Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and One Piece.
Ummm... Well, this is awkward.
-Everything here is eatable, even I'm eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. - Willy Wonka
-"People call me insane. I'll have you know that the voices in my head strongly disagree." - Anonymous
-"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." - Anonymous.
-I don't have a short attention span i jus-
ohh look a squirrel!
-I'm very proud of myself when I resist the urge to kill someone.
-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
-They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I
mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-I used to have superpowers but my psychiatrist took them away.
-Don't judge me because I'm quiet. Nobody plans a murder out loud.
Okay. Serious Quotes.
-"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." -Doctor Seuss
-"D is for darkness
where monsters might hide
but they're out in the daylight,
Hitching a ride." -Catch and Release
-"Imagination is the only weapon in a war against reality." -Cheshire Cat
-"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." -Walt Disney
-How To Train Your Dragons
-Marvel and D.C. Universes...
-Avatar the Last Airbender
-Sword Art Online
-...there's more than that, I just can't think at the moment...