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My name. . . . IF you haven't seen already . . . Is AnonymousWhispers.
How idiotic can you get? Of course I'm not gonna tell you my real name.
That IS a long name so I don't mind if you call me Anon/ Anonymous/ Whisp/ Whisper. . . well, you get the point. I don't care if you shorten the name :)
I am Female (Not that that should really matter)
My age. . . . I don't want to tell you that.
Now. . . BE warned, I do have a tenancy to be slightly crazy. All my friends have told me so. . . . . Which is why I don't really believe them considering the fact that. . . I call them all insane. :)
Its true though.
Now at the moment. . . cause I don't really know what to write. . . I'm gonna say a few things about myself (Yes ladies and gentlemen, boys, girls and worms; The REAL me) then I'm gonna dazzle/baffle you all with a collection of wacky quotes I found :)
Don't you just LOVE the internet?
K. . . . to all of you who actually Read this. . . . . . . I sincerely applaud you :)
First off. . .
Cats - Big and small (Eg: Cheetah Siamese etc)
Alex Rider Series
Iron Fey Series
Demon Rae Series
Maximum Ride Series
Favourite Anime/s Manga/s:
D. Gray Man
Kaichou wa Maid sama
And many more that I cant name right now. . :)
My Weird and wacky quotes :)
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested. The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it." The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it." The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again." The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it." They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance than baffle them with bullshit."
"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I personally think the guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people."
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
"Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it."
"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean people aren't following me!"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"A train station is where the train stops.
A bus stop is where the bus stops.
On my desk, I have a work station . . ."
"Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash."
"Sorry I'm late, I'm afraid I got lost on the path of life"
"Look underneath the underneath"
MATH - Mental Abuse To Humans
Measure up its worth in money, with its worth in memories
Well thats it for now I guess. . .
Apart from my favourite pairings. . . well. Mainly Yaoi/Shounen Ai pairings. :)
Fav Naruto Pairings
Pretty much them all with Naru as the uke. . . . except Chouji, Lee and Gai. No!!! *shudders* :)
Fav D. Gray Man Pairings
All with Allen as uke :)
Fav Ao no Exorcist (Blue Exorcist) Pairings
Any with Rin as the uke (same as Naruto D. Gray Man)
Oh and I LOVE Iggy from Maximum Ride. . . . Fang is just a stereotypical 'hot guy' who everyone loves. Boring.
98% of teenage girls would die if Fang or Edward told them it was uncool to breathe. Post this in your profile if you're part of the 2% that would stand back with Iggy and laugh.
And I Cant think of any more so. . . . thats it :)
I Applaud every one of you that made it here and read all of this. Yay :)
Oh!! And my Tumblr link!!
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