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Joined 10-21-12, id: 4319669, Profile Updated: 01-05-13

GUIDE: Yah- I practically have no idea on how to navigate my profile either. If you want to know about me just read the first part and PLEASE read the last part of this too. The middle is all cut and paists. They are amazing and funny but unnesissary and I know that a lot of people don't want to read them all. That is all.

WARNING: If you can not stand bad spelling and lots of ... then this is not the site for you ... I will try not to cry as you leave... LOL, Just kidding! I exagerate a lot to-- but weirdly enough at school I am not a Drama Queen... weird...

I'm a girl. A syfy geek-et.

Favorite Manga/Anime: Nightschool, Drama Con, Detective Conen, Mugan Spiral, Natsume's Book of Friends, DN Angel.

Favorite movies and TV shows: Sabrina (Old; Harrison Ford), DS9, Doctor Who (Who dosen't love David T.? 10 Rose= Awsomeness!!), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis (HOW could they just END the show?! ... maby I will write about how to kill the peopel that made that decision... MWAHAHAHAHA... Dont worry I will never REALLY kill someone), Monk (NOT Phyke or whatever), Sanctuary, and Criminal Minds.

Favorite Actors (3)- David Tennant, Amanda Tapping, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Himsworth, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

I am a proud member of: the SWIDOAD CLUB! (Story Writers In Denial Over Ashley's Death!); the WWDD? CLUB! (What Would Druitt Do?); and CCD! (Cutter Cant be Dead!)

Go Sanctuary!!! If you like Magnitt (Helen and Druitt together) or Love Ashley then go onto the Sanctuary Forum WWDD: The Druitt Diehards and The Awesometastic Ashley Magnus. There are some awsome people on there. SSJ, Sarah, Japa, C&D, SS = Good (Online) People. Yah, those are ALL nicknames. Eiser to type ya know! :)

Last Random Fact (I swear!!!)-- I smile all the time. In real life and I often insert random :) ... It is because I am happy... Get over it people! Not everyone is pessimistic!!! (Yah- I'm practically one of those people that get on your nerves they are so optimistic... LOL)

The End... Of Part 1... Therefore not really the end...Oh well...


Supidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

"Pleases hold all questions till after the rant, thank you." --Candace Flynn

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you wish that a (or more than one) fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

If you believe in God and his son Jesus the Christ, copy this into your profile.


If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button then you'll get disconnected.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt!


Crazy

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line!

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Similar, yes. But different.)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (I have a new obsession every month)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this ALL THE TIME!!!)

If you're confused most of the time, copy and paste this on your profile

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown


Bookworms

If you have ever read a 500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Computer

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." – Unknown


Clumsy

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, a door or a poll, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.


Statistics

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.


Quotes

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." -Unknown

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." - Unknown

When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."-Mark Twain

Everything here is edible. Even I am edible, but that is cannibalism my children and frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the chocolate factory

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." Anonymous

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. Weinber


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!


Do what the Doctor tells you!

(Statements from the Doctor on Life and how to live it)

•First things first….but not necessarily in that order.

•Don't be afraid to dress conspicuously.

•When government gets involved, start getting nervous

•Life is hard. Then you regenerate.

•There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

•There is a scientific explanation for everything... but you don’t always need to know it. (Whibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey... Yah.)

•Almost any problem can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

•Sweedish Fish are good.

•When in doubt, bang the console with a mallet.

•Time and Time Lords wait for no man.

•People can be so much more... when they think.

•When I say run, RUN!

•Talking gets you out of some very tight corners.

•If it glows, avoid it.

•Don’t have a neuron implosion.

•Oi! Don't touch the big button!

•All aliens speak with British accents.

•Never say ‘What could happen?’

•Laugh once in a while. At anything.

•There's nothing the sonic screwdriver can't handle.

•Never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

•Everyone remotely interesting is mad in one way or another.

•Innovate. Always innovate.

•The worst won't happen if you do something immensely clever.

•Do what is right. Even if it breaks your heart(s).

•You won’t get called a stupid ape if you don’t act like one.

•It’s good to bring along a change of clothes. Or a few.

•Think fast.

•The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common; they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views.

•Companions may come and go, but your K9 is forever.

•You can get into anywhere with a confident attitude…and psychic paper.

•Life’s an adventure. That’s why we keep living.


If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?


If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't want to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're even mildly annoyed by all of the things I'm telling you to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.


STUFF I'VE STOLEN

(I stole the stuff below...changed some things is all...Is that plagerism? ...Oh my gosh... Ive broken the LAW!! Now I wont be able to watch Criminal Minds and Monk without feeling GUILTY!! ...AHHHHHHHH! The Guilt has GOT me!)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Larry the Cucumber: Everybody's got a water buffalo!! Yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooooooooo. I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some Lima beans on the floor, oh everybody's got a-

Archibald the Asparagus: STOP IT!! Stop! Stop right this instance!! What do you think you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo and everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!!

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo! Yours is pink but mine is blue. Her's was small but-

Archibald: AAAHHHHH (asparagus TACKLE)

-I got this from water kangaroo (she has at least 400 favorite stories! sadly none of her own are published on here... :( sob OK thats enough of me being dramatic! Back to the ...show? ... Fanfic? ... Profile! Thats it!)

Daddy I love you

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from ballet to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

If this touched you, please copy and paste onto your page.

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree. Theboys don’t want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. If you believe in Christ and aren't afraid to say it, copy and paste this story to your profile.

'Crazy is when' Rant :

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh and then someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in CQ (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Col Clamworthy is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you late. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you make random CQ references and you see CQ related things and point it out to your friends and they tell you to shut up and you’re crazy. Crazy is when you'd rather read then eat. Crazy is when you sprain your ankle and keep on skateboarding. Crazy is when you memorize those phrase thingies that everyone posts on here and randomly say them to everybody you do and don't know. Crazy is when you print off two copies of your favorite "Copy and pastes" and stick one copy on your wall and the other inside your school locker. Crazy is when you stare at people until they say "what?' and then you say: "You are very interesting to watch." Crazy is when you walk into a lampost and say 'sorry!'. Crazy is where you read 3 books a day. Crazy is where you get kicked in the head by your best friend and laugh even though it hurt. Crazy is where you look all round the house for something then find it by your feet. Crazy is where you go to grammar school but fail your maths test miserably. Crazy is when someone says something directly to your face, and you are looking them in the eye, and you can't repeat what they say. Crazy is when you randomly start singing nursery rhymes with your friend while trying to figure out how to type on her computer. Crazy is when you think of your computer as if it is a real person then start yelling and skreeming at it for not doing what you want then starting to hit and kick it and finally appoligising for being so mean BUT you dont mean it because you are a violent person. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (The last one was mine!)

Girls Don't realize these things-

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

--idratherbeinbritain

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

-A girl & guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gave him a hug) Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me. In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.


(More) Random STUFF stuff is on the way... in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or Facebook.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.


Favorite Quotes

One day, I WILL write a multi-chapter story, with thousands of words, a good plot, a climax, and an ending. I swear I will. Just...not today...or tomorrow.

-Surreal Squirrel

“Hello, this is Karen Turner, and I’m not available right now. I am probably off saving the galaxy or trying to get myself into trouble again. If this is Peter Pevensie, please go away. If this is Edmund, please do me a favor and punch you brother in the nose. If this is Jacen, I’m not coming to get you out of another mess. If this is Jaina, please keep your brother out of trouble for once. If this is Itachi, please stop trying to kill yourself and also take your stupid medication for crying out loud! If this is Kabuto, I really don’t want to talk to you right now, because I haven’t decided whether or not I hate you yet. If this is Kakashi Sensei, yes I’m staying out of trouble, and no, I’m not trying to kill Sasuke. If this is Master Stealth, yes I just lied to Kakashi, and no, I’m not really going to literally kill anybody. If this is Morzan, please don’t shout at me, I’ll get back to you later, and no, I didn’t scratch your car. If this is Vortigern, I don’t know how you got a phone but I’m as sure as anything going to send a pink bunny curse through the reception when I get back. If this is Indianna Jones, no, I didn’t steal your artifacts, and yes, I did blow up a tank recently. If this is Kevin Eleven, yes, I did steal your car. You can probably find it parked in front of Gwen’s house. If this is the Joker, yes, I am serious, and no, I’m not going to explain why. If this is Two-face, please update your wardrobe because your colors clash and it’s really disgusting. If this is Obi-Wan Kenobi, please don’t get mad at me, because you’re scary, and please be nicer to Anakin – he’s had a bad day. If this is Anakin, don’t listen to the Chancellor - he’s evil. If this is anybody else who I don’t know or don’t even want to know about, please leave a message. And if you are an advertiser, please go away. I’m not interested right now.”

-jxr1 (she is also an awsome fanfic person! I have her in my fave authors...I think... Im just kidding! She has an awsome series about a girl who can travel between unverses (into Batman, Eragon, etc.) I have read all of her stuff-even Naruto and I have never read one chapter or seen one episode of that so that shows you how much I love her stuff!) -- Her stuff does not exist anymore... she deleted it all. Sad but Good.

Dont worry, it all makes sense in my head.

-DZR (she is a fanfic person--look her up if you like Sanctuary!!)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't have a Facebook, and doesn't send a thousand texts a day on a cell phone. I am the girl that has never been asked out. BUT I am also the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment!), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Fell4

-Cannibalistic Skittles

'The unexpected will always remain the unexpected until you expect it, in which case it becomes the expected unexpected. But it's still unexpected. Now you're just expecting it'

--vanillatwilight132941 and Shon-Kun1301

As previously mentioned, I love The Mentalist! You want proof?

-Ever

--vanillatwilight132941 and Shon-Kun1301

y time I watch an ad, my heart rate goes up by about fifty beats. -I can't watch it in the same room as anyone else, because it reminds me that it's not real. (I just ignore everyone else and shout advice at the TV) -I had a Red John cake at my sixteenth! (I am not yet 16) -I own a Jane vest! (I dotn but... I should!!) -I say irksome. A lot. (SO DO I!) -I slip quotes into conversations without people knowing. -I can quote full scenes. Can't everyone? -I can't go ten minutes without thinking about it. -My English teacher asked me who the typical Australian was. I said Simon Baker. -The only thing I ask for during the Chrismas season is the Season 1 DVD. -I recommend it to around a thousand people every day. -Monday is the greatest day of the week. Tuesday is the worst.

-SarcasmIsTheLowestFormOfWit (I changed it just a abit so that is would be a little more general and Mentalist fanpeople could past it to their profile)


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The Witness To Your Fragmented Mind by an-alternate-world reviews
When he opens the door at 6am and sees someone he'd once cared for too much, he's not sure what to do. He doesn't know how to comfort someone who's falling apart in front of him - but he also knows he can't turn Connor away.
How to Get Away with Murder - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/19/2014 - Connor W. - Complete
This is Goodbye by Ggeri Sminth reviews
Connor knew that it would have to end soon. It just wasn't something that he could do. He didn't know how to convey that maybe he loved Oliver, it didn't matter they all had to end at some point. He just didn't think that it would be quite like this. Sequel to: He isn't my Boyfriend
How to Get Away with Murder - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2014 - Complete
The Hound and the Bird by boozy von chugaton reviews
Sandor and Sansa try to fight their growing feelings for each other as King's Landing descends into chaos. Together, they find soft moments in a harsh place. *contains dialogue from both the books and the show. Rated M for later. R&R:
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,537 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
Revenge of the Nerds by Night Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,955 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Behind My Back by L J Groundwater reviews
A one-shot following a prompt I see out there about Liz seeing Red's scars. Was playing in my head anyway, might as well do it now! Please let me know what you think (and thanks for the nudge, ladies, hope you don't mind I picked this one up!)...
Blacklist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2014 - R. Reddington, E. Keen - Complete
Trust Me by L J Groundwater reviews
Elizabeth Keen's world falls apart, and she turns to the man who at some stage she was certain had created all her problems: Raymond Reddington. Continuation of 1:17 ("Ivan"). Please, please let me know what you think!
Blacklist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2014 - R. Reddington, E. Keen - Complete
Casey vs the Fake Relationship by Dimonah Tralon reviews
Chuck and Morgan's best friend, Allie, starts "fake dating" Casey. Yeah, because nothing can go wrong with that... Casey/OC
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,074 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Seven Year Breath by simplyprologue reviews
Years later, they both drift into the same working class town. She gets a job as a waitress, he as a construction worker. Sometimes he sees her after shift. They see, and say nothing. Time has taught them to keep their mouths shut. (Modern AU, one-shot.)
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Cut it out and then Restart by weshallflyaway reviews
After the Battle of Blackwater, Sandor takes Sansa to Riverrun to join the Starks; Yet the road to redemption is never a simple one, nor is it an easy thing to change one's fate.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,149 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/3/2012 - [Sandor C., Sansa S.] Arya S., Catelyn S. - Complete
Point Non Plus by Hikari no Chibi reviews
Regency AU! With Napoleon looming and Neal gone, Mr. Gold has no choice but to toil away exposing French informants and spy rings, hoping to turn the tide of the war. At a dinner party for the debauched and misbehaved, Gold weaves his way in and out of the lives of his suspects, but he finds more than expected in the beautiful Mrs. Lacey.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Lacey - Complete
The Adventure of the Miserious Stench by KnifeEdge reviews
There's a reason Jareth had forbidden the goblins from watching television. A very good reason. Unfortunately, no one told Sarah that. (Gobin fic. Also, sort of but not quite crossover with Sherlock. If Sherlock were a goblin. OC Goblin characters with canon cameos.)
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,757 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Hoggle, Ludo, Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Transference by BiteMeTechie reviews
Long before she wears greasepaint and he puts on sackcloth, the lives of Harleen Quinzel and Jonathan Crane overlap at Gotham University. There, they play the roles of student and teacher...among other things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Harley Quinn, Johnathan C./Scarecrow] - Complete
The Romantic Misadventures of Sarah Williams by Lixxle reviews
Sarah Williams experienced her first romantic disappointment just two days shy of her sixteenth birthday. For the record, it was all Hoggle's fault (even if he did have the best of intentions).
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,927 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jareth, Sarah
Tribbles in the Pegasus Galaxy by deblease reviews
Tribbles, need I say more. Will be a series of one-shots.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 425 - Words: 400,517 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Rodney M.
Believing is Seeing by nineteennintytwo reviews
A couple of extra presents under the tree, eggs being found in bushes where they weren't hidden, and coins appearing under pillows without explanation. Parents aren't stupid; they know the Guardians are real. They just never say so.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,540 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Jamie, Sophie - Complete
Any Less of a Man by RedSmileyFace reviews
Sansa marries a man that Sandor grudgingly approves of, and the three spend their lives, if not totally happy, at least content, in each other's company. Includes offspring and a character death (of old age, not murder or illness). ONE-SHOT/COMPLETE.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
The Fate of Fools by Gratiae reviews
Eddard Stark is not the only man leaving his family behind when he becomes the King's Hand. One-Shot.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Jory C. - Complete
Returns by Gratiae reviews
After reclaiming Erebor, Kíli finally returns home to his family. One-Shot.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Kili - Complete
And Make Them Love Me by Dark Ride reviews
Sansa is the leader of the North but her path is full of stumbles. Luckily for her, someone is there to help her keep to right path. Post-series, Sandor/Sansa friendship.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Dwarf Hunting by Gratiae reviews
"Losing a game is heartbreaking. Losing your sense of excellence or worth is a tragedy." - Joe Paterno
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Fili, Thorin - Complete
Final Farewells by Gratiae reviews
Kíli says goodbye to his family before joining his Uncle to reclaim Erebor.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Kili - Complete
Not With Haste by RightSide reviews
Rumplestiltskin was not supposed to be daydreaming about his caretaker. He was not supposed to care about her happiness. And he certainly had not expected the jealous rage growing in him at the presence of a dashing young man in the castle. This may be one deal Rumplestiltskin goes back on. Or maybe it's just the push he needs to show Belle exactly how much she means to him.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,536 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Sweet Daydreams by raspberryseedz reviews
After moving into the hotel, Dracula struggles to get a toddler Mavis used to sleeping in a new room.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Dracula, Mavis - Complete
How to Zing by Mia Vaan reviews
The backstory of Martha, wife of Dracula and mother of Mavis, revealing how she first met her husband...and that she wasn't always a vampire.
Hotel Transylvania - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,460 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - [Martha, Dracula] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BiteMeTechie reviews
Professor Jonathan Crane, finals week and a student with some very wrongheaded ideas about what "extra credit" means.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5312 - Favs: 8,698 - Follows: 3,321 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Price To Be Paid by Sparks reviews
"What is your price? Please, tell me. I mean it. I will give anything that is mine to give, if it will save my people." "Alright, dearie," he says softly. "My price is you."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 114,045 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Forever and A Day by her-little-musings reviews
Set after the events of The Avengers. Darcy Lewis seeks out her old boss for a job after graduating college. What she didn't plan on was getting tangled in a strange relationship with the God of Mischief.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,196 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Inbetween the Lines by narciscia reviews
Missing scenes from the Skin Deep episode.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,021 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
The Gentleman by Shahrezad1 reviews
Ruby finally breaks down and asks her grandmother for advice regarding a certain foreign member of the opposite gender. Ruby/Granny conversation, various POVs. RedXCricket.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Archie H./Jiminy Cricket - Complete
Day in the Life by BiteMeTechie reviews
Mercy Graves, on and off the clock.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Complete
Think Twice by Hikari no Chibi reviews
The Queen is dead, long live the Queen. Sequel to "The Persistence of Thought."
Crossover - Stargate: Universe & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Belle - Complete
Those of Great Ambition by Silver Sailor Ganymede reviews
A collection of drabbles centring around the Slytherins in Harry's year. New: Theodore despises working in the library.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Theodore N., Nott
Magic Beans and Destiny by Hikari no Chibi reviews
The story of how Belle finds Destiny, and the one man who ruins it all.
Crossover - Stargate: Universe & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Dr. N. Rush, Belle - Complete
Tale as Old as Time by Eyes like Dawn reviews
Belle sells herself to Rumple as a slave in exchange to save her fathers kingdom. But as time passes does she see her sacrifice bloom into something more with the seemingly devious Rumple? Alternate ending up.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,325 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Man In Black by thisnthat9 reviews
Futurefic/AU The war is over and Sansa is back with her family at Winterfell, but she has never forgotten the Hound, whom she loves still, but has not seen since the night of Stannis' attack. Robb decides to hold a tourney to pick a husband for Sansa. With all the lords and knights in attendance, who will win her hand?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
The Life of A Child by fakeasain56 reviews
When Bruce is de-aged, the team learns more about him then he probably would like. 5 times an avenger got to play with little Bruce and learn something new. TW: Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 127 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.
Of Dreams and Awakenings by Sparks reviews
Isabelle French is working towards normal. She's working towards being brave. She's working towards knowing who she is.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,629 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Here, In This Prison by Mindset615 reviews
What actually did happen after S2E7: "A Man Without Honor" left Sansa and Sandor - and Shae - in that very uncomfortable-looking situation?
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
In Which There is Shawarma by Coruscare reviews
The events directly after capturing Loki leading up to the scene at the restaurant. Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
Requiem for a Mario by blacksand1 reviews
Two temporally/culturally displaced Avengers, one NES, one classic Mario game. Only one thing can ensue from this combination. Gen, rated T mostly just for language and supreme idiocy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Stockholm A Loki and Jane Novella by NavyWriterChic reviews
Loki has fallen from the bridge and somehow landed on Midgard. He has one thing on his mind other than subjugating the human race: ending the life of Jane Foster. -Post "Thor" with some "Avengers" tossed in- J/L pairing.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,200 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - [Loki, Jane F.] Thor - Complete
Human Nature by Sanguine Ink reviews
Ten, Rose, and Jack go into hiding to escape the Family of Blood. Too bad they decided to hide in the Royal Hope Hospital…AU. TenRose. Can be read on its own, or as part of a series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,327 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Father's Shadow by Red Tigress reviews
Movie-verse. Ficlet prompt response for "He waited for Tony to smile back, and then he realized why the man looked like he'd been stabbed in the back. He'd called him Howard again."
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Storybrooke's Tale of Beauty and the Beast by Teddy'sTwin reviews
Henry discovers a girl in a basement of the hospital that sends Mr. Gold's world reeling. He's lived without her for so long, and now she's alive. Alive, despite what he'd been told. Now what will happen as he tries to win her back? (Now very AU)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 160,475 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Nothing in Common by BiteMeTechie reviews
A reformed supervillain and speed dating. I'm sure nothing will go wrong, right?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Complete
Redemption by NarrowBridge reviews
The real reason behind Belle's decision to leave with Rumplestiltskin. Belle's desire to be brave was about more than the glory of heroism.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
To the Flame by BiteMeTechie reviews
Young women fall for criminals from afar all the time. Falling for Killer Moth? A little less common and a lot more dangerous. For him, that is.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Drury W./Killer Moth, OC - Complete
Take This Breath for the Hollow Souls We Own by Lunatic Silver reviews
"If only it was that easy, Little Bird." Sansa decides to erase one hurt with another. Slight AU. Follow up to 'Feed Me Breadcrumbs From Your Hands.'
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Fallen Star by Alydia Rackham reviews
All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,927 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Loki, Jane F. - Complete
Late Dance by DJ Dubois reviews
After the end of "Captain America: The First Avenger," Steve's dealing with memories and adjusting to 2011. Meantime Fury's got a mission for him over in England. What's going on? Please r & r!
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,385 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Steve R./Capt. America, P. Carter - Complete
The Bend and Snap by sunaprincess7 reviews
Temari decides to teach Hinata how to woo Naruto- unfortunately for Shikamaru, using him as her model. ShikaTema NaruHina Fluff R&R?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,132 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Amusement by Vermillion-Skies reviews
Adrianna Selke is a world renowned opera singer who falls for the socially stunted Dr. Reid. What will happen when the love of Reid's life, is threatened by a delusional stalker who wants to torture her for his own Amusement? ReidxOC.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2010 - S. Reid
Soul Eater Shorts by WallofIllusion reviews
A series of unconnected 100-word drabbles in different genres. Spoilers are marked.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010
Stargate Sisters: Cassidy Baxter by Minglisabeth reviews
Plot Bunny. Radek/OC Should I write more?
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Radek Z.
Baby by AlliPaige reviews
We all know Dakota Condor. With one little plea to Daddy, "YOU'RE FIRED!" So when her curious little mind wants to know where babies come from, she corners the Randoms... and Chad. One-shot
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Complete
Loop by Sanguine Ink reviews
"He was the champion – no the lord – of foolhardy plans, whipped together at the last second with barely a prayer of working. But this…this took the cake. It was all up to Jack now." Ten, Rose, and Jack in a spot of trouble, several times over.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,059 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Curiously Odd by Lizzylove4ever reviews
The White queen send the hatter to Alice's world to bring her back, but Alice's mother wants to marry her off. What happens when love blossoms between the two? Will they return to Underland to fulfill a prophecy that could change their lives forever? AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,041 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Stranger Things Have Not Happened by YouLookLikeFOOD reviews
Helen Stride was just an strange, old, slightly insane woman. So why does Ambassador G'Kar ask for her personally? Why do the other Ambassadors listen to her? And why is she always calling for a Doctor...?
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - 10th Doctor
Epiphany by Moonlight Through the Water reviews
Yayoi finds a way to heal King Araku without having her powers stolen, but it has unexpected dangers and consequences. And through all this, her heart keeps reacting strangely to Ura. Will both demon and human learn to swim together, or will they sink?
Mugen Spiral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,644 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Ura, Yayoi
Chad, GO GET YOUR GIRL! by AlliPaige reviews
My maybe life-changing conversation with Chad Dylan Cooper in a Hollywood Starbucks. The speech every Channy fan wants to give to them after the Tween Choice break up. Maybe it's an allusion to the future. One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Chad D. C. - Complete
Yes by koa-chan reviews
Dressing up and pretending that he was Santa for Chrona on Christmas Eve can't be so bad. / Stein, Marie and Chrona. A companion to 'Antisocial Not'
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
I Talk With My Fists by Ganzyyy reviews
I really just got bored and started writing this and couldn't stop. I guess you could consider this a Reid/OC in a way. It's rated T just for precaution because I really wasn't sure how to rate it.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - S. Reid - Complete
Channy Chaos by AlliPaige reviews
What's going on at Condor Studios? Chad got a part in a major motion picture? He has to leave for months at a time to go shoot the movie in New Zealand? Why is Sonny so uneasy about Chad's excitement over his stunning costar? Tawni is READING? -Channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,769 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Careful With Words by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
The blond grinned as she said, "I'm going to rock your world Doctor Addy." Zack, in turn, quickly looked up in bafflement and alarm before saying, "If you are attempting to convey the want of stoning me to death, I must decline." - Eventual ZOC side BB HA
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,968 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Zach A.
A fool to hate, a fool to fall by planet p reviews
She hates him, really. Chloe/Nicholas, sorta.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Chloe A., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Just Practice by Poisoned Scarlet reviews
Isn't this just like being married?" In which Stein questions her motives for staying with him and Marie answers in the most interesting ways possible.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Marie M., Franken Stein - Complete
We shall never surrender by Garnet-Moon reviews
Arthur takes courage from his leader's words as he feels the pain of Germans bombs destroy his cities and kill his people. This will not break him. This will not break his people. Historical fic-WW2-The Blitz
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
last night I dreamt somebody loved me by kaleidoscope heart reviews
"I can't keep dreaming of you," he says, and she turns to him, her hair flowing over her shoulder sweetly but her eyes wicked. She's laughing at him. He might have known. Eleven/Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Ultimate Falls Episode by AlliPaige reviews
A super dramatic, unintentionally hilarious episode of Mackenzie Falls, guest starring the two authors! What will Sonny think of the episode? And will it bring her and Chad closer together? An AlliPaige (formerly ChAnNyObSeSsEd) and alexatheknight collab, created while goofing around PMing.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Black Ribbons by GhostoftheMotif reviews
The guillotine inspires a special sort of madness, and France tries to hold it at bay during the last days of the Reign of Terror. Contains historical figures.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2010 - France - Complete
Am I Bothered? by clevershadowminx reviews
A One shot done for a challenge in the TARDIS forum called Your Roll. I got Jack and Donna, Glasses, Prison, and the quote "You are not getting me to wear that." Which is probably the best summery I could give for this story. : Enjoy and please review.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Donna N., Jack H. - Complete
Headrush by Orokiah reviews
Hell is other people.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Eyes by KingBoo22 reviews
You know the story. Bowser loves Peach, but Peach spurs his feelings. Well, what if the situation was reversed? Set in a slight AU. A dark tale of love that doesn't end "Happily Ever After". ONE-SHOT. BowserxPeach. R&R please! T for heavy language.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Bowser, Peach - Complete
Allergies by PatchworkProfessor reviews
Marie discovers one of Stein's weaknesses.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Sketchy Relationship by AlliPaige reviews
"Chad, I don't have a single idea for a sketch! Either help or leave!" "Just calm down, okay? If you're this upset over a sketch, I'll show you it's nothing to be worked up over." Channy one-shot!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
One of the Virgins by kostanda reviews
Quick little one-shot. Simply written, no drama. A priest and his wife. Inspired by Mummy movies, obviously.
Mummy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Complete
Thimble by fyd818 reviews
A thimble serves many purposes, as Alice knows and Hatter is about to discover… AlicexHatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Homecoming by koa-chan reviews
They come home to fix things that were messed up, to hug not-forgotten teddy bears and touch really-missed laboratory tools. And to rest, for a while. / oneshot. Stein/Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Marie M., Franken Stein - Complete
Never Give Up, Never Go Too Far by PyroQueenOfFire reviews
Madeline Bartowski joins her cousins, tries to figure out her future, finds out Chuck is a spy, and falls for the most unpredictable of men: John Casey. Casey/OC; Chuck/Sarah; Ellie/Devon
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.
Being crushed under Setsu's Heel by leavesfallingup reviews
Kyoko has completely embraced her new character as Setsu, Kain Heel’s sister. But how is this new character affecting Tsuruga Ren? And what will happen when the pair of them meet up with Fuwa Sho?
Skip Beat! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,449 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Kyoko M., Ren - Complete
It's Only a Play by theredrobin reviews
All the world's a stage, but when it's your world, there are some things you would rather not have an audience for.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2010 - [Aang, Katara] Sokka, Zuko - Complete
Birthday gifts by planet p reviews
AU; a first meeting.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Chloe A., Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Career Planning by EllieV reviews
A careers advisor comes to Nicholas Rush's high school.
Stargate: Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Dr. N. Rush - Complete
Holiday Essentials by fyd818 reviews
...These Christmas must-haves: Tree, ornaments, lights, candy-canes...and a Spanky kiss! RononTeyla, December 19th’s entry for HYAVSC!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Teyla E., Ronon D. - Complete
The Day Neshmyt Came to Egypt by kostanda reviews
Imhotep has not taken a wife; we all know that he finds Anuk-su-namun breaktaking and spell binding. But now, he has been trapped into taking another as his spouse - where did she come from and why?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,378 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Imhotep - Complete
Helpless by gypsy season reviews
She is there to make sure that he eats, that he sleeps, to give him someone to talk to. But she knows she cannot help him. Stein, Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M.
Eruditely Helpless by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
A set of drabble one-shots where Zack is presented with social situations that he involuntarily fails in. But he tries, oh he tries, and maybe that's why what he says or does backfires so bad...
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Zach A. - Complete
Snare by Aspirare reviews
On the eve of Civil War, America has every reason to be afraid of ghosts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/14/2009 - America - Complete
That Dream by Aeroblitz reviews
Even the most loyal of weapons are allowed their dreams, right? Tsubaki-centric
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Tsubaki N., Marie M.
Flowers and Stitches by koa-chan reviews
Marie loves flowers. Sunflowers, to be exact. Stein, being an observer, knew that all too well. Marie knows that Stein understood. Though when he stitched up that sunflower pillow... / Stein/Marie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Fact Versus Truth by Bethrimiel reviews
She kissed him. It's been a month now, and he still hasn't kissed her back. A Spock/Uhura story from Spock's POV during their days at the Academy- back by popular demand: this is the sequel to my other story "The Kissing Disease" but it stands alone.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,112 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
The Kissing Disease by Bethrimiel reviews
Cadet Uhura is unwell, and Commander Spock decided it was only logical that he render assistance. Obligatory "how they met" story. A slowburning bit of fluff inspired by a recent bout of Mono... doncha wish you had a Spock to look after you sometimes?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,372 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Spock, N. Uhura - Complete
Theft Absolute by Vathara reviews
Because anybody who could break into the North Pole has to have thought theft through better than that.... AU bit of "The Cave of Two Lovers".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 75 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
Arabian Days by ArabianDaze reviews
The sultan requested the services of a well-known artisan from the far north. When Joseph Sutherland arrived in Agrabah with his daughter, Leona, he thought the city was fascinating. Leona, slightly more skeptical, drew a very different opinion.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,311 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Jafar
Rubber Duckie by koa-chan reviews
WHERE IS MY RUBBER DUCKIE!" - and Soul looked on as Maka, of all people, screamed for a rubber duckie while donning nothing but a bath towel and shower cap. / SoulxMaka
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Imperfection by koa-chan reviews
Elizabeth. Patricia. Nine against eight. Their names weren't even symmetrical. / KidxLizxPatti
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Death The Kid - Complete
Obsession by koa-chan reviews
Stein is obsessed with something new, and Marie worries over that. / SteinxMarie
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
Familiar by Piccylo reviews
Not every wizard needs a familiar, but they certainly are helpful, especially to academy students downtrodden with tests, papers, and projects. A strange, black cat with a white hourglass mark on his chest and a cynical attitude becomes one of them.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,348 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Raistlin, Tasslehoff
Edward Vs Edward by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a blank piece of paper, two very different characters from two very different fandoms happened to bump into each other. One was an alchemist with height issues. The other was a vampire with no fangs. Chaos and comical verbal attacks ensued.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
King of Demons by Chocolate And Croissants reviews
Mutsu returns with a wicked plan, and Ura, Hakuyo, and Yayoi must rid the demon world of him to save one another.
Mugen Spiral - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Ura, Yayoi - Complete
Oh God, Another One by whatsamatta reviews
Just like the title says, another fairy tale. One Princess, one Bandit, one pathetic excuse for a challenge. Sounds like a perfect fairy tale to me! Read, Review, and Spread the Word!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
She's Too Good by Wendymypooh reviews
While on a Ride, Pony Express rider Ike McSwain helps some people in a burning stagecoach, and subsequently falls in love with one of the passengers.
Young Riders - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Not Meant To Be by Orchid Falls reviews
Five moments when Spirit truly loved Kami. Forget what happened, this is what matters. spiritxkami.
Soul Eater - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Spirit A./Death Scythe, Kami - Complete
Different by Defying.Expectations reviews
A peek into the life of a Muslim girl at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2008 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
Misunderstandings by lizza of the west reviews
Stein and Marie get some alone time, only to be interrupted by students... numerous times. But where are Soul and Maka? Oneshot, SteinMarie
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Franken Stein, Marie M. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Shall Never Take Her Back by Alydia Rackham reviews
AU My Fair Lady with a Pygmalion twist. What if Henry Higgins' dreadful prophecy had come true? Would he really slam the door and let her freeze?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,679 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
That Inevitable Night by TheRandomScribbler reviews
My Fair Lady. AU. Eliza marries Freddy just to spite Higgins, and all of the Professor's predictions come true. Freddy vanishes, and Eliza is left destitute. Will Henry, miserable without her, take her back, or will he throw her out as he swore he would?
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Summer White by Mira-Jade reviews
There's something tragic about their love. Tragic like the little black box with the simple golden ring that he never intended for her to find. Martha, Ten X Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Things I Am Not to do at a Tower of High Sorcery by SoundzofSilence reviews
Things I Am Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts but Dragonlance style! Oh the hilarity!
Dragonlance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,793 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Raistlin, Dalamar
Memoirs of Mercutio by Miss Rosie Real reviews
This is a very masculine writing log. And don't you forget it." This was just an old school project. Parody, of course. Enjoy!
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Complete
Fallen Angel by ImaginaryGoddess reviews
The death and ascension of Daniel Jackson nearly destroyed her. Now, a year later, will his return finish the job? Or is Daniel the only person who can save her?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006
An Angel At NCIS by ImaginaryGoddess reviews
Gibbs knew from the start that there was something special about his new secretary, Evangeline 'Angel' Daniels, but what he didn't know was just how special she would become to not only him but his entire team.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 2/10/2006
From The Files Of The Plot Bunny Busters by BiteMeTechie reviews
The Anti Plot Bunny Agents are off on their first missions through the fandoms. A companion to the parody piece 'When Plot Bunnies Attack'
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 60,451 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/15/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Complete
Counting to Ten by taylyn10 reviews
Most Accidents happen in the home. They also happen to Daniel.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2007 - D. Jackson, J. O'Neill - Complete
Fan Mail by Eclipse Bloodmoon reviews
Jareth the Goblin King from Jim Henson's Labrinth and Erik l'Phantome de l'Opera from Gaston Leroux's Phantom of the Opera are reading fan mail. Complete and utter bollocks, but please read. And review. Read and review, the two Rs. Not the three two. RR
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Two Weeks Notice by vanityfair reviews
Hermione has lost her job after a scandalous article in the newspaper. But work as a clerk in a bookstore might turn out to be more than she bargained for.Written for the SSHG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,445 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Damsel and the Distressed by kaleidoscope heart reviews
What happens when an author who hates selfinserts becomes, well, a self insert? An amazing story of pirate love? Uh... probably not. Correct grammar? Uh... hopefully. Some funny situations between the Captain and a slightly anal English major? HECK YEAH!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,542 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
A Beauty and a Peasant by Crayola Color Sky reviews
She hadn't been cursed by a sorceress. She brought it upon herself so she could be with her love. They could wait one hundred years to be together. Sleeping Beauty had fallen in love with a peasant. [Oneshot with Author's Notes Chapter]
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Bus Stop by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,865 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cooking With Blue MarySue by Reefgirl reviews
MarySue challenge fic. Meet Atlantis' Head Chef, she's mean, she's armed, she swears like a trooper and she could make Gordon Ramsey blush. Rated T due to language. Ch 15 Radek confesses. Enjoy
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,080 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 6/26/2006
Darkness On My Back by BiteMeTechie reviews
John Sheppard is not a man given to mourning. His emotions manifest themselves in other ways.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2006 - John S. - Complete
Of Head Injuries And Hobbits by BiteMeTechie reviews
Sometimes relationships are forged in the most unusual of circumstances under the strangest conditions. McKayOC.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Rodney M. - Complete
Three Kinds of Men by Sholio reviews
Sheppard knows that there are three kinds of men in war. Irresponsible tag with major spoilers for the episode.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
The 945 To Hogwarts by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
Spike has a close encounter of the munchkin kind when he runs into his very own Mini Me: Draco Malfoy. Let the snark begin... Futurefic, oneshot. Reposted due to technical difficulties.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Spike - Complete
The Meeting of Minds : Lennon and McKay by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
The first meeting of McKay and Lennon during a few hectic days at the SGC. Plot bunnies cause some problems, and pose some solutions. Companion to ‘When Plot Bunnies Attack’ by BiteMeTechie
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,586 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 6/29/2006 - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 2882 - Favs: 3,036 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Travels of an UnSue MarySue by NenyaVilyaNenya reviews
Clumsy first time off world with Lorne, Beckett, and the local wildlife, people, and drink. And a little back in Atlantis. [EPILOGUE MontyPython Night]
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,899 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Posthumous Part of the Scene by cybersyd42 reviews
When Zelenka is injured during a mission, he gets a unique perspective on Atlantis' lead team. One off, set in Season Two. COMPLETE
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Something's Come Up by Porthos1013 reviews
Cadman and McKay got separated at the end of Duet, but little did Laura know that she took a bit of Rodney with her…McKayCadman, BeckettCadman CH 8 UP!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,899 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C.
Sunflower by Backroads reviews
Once upon a time, a simple gardener fell in love with a princess.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Complete
Pi Day by Tazmy reviews
The scientists on Atlantis celebrate Pi day. A fun story in honor of the holiday and more. McKay and friendship.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Rodney M., Radek Z. - Complete
Trapped by LE McMurray reviews
An accident leaves Rodney trapped with the one person he's trying to avoid. McKayCadman UST
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,696 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Rodney M., Laura C. - Complete
First Impressions by LadyRhiyana reviews
COMPLETED Prequel to the Catalyst. "There was a time, once, when the goblins were more than gibbering, mindless creatures, and the Goblin King more than a flouncing dilettante..."
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,099 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/15/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Nothing Important Happened Today by Philyra912 reviews
[Oneshot] “Nothing important happened today.” Diary entry of George III, king of England, on July 4th, 1776. In the distant future, Draco Malfoy looks back on the day that changed his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 2,315 - Follows: 264 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Irritation by Broadwaypoetess reviews
Jafar tries to instruct Jasmine on proper dress code. Yelling ensues. Special Guest Awkward-Jasmine-Crush'd!Jafar.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Jafar, Jasmine
Heart With No Companion by Michmak reviews
“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,596 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 1,477 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Until it sleeps by salzgurke reviews
Tonks intends to spend a quiet evening at Headquarters with a cup of hot cocoa as Snape turns up. A night of catharsis is waiting for her. No romance! Inspired by the song ‘Until it sleeps’ by Metallica; one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Published: 11/18/2004 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Small Talk by vanityfair reviews
Hermione attempts casual conversation with her hated Potions Professor. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mary Ann and the Professor by tvjunkie reviews
Final chapter is now up! :)
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/26/2002 - Published: 1/28/2002
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