one deserves this.
Mummy, warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss.
And, mummy, tell the doctors I know they really did try.
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry.
Mummy, I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest,
But, mummy, please remember I'm in heaven with the rest.
Mummy, I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack.
Mummy, listen to me if you would.
I wanted to go to college,
I wanted to try things that were new.
I guess I'm not going with daddy,
On that trip to the new zoo.
I wanted to get married,
I wanted to have a kid.
I wanted to be an actress.
Mummy, I wanted to live.
But, mummy, I must go now.
The time is getting late.
Mummy, tell my Chris,
I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.
I love you, mummy, I always have.
I know you know it's true.
Mummy, all I wanted to say is, "Mummy, I love you.".
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost,
Please if you would,
Pass this around,
I'd be happy if you could,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry.
Just keep this in heart,
For the people that didn't get to say, "Goodbye.".

Now you have two choices:
1) repost and show you care.
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

if you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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An Assassin's Error by Lady Sassy Sas reviews
As she stood at the top of the marble staircase and gazed out over the dancing crowd her heart thudded. She had underestimated and was now underprepared. She had been mistaken. This was no easy task; it would be a tiring battle of intrigue, emotions and wits...she smiled wickedly. AU! (May be continued at a later date).
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/12/2018 - Published: 8/23/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.] Shikamaru N.
Run Devil Run by Black Crow-Red Rose reviews
He'd left eight years ago and never came back. Now he was on a mission to find his missing ex-teammate and bring her back home. But he soon finds out that things are not as they seem, and Sakura wont be coming home without a fight.
Crossover - Naruto & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,493 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
shots of color by xfucktheglasses reviews
Baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven? —Bro!Fic. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,099 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sasuke U., Kiba I., Naruto U., Suigetsu H.
Lunacy by brown.eyelashes reviews
It's where all the bad kids went.- Sasuke, Sakura. Heavily inspired by Suicide Squad.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/15/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Scrabble Drabble by brown.eyelashes reviews
"knifes? What the fuck is knifes?" "Well it's the plural of knife-" "That's knives." -Sasusaku. OITNB AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/5/2015 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inner Strength by Lady Sassy Sas reviews
But this time they would not help. Nothing would. She was alone until it was time to reveal all. Pairing: KakaSaku Rated: M (Getting a touch-up)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,879 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 9/27/2013 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
Crawling Back to Humanity by AngelOfDeath10 reviews
AU, SasoSaku, Sakura has found herself at a loose end and almost literally dumped in Sasori's lap. A drug dealer has no use for a concussed college student and Sakura just wants to live to see another day. Somehow, they make sense of it all. Lime flavored.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,559 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasori] - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by JinnySkeans reviews
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,462 - Reviews: 2375 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Break the Ice by Orange Sherbet reviews
So it's bad enough that Tsunade is making me join the Konoha BOYS hockey team, but now that I'm an official member I have to deal with one loud mouth blond, one angry ginger, one sexually frustrated Uchiha and a boy with an obvious dog fetish. FML.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,298 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Fragments of Time by xfucktheglasses reviews
The person that you take a bullet for is behind the trigger. —SasuSaku. Gang!Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Flower of Carnage by Inner Self reviews
This is the story of a daughter who had a loving family; a girl who had a happy childhood; a medic whose skill progressed as quickly as the Legendary Slug Princess; a woman who lost the faith of her village. This is the story of the traitor who massacred the Haruno Clan. Itachi x Sakura role reversal. Up for adoption by writer of my choosing. Same with my other story ideas. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Wings by Green Tea Bubbles reviews
She has watched plenty of people die – most of whom could have been saved – Haku and Zabuza, the civilians of Rain, Kimimaro - and there is no way in hell she is going to stand by while Sasuke kills perhaps one of the bravest and most loyal man Konoha has ever seen. Slight ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Spying on Sasuke by SecretFanGirl.ox reviews
Naruto and Sakura think Sasuke is up to something, so they decide to spy on them, but how much will they learn? Rated M for adult themes. Bad summery.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
What Not To Do On A Mission by PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck," he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. [Crack.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete