Author has written 4 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, One Piece, Gravity Falls, and Captain America.
Ummm... Well, this is awkward.
I probably don't have anything important to say here, but I'm flattered that you stopped by anyway!
Quotes? (Yeah sure, what the heck)
-Everything here is eatable, even I'm eatable, but that, my dear children, is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies. - Willy Wonka
-"People call me insane. I'll have you know that the voices in my head strongly disagree." - Anonymous
-"Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." - Anonymous.
-I don't have a short attention span i jus-
ohh look a squirrel!
-I'm very proud of myself when I resist the urge to kill someone.
-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
-They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I
mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people.
-I used to have superpowers but my psychiatrist took them away.
-Don't judge me because I'm quiet. Nobody plans a murder out loud.
-"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." -Doctor Seuss
Why do dentists try to talk to you when they know you can't respond?
Battle Scars: uhhh . . . *sweats nervously
FIFTY SHADES OF BILL: I'm working on it. Probably.
Age of Dreams: Don't worry, it'll happen. (Chapter 6 in progress)