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Joined 10-22-12, id: 4321359, Profile Updated: 03-19-13
Author has written 4 stories for Ben 10, How to Train Your Dragon, La storia della Arcana Famiglia/アルカナ・ファミリア, and Rise of the Guardians.

Hello everybody!

I'm not so good at introductions, so I'll keep it short.
Writing is a hobby of mine. I've done it for some time now, and people kept telling me I have talent and should do something with it.
So here I am.

Also check out my FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/877800/

Age: 20

Gender: Male

Zodiac: Virgo

Chinese Zodiac: Monkey

Other hobbies: Photography and going on long bike rides.

Likes: Anime, yaoi, music, cartoons, my friends and my cat. (who graciously agreed to model for my profile pic)
Oh and romance. Luv the fluff!

Dislikes: Not much, except for people who feel a need to oppress others just to feel good about themselves.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Basquash!, Code Geass, Ryuusei no Rockman, Angelic Layer, Break Blade, Blassreiter, Asura Cryin, D.N.Angel, Hellsing and Ao no Exorcist, etc., etc.

Music: Nightcore, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, Imagine Dragons and much, much more.

Movies: I love a lot of movies; Disney movies in general, Laputa Castle In the Sky, Godzilla, Spider-man, Beautiful Thing, The Avengers (all of them), The Hunger Games, Were the world mine and many more, but my all-time favorite is definitely Shelter.

Motto: Hope for the best,
Prepare for the worst,
Expect the unexpected.

I'm a clueless uke. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go to semeuke.com

If you review, please be a little critic. It's alway nice to hear that someone likes my stories, but constructive criticism will help improve my writing.

Thanks


Lying tears hurt others; lying smiles hurt oneself.
—C.C. (Code Geass)

When you try to be something you're not, you lose the essence of who you really are.
— Dumb Donald (Fat Albert)

It is our choices, not our abilities, that make us who we are.
—Professor Dumbledore. (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets)

Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn’t make you who you are.
The rest of your story does. Who you choose to be.
— The fortune teller (Kung Fu Panda 2)

I know it might be a fight I can’t win, but I have to go.
It may be sad, but if I fight and spare someone that sadness in the end, then I have to at least try. And that's why I have to go.
—Subaru (Ryuusei no Rockman)

I believe in everything until it’s disproved.
So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons.
It all exists, even if it’s in your mind.
Who’s to say that dreams and nightmares aren’t as real as the here and now?
—John Lennon

Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Knowledge is limited;
imagination encircles the world.
—Albert Einstein

If you’re going to kill someone, kill them.
Don’t just stand there talking about it.
—Anna Valerious (Van Helsing)

I hate the word homophobia.
It's not a phobia. You are not scared.
You are an asshole.
—Morgan Freeman

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

Everyone wants HAPPINESS, no one wants PAIN.
But you can't make a RAINBOW without a little RAIN.

Giving up is what kills people.
Those who refuse to give up are entitled to trample upon humanity.
—Alucard (Hellsing Ultimate)

When you really believe in yourself...
you don't have to bring other people down.
—Quin Fabray (Glee S1, ep 3)


>Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

>He told his friends that it was cool,

>And when he pulled the trigger back,

>It shot with a great, huge crack.

>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

>I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

>When I went to school that day,

>I never said good-bye.

>I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

>When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

>And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

>Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm nobetter than the rest

>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

>And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

>Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

>But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

>I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

>Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

>But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

>When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

>please listen to me if you would,

>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

>I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

>I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

>Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

>And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


I HATE child abuse:

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on.


.:FIRE:.

(x)You have a short temper.
(x)You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
(x)You are very competitive.
(x)You like to play with fire.
(x)You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
(x)You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
(x)You often lose control over yourself.
(x)You can be quite reckless.
(x)You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
(x)People have often called you insane.
Total: 10 XD

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.
(x)You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
(x)You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
(x)You are very generous.
Total: 3

.:EARTH:.

(x)You are physically strong.
(x)You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
(x)You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
(x)You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
(x)You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 5

.:AIR:.

(x)You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
(x)You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
(x)You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
(x)You are quite intelligent.
(x)You tend to be impatient.
(x)You are easily distracted.
(x)You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
(x)You wish you could fly.
Total: 8

.:DARKNESS:.

(x)You spend most of your time alone.
(x)You prefer nighttime over daytime.
(x)You like creepy things.
(x)You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
(x)You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
(x)You don't talk much. (When im not on the internet)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
(x)You love to break the rules.
Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

(x)You are very polite.
(x)You are spiritual.
(x)When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
(x)You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
(x)You hate violence.
(x)You hope for world peace.
(x)You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.
Total: 7
I am the fire that warms,
I am air that blows,
I am the pierced darkness,
and I am the tainted light


Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats ambortion?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didn't you want me?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers don't want their babies.

If you are against abortion copy and paste!!

(However I don't mean to burden those who have had an abortion with guilt, as it is not up to me judge ones worth.)


If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy (or just stumble upon them) and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? (It looked fun , and it was. No regrets! XD)

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits: “Lost in forever – POD” You know, if I would be a reincarnation with the memories of all its past lives, this would make a lot of sense.

Waking Up: “Halfway up the Hindu Kush – Katie Melua” So I get to wake up in my lover's arms? SCORE!! XD

First Day At School: “Was it love – Ilse Delange” Lets see. I had to move away because of my parents job and my boyfriend didn't feel like a long-distance relationship so he broke up with me. So I'm confused, hurt and that's not a good combination with the uncertainties that the first day of school brings.

Making Your New Best Friend: “Te Busque – Nelly Furtado” Sad from the brake-up I shun human contact, but there is one person that still reaches out to me. He is Latin-American and when he starts talking Spanish, I have no idea what the heck he's saying, but I still enjoy the melody and fluency of the words. He is calm and collected but knows how to make fun and helps me get over my past. In short: the best kind of friend. XD

Falling In Love: “True love – P!nk” HELL YEAH! XD Love ain't easy but when it's there, there's no denying it.

Breaking Up: “Have yourself a merry little christmas – my own Nightcore remix” I guess the message would be to just keep on living without regret, and even if good things come to an end, there is always a silver lining.

Prom: “Rehab – Rihanna” My ex (from before I moved) shows up and tells me how much loves me and misses me. O_O I don't want him anymore, but I can't just forget him either because I really loved him a lot.

Graduation: “Nothing I've ever known – Bryan Adams” Yes! Finally I've got my ticket out of this hell-hole! But what the freaking heck do I do with it? Desperately wanting to leave, yet slightly sad to leave this place behind, however, the good times will always be with me, as will my friends. I stand strong, rise to meet tomorrow. I may not be very wise, but I am ready to face the challenges of the world.

Life's Okay: “Skyworld – Two steps from Hell” Life's more than okay if that's playing! Beings from another dimension have entered our world and I have to join the military. This is our time, our world! We are humans! Let there be epicness and glorious battles that carve our names in the sands of time to be known forever more!! *presses play for this song while marching to battle* :D

Death of a Close Friend: “I am stretched on your grave – Sinéad O'Conner” Ok, I hardly ever listen to this, and I'm not even sure what's its doing on my computer, but it is rather fitting isn't it? :p My best friend in the military was killed during a raid.

Mental Breakdown: “I don't want to know – Vaya Con Dios” I fell in love again, but he isn't exactly faithful. At all... I've got poor taste in men. -_-'

Flashback: “Turning tables – Adele (my daycore remix)” My current lover comes back one morning when I knew he had spend the night with some sl*t, begging me to forgive him. I think back to all the men that have hurt me (pretty much all I've had) and I dump him and his lies. I won't rely on others for love anymore. I will stand strong on my own.

Getting Back Together: “I can't stay away – Nightcore remix (not mine :p)” Despite my earlier conviction to never love another man, I fall in love again when I meet my old high-school best friend again during a salvage mission. (The war has ended with treaty and society is now being rebuild. Prospects for world-peace are looking good too)

Wedding Scene: “Nobody's wife – Anouk” (But I wanted a wedding! T_T) Let's see, I love him, but I can't bring myself to actually marry, because I fear that the closer I let him, the more likely he is to leave me. He understands that I've been through a lot and is content just being by my side. (God I need a man like that XD)

Birth of Child: “Studio 54 – Ch!pz” WHAT DARK CORNER OF MY PAST DID THIS COME CRAWLING FROM!! Ugh, this is embarrassing. Well, I was unable to get children the conventional way, but this weird professor is able to mix up our genes and create a new life out of that. And so my hubby and I (got my marriage after all :p) got a child after all. Oh and the professor is totally nuts about anything disco, that would explain the song. XP

Car Accident: “Love is childlike – The low anthem” Just close your eyes and listen I guess. All I can say is that my child and husband died. Our daughter was dead instantly, but he didn't let go of her. He knew he couldn't be saved. His last words: “Don't cry dear. Don't be sad. We'll be waiting in the next life. But you first you must live this one to the end. Goodbye my dearest. I love you.” (I'm gonna cry now.)

Final Battle: “Hate that I love you – Rihanna” The Cha'aldoren (the peviously mentioned invaders) broke the treaty with the help of the woman I considered my sister. So with pain in my heart, I fight the only person that I still cared for in this life.

Death Scene: “Mama – Ch!pz” Again with Ch!pz? Although this is actually a pretty good song. I guess that defeating my sister and sealing the Cha'aldoren back in their dimension came at the cost of my own life. And as the life flows out of me, I remember my mother and she was always there for me when I needed her. As well as many others. And so, I die with a smile on my face, those happy times the last memories in my head.

Funeral Song: “White Christmas – B.Z.N.” Uhm... It's snowing when they bury me next to my family? And when spring comes, there are three flower growing besides each other. ;)

Credits: “18 till I die – Bryan Adams” Like I said, I will be reincarnated. There is no end. An end is merely a beginning in disguise.

By the Goddess! What a story I have made of this! XD


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. .
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. (And proud of it babe's!).
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (if had one. see #9)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. .
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (again, #9 :p)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm 48 out of 100


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. (yep, that's me)

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (Bold is what I actually did!)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (You know, it's funny when it happens to somebody else, but when it happens to you...yeah...)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (golf cart)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (I ran into a wall once. -_-)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it (Can you say Funner? Yes. Therefore it is a word.)
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth


If you think that it's not fair that the guys in mangas and animes are almost always better than the guys in the real world, copy and paste this in your profile! Then add your name. List: Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Me, iSnowX3, Lunaloonylovegood(Triple L),Ichino,ninja kitty whiskers, ShellyCullen, xAmuIkuto,XoXBloodyAliceT.T, AngelOfTheTwilight


Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (or same if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual)

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. (or opposite if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual)

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin' "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'It's because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!!


If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is if you use actually Edward Elric short rants on whoever calls you short. Crazy is when you politely inform Allen Walker that people call you the evil vegetable too. Crazy is you have a argument in your head and you lose. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its chessy music. Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Kingdom Hearts series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with Roxas (KH 2) that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if he will come out . Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you and your friends take of your shoes and yell at random passerbys "shoes are for noobes" Crazy is when you watch shows and movies and immediately start sniffing out the possible yaoi pairings (curse you FF.net! You've tainted my mind so!) Crazy is when you have dreams about the characters from Naruto and Dragon Ball Z attacking the world of Thomas the Tank Engine, and the trains form a crazy assassin squad and KICK ASS. Crazy is getting caught dancing the mambo to your favorite song with your dog.Crazy, is when you start yelling that the mall Santa is the Millennium Earl in disguise. Crazy is when you quote movies you know no one has ever even heard off. Crazy is when your profile is this long. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list and bold the ones that apply to you.


Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile. (wasn't even sugarhigh :p)

If you love to sadistically torture your favourite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked/jogged/ran into a door copy and paste this to ur profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5,strawberrypocky-chan, XoxBloodyAliceT.T, AngelOfTheTwilight,

If you are against real fur on clothing then PLEASE put this on your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile. (not the fainting part though :p)

If you've ever spaced out while crossing a street, almost got hit by a car, blinked, and then said 'I almost got hit by that car...teeheehee!' copy and paste this onto your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make applesauce with them, then let the world wonder how the hell you did it. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile

If you think squirrels will some day take over the world copy and paste this to your profile! (Screw squirrrels!! Cats are going to take over the world!)

If you lolled at the last statement copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. BEING UNIQUE IS COOL

If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile. (The horror of that child >_>)

If you measure the distance between destinations in hours, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (All the time XD)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (I lose a lot though)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random, and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (makes total sense to me)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. (if only it didn't itch, they could go ahead for all I care)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you want to watch that someone get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you just hate flamers, copy and paste this into your profile (flamers as in haters, there's nothing wrong with the other kinds :p)

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight O_o

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you just sang the songs listed above to check if they did have the same tune.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. …Who doesn’t?...

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy and paste this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you're a psycho because you sing songs from lion king and then sing Avril Lavringe and corpse bride songs in the same day, copy and paste this into your profile.


QUIZTIME!!!!(quizzez from various sources)

1.If a mugger stole your purse (man-bag, thank you very much) in a dark alley what would you do? Use magic and kick the living sh*t out of him. When the police finally show up, claim it was self-defense.

2. If you met Edward Elric what would you do? Say hi, then get all shy Hinata-style.

3.If you could marry any character who would it be? Jack Freaking Frost XD

4. Favorite weapon(s)?Swords, knifes, magic, Scythe (my style? slice 'n dice :p)

5.Do you believe that Kanda is emo? No he's just a jerk agreed

6.Have you ever cosplayed as a character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? No I haven't YET!, but I'd do either Alucard, Sebastian, Zehel/ Frau or Mikage

7. Ice Cream or bacon? Ice-cream. Definitely ice-cream.

8.Stretch your right arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? the wall -_-"

9.Seen anything weird lately? Just in the mirror :p

10.Are you a fangirl? HELL YES I AM!!!!


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.


Choose 10 random characters, then answer the questions.

1.Gaara (Naruto)

2.Tsukasa (RnR)

3.Teito (07 Ghost)

4.Orochimaru (Naruto)

5.Danny Phantom

6.Shiro (Deadman Wonderland)

7.Naala (Lion King)

8. E. Aster Bunnymond (RotG)

9.Hiccup (HttyD)

10. Jack Frost (RotG)

1 Woke you up in the middle of the night?

Had a nightmare about his childhood and crawls into bed with me for comfort.

2 asked you to go out with him?

Well, this could be interesting. Especially if Hikaru will make a guest appearance, which he most likely will.

3 walked into the bathroom while your showering?

DAMN I FORGOT TO LOCK THE DOOR AGAIN (wonder how that happened? XD)

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

OH HELL TO THE NO!! I object! Itachi! Bring the Totsuka Blade! This marriage is cancelled!

5 Cooked you diner?

Whut? He can cook? Probably gonna be burned, but sweet nonetheless.

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

She's tired from playing around all day. She doesn't get out much. At least not as herself. :S

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

O.M.G. Whut?! So... I'm part cat? AWESOME!!! XD

8 Got into the hospital somehow?

Hunting season -_-"

9 made fun of your friends?

Hah! He's my friend, he'll be making fun of himself. Rough him up a bit, then hug him. _

10 ignored you all the time?

Jack. Whyyyyy? Probably because of all the fangirlvibes I give off. Fine then. I'll team up with Pitch. See if I can get his attention. >:3

two serial killers are hunting you down. what will 1 do?

Use his sand and crush them.

your on vacation with 2 and manage to break you leg. what does 2 do?

take me to the hospital, pet me onthe head and say everything is gonna be ok.
Than Hikaru takes over again and slaps my broken leg. Just you wait till I can walk again you little bastard. >_>

It's your birthday. what will 3 give you?

A token of our life-long friendship. And he'll probably get so emotional about it that we both end up crying from happiness T_T

you're stuck in a house that's on fire. what does 4 do?

Start a freakin' barbeque. Wouldn't be surprised if he started the fire.
OR: Slithers inside, swallows me whole, crawls back outside and spits me out. "I couldn't let such a fine specimen get damaged." "Y-You freaking ATE me!" "And I'd do again in a heartbeat." "Let go of me you pedo-perv! Somebody help!)

you're about to do something that will make you feel extremely embarrassed. what will 5 do?

Tell me I'm an idiot but let me do it any way, say absolutely nothing and then laugh at me very true

you'r about to marry number 10. what's 6's reaction?

Happy and giddy, asking me if she can be the bridesmaid, already imagining what dress to wear and picking flower for the decoration. XD
(My reaction: SCOOOOORE! XD)

you got dumped by someone. how will 7 cheer you up?

Crawl onto my lap and nuzzle her warm, soft nose against my face until I feel betterfyi

you're angry about it afterwards. how will 8 calm you down?

Freakin cat hear all over me! He'll let me play with the eggs for a while and I'll be chipper in no time.

You compete in some tournament. how does 9 support you?

Rooting for me during the tournament. Making strange devices to help me train.

you can't stop laughing. what will 10 do?

He was the reason I was laughing in the first place. He surprises me with a kiss. (Yeah right. More a like a snow-ball XD)


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Alive by pazu7 reviews
The Blue Fairy cast a final, sympathetic smile on David. “You are alive,” She said. Then She faded, once again, into stillness in the murky depths.
A.I. - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 190,699 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/26/2007
Zastruga by Solemini reviews
Jack Frost has spent three hundred years in the care of Pitch Black, hidden away from a world that neither sees nor wants him. What happens, then, when Pitch finally brings him out of the darkness for a shot at the legendary Guardians? AU Fic, canon divergence, etc.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,875 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 1,623 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Sandy
When Ice Meets Fire, When the Ground Meets the Sky by Peppered Potato reviews
Jack Frost is a lonely spirit trying to find his purpose in the world. Hiccup is one of the few remaining children in his village as dragons have begun to take them for no apparent reason. Little do these two know that their lives are about to change because of Pitch Black and his newfound alliance with the world's deadliest dragon: the Green Death. More thorough summary inside.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 144,793 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Attack of the Minivengers by loki-dokey reviews
That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,891 - Reviews: 2195 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 1,621 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Letters for You by bia-douwata-13 reviews
Liberta and Nova exchange letters while he's traveling.
La storia della Arcana Famiglia/アルカナ・ファミリア - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Libertà, Nova - Complete
His Inner Demons by Megasniffles reviews
In a cold, isolated village Hiccup feels all alone, his mother died under circumstances unknown to him, and his father is as distant as his memories of her. With an increasingly large amount of nightmares, will Hiccup be able to find solace in Jack, or will he lose himself to fear? AU modern day story, no powers, rated M for later chapters.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,288 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
I Want Your Legs Up by Megasniffles reviews
Jack and Hiccup have a intimate, yet fun, moment together while listening to a particular song.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
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Dragon Guardian reviews
After the battle at the Dragon's nest, Hiccup and Toothless find themselves in a strange new world. Hiccup doesn't know that he was brought there for a reason. The Guardians need his help. And he will need theirs. But will he be strong enough to face the shadows inside himself?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,685 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
The Easter Egg Enigma reviews
Just two days till Easter, and all the eggs are gone! What will E. Aster Bunnymund do? A one-shot I whipped up just for Easter. Enjoy!
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Bunnymund - Complete
Special Ingredient reviews
Limone pie wasn't the only reason he followed him into the kitchen. A smutty one-shot. PacexLuca. Don't like, don't read.
La storia della Arcana Famiglia/アルカナ・ファミリア - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Pace, Luca - Complete
I will find you reviews
Gwen's traveling back in time to help Kevin turned the course of history upside down. She has to go back and prevent herself from messing with the time-line, but what happened to Ben and Kevin in the meantime? Warning, contains Bevin. Just a little fluff. Based on Ben 10: Alien Force, season 3, episode 16; 'Time Heals'
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Ben T., Kevin - Complete