Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
You know you live in 2013 if:
1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2) You havn't played Solitaire with real cards for years.
3) You're shocked when you hear that people CAN actually survive without the internet.
4) The reason you don't stay in touch with old friends is because they don't have a screen name or Facebook.
6) You'd rather look all around the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV.
7) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
8)As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
9) As you read this list you keep thinking about sending it to all your friends.
10) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
11) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
12) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
13) Put this on your profile if you fell for that. You know you did. :DD
FUNNY QUOTES TO SAY:
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. (So true...)
When you get caught looking at him just remember he was looking back.
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say "Its because your gay isn't it?"
God created man-THEN had a better idea!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
Hard work never killed anybody,but why take a chance?
Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.
"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive," (So very very true...)
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together
*Who needs Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Harry Potter, Jacob Black, Ron Weasly, Draco Malfoy, and Emmet Cullen when you have PERCY JACKSON?*
If you yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!