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Author has written 7 stories for Pokémon, Gallagher Girls, and Frozen.


Hey there!

If you would like to give me ideas on my stories, or any feedback, or you're curious about something or you simply want to chat...Simply PM me! I almost always reply!

XD Side note, I LURVE random PMs. :D

Hello!! I would LOVE it of you would do the poll!

I am also a CRAZZY CYBER SISTAH in Cortex. So, I got quite a few families around me, really! By the way, Cortex is the most amazeballz forum ever. XD JOIN IT. PM ME FOR ZE LINK! :D

And to all Advanceshippers, Hoennshippers, Pearlshippers etc. Just because I'm not too keen on those shippings, doesn't mean I won't like you! Two of my besties are advanceshippers, but I don't mind! XD It's all based on opinion, so I can't hate you for something you like! So, if you wanna chat, don't be afraid, 'kay? I won't bite!

Name: Launa and surname? Nah. XD

Age: 10454. :D

Country: Aussie

Fav Shippings: It's totally not Contestshipping. *sarcasm implied*

Fav Genre: Humour! :D You can't have too much humour! I think. XD I hope.

Gender: Female

Where do I live? Hint: On Saturn! :D That'll help.

About my Shippings! XD As in, ones I support.

Contestshipping: OMGGM! MY OTP! I love this shipping soooooooooooooooooooo much! I mean, they're simply adorable! Not to mention, Drew is sexy. XD Ahahaha, wait, I'm saying why I like contestshipping not Drew and/or his sexiness! So, they're rivals in love, or so I hope. XD It's like that love/hate relationship where the guy teases to girl to cover-up his feelings! And the girl is naive enough to take him seriously. Ahaha, even Soledad and HARLEY know that they love each other, and that's saying somethign! I mean, the roses, Brianna's continuous, yet thought-provoking interrogations, May's ditching of her group to go to Johto... THEY'RE SIGNS, I TELL YOU! XD

Oldrivalshipping: It's totally my second favourite! It's simply adorable, yet hilarious! Honestly, Leaf can totally teach the perverted Gary a lesson or two. Totally! XD I mean, they're soooo adorable and they also have the kind of similiar love/hate relationship! Except, minus the roses and Brianna. I luuuurve their personality clashes and I can absolutely picture Gary asking Leaf superdoope rperverted questions and Leaf would whack him in return with a book. Not just any book, an Atlas. XD I think that this is adorable!

Festivalshipping: AHHHHH! THIS IS HILARIOUS! Although I know that I did make Harley a gay person in Special Signs, I actually believe he is straight. Straoght and in lurve with Soledad! XD I mean, she's one of the only people who will actually stand Harley's randomness and they respect each other greatly! I mean, if they are able to point out that May and Drew belong together, they MUST have had some dating experience! XD *wink wink nudge nudge* And if they both agree with the same thing coincedently... WHO SAID IT WAS COICEDENT?? THEY ARE BORN FOR EACH OTHER! XD

Pokeshipping: Jesus Christ, this shipping is totally awesome! I mean, the Pokemon series was named into this ship! Poke. Poke. Duuuh... XD I think they are a match made in heaven, and it's no surprise that they met over a burnt bike! XD Or, something like that. And we can never forget the mallet attacks, can we? Oh, poor Ash! XD His girlfriend is just a little bit stubborn, I guess!

Ikarishipping: Ahaha, opposites attract! I'm not HUGE on this shipping, but it's pretty good! The romantic aspects included in the actual series which involve these two are cuuute! I feel as if Dawn can read directly inside Paul! Well, sometimes, anyways. XD It's adorable, and we all know it!

Caffeineshipping: I MADE THE NAME! BANG BANG! XD This is an OCXOC ship, which I have contributed to through collabs. It's the sweetest, most adorable and perfect OC shipping ever - along with Planetshipping. XD I mean, Mina and Jay-Jay are ADORABLE TOGETHER! Except... THEY KEEP DENYING THEIR LURVE. But, don't worry, they're destined for each other. XD I lurve match-making these two - check out stocky-parker-dog and her fanfics! You'll be sure to fall in love with the shipping, too. But, NOT AS MUCH AS ME. And if you think you lurve it more than me: run for the hills. I'll give you a five second head-start. Might want to watch out. I keep knives.

Planetshipping: ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! SOOOOOOO FREAKING CUTE AND A I MADE THE NAME TOO! XD You see, I give Cat's love interests nicknames, and the male in this got Saturn. It was only fitting that we named it Planetshipping. Yes, Cat gets them boysssssssssss. Reminds me of when I had five guys liking me at once. XD Locky and Saturn were after her, and Saturn just seemed to have won the battle for her heart. THEY HAD THEIR FIRST KISS! AHHHH! SOOOOO SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! These two are pure adorable, and check out her 365 Days fanfic if you want to fall in lurve with this shipping - because it's not difficult to hate this shipping - it's impossible. You will lurve it. But, again, you can't lurve it more than me. If you do... Well, let's just say you won't live for long. BACK AWAY, PEOPLE. I DISCOVERED IT FIRST. XP They're the perfect two. XD You know, the peanut butter to the jelly!


Yes, I am not a 'Belieber' anymore. It's not because JB has been accused of being gay, because that is absolutely fine. It's not because his voice is slightly feminine. Why have I started hating him? Because:

  1. He actually said that rape happens for a reason.
  2. He wrote in the guest book at ANNE FRANK'S house that he 'wishes she was a Belieber'. Stuck up, much?
  3. When asked to try being a vegan, he gagged and spat out a vegan steak that had been specifically ordered for him.
  4. He went to a children's hostpital in England and made them clear an area for him so he didn't have to wait around the poor, sick children.
  5. He attacked a photographer at that same hostpital.
  6. He peed in a restuarant kitchen.
  7. He faked a really bad asthma attack and made his workers cal the paramedics and once they arrived, he laughed his ass off. He could have been in jail for that.
  8. He called for a car to take him to the mall, but didn't like the car's colour, so he made them go and get another one. Seriously?
  9. He then went to that mall, stayed there for five minutes, and then left saying it was the shittiest mall he had visited.
  10. He's banned from WaltDisneyWorld for punching Goofy.
  11. Not only does he make his fans pay a ton of money to see him, he doesn't arrive at the concert until half-way past the sceduled time. ON A SCHOOL DAY.
  12. He spat on an old man's face.
  13. He unexpectantly turned up at a restuarant, FORCED the staff to cancel all reservations they had planned, so he could eat there in peace.

If you're not a Belieber for one of the above reasons, copy and paste this and include your name on the list: maycontestdrew,

RULES: Answer these 102 questions honestly. I won't ask for a deep response and reason, just as simple "yes" or "no" where applicable or a brief answer. Tag 3 other people by sending them a link to the entry.


1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? I don’t suppose parents are supposed to lie, are they?

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? I’d date anyone at any age as long as we were in love. XD

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? XD When I saw my mum at a different house but alive.

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I ALWAYS do! Plus, everyone’s a stranger until you meet them!

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? Well, before, yesh.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? Yes.

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? Black shorts and an orange singlet.

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? Sweats, I think.

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2015? Well darling, you see, the stars aren’t in the right position to let me hypothesise my future.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? Oh, hell, I am social. XD

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? XD I feel like this is where I make a super smartass response about kissing my grades. XP

13. What about ‘R’? Nope.

14. Can you drive a stick shift? I don’t drive!

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? Oh, I don’t usually care. Unless it’s really rude, I don’t really care.

16. Are you going out of town soon? I’m going to Europe soon, to see some relatives!

17. When was the last time you cried? Oh, um… A few weeks ago.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? Yes, to a lot of people, especially to friends, family and special people.

19. If you could change your eye colour, would you? Green! Bottle-glass green! I’m the only blue-eyed in my family!

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? There’s certainly my brother.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having? B-b… But it’s Christmas!

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Why not?

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? *stares at my dad with a horrified look* Oh, hell no!

24. What are you sitting on right now? My bed!

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? I would say yes, but my friends are my family!

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? Maybe.

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? Um… On FFN, I managed to say Merry Christmas to Megadracosaurus before I slept because it was midnight. IRL, I probably said something to my brother.

28. Do you get a lot of colds? Nope.

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? I can’t be bothered to check.

30. Does anyone hate you? I hope not. XD

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? I don’t drink. XD

32. Do you like watching scary movies? Yes!

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? Nope. Don’t plan to, either.

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? Um… 2009. For special reasons.

35. Did you have a dream last night? Yep.

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? Just now, to my friend reegreeg because it’s Christmas!

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? O.O Not legally, for sure.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? Uh-huh. Not in a bragging way, but someone legitimately confessed.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? Eh, THE STARS AREN’T WORKING, OKAY?

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? Everyday is a good day as long as you make it a good day! :D

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? Nope.

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? Definitely. MUUUUUM! XD

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? Yes.

44. What’s the best part about school? That’s such a difficult question. Meeting my friends, I guess!

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? Don’t have an account, anyways.

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? No, that is so American. XD

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? What? Doesn't everyone?

48. Were you single over the last summer? I think so.

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? Oh, HELL NO.

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? Oh, nothing. Relaxing. Answering this bloody quiz. XD

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? Nope, he’s my long-lost-brother!

52. Are you nice to everyone? Um… You ask everyone. XD

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? Well, you can’t just expect to like someone. Like, see someone and go, “I will like them!” can you?

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I don't like the idea of cheating at all. Like, seriously, stay loyal or don't stay at all.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Sure.

56. Do you think you like someone? Eh... I DUNNO

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? WHY ALL THESE KISS QUETIONS?

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? I find it easier to chat with boys IRL, and get along with them well. XD

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? Only one very special one.

60. Do you hate anyone? No, actually.

61. How’s your heart? My heart? It's pumping away. XD Busy thing.

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? Oh so very much.

63. Have you ever cried over a guy? My dad. Does that count? XD

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? I know someone online who might be.

65. Are your toenails painted pink? Nope.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? I sure hope not.

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? I don't love it - I mean, I like it when they open up. But I don't like it when anyone cries because it means that they're hurting. But I'm happy to listen to people cry and console them. XD I just, don't feel overjoyed when someone cries.

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? XD Nope, but I’ve had worse.

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My grandma. I was wishing her a Merry Christmas!

70. How do you look right now? Like myself. XP

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? Always remain true to yourself, and everyone else. XP

72. Can you commit to one person? Can I? I mean, I hope I can. XD

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? Many.

74. Have you ever felt replaced? Not really. I mean, sort of. But not really.

75. Did you wake up cranky? You ask my brother. He will give you a very detailed explanation of what I do when he wakes me up his ‘special way’.

76. Are you a jealous person? I try not to be.

77. Are relationships ever worth it? Well, yeah.

79. Currently wanting to see anyone? OMGGM! So many people on FFN!

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? EAT! MWUHAHAHAH. XD

81. Last person you cried in front of? My mum saw me cry.

82. Is there someone you will never forget? So many!

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? Eh?

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Begging her to return and then tying her up with a tight rope inside our house. But I don’t suppose that's legal, is it?

85. Are you over your past? It’s with you forever. You just got to deal with it and get over it.

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? Yes.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? YES.

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? Um? XD

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? Well, sure. XD Anyone is welcome in my house. I love company. Especially at 3AM in the morning. The only thing is... Good luck waking me up. XD

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? Sure.

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? HAVEN’T I SAID ENOUGH ABOUT THE FAILING STARS?

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? MICHEAL JACKSON! XD

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? Nope. XD But wow, that was specific. XD

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? Oh, please, that’s in a few days!

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? I think so?

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? Who? My dad? That's such a weird question to answer. XD But, sure, dad isn't too bad looking I guess. XP

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? … :D Be happy for them!

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? I think?

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? Oh, that’s not me! That’s May with her Blaziken.

101. Ever kissed under fireworks? No. XD That'd be a blast, though.

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? WHO THE HELL WOULD GIVE BUTTERFLIES AS A PRESENT??? THAT'S A BIT STRANGE.

Finally, that’s done! Now, who do I tag??? Decisions, decisions…








Funny/normal Quotes or sayings- (I don't know what to call them -.-' but feel free to copy and paste onto your profile!) - NOT MADE BY ME!

Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

The road to success is always under construction.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

What you call dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Duck tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

You laugh because I'm different...I laugh cause I just farted!

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.

You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers

It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

"Only two things are infinite, human stupidity, and the universe... And I'm not even sure about the latter."-Albert Einstein

"Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"There's a very fine line between not listening and not caring. I like to think that I walk that line every day of my life."

"I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize."

"Nope, no matter how bad things seem, they can't be any better, and they can't be any worse, because that's the way things fucking are, and you better get used to it, Nancy. Quit yer bitching."

"I have a first place ribbon in doing nothing, it's the same color as last place... It's purple."

"We're both of the same breed, after all...Motives for war are not of concern. Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love, or just matter how pathetic the reason, it's enough to start war."-Pein

"We are but men, drawn to act in the name of revenge we deem to be 'Justice.' But when we call our vengeance 'Justice,' it only breeds more revenge...forging the first link in the chains of hatred."-Pein

88/100 stupid things that I have done: Marked in bold (wow I feel stupid)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails( Saving a paper which was falling down ) 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it (NO JOKE BUT THAT HURT)
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking (SHEESH, It happens to everyone)
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head (yeah...all the time)
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion (I am crazy but NOT stupid)
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave (Sorry mum)
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (And my friends)
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a grape squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
(All the time) 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (A bike)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else(I don't have a real gun)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke (it was a shitty joke)
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
(It didn't sound right, so I figured out)
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else (Hugged him too) 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property (They thought I wasn't wearing pants although I was wearing bike pants over a large jumper. But, the confusion was cleared out!)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I was young and naive)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
(NOT MY FAULT brother was distracting me)
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (shoes)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
) 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (DONT LIKE RINGS)
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Purposely too)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (Mainly on my B-Day)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
( 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side.
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
(I threw the spot away and realised later that my iPod was in it) 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught multiple times. (It was an attempt of a prank my friends dared me to do)
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid(Right now, I told my friend but then he saw the test)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
(I somewhat enjoy pain)
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back(Why do they?)
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird(I love my tongue and the work it does) 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people (My brother)
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria(He was getting on my nerves)
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs (You dont see those signs around)
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (Spelt it as Lona)
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth(Dont try this at home)

Alright so I am stupid...BUT I AM PROUD!!!!!!!!!


x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
x Dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.(BROTHER)
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
x Shopping is torture. (Especially for clothes)
x Sad movies suck
x You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (Still kinda do)
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.(All the time)
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice. (Depends for what)

x You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games. (I end up playing it though I am the youngest) x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 21/25


x You wear lip gloss/stick.
x You love to shop
x You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink.
x Go to your mom for advice.
x You consider cheerleading a sport. (Dont consider a sport but HAVE to do it because I am one of the only acrobat/gymnastic in school)
x You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
x You don't like the movie Star Wars.
x You were in gymnastics/dance (Gymnastics)
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(I dont think sneakers count)
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne
x You love the movies. (Depends ion the movie) x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing

Total: 3/24 To think I am a girl...

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

Been Waiting:

A. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
B. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer

Dont Worry Be Happy- Guy Sebastion( Now that is awesome)

Galaxy- Jessica Mauboy

Papparazzi- Lady GaGa( Wait, what?...)

4. WHAT IS 22?
Empty- Jessica Mauboy

Little Bad Girl- David Guetta(That is awesomely true...)

Rolling In The Deep.- ADELE( I dont even like anyone...)

Wide Awake- Katy Perry

Dont Hold Your Breath- Nichole Scherzinger (are You Saying I Wont Live?)

Take A Bow- Rihanna ( I DONT LIKE ANYONE!)

Give Me Everything- Pitbull( I dont even ask for anything except food...)

On The Floor- Jennifer Lopez

Can Anybody Tell Me- Jessica Mauboy (That would suit soo well)

Boom Boom Pow- Black Eyed Peas (I am now confused!)

Last Friday Night- Katy Perry(What did I do either from sleep...)

The Lazy Song- Bruno Mars

Foreign- Jessica Mauboy

Bulletproof- La Roux( I wont be shot!!)

Hush,Hush,Hush,Hush- Pussy Cat Dolls

Firework- Katy Perry

Forget Your Name- Jessica Mauboy( WHAT!!!!)

Once Upon a Dream- Various Artists (!!)

Chasing The Sun- The Wanted(I wont be trying...)

Without You- David Guetta

Because- Jessica Mauboy (I guess I would change some of my reasons)

Dont Wake Me Up- Chris Brown

Been Waiting- Jessica Mauboy


2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Lauizzle (Same as eeveeluvr...creepy)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Blue Cheetah(hehehehehehe!)

4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Black Lemonade(If that is possible...)

5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Aesicca

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Mothers and father's middle name: Diana Nickolas

7. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Blizzard(That is just wierd)

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Rambutan Electricity(I repeat WHAT!!)

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Grey Hook

10. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and City/Suburb/Town/State etc. you live on: Saphire New South Wales

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Stela (Isnt that a real name?)

12. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: Wild Berry Chocolate Chip(Um...)

S.C.H.O.O.L - Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

M.A.T.H.S - Mental Abuse To Human Souls

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K - Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

B.I.N.G - Bing Is Not Google

H.A.T.E.R.S - Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

P.L.A.Y.B.O.Y - Perfect Liar And Young Bastard On You

R.U.M.O.R.S - Rumours: Usually Made Of Ridiculous Shit

H.O.P.E - Have Only Positive Expectations

L.I.F.E - Living It Fully Everyday

T.E.A.M - Together, Everyone Achieves More

F.A.I.L - First Attempt In Learning

M.A.C - Most Awesome Computer

W.A.T.E.R - Wonderful and Totally Energising Refreshment

B.E.E.R - Begining Enjoy, Ending Regret

S.P.A.M - Seriously, Poor Advertising Method

T.E.S.T - Torturing Every Student Temendously

C.L.A.S.S - Come Late And Start Sleep

L.A.U.N.A = Laughable And Usually Naturally Awesome

A.D.I.D.A.S - All Day I Dream About Sports! (FAV!)


To be a consistent winner means preparing not just one day, one month, or even one year - but for a lifetime. Bill Rodgers

1. Ash
2. Drew
3. Paul
4. Dawn
5. Misty
6. May
7. Harley
8. Brock
9. Solidad
10. Gary

Number 2(Drew) asks you to go out with him.
*coughs awkwardly* Oh, ask May for you? Sure thing! :D

Number 3(Paul) walks into the bathroom while you are showering. *Shudder* Thank goodness for shower curtains.

4(Dawn) announces their engagement to 9(Solidad).
Whoa. XD I suppose it's time to speculate whether Paul and Harley might have a thing some day. XD

5(Misty) cooks you dinner.
Sure, why not? It looks better than my cooking.

6(May) is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping.
Of course she would, COME AND KISS YOUR TRUE LOVE!

7(Harley) confesses that they are your sibling.
Holy. Shit. Save. Me.

8(Brock) somehow gets into the hospital.
So, hit on too many girls, eh? About time one literally hit you back.

9(Solidad) makes fun of your friends.
*gasp* You do not seem like the type! Please tell me you're kidding...

10(Gary) is constantly ignoring you.
I don't mind. I'll just steal his cookies.

You're on a vacation with number 2(Drew) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
He would flick his hair and walk away. Then I would shout that May would hate him for this. Then he'll help me.

It's your birthday. What does 3(Paul) give you?
Nothing at all. XD

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4(Dawn) do?
She'd run around screaming that the fire burned her hair.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What does 5(Misty) do?
She'd tell me to keep going. Then later, she'll wack my head with her mallet for being stupid.

You're about to marry number 10(Gary). What's 6(May)'s reaction?
May would be a little too dense to figure out that something is wrong. XD

You got dumped by someone. How will 7(Harley) cheer you up?
Bake me a batch of burnt cookies that 'aren't half bad'. XD

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8(Brock) calm you down?
He would say something deep and sentimental.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9(Solidad) support you?
Say encouraging words before it.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10(Gary) do?
Smirk and get Paul to tell me his secret of not laughing.

Number 2(Drew) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Because I admire his coordinating skills? Well, does dreaming about Contestshipping count?

3(Paul) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9(Solidad). Your reaction?
What the hell is wrong with you? Dawn is your soul mate!

You're dating number 3(Paul) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
Yup. He's so unromantic my parents will love him. Jokes! They would think he's a weirdo, and tell me to date someone more 'interactive'

6(May) appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do?
You're only doing this to get over Drew and the way he keeps breaking your heart. Don't worry, you'll get together in the end.

You had a haircut and 7(Harley) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Number 8(Brock) thinks he'll/she'll never get a girlfriend/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Please tell me you haven't forgotten about Lucy! Go on, start planning your romantic dinner already!

Number 9(Solidad) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?
Yeah, I trust her.

1(Ash) offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it?
Nah, considering all his songs are about Pokemon anyways.

6(May) suddenly goes emo. How does 8(Brock) feel about this?
Brock would say something deep and mind-changing (but in the background, you hear Drew screaming, "She's gone 'Paul' on me!").

4(Dawn) slaps 9(Solidad) with a fish for going out with 7(Harley).
Wow!!! So true!!

5(Misty) cusses 2(Drew) out in German. 3(Paul) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?
Paul would get annoyed and go back to yelling at his Pokemon.

6(May) got high.
From eating too much.

7(Harley) walks up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?
Umm... sadly, I can say that I can picture him in it. Complement him, then snigger and walk away.

8(Brock) reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about?
Probably because he doesn't have a girlfriend in 'Special Signs'

9(Solidad) comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 1(Ash).
I would laugh and say, "HAHAHA!! Good one."

Number 3(Paul) decides to go swimming. Do you go with him?
Sure, but only if I am able to drag Dawn along as well!

5(Misty) is having a birthday party and she picks a theme. What is it?
Under the sea!

6(May) and 1(Ash) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about?
One word for you: food.

7(Harley) stalks 9(Solidad) home. 10(Gary) sees this. What does he do?
This actually makes sense! Okay. Gary would join in the fun.

8(Brock) buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it?

Look up Pokemon facts in one window while having an online dating site on another.

Annoying Things You Have Done In An Elevator:

Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off

Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you admiral (I did a dare when I was small)

MEOW occasionally (When I was small, I was addicted to cats)

Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You are one of them" and back away slowly. (It is fun seeing their reactions after telling them its a joke)

Say "Ding" at each floor.

Make explosion noises when someone presses a button

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and then announce to the person "This is my personal area" (I have claustrophobia)

When there is only 1 other person in the elavator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasnt you.

Drop a pen and wait for someone to reach for help to pick it up and then scream "THATS MINE!!" (Try it sometime, the reactions are hilarious)

Call out "GROUP HUG" then enforce it. (There is nooooooo way I would squish myself)

Results: 7/10 How annoying am I

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (honestly, dont really care. They're choice)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (I simply don't have a religion.)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.(*sulks in corner* I'm not EVIL!)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. (WTF!) Southern what? If Souther USA...NOT ME!
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.(I hate whoever made this up)
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore (What the hell?)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! (I have never heard of this one...)
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (100% NOT TRUE! )
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Uhhh...)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (No, Im not)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (Dafuq?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. (The guy he my friend? And one guy on FFN is my friend!)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Strongest girl in SCHOOL!)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. (I LOVE sheep)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex. (WHAT!)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Spongebob rules)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

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You are cute (everyone says I am)

You love to play

You don’t like getting into fights (They're pathetic! XD)

You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it

You have a best friend forever

You love your best friend very much

You don’t say bad words

Most people love you

You are youngest of all your siblings(I'm actually the oldest)

You like to wish upon a star

You have lots of stuffed animals (a whole collection XD)



You can swim

You go to swimming pool at least one time a week

You hate racism

Someone has said that you are hot (._. More times than I'm okay with! XD)

You are very social

You don’t spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV

You enjoy sleeping

You know most of your neighbors’ names

You can speak in another language than English (Getting close in Francais!)

You visit social places (such as concerts,theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week

People call you a “smiley face”

You LOVE spending time in the water



You are a street kid (Naaah, park kid. XD)

You have been in an accident (XD Two words: Bike. Crash.)

You usually get into street fights

Your favorite kind of music is rap

You have been shocked by electricity (I changed a light-bulb when it was still on. XD)

You seriously need to get a life (I have a very good life, thank you very much)

People say you’re too egotistic

You have tried gangsta style (Wut)

You try to be really cool

You really want someone

Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone (Huh?)

You hate something right now



You are kind of a hothead

People try to calm you down

When you want something, you won’t stop until you get it. (Only with food...)

You are seriously waiting for something right now

You annoy people (They say I don't...)

You like cartoon villains more than heroes (Meh... Depends.)

You would like to have red eyes.

You were born in summer or spring (XD We don't have seasons like that.)

You can think of crazy things (everything i think of is crazy.)

You have burned something (Anything and everything)

Things around you are stupid

You didn’t/don’t like your life at a moment



You believe in magic

Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you (other way around)

You really love someone

You believe in love at first sight

You haven’t tried to smoke, drugs or drink alcohol

You are a goody-goody……

……or average

You get injured easily

People don’t really get you

You MUST do something right now

You are like a psychic

You have great sight )



You love the dark.

you like to wear/see/use the color black.

glow in the dark stickers are cool. (especially when they're stars!)

you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance.

you look out for yourself at times.

you have or would like to have a Umbreon in your Pokemon games.

you are terrifyingly silent.

you have eyes that make people timid or afraid.

you have helped or been helped by someone but never said ‘you’re welcome’ or ‘thank you’. (On accident...)

you are somewhat of a loner.

you love to go out in the night.

You have excellent vision in dark places.



Fall or spring is one of your favorite seasons.

you adore the color green. (Duh, it rocks)

you love flowers but choose not to pick them. (I don't love flowers.)

clean, green and pristine is your way of life. (That. Is. My. Mum)

animals adore you and you adore them.

you are a very peaceful person.

you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all.

you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods.

you are a vegetarian.

your eyes are or you wish for them to be green.

you really can’t stand cold days.

people really love to be around you.



Winter days are your favourite days.

Cold weathers don’t phase you with or without a jacket.

You have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes.

You live in a place where it’s cold all year round. (It is unpredictable is better to say)

Hot days are your most hated time of any week.

You don’t mind cold foods. (ICE CREAM!)

You have once used a cold joke (cold-hearted etc.) during cold times. (I was pissed because my game was cancelled! XD)

You adore very much the colour white.

You take long walks in the snow. (I do, in England.)

You have a cold personality.

People can’t really call onto you for sympathy.

You have heard the song Cold by Crossfade.


You are new to your school/work.

You love the colour pink

You are a girly girl

You like fancy clothes.

You love fairies

You can stand up to bullies/strong people

You love to dance

You don't hate anyone

You have large eyes

You are pretty (Been told!)

You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.

You are very friendly with everyone


YAY!! I am Vaporeon! Funny, I LURVE swimming.

A B C D E F G Gummy Bears are chasing me

One is red and one is blue

One is trying to steal my shoe

Now I'm running for my life

'Cause the red one has a knife

Copy paste this if you love GUMMY BEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too bad there are no such thing as blue gummy bears...

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA! *cough cough*

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?


How to Tell you watch, play, and/or read to much Pokemon by Waveripple of Team Sunrise:

1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever.

2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends.

3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you.

4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made.

5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway.

6. When you lose in some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’

7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner.

8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession.

9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession.

10. You have dreams about your favorite shippings.

11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loath.

12. You wish you had a Pokemon,

13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon.

14.You have spent more than 40 hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through.

15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is Super Badass. (Already knew it from the start)

16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer.

17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before.

18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV

19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV. (I swear, that's impossible)

20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls (EEVEES!!)

21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game. *coughcoughEeveescoughcough*

22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind.

23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.)

24. You like having a Poké -ession.

25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.)

26. You have started to pass the Poké -ession to a friend.

27. You HAVE passed the Poké -ession to a friend. (Plus my love of Eevees)

28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party.

29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party. (Yeah, I wish)

30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise, DAMLWinner, LoveLoverGrl, ManaphyLove, Puppypaws4, BlueblazeHeart, Misty Ketchum97, eeveeluvr, maycontestdrew

My Life If Average

"Today, I was sitting in my biology class when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused. MLIA "

"Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life. MLIA "

"Today, I realized that the two main characters in the Veggie Tales, the tomato and the cucumber, are actually fruits. Now I don't know what to believe. MLIA "

"Today, while my bio teacher was lecturing, his phone went off. He looked at it, then out the window, gasped, said, "Hold that thought," and ran out of the room. He came back two minutes later holding an ice cream sandwich, and said, "Sorry, the ice cream truck was here." This year may be better than I thought it would. MLIA. "

Today, I was bored so I called a random number. A guy answered and was silent, then he said "You have reached the Oreo Company. To receive free Oreos, press one. I'm sorry that offer has ended." I then roared into the phone. He then answered with "NO I WILL NOT BATHE YOUR WHALE!" Then hung up. I want to find this guy, and marry him. MLIA

Today, a boy at school was wearing a red sweatshirt with a giant smiley face on the front. Someone went up to him and started to make fun of his sweatshirt, and without a word he pulled it off, turned it inside out, and put it back on. There was a frowny face on the other side. MLIA

As one of my friends was looking through my purse while on the school bus, she found a bunch of weird stuff like a bib from burger king, a pack of ramen, etc. Everyone then started to ridicule me and my strange purse. The girl sitting next to me quietly tapped me on the shoulder, then pulled something out of her bag. It was a potato. MLIA.

Today, we were taking a math test when someone's cell phone rang. It was dead silent as we heard, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was. It was my teacher's. My teacher is a man. MLIA

Today, I decided to answer the phone with a Russian accent. My dad, who was on the other line, paused and started to get confused. Thinking that he had the wrong number, and not wanting to admit it, he tried to sell me car insurance. Instead of hanging up like most people would when a telemarketer called, I kept him talking. He BS'd for a full 7 minutes before putting me "on hold". When he called the second time, I answered with a British accent, just to see if it would happen again. It did. He offered me a snuggie. MLIA.

Today, someone at my college wrote next to a man-hole, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Open House, 7 to 9 PM". I plan on attending. MLIA

Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what we was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper. MLIA

My Life If Average

Today, for homecoming week, it was camo day. Everyone else in the school dressed up in camouflage, but I dressed up as a locker. I won today's award for best dressed. MLIA.

Today, I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth when my brother tumbled out of the cupboard, shouted "I've found Narnia!" and threw a bunch of pine-cones and fake snow in my face. I'm not sure if I'm more impressed that he used props or that he stayed holed up in that cupboard, waiting for someone, for at least 45 minutes. MLIA

Today I was sitting in computer class when a boy sat down beside me wearing glasses. This was a change for him, and thus I commented, "I didn't know you wore glasses". He then pulled his shirt open to reveal a fake superman body and whispered "Shhh". MLIA

Today I asked my three year old cousin what she is gonna be when she grows up, with out missing a beat she shouts "OLDER!" I wish I was that smart when I was her age. MLIA

Today, I searched "Evil Disney Wallpaper" on Google images. The second result was the cast of High School Musical. It's good to know that Google recognizes this. MLIA

Today, I was wearing my 'this is how I roll' t-shirt. I guy walking past me read it. He said "Oh yeah? This is how I roll." He then tucked and rolled and continued walking. I love college. MLIA

Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing store that said, "shoot the family, hang the kids, frame the wife." Photo framers have a dark sense of humor. MLIA.

Today I was sitting on the quad reading. Suddenly, a guy walks past me, without looking at me, and says "duh nuh", like from the Jaws theme. This happened a few more times and then stopped for a little while, so I went back to my reading. Out of nowhere, a guy in a shark suit tackled me to the ground and then ran off. By the time I collected myself and sat up, nobody involved in the affair was in sight. I picked the right college. MLIA.

Today, I was walking down the hallway at school when the band started playing the Darth Vader theme song. I was totally alone in the hallway. I've never felt so evil. MLIA

Today, I came home to my mom scowling, my dad smirking, and my little sister grinning. Apparently, my sister got into a fight with a fellow 5th grader, saying that the Beatles pwned the Jonas Brothers. My sister and the girl argued until my sister tackled her while yelling, "I am the walrus! Goo goo g'joob!" I have never before felt like such a positive influence to my siblings. MLIA

Today, they made an announcement over the intercom right before lunch. The exact words: "If you accidentally stole a doorknob, please return it to the office. Thank you." I'm still trying to figure out how you accidentally steal a doorknob. MLIA

Today my friend had missed the bus to school, first I laughed at him but when he got dropped off by the mail truck, I was so jealous. MLIA

Today, I went to take a small, white, round vitamin in class after lunch. I noticed the freshman next to me was cautiously staring. I proceeded to twitch violently the rest of class. She looked absolutely horrified of high school when the bell rang. MLIA

Today, I opened up my dorm room door after hearing a knock. I was then "shot" at by two guys using the gun app on their iPhones. They proceeded to run down the hall shouting "Go go go!" and doing somersaults and zigzags. MLIA

Today, I was sitting in my Economy class. I was bored out of my mind until I looked over and saw a guy in my class had randomly pulled a giraffe finger puppet out of his bag. He saw me looking and proceeded to perform an entire show for me. Getting kicked out of class for laughing so hard was entirely worth it. MLIA.

My Life If Average

Today, after two weeks of college, I decided to stop using my fake British accent, all of my peers are confused as to what happened. MLIA

Today, I saw a kid that looked like Jacob Black from Twilight. I told him this and he said, "Yeah. I've heard that before. But I bet Jacob can't do this." and he began to break dance. Then, he walked away. He's probably my new favorite stranger. MLIA

Today, I checked the time on my iTouch and it was 11:11. I wished that it would always be 11:11 so that I could make as many wishes as I wanted. Then my iPod froze. My wish came true. Thank you, 11:11. MLIA.

Today, I yelled at my computer for being extremely slow. It froze and I smacked the screen. My teacher then walks up and caresses it and says, 'It's ok little guy. She didn't mean it.' The computer then worked better than it ever has. I am now convinced my teacher is the computer whisperer. MLIA

This past weekend I was at a church service that was themed for younger children. When the preacher asked some of the younger kids what they thought God looked like, a little girl raised her hand and confidently said "Morgan Freeman." I wanted to kidnap her and raise her as my sister. MLIA

Today, I was supposed to teach 6th graders about what it really means to be cool. They were supposed to write words that they thought signified "coolness" on the board. One girl put beef jerky and Superman. I don't think she needed me to teach her anything. MLIA

The other day, a huge cluster of people were crowded around a table in our lunch room. I ran over to see what I presumed to be a fight. It turned out to be the Japanese foreign exchange student peeling a banana with his feet. It was SO much better than a fight. MLIA.

Today in speech class we had to give a speech about our role model. The teacher proceded to shoot us with a Nerf gun everytime we said um, ah, ect. Best teacher ever. MLIA

Today, I decided that I'm going to dress up as Kanye West for Halloween and my friend is going to dress as Taylor Swift. When my friend says Trick-or-Treat, I'm going to interrupt her and take her Candy saying how much Beyonce deserves this candy. MLIA

Today I was bored so I called a random number and pretended to be from Pizza Hut. A guy picked up and when I asked him what he wanted, he proceeded to mention about 20 different items from the menu with loads of adjustments. At the end I told him I was kidding. He just said "I know. I'm just as bored as you." MLIA

Today, due to recent incidents, my school added a new "no lightsaber duels on school grounds" rule to the student handbook. While in english class a neighboring teacher randomly burst into my class and began dueling with my teacher using lightsabers. When they got yelled at by the principal they claimed there was nothing against it in the teacher handbook. Teachers-1 Principals-0. MLIA

Today I married a supermodel. Our house is huge and has a pool surrounding it. All the other Sims are jealous. MLIA.

"Today, I was trying to decide if I thought chorus was going to be any fun this year. When I walked into class, my teacher was wearing a unicorn costume. Decision made. MLIA. "

"Today, there was a new guy in my class called A.J. Ninami. He seemed like just another student. Then I read his name backwards. Guess who I'm asking out to Homecoming? MLIA "

"My grandma has been in the hospital all this week. Today when I got home from school I got a call that said they'd lost her. She called me five minutes later from her house telling me about the awesome escape. Coolest. Grandma. Ever. MLIA "

"Today in Latin class I found out that the Latin word for "spy" is "exploradora". I am now very suspicious of Dora the Explorer. MLIA "

"Today, some kids were playing on a sand volleyball court. They didn't have a ball, so they played with an imaginary one. I was turning to talk to my friend when suddenly, he jumped up and ran over to the court. He proceeded to steal their imaginary ball and punt it as hard as he could. The kids got mad and decided to go look for a new ball. Now I remember why he is my best friend. MLIA

Today we were reading Romeo and Juliet in English, and my teacher was going over a passage where Romeo compliments Juliet in a really romantic way. An annoying kid was talking really loudly and disrupting the class, so the teacher turned to him and said, "This is why Romeo gets some, and you don't." MLIA

Today, I went to the mall with my friend. Just to see what would happen, we held hands and looked at each other as if we were in love (we are both girls). As we are walking, we were getting dirty looks from old couples, confused looks from kids, and disapproving looks from middle aged people. We then walked past these two older men in business suits, holding hands. We didn't think much of it, but then one of the men walks up to us with a huge smile on his face and says "We aren't gay either" and walks away. I know the type of man I want to marry one day. MLIA

Today, my school had a shooting threat. When everyones parents came to get them, they all started telling their kids how much they loved them. My dad- "Never piss off the weird kids. They can't take a joke." Thanks for the valuable life lesson Dad. MLIA

Today, I felt like wearing an eye patch around town for no reason. A kid came up to me and asked me why I was wearing an eye patch. I told him my mom told me not to run with scissors. The look on his face was priceless. MLIA

Today, I realized that I forgot to lock my car in the morning. After school I went out to the parking lot to find that every car had a lollipop taped to the door. My car was filled with them. I win. MLIA

Today, we were watching a weird movie about minotaurs in Latin class. At the end, our teacher merely states, "And THAT'S why you don't have sex with animals." MLIA

Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that "God made everything." My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, "I don't think so, a lot of stuff is made in China." Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA

Today in my biology class, our teacher asked us how many of us knew how we were made. This one kid raised his hand and simply said "broken condom." MLIA

Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, "Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball?" He then replied, "No ma'am, police officers don't have balls". MLIA

Today, I was checking the artwork that my fourth-graders were doing in class (I work in a primary school). I came to one girl, who immediately covered up her work. I asked her what she was drawing, and she said God. I then told her that nobody knew what God looked like. Her response? "They will in a minute." MLIA

Today, the National Mustard Museum in my town was vandalized. With ketchup. MLIA.

Today, I ran out of both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time. I've been waiting years for that to happen. MLIA.

Today, I found out that the name of the cruise ship I am going on in a few weeks is "The Pearl". It's a caribbean cruise. I feel like a pirate. MLIA.

Today, I realized that lol'd, the past tense of lol, is inaccurate. That would mean laugh out louded. L'dol, however awkward, would be correct. MLIA

Earlier today, my "7" key wasn't working while I was IMing someone. To overcome this, I started typing out "the number between 6 and 8", but then I realized I could just type out "seven". MLIA.

Today, while finishing up some yogurt, I began scraping the bottom of the container even though there was nothing left. I still continued scraping for 10 minutes in hopes of getting a little drop. MLIA.

Today, while bowling, I got a gutter ball. While the bumpers were up. That takes talent. MLIA.

Today, I was talking to someone through Facebook. I began to type something, when I noticed that they were typing, and I deleted what I had written. Then I noticed that they had stopped typing, too. I felt awkward. MLIA.

Today, I tried to blow a leaf off of my windshield...from the inside of my car. MLIA

Today, I found out that there is actually a strategy to Minesweeper that does not consist on clicking on random squares and crossing your fingers. MLIA.

Today, my little sister pointed out to me that the tooth fairy teaches little kids to sell their body parts for money. MLIA.

Today, my sister asked when the 10 o'clock news was on. MLIA

Today, we got a huge new TV. My brother and I were more excited about the box than the TV. MLIA

Today, I discovered that my big flannel I bought at a thrift store has a label that says, "MADE ON EARTH BY HUMANS." Thank you for the clarification, humans who made this. MLIA

Today, my sister told me that "Dating a Stephen/Steven is the cool thing to do." Her boyfriends name isn't Steven... Neither is mine... MLIA.

Today I had a staring contest with my cat. He blinked, I laughed, he hit me with his paw. MLIA

Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ninjas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA.

Today I taped eyes on the top of my trash can. Now my 2 year old daughter enjoys feeding trash to it, complete with "Nom, nom, nom" sounds. MLIA.

Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore. MLIA

Today, I was in an awkward situation so I pulled out a twix bar and proceeded to loudly chew it. It just made the situation more awkward. MLIA

Today, I mentioned to my co-worker that none of the English teachers at my school are having kids, but that three of the math teachers are pregnant. She responded, "I hear they're better at multiplying." MLIA.

Today, in my math class, my teacher started class say "Today we are going to learn about Sexagons." I now know why she has two children. MLIA

Today, my keyboarding teacher gave us a stern lecture on making mistakes and typos and how we need to slow down. After school, I went online to check my grades and found out that I have 149 in her class. Because of a typo. MLIA.

"Today it was my birthday so my family bought me a rainbow llama pinata. It was love at first sight. I couldn't smash it, but I wanted the candy, so I performed a c-section on it. He now lives on my windowsill. MLIA. "

Copy and paste if you think it's stupid that Team Rocket is smart in the Black and White series!!

"Got milk?” Yes, of course I've got milk! Who doesn't? People who need to go to the grocery store, that's who! In fact, those people are probably already at the grocery store, buying milk! Practically everyone has a carton of milk somewhere in their fridge! Seriously, who wouldn't have milk? Maybe people who are lactose-intolerent or vegan, but even they have at least some sort of soy or rice milk! I mean, what kind of question is 'Got milk?' anyway? Why do you care so much about my possession of dairy products? Are you some kind of creepy milk-obsessed stalker? If you are sick of all these milk ads, feel free to copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Diehardstormhawksfan, BlueDragon123, BlackSunset8753 (insane but true), PokeGirlMisty, Waveripple of Team Sunrise, eeveeluvr (lol, that's hilarious!),maycontestdrew

Clean laundry helps the confidence level, which helps the self-image, which helps you... umm... win games, which makes you rich, which leads to greed, which leads to more money! Which causes immense spending, which then triggers high anxiety, which causes a heart attack at the age of 31 and puts you in a coma for 10 years while you lose all your money and start at the beginning again!

('.') (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl,NightsTheVocaloid,cCsluver4evr, Waveripple of Team Sunrise, eeveeluvr, maycontestdrew

If you like or love the battle frontier theme song copy and paste this in your profile

If you love the original Pokemon series then copy and paste this in your profile

If Pokemon was the first Anime you ever saw, then copy and paste.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you LOVE Pokeshipping (AshXMisty),copy and paste this into your profile.(YEAH I DO!!!)

If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love contestshipping copy this into your profile! (Oh Yeah!!).

If you HATE cookieshipping (MayxHarley) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this onto your profile!

If you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber above the sky scraper about to jump; copy and paste this to your profile if you're the 1% that would stand there with popcorn yelling, "Do a back flip!".

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it gonna do? Kill me?

Copy and paste this to your profile if you haven't died yet.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

If your name was Mr. Crunch, and you went into the navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

An apple keeps the doctor away, if well aimed

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned

Last night I lay in bed looking at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

When there's a will, I want to be in it

We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I miss your E-mails.

This is just something I saw on someone's profile and I thought was like the sweetest thing ever:
Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast,
Jasmine married a common thief
Ariel walked on land for love and life
Snow White barely escaped a knife
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears
Because true love means facing your biggest fears

Aussie Complaints!!

Just because we are white, doesnt mean we hate aboriginals and other coloured people!!

Most of us are NOT EVEN racist!!

This Asian chic told me that Australians are the bad guys in most Asian movies...most of us respect Asians Very Much THANKYOU VERY MUCH!!!

WE do not always speak about kangaroos in that strange ' G'day mate' accent!! And we do not always wear cowboy hats!

Just because some of us are blonde...doesnt mean we are stupid!!!

We do not ride to school ona Kangaroo. We don't wait at Kangaroo stop, and we don't stuggle to find a parking for our Kangaroos.

Shrimp is not the only thing we put on the Barbie, we all love a nice, fine steak and lamb or chicken and sausages. Anything on the Barbie, not just shrimp. We eat shrimp, but not just shrimp.

We certainly do not really wrestle with the crocodiles. It is not considered a sport, and those who are brave are welcome to do it, but not everyone really does it.

We don't just wear clothes from Billabong. And we don't wear a bikini everywear. We wear it to the beach, but not to work or the malls etc.

We don't wear straw hats.

Sure, there are deserts here. But we don't actually live in the deserts. In fact, it is very civilised here.

Vegimite is not the fabourite bread spread for most blokes. We love jam and butter. You will vegimite everywhere, but is not used that frequently.

We are not at the beach 24/7. True, the beach is a luxury place to go to on weekends, and we love surfing, but we have schools to go to, and work.

Boomerangs aren't our only weapons.

We are not all obese.

HOw is it our fault we celebrate Christmas during summer?

We are certainly not all sluts and we do not get aggresive at pubs.

As for the deadly spiders, only idiots get bitten by them.

We don't all surf! And it is not our only source of entertainment!

Who said we had no culture? Our most famous builing is an OPERA HOUSE!

We have the average Cats & Dogs for pets. Not Koalas, not kangaroos.

Fish & Chips the Barbie is not the only things we eat.

Not everyone here is named Jack!

We are not always laid back!

We don't all speak like Steve Irwin.

If you are Australian and sick of being critisized...copy and paste this and add your name ONLY AUSSIES: maycontestdrew (Launa),

('.') (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl,NightsTheVocaloid,cCsluver4evr, Waveripple of Team Sunrise, Espeon210, PrincessGlacia, LyraXEthan, eeveeluvr

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, Gyaradosmaster, LyraXEthan, eeveeluvr, maycontestdrew

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile! I admit I have defend Pokemon from my friends before! GO POKEMON!

I am me and only me because that is who I am. Agree? Add the name to the list. World's Love Song, GoseiGokaiPink, PrincessOfDestiny14, eeveluvr, maycontestdrew

am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you'll never know what will try to kill you when you're part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you're proud of it.

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

Being weird is like being normal, only better!!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.'

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.- James Dean

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is man's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

And after Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F.

S.c.h.o.o.l: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be considered a planet, copy this into your profile.

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "slut", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88% of you won't... but you should

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But you’re the host of an internationally renowned comedy program where I worked for for six years before getting my own hosting gig two blocks over and I still think about you all the time especially since my character is totally gay for you and you’re here all the time because you’re the executive producer and that makes it difficult for me to get over you in case you haven’t noticed So call me maybe? - Stephen Colbert (to Jon Stewart)

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Mischa Rowe (Australia), Ita-hime (Canada), Little-bad-Angel(Austria), Bloody.-.Fang5507(USA), Greywing44 (USA) Chidori Minami(USA), eeveeluvr(USA), maycontestdrew (Australia),



Attention all

you words,


I've had enough of you

Doing what you w



There are going to be a few changes

Around here.

From now on

You will do

What I want,


You heard,

Stay put.


Or per ulate



You are here to serve me.

You are not at ease

To do as you please.

Whenever I attempt to be serious

You make a weak joke.

Always you have to poke



Don't stir.

If I ever try to express

My feelings for someone

You refuse to come out

Or come out all wrong

So sense make none they can of it,

Yet you're so good once they've gone!


I'm in charge now

And you will say what I tell you to say.

No more cursing

Or sarcasm,

Just state my thoughts clearly

Speak what's on my mind.

Got it?






Be honest to yourself, have you really thought of what asylum seekers/refugees actually go through?

Read through this poem: Be prepared to sympathise:

Do you believe that a child can die in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Do you believe that a child can die

in the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

Hos boat in the middle of the ocean,

the whole ocean surrounding him,

while we have a soft drink,

coffee or beer.

We say this coffee is too sweet,

it's not very good for our health,

but he hasn't got a cup of sweet coffee,

even a drop of water.

His mother's tears can't save him.

He looks like a dried tomato.

He holds his little hands tightly.

He dies with his eyes open.

God can't save him.

Nobody can save him.

You can hear

the wave's cry and the wind call his name.

You can see

Hell waving to him.

He is dying

without a drop of water.

He is dead

in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

If you absolutly LOVE contestshipping, pokeshipping, or ikarishipping, copy and paste this to your profile. (TOTALLY!!)

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

Do you ever get so mad you want to kill yourself? if yes copy and paste this to your profile. (I threw away 20 bucks...)

If you have ever gotten a random song stuck in your head for no reason at all when you weren't even thinking of anything LIKE the song, copy and paste this into your profile. (That's how I choose my song for the week)

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile

If you believe that its better to be unique than cool, copy this into your profile

If you believe in fairies,demons,witches and everything like that copy and paste this to your profile (There coming to get me!!!!!!!!)

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

REMEMBER WHEN .. Getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? The worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? When your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? When - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

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If you're ever hyper for no reason at all, love being hyper, and are at this very moment hyper, copy and paste this onto your profile, and then go streak down the street, you sexy hyper thing you! heheh, sorry, sugar...

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

"Some day Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube will combine to make YOUTWITFACE!"-- Conan O'Brian

A vase is basically a flower torture device; you rip it from its home, put it in a small container and watch it die slowly

One bright day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. Then a deaf policeman heard the noise and drew his gun and stabbed the boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too. And if you don't believe the blind, ask the deaf he heard it fine.

I do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution


A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of you just for fun, copy this into your profile.

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run up a Down escalator or vice versa, and SUCCEEDED in getting to the top (or bottom), copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2012 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the oppesite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not.

If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. upthere.

Here is a simple riddle.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die?

Only 17% of Stanford University Seniors got the right answer when asked. If you belong to the 17% who knows, copy this to your profile.

The answer is...nothing...


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!


Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

The girl u just called fat? She is over doesing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're status if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. (If you saw my whole rant on bullying, then you would know I didn't even hesitate to put this on my profile.)

MY DEFINITION OF HOMEWORK: H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K= HALF OF MY ENERGY WASTED ON RANDOM KNOWLEDGE. copy and paste this onto your profile if you think this is true!

Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (I didn't know that until now!)

If you have friends that threaten, hit, or call you names for GOOD

reasons, copy this into your profile.

If you ever laughed so hard that tears streamed down your face, you banged your head on the table repeatedly, and recieved weird looks from anyone in the current vicinity, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: EcoliandDahChihuahua, Michi-Baka, Neji's fangirl, Yukisgirlfriend, Jinzouningen, animatedrose, Leafeonlover, eeveeluvr(I was eating cake, and it came out of my nose), macontestdrew,

If someone calls me weird I tell them thank you.

If someone says I'm crazy I tell them I'm insane

If I fall

I laugh

If I don't know the words to a song

I make up my own

If you were to die I'd cry

And if you ever need a friend

I'm here for you


I believe the sun will shine, and the clouds will be high. That everything will be happy and there will be no crying, no drama, no heartbreaks, just simplicity, a happiness no one could ever buy.

That is the place I wanna go.

If you liked this put it on your profile!

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile and add your name. AlukaKaiserin (i love my fox...), rubyqueen808 (give me a break, i've had Little Kitty since I was born!)Johan's Lover43v3r (I always hug my bunny plushy) Animehime20 (My stuffed seal I've had since I was 1) serina-phantom (My seal XD) AnimeCat92 (I LOVE my kangaroo plushie!) Leafeonlover (I have a pikachu plushie which I love YaY and a teddy I've had forever), eeveeluvr( my bunny plushie), maycontestdrew (Well, theres my mini-jaguar and giant puppu, and my joey, and my swinging monkey...)

If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile.

If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you think you might have two copy-paste blurbs that are identical but worded differently, go check then copy this into your profile!

If you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You squeeze a lemon, you get lemon juice. You squeeze an orange, you get orange juice. So how come when you squeeze a cow, you get milk??? COW JUICE, PEOPLE.

Copy and paste this if you have tripped up the stairs before and know your special, because everyone else seems to fall down them. (I have actually never fallen down the stairs)

Says if you were on a deserted island and you could only bring one item, how come people never say "a boat"? (I do! I also said Dora once, I mean, she has EVERYTHING in her backpack!)

I am glad that McDonalds does not sell hot dogs. Seriously I could never order a "McWeiner" with a straight face.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.


One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry That I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry That you can't realize... I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm sorry That I cared

I'm sorry That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

You Say Pink I Say Black You Say Hannah Montana I Say Avril Lavigne You Say Jonas Brothers I Say Linkin Park You Say Zac Efron I Say Everyone is better then Zac Efron You Say Rap I Say Rock (Actually, I say rap) You Say I'm Weird I Say Thank you

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

A Beautiful Thing...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."


(1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict

(2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One

(7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing; however, not the kind of person you wanna mess with... you might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.

(6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One

(3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits

(11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One

(4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life

9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One

(12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One

(10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One

(8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar

(5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.


It's a battle win or lose

It's the friends you make

It's the road you choose

You got the right stuff

So make your mind up

To find the courage inside of you

If you're strong you'll survive

And you'll keep your dream alive

It's the Battle Frontier


Be the best you can be

And find your destiny

It's the master plan

The power's in your hand


You've got the strength to win it

so stay in it

And if you're smart you can take it on

If you're strong you'll survive

And you'll keep you're dream alive

It's the Battle Frontier,


Be the best you can be

And find your destiny

It's the master plan (it's the master plan)

The power's in your hand


Luv this song!


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." (This is me :) )

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run Girl, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting in the cell next to you saying, "Lets do it again!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: will ignore this BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"


None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you are told "well you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him whispering "Seven days...".

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

Funny last words:

Hey, what's this button do?

Hey mommy, can I pet him?

I'm fine.

Watch this!

What's that?

Umm... That's not a stick in my sleeping bag...

What happens when I do this?

Don't worry. We're completely safe.

Look! A shooting star!

Reporting live from the battlefield...

Does it bite?

What's that smell?

What's that in your hand?

I'd like to see you try!

Last words are for fools.

Pass that bottle over here, will ya?

Be careful not to...

Has the cancer spread yet?

Who's shooting at us?

Can I have some candy, mister stranger?

What's that ticking sound?

Everyone loves me!

Ooh... it's shiny!

Is that a fin in the water?

Why yes, honey. That dress does make you look fat!

You and what army?

50 things Pokemon taught me from Deviant Art:

1. It's perfectly fine to give a young child a dangerous creature and throw them out in the real world to fend for themselves.

2. Even if it's a high tech encyclopedia, the pokedex is completely clueless on a pokemon's data until you catch it.

3. If you stand around for ten minutes talking about useless pokemon data, that pokemon will arrive pissed off and will attack you.

4. If you are a ten year old girl, then you are encouraged to show off 95% of your legs.

5. If you jumped over a ledge that has an item on it, you can't climb up it even though it could only be a few feet high.

6. If you try to use an item in the wrong situation, no matter where you are the disembodied voice of your professor will start nagging at you.

7. Every trainer in the wilderness wants your pokemon dead, no matter how tired your pokemon are.

8. No matter the personality, your male rival is always an ass to some degree.

9. Gym leaders will often make you go through life threatening challenges in their gyms just so you can fight them.

10. If you travel with two other people, chances are they are going to spend twenty minutes of every episode talking to you about useless crap.

11. You are completely incapable of going through a tree no bigger than a shrub, and have to make your pokemon cut it for you.

12. You can't climb over large rocks with holes in them and have to make your pokemon break it for you.

13. You are useless when it comes to using a flashlight in dark areas and have to make your pokemon light the area for you.

14. Meat is never identified and always is shown being served rather than cooked.

15. No matter the size or shape of your pokemon, it can survive being shot at by hyper beam or being exploded.

16. You can survive thousands of volts coursing through your body if you are shocked by a pokemon.

17. You haven't officially caught a pokemon until you strike a stupid pose and there is a flashy background that appears behind you.

18. Even if your bag is the size of a fanny pack, it can hold a million items of different sizes.

19. Even if you beat the shit out of them and throw a pokeball at their heads, your caught pokemon will always love you.

20. Even if you are spending a year traveling through a region, you never have to change your clothes or bathe.

21. If you beat the shit out of someone's pokemon, they will pay you.

22. Even if you caught a super powerful legendary pokemon, nobody seems to be impressed.

23. Your oppenents will continue to mock you even if you beat them savagely.

24. If you didn't nickname your pokemon, it will somehow know you are talking to it even if it is with a large group of it's own kind.

25. You always have to save the world, but nobody seems to know who you are or care about it.

26. It's perfectly fine for a child to go into a casino and gamble.

27. The police are completely unable to fight off nefarious pokemon gangs so you have to do it for them.

28. It's a wise choice to abandon the incredibly strong team you spent all of your time in one region training so you can start off with a derpy weak pokemon in another region.

29. Your professor will make you do their pokemon research for them.

30. If you are the hero, 9/10 your dad is dead, not present in your life or you were adopted.

31. Your pokemon can only fly to cities and not other landmarks/areas it knows perfectly well.

32. If you dive under the water, you will never drown.

33. Team Rocket is so dedicated to stealing your pokemon everyday that you will be shocked every time you see them.

34. If you encounter another trainer that you end up befriending, he/she will tell you some long winded story about their life and you will never see them again.

35. You can ride your dinky bicycle through a crowd of Harley riders and they will always want to race you or steal your wheels.

36. It's perfectly fine to cream little kids in battle and take their money.

37. You often have to do a bunch of errands for somebody just so they can tell you a bit of info or give you an item.

38. Pokemon cemetaries do nothing to stop the vicious ghost pokemon that constantly attack trainers.

39. Going to school and having an actual job is for pansies.

40. You are unable to see items laying right in front of you unless you turn on the item finder.

41. Televisions always show programs that your parents might like, or there are documentaries where people go around harrassing wild pokemon.

42. No matter the time of day, people will always stay in the same spot/area.

43. You have to say "AWE!" to let people know that you are surprised.

44. Even if you are walking into or standing right in front of them, legendary pokemon will never notice you until you ask them to cry for you.

45. No matter if a pokemon has the brain of a super computer, it can only remember 4 moves at one time.

46. No matter who you are, you are always the descendant of some hero and you have to battle some strong ass pokemon to save everybody.

47.Shiny pokemon aren't even shiny looking in appearance.

48. Nobody seems to care if you really did complete your pokedex other than to give you a stupid diploma.

49. People don't care if you break into their houses and go into their bedrooms.

50. Prof. Oak's talk show ironically showcases useless data on pokemon.


1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark


What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96


A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and: B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, I went to school, I got straight As', I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Chris; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only now, And tell my dear sweet Grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better then the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this, Mommy, warn the others, Mommy, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy, tell the doctors; I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, But Mommy, please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy, I ran as fast as I could, When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, I'm not coming back.

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with Daddy; On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy, I'm must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy tell my boyfriend, I'm sorry, but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true, And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

--In Memory Of The School Shootings-- If this poem touched you in any way, please pass it on. And even if it didn't, pass it on just for the memory of the innocent children

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Please read this, I promise it won’t give you a curse or anything like that- if you believe in all that stuff- it is just a really touching story.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. As you can see, I went with #2

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream.

You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons.

You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another.

You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies.

You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows.

You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.

You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.

You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.

You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car.

You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call.

You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation.

You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags

You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you.

You thanked him by moving halfway across the country

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him .

You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

Gσt A Prσblεm?...Sσlνε It!

Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!

Think I'm Trippin?...Tiε Mч Shσε!

Cαn't Stαnd Mε?...Sit Dσωn!

Cαn't Fαce Mε?...Wεll Turn Arσund!

Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!

Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!

Think Im Uglч?...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!

Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε?...Gσ Lιкє Yσurѕ!

Dσn't Knσw Mε?... Dσn't Judge Mε!

Think Yσu Knσw Mε?...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα!

Think I'm Not Cool?... Go Get A Fan!

Think I'm A Loser?...Find A Trophy!

Think I Have No Life?...Go Find One!

Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things!

I may not know you, but I know 10 things about you.

1) You are a human (hopefully)

2) You are reading this

3) You cannot touch your elbow with your tongue

4) You just tried to see if I was wrong

5) You live on Earth (again, hopefully)

6) You cannot walk on water

7) You can talk

8) You are breathing right now (hopefully)

9) You do not know me IRL

10) You do not understand me

My Favourite Sayings:

Better never than late.

The world is complicated.

Never be someone you are not.

Never judge a book by it's cover.

Copy and Paste If...

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile

If you wish you could meet somebody IRL that you have met online, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to slap someone you hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to be yourself and no one else, copy this to your profile.

If you have lost your sanity years ago and are now insane, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been called worthless, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love your friends more than you love yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everything that isn't normal, is normal, if you understand this and totally agree copy and paste

m Sorry

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you, cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

95 percent of teens would become anorexic if someone called them fat, if you are the 5 percent who would tell the person, "Well, looks like I'll survive the harsh winter!" copy and paste this into you profile...I'm not fat (rather skinny) but its true!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have NO SOUL!! YOU FREAKS!! NOW POST IT OR I'LL GIVE YOU A HORRIBLE BEATING! WORSE THAN ANY KID SHOULD EVER HAVE TO GO THROUGH!!

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.

This is about abortion. Read on, but have a tissue ready.

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile (abortion isn't some random preventative measure; it's murder. It's evil, cruel, and it's a gift...from the devil.)

My current Pokemon FFN Team:

Blaziken, Level 92

  • Earthquake
  • Blast Burn
  • High Jump Kick
  • Brave Bird
  • Lapras, Level 81

  • Blizzard
  • Thunder
  • Hydro Pump
  • Phychic
  • Arcanine, 82

  • Dig
  • Flamethrower
  • Overheat
  • Thunder Fang
  • Glaceon, 85

  • Blizzard
  • Dark Pulse
  • Dig
  • Ice Beam
  • Salamance, 90

  • Fly
  • Draco Meteor
  • Earthquake
  • Flamethrower
  • Absol, 89

  • Dark Pulse
  • Ice Beam'
  • Thunder Bolt
  • Stone Edge
  • POkemon in PC: Altaria, Haxourous, Blastoise, Braviary, Dewgong, Elektros, Empoleon, Feraligatr, Flygon, Frosslass, Gallade, Garchomp, Honchcrow, Luxray, Milotic, Ninetails, Pachirisu, Pidgeot, Lucario, Roserade, Scizor, Skitty, Superior, Spiritomb, Staraptor, Togekiss, Unfazant, Weavile, Zoruark

    100 Rules:

    of Anime

    The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

    #1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

    #2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

    #3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

    #4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

    #5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

    #6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

    #7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

    #8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

    #9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

    #10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

    #11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

    #12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

    #13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

    #14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass. First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

    #15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

    #16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers. Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

    #17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

    #18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

    #19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

    #20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song. First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

    #21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

    #22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

    #23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

    #24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy". First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect) Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors. Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

    #25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

    #26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: 1) be female. 2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation. 3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

    #27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

    #28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

    #29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

    #30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

    #31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

    #32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

    #34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage. Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

    #35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

    #36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: 1) The Hero/Leader 2) His Girlfriend 3) His Best Friend/Rival 4) A Hulking Brute 5) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include: 1) Extreme Coolness 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible Irritation

    #37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace". First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

    #38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

    #39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa. First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

    #40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

    #41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

    #42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

    #43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

    #44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

    #45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

    #46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

    #47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

    #48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

    #49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

    #50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

    #51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

    52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

    #53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

    #54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

    #55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

    #56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

    #57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

    #58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

    #59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

    #60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

    #61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

    #62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

    #63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

    #64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

    #65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

    #66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

    #67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

    #68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

    #69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

    #70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

    #71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

    #72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

    #73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

    #74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition), Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

    #75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

    #76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

    #77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

    #78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

    #79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

    #80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

    #81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

    #82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

    #83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

    #84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

    #85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

    #86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. Clean-up for the underlings. c) The villain getting toastied.

    #87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

    #88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

    #89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

    #90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

    #91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

    #92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

    #93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

    #94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

    #95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle... Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

    #96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

    #97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

    #98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4) Extreme cuteness 5) Irresponsible drunkenness 6) Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

    #99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

    #100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

    To Every Girl:

    To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.

    To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.

    To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.

    To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.

    To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.

    To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.

    To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.

    To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.

    To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.

    To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

    To every girl that just wants to hold hands.

    To every girl that kisses him with meaning.

    To every girl who just wishes he cared more.

    To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.

    To every girl who just wants him to call.

    To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.

    To every girl that just wants to cuddle.

    To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.

    To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.

    To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."

    To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

    To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.

    To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.

    To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.

    To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.

    To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again

    To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.

    List your 10 random Naruto characters in no order and answer the following questions:

    1) Naruto

    2) Shikamaru

    3) Hinata

    4) Sasuke

    5) Ten Ten

    6) Itachi

    7) Sakura

    8) Gaara

    9) Kakashi

    10) Neji

    What would you do if:

    1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

    Naruto? I'd probaly smack him with pillow and then say "You want to go eat some noodles?"

    2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

    Shikamaru? There'd probaly be an pregnant silence and then i'd shout at him to get out (Typical thing to do I guess...)

    3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

    Sasuke and Kakashi? 0_o, I don't think that would ever happen...but if it did...what a waste...but i'm okay with gays so i'd support them I guess -shrugs-...but what a waste...why must all the hot, caring guys in the world be gay?

    4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

    Ten Ten? I wouldn't mind, in fact, she’s like the animated version of me!

    5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

    Itachi? I'd braid his hair without him knowing -snickers

    6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

    Sakura? I'd be superdupermarshmellowliciously happy! Plus, i've always wanted an older sister...

    7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

    Gaara? Mental or normal? If it's mental i'd be there for him, normal i'd still be there for him, because he's my Panda. -nods head-

    8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

    Kakashi? I'd threaten to burn his books .

    9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

    Neji? I'm not surprised...but i'd steal his hair tie then he wouldn't ignore me ., dying his hair works to...Or...TEN TEN!

    10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

    Naruto? He'd totally pwn them and shout "BELIEVE IT!" At some point of the fight.

    11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

    Shikamaru? He'd probaly say "Troublesome woman." but he'd help me anyways, because we all know he's a good friend. .

    12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

    Hinata? Hmm, probaly something cute, like a teddy bear .

    13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

    Sasuke? I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one to start the fire...

    14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

    Ten Ten would laugh her ass off and constantly bring it back up.

    15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

    Me marry Neji? Naruto would probaly get a major 'wtf' face and ask since when did we start dating?

    16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

    Sakura? He'd probaly make jokes about what an ass the guy was, thus causing me to laugh, and then she'd go kill that guy with a KAPOW!

    17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

    Kakashi? He'd probaly be late and miss the tournament anyway...

    18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

    Neji? He'd call me an idiot and smack me on the head or just leave.

    19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

    Naruto? Erm... His strength?

    20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

    Shikamaru and Kakashi? I'd say 'Why must they all be gay?! And then remind Shikamaru that Kakashi (Nine) is currently planning to marry sasuke (four, see above )

    21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

    I'd never date Hinata, she's like a cute, shy, timid sister to me.

    22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

    Sasuke and Kakashi, well you guys already said in Question 3 that you're going to get married...but why, WHY MUST THEY ALL BE GAY?!

    23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

    Ten Ten and Itachi? They hardly even know each other, so no...

    24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

    Itachi? That weasel...

    25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

    Sakura? I'd think 'Is it really that bad?'

    26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him?


    27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

    Kakashi? I think he's a little to old for me...but i'd tell him it was sweet either way.

    28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

    Neji and Naruto?



    29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

    Hinata and Sasuke? IT SHOULD BE SAKURA AND SASUKE! -pouts-

    30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

    Naruto and Itachi? I highly doubt it.

    31) Would 2 trust 5?

    Shikamaru and Ten Ten? Yeah I guess

    32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

    Sasuke and Neji? They'd probaly have a glaring contest.

    33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

    Ten Ten and Naruto? Probaly...home ec. Don’t ask why. Or HPE. XD They’re both active participants.

    34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

    Hinata and Itachi? Hinata would suggest cookies and Itachi wouldn't give a damn.

    35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

    Sakura and Kakashi? Probaly office workers in some kind of huge buisness, I can totally picture Kakashi just sitting at his desk not giving a care in the world reading his book and Sakura being the fun co-worker that makes you happy ..

    36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

    Wow! I didn’t realise that Gaara would be the type to do Ten Ten’s hair!

    37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

    Itachi? I actual think he might go for the more simple and down to earth kind of girl, that still looks hot.

    38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

    Kakashi is probaly talking about scenes in his book with Neji and Neji's blushing because he's still a kid XD

    39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

    Neji would call Naruto and idiot for kicking him and they'd get in some huge yet funny argument.

    40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

    Shikamaru and Kakashi? Kakashi would probaly use it to blackmail Shikamaru once he explained the text wasn't for him.

    41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

    Ten Ten and Itachi... Kiba would workout while Itachi just sat somewhere and read a book.

    42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

    Of course I would invite Itachi! But he'd probaly not care anyway...

    43) 7 won the lottery.

    Sakura? She'd probably celebrate by bragging to Ino

    44) 8 had quite a big secret.

    Gaara? I'd be curious and ask, then I would learn, then the secret would kill me, but satisfaction of knowing what it was brought me back to life.

    45) 9 became a singer.

    Kakashi? He'd probaly be late to every meeting anyway...

    46) 10 got a daughter.

    Neji? She'd probaly be fine, but just in case I would visit her as much as possible to make sure Neji doesn't feed her all that fate and destiny crap, and make sure she actually gets some fun in life. Plus, Ten Ten, her MUM, WOULD BE AWESOME!

    47) What would 1 think of 2?

    Naruto and Shikamaru? Naruto would think that Shikamaru's a lazy ass. (Which he is)

    48) How would 3 greet 4?

    Hinata and Sasuke? She'd stutter like crazy and faint - or just wave casually and walk away.

    49) What would 4 envy about 5?

    Sasuke and Ten Ten... Ten Ten isn't being hunted down by all five great nations.

    50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

    Ten Ten and Itachi? I don't really know...

    51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

    Itachi and Sakura? They've hung out with Sasuke?

    52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

    Sakura and Gaara? I seriously do not know. Um... Him always being negative and she's probably stand up for Sasuke!

    53) Where would 8 meet 9?

    Gaara and Kakashi? At some council meeting or something to discuss about killing Sasuke? Ahaha, kidding!

    54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

    Kakashi would never dare to tell Neji that he has a secret crush on Gai-sensei -snickers-

    55) What would make 10 scared of 1?

    Neji afraid of Naruto? Hah! Maybe if he went all Kyuubi badass on him...

    are like
    apples on trees.
    The best ones are
    at the top of the tree. The
    boys don't want to reach
    for the good ones because they
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples
    from the ground which aren't as good,
    but easy. So the apples at the top think
    something is wrong with them, when in
    reality, they're amazing. They just
    have to wait for the right boy to
    come along, the one who's
    brave enough to
    climb all
    the way
    to the top

    1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore

    2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know

    3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?

    4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.

    5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'

    6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...

    7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?

    8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?

    9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...

    10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.

    11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on?

    7 reasons not to mess with kids

    Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

    Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

    Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

    Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

    Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

    Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

    Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

    When Life Gives you Lemons, Make Lemonade! When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

    When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand vodka.

    When life gives you vodka, call all of your friends for a party.

    When life gives you lemons ,it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you apples, its trying to scare your doctor away.

    When life gives you lemons, call him a pervert and ask if he reads fanfiction.

    When life gives you oranges, ask what is with his obsession with citruses.

    When life gives you lemons, it wants you to make lemonade. When life gives you oranges, it wants you to make orange juice. When life gives you apples, it want you to make apple juice. And when life gives you grapes, it wants you to get drunk.

    When life life throws you lemons and it hits you in the eye, tell everyone you know "life is a bitch"

    When life chucks lemons at you and hit hits you where it really hurts, squish the lemons and tell everyone, "life hurts you where it hurts you most"

    When life gives you lemons, cut them up and squeeze it in your water and plant the leftovers seeds. It will grow into a tree eventually!

    When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes.

    When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes.

    When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it.

    When life gives you lemons, thank them and make some lemonade.

    OKAY!! Who is this LIFE and why is he throwing stuff at People? It probably Hurts!! Of course it does! And repost this if you hate Life (and add your own quote to 'Life and Lemons')

    List your favourite TDI characters:

    1. Courtney

    2. Duncan

    3. Cody

    4. Bridget

    5. Geoff

    6. Owen

    7. DJ

    8. Lindsay

    9. Lashawna

    10. Trent



    Have you ever read a 6/11 Fanfic?


    Gay much,

    Do you think 4 is hot?


    Listen, honestly speaking, I am not lesbian. If I was a guy, I would call her hot, though.

    What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?


    I wouldn't do much really! They chose to be lesbian. But that would be so awkward.

    Do you recall any fics about 9


    I remember her being in a fic, but not as a main character.

    Do you think 2 and 6 would make a good couple?


    Certainly not. Duncan is more of a bad boy and Owen is just nice, bubbly and hilarious! And secondly, I doubt that they both are gay. But it would be quite funny watching them try to work it out!

    5/10 or 5/9?


    Seriously? I think Geoff should honestly go with Bridget. But, if I have to choose, I would choose Lashawna because Bridget would hate it if Geoff was gay.

    What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 10 having sex?


    DJ is innocent, kind and naïve. I doubt he would be mean or anything. He would probably just apologize and walk out. Duncan would probably threaten DJ. However, I doubt that Trent and Duncan would have sex. Gay strikes again.

    Is there such thing as a 1 and 8 fluff?


    Not. A. Chance.

    Suggest a title for a hurt/comfort 7/12 fic:


    Black Innocence.

    Make a summary for a 3/10 fic:


    Cody and Trent both are still desperate to win Gwen. Who will land their grasp on her? And who will have scars forever?

    If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?


    “Live While We’re Young” by 1D. It just suits her perfectly!

    When was the last time you read a fic about 5?


    A few months ago. It was a humour/romance with Bridget in it!

    1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted has a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12 then follows the wise advise of 5 and finds true love with 3. What’s your thoughts?


    For starters, Courtney would never actually go out with DJ. And DJ would never run off with someone. And Bridget would never run away from Geoff. Courtney would never have an affair with Gwen. Perhaps she would get advice from Geoff. But, never thought of Cody going out with Courtney. So, all in all, I find it weird.

    What title would you give a fic with the above summary?

    I would call it……..A Mix-up Parody! Or A Total Drama Story!

    How would you feel if 7/8 was a canon?


    I would laugh so hard. I doubt they would even break up! DJ is too soft to break anyone’s heart and Lindsay is far too naïve to even know who she is dating.


    1) Have you ever been asked out? Yep.

    2) Where did you get your default picture? Google Images. Where I get most my stuff from!

    3) What's your middle name? Sapphire. My parents made it based on my eyes. I know. Original.

    4) Your current relationship status? ...I am not single.

    5) Does your crush like you back? Well, we are going out.

    6) What is your current mood? Bored and wanting to laugh.

    7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Seriously? If you are that desperate. it is black.

    8) What color shirt are you wearing? I am wearing a white midriff shirt with a smily face!

    9) Missing something? How the hell do you know? Yeah, my iPod.

    10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Quite a few things.

    11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A cheetah. I love Cheetahs.

    12) Ever had a near death experience? I fell of a bike onto a road. But, a ran off before I got run over. Plus, it wasn't a busy road anyways!

    13) Something you do a lot? Breath.

    14) The song stuck in your head? "Hey Hootabelle" from ABC 4 Kids. What? I was babysitting my cousin! Dont judge me!

    15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

    16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? This chic names Zoe.

    17) When was the last time you cried? Tsss..Long time ago.

    18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Yep, heaps of time.

    19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Super speed.

    20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and maybe hair.

    21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Starbucks? What the hell is that?

    22) What's your biggest secret? Not telling.

    23) Favorite color? Blue.

    24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Spongebob is probably the only one.

    25) What are you? A human. You?

    26) Do you speak any other language? I speak a tiny bit of French. Learning in school.

    27) What's your favorite smell? Never actually thought of it. Vanilla I guess.

    28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Unique.

    29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Not yet...

    30) What are you thinking about right now? Thinking of what I am thinking about right now.

    31) What should you be doing? Finishing this goddamn quiz.

    32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Easy. My brother.

    33) Do you like working in the yard? Umm, never done it before.

    34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? MASTIN!

    35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Nope, he is my best friend after all. You cannot act weird infront of best friends. Who acts differently anyways?

    36) What is your natural hair color? Brown.

    37) Who was the last person to make you cry? ? I dunno. Don't remember. Probably some dick.


    Name: Launa

    Birth date: 12th of March

    Current Location: Australia, Sydney. No more detail required.

    Eye Color: Blue.

    Hair Color: Brown

    Righty or Lefty: Lefty

    Zodiac Sign: Picses


    Your heritage: What?

    Your weakness: My weakness would prboably clowns. I am horrified of them.

    Your fears: Clowns, closed in spaces.

    Your perfect pizza: Melting cheese with chicken or bacon...yum. Or garlic cheese.

    Goal you'd like to achieve: Pass auditions on the X-Factor or make it into Olympics.


    Your thoughts first waking up: Shit. Cross Country running.

    Your best physical feature: ...People say everywhere.

    Your bedtime: 9:00pm-11:30pm

    Your most missed memory: I miss the memories where I misplaced my lost items.


    Pepsi or Coke: Coke.

    McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald

    Adidas or Nike: Nike

    Lipton Tea or Nestea: Dislike tea

    Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: Chocolate

    Cappuccino or coffee: Neither.


    Cuss: What the fuck? Of course I don't fucking swear...*sarcasm implied*

    Take a shower: Yes

    Have a crush: Didn't I already answer this question?

    Think you've been in love: Yeah,

    Want to get married: Yeah.

    Believe in yourself: Yep.

    Think you're a health freak: I love fruit, but I dont diet or anything..


    Gone to the mall: Been forced by my mum.

    Been on stage: Just a few days ago for the school musical.

    Been dumped: Nope.

    Gone skating: Yep!

    Dyed your hair: Do colored highlights count?


    a stripping game: No. End of story.

    Got beaten up: No.

    Changed who you were to fit in: Not a chance!


    Age your hoping to be married: Hoping that I get married before I'm 40

    Age your hoping to have kids: Again before I'm 40


    Best eye color: I like green or blue or hazel.

    Best hair color: I am used to the usual blonde or brown

    Long or Short? Dont really care.


    1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this survey

    1 HOUR AGO: Eating dinner

    1 YEAR AGO: Who knows?


    I LOVE: Humour!!

    I FEEL: Bored.

    I HATE: Clowns

    I HIDE: My private parts

    I MISS: the innocence of being a little kid.

    What a Boyfriend SHOULD


    When she walks away from you mad Follow her

    When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

    When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

    When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

    When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

    When she ignores you Give her your attention

    When she pulls away Pull her back

    When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

    When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

    When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

    When she's scared Protect her

    When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

    When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

    When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

    When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

    When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

    When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

    When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

    When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

    When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

    When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

    When she misses you she's hurting inside

    When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

    When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

    When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

    Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

    When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

    When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

    Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

    Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

    Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

    Tease her and let her tease you back.-

    Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

    Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

    Give her the world.-

    Let her wear your clothes.-

    When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

    Let her know she's important.-

    Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

    When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

    If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you.

    What Love means to a 4-8 year old.

    Slow down for 3 minutes and read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed the question to a group of 4-8 year-olds, ‘What does love mean?’

    The answers the got were broader and deeper than any could have imagined. See what you think:

    ‘When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her, even when his hands got arthritis too. That is love.’ Rebecca, 8.

    ‘When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.’ Billy, 4.

    ‘Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go and smell each other.’ Karl, 5.

    ‘Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.’ Chrissy, 6.

    ‘Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.’ Terri, 4.

    ‘Love is when my mummy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.’ Danny, 7.

    ‘Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tires of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mummy and daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss. Emily, 8.

    ‘Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen. Bobby, 7. (Wow!)

    ‘If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.’ Nikka, 6.

    ‘Love is when you tell a guy you like his short, and then he wears it every day.’ Noelle, 7.

    ‘Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.’ Tommy, 6.

    ‘During my piano recital. I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my dad waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.’ Cindy, 8.

    ‘My mummy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.’ Clare, 6.

    ‘Love is when mummy gives daddy the best piece of chicken.’ Elaine, 5.

    ‘Love is when mummy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.’ Chris, 7.

    ‘Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.’ Mary Ann, 4.

    ‘I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.’ Lauren, 4.

    ‘When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.’ Karen, 7. (What an image!)

    ‘Love is when mummy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn’t think it’s gross.’ Mark, 6.

    ‘You really shouldn’t say “I love you” unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you shou;d say it a lot. People forget.’ Jessica, 8.

    And the final one.

    The sweetest was a four year old whose next door neighbour was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Seeing the man cry, the little boy went to the gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap and just sat there. When his mother asked what he had said to the neighbour, the little boy said, ‘Nothing, I just helped him cry.’


    1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

    Book: After by Morris Gleitzman. " on the table." XD

    2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?

    The atmosphere.

    3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

    The Voice.

    4. Without looking, guess what time it is:


    5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?


    6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

    Voices from ‘The Block’ on TV and my brother playing on his iPad.

    7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

    A while ago, when I went to walk my dogs.

    8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer?

    My PM Inbox.

    9. What are you wearing?

    Ma jersey. XD

    10. Did you dream last night?


    11. When did you last laugh?

    I always laugh!

    12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

    A painting, a picture and the air conditioner.

    13. Seen anything weird lately?

    Yeah, who hasn't?

    14. What do you think of this quiz?

    Personal, different and definitely weird.

    15. What is the last film you saw?

    Oz: The great and powerful!

    16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

    I would buy myself A CHEETAH CUB!!

    17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

    How should I know what you don't know?

    18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

    I would also make a female version of the SOO!

    19. Do you like to dance?


    x You own at least 5 black shirts
    x You like skinny jeans
    x You’re listening to music right now
    x You have painted your fingernails black before
    x You have more than 300 songs on your iPod/ mp3/ iTunes
    x Like the colour black

    x Dislike most girly girls
    x Have dyed your hair dark or want to
    x Sometimes like to be alone
    x Hate popular music
    x Keep hair in front of your face
    x Have given people evil stares
    x Don't get along with parents
    x Life sucks for you
    x Have been called emo
    x Dislike the colours pink, teal and baby blue (I hate pink…but who can hate blue?)
    x Complain a lot (Not that much)
    x Owned a studded belt or want one
    x Listen to rock, metal, screamo music.

    Total: 8/19

    x Own more than 10 mini shorts (NOT EXAGGERATING)
    x Have kissed more than 2 people in one night
    x Have been called a slut (As a joke)
    x Sometimes like to drink
    x Ever wore too tight of a shirt
    x Have been called a tease
    x Flirt with guys (Maybe by accident, someone once called it flirting when we were just playing Wii)
    x Made love to the opposite sex
    x Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
    x Own 5 string bikinis (Jesus Christ, who needs so many bikinis! I only have and need 1!)
    x You kiss because you think it’s fun

    x You own 10 or more tops that reveal your belly (Yeah...I love midriffs!)

    Total: 5/12

    Own at least 5 jerseys
    Have 10 or more trophies
    Wear hair in ponytail, like every day
    Love sports

    Own 5 or more sweatpants
    Don't wear makeup
    Have / had played lacrosse
    Currently playing more than 2 sports
    Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
    You play/ played Basketball on a team
    You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
    You play/ played soccer on a team
    You play/played volleyball on a team
    You run/ran track
    You play/ played football on a team

    Been called a jock
    Have set a record
    Are friends with your coach
    Love watching sports
    Can do 15 push ups without getting tired

    Total: 15/20

    Some Horrible Pokemon Puns

    Good EEVEEning.

    Your stories are so FARFETCH'D.

    I'm gonna RAICHU some pokemon puns.

    Sure, WYNAUT?

    Why don't you come with me on a MAGIKARP- et ride?

    That was quite ONYX-pected of you.

    I only date guys who are MISSINGNO teeth.

    That last fight almost TAURUS apart.

    I wanna PIKACHU in the shower.


    I use MACHOP sticks to eat rice.

    I hope you don't mind I TOGEPI in your shower this morning.

    KAKUNA, RATTATA, it means no worries.

    Thanks to my Doctor my HYPNO longer hurts.

    I hope you wear ABRA.

    I'm going to e-RATICATE all this homework.

    GEODUDE, where's my car?

    My roommate is sick and is KOFFING an awful lot.

    Don't JYNX me.


    Your brothers are hot, I wanna SMOOCHUM.

    You should all be EXEGGCUTED for your terrible puns.

    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.

    Scroll down for each answer.

    The questions are NOT that difficult.

    But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

    >>>The correct answer is:

    Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

    >>> Wrong Answer:

    >>> Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

    >>> Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.

    You just put him in there.

    This tests your memory.

    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.

    How do you manage it?

    >>> Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across.

    Have you not been listening?

    All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.
    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

    Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without mistake. The average person can't.

    this is this cat

    this is is cat

    this is how cat

    this is to cat

    this is keep cat

    this is a cat

    this is retard cat

    this is busy cat

    this is for cat

    this is forty cat

    this is seconds cat

    Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

    Meaning of Each Letter in Your FULL Name (Not including middle name)

    A: Hot
    B: Loves people
    C: A good kisser
    D: Makes people laugh
    E: Has gorgeous eyes
    F: People wild and crazy adore you
    G: Very outgoing
    H: Easy to fall in love with
    I: Loves to smile and laugh
    J: Really sweet
    K: Really silly
    L: Smile to die for
    M: Makes dating fun
    N: Can kick the shit out of you
    O: Has one of the best personalities ever
    P: Popular with all types of people
    Q: A hypocrite
    R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend
    S: Cute
    T: A very good kisser
    U: Is very sexual
    V: Not judgemental
    W: Very broad minded
    X: Never let people tell you what to do
    Y: Is loved by everyone
    Z: Can be funny and dumb at times

    ….A lot of letter in my full name…


    1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

    2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

    3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

    4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

    5. "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"

    6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

    7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

    8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

    9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

    10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of them."

    11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

    12. "Ooooops!"

    I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."


    You have a short temper.

    You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

    You are very competitive.

    You like to play with fire.

    You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

    You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

    You often lose control over yourself.

    You can be quite reckless. You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

    People have often called you insane.

    Total: 7


    You have a calm, laid-back personality.

    You like to go to the beach.

    You rarely get angry. When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

    You think before you act.

    You are good at breaking up fights.

    You are a good swimmer.

    You like the rain.

    You can stay calm in stressful situations.

    You are very generous.

    Total: 5


    You are physically strong.

    You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty.

    You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

    You could easily survive in the wild.

    You care about the environment.

    You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

    You rarely get depressed

    You aren't afraid of anything.

    You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

    Total: 6


    You have a free spirit.

    You hate rules.

    You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

    You hate to be restrained.

    You are very independent and outgoing.

    You are quite intelligent.

    You tend to be impatient.

    You are easily distracted.

    You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

    You wish you could fly.

    Total: 9

    .: DARKNESS:.

    You spend most of your time alone.

    You prefer night-time over daytime.

    You like creepy things.

    You like to play tricks on people.

    Black is your favorite color.

    You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.

    You don't talk much.

    You are atheist.

    You don't mind watching scary movies.

    You love to break the rules.

    Total: 6


    You are polite at times.

    You are spiritual.

    When someone is in trouble, you generally don't hesitate to help them.

    You believe everything you see or hear.

    You are afraid of the dark.

    You hate violence.

    You hope for world peace.

    You are generally a happy person.

    Everyone loves to be around you.

    You always follow the rules.

    Total: 5

    And the winner is…….AIR!

    If You are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

    If you've ever wished that dragons exist in our time, copy and paste this into your profile. (Dat mayhem X3)

    If you have a story stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile (And I'm not writing it down! YAY ME!)

    If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, it didn't X3)

    If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you read this, copy this into your profile. (Sly bastard...)

    If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile.

    If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile.

    If you have ever thought of something funny and started laughing aloud copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever wished you could go into a book, and join the fun in the adventure copy and paste this into your profile.

    To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

    5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

    6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

    7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

    9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

    11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

    18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

    20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

    Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

    Answer these questions about yourself.

    A - AVAILABLE: Maybe

    B - BIRTHDAY: 12th March

    C - CRUSHING ON: Secret!


    E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Brother…Wait, does abusing count?

    F - FAVORITE SONG: Changes a lot…


    H - HOMETOWN: Sydney

    I - IN LOVE WITH: Seriously? Back to this again?

    J - JELLO OR JUICE: Juice


    L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: 8 hours

    M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Chocolate/Strawberry



    S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: I think it was the national anthem. Advance Australia Fair!

    T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 8: something, something am.


    V - VEGETABLE: Potato!

    W - WORST HABIT: Love tackling people!

    X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: Don’t remember…

    Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: My whole life

    Z - ZEBRAS?: Striped!

    Now a huge Contestshipping part

    Proof That Drew and May Go Together!

    1. The roses Drew gives May.

    Rose 1: He gave a rose 'to Beautifly' after May's appeal, in Win, Lose or Drew.

    Rose 2: In Pros and Con Artists, he gave 'her Beautifly' another when he saw her training.

    Rose 3: At the end of Come What May

    Rose 4: In the first of the Grand Festival episodes, he gave her a rose while they were in the middle of an argument.

    2. At the end of Come What May when he gave her the rose:

    May: This is for Beautifly right?

    Drew: *Flicks hair* Yeah, something like that.

    3. In Disguise Da Limit Drew was unable to compete in the contest but he still turned up to see how May did, proving he cares enough to want to know how she did.

    4. At the end of the Grand Festival episodes May is blushing when Drew is walking away.

    5. Drew's jealousy towards Harley in the Grand Festival.

    6. In the first of the Grand Festival epi’s, when Harley caught sight of the rose he says something about it and May then cries "Harley-san!"

    7. Drew caught a Masquerain, a pokemon that can breed with Beautifly...

    8. They helped each other out in the Wynaut epi, and showed that their relationship is growing stronger.

    9. Many people make fun and put down the people they like, to hide their real feelings. Like Drew does? You always hurt the ones you love, right?

    Hints to Contestshipping!

    1. May and Drew 'meet cute'.
    Often two characters who are going to fall in love later on have an ironic first meeting where they form a bad impression of each other. Usually one of them either insults or embarrasses him/herself in front of the other. May and Drew do this, when May nearly hits Drew in the head with a frisbee, and he makes fun of her contest act.

    2. May and Drew bicker.
    Bickering is often a huge clue towards future romance. May and Drew are rivals and therefore you'd expect them to fight anyway, but there are a few details in their dialogue that hints at UST (unresolved sexual tension).

    3. May and Drew fit the 'good girl/bad boy' pattern.
    Quite a common archetype in romance is the upright girl ending up with the arrogant guy. It's used a lot in movies; examples that leap to mind are Princess Leia/Han Solo (Star Wars), Sandy/Danny (Grease) and Ginger/Rocky (Chicken Run). There are certain elements which crop up very frequently in these kind of stories and are also recognizable in May/Drew; for instance:

    The guy is intrigued by the girl right from the start, whereas the girl is repelled by his jerk-like behavior.

    The guy is often very good-looking and considered a catch by most other girls. Sometimes he even has loud, squealing fan-clubs (especially if this is a movie set in a high school). The girl is one of the only people who are not impressed with his charm, and is scornful and dismissive towards him instead.

    The guy will make it his 'quest' to win the girl over. He generally does this by seeking out and antagonizing her. Although she may give as good as she gets, she rarely seeks him out in return or starts arguments with him. She tends to get much angrier during these spats than he does, if he gets angry at all; more often than not, he will merely be amused by their exchanges.

    The guy often makes his feelings towards the girl very clear, but she doesn't take them seriously at first because he does so in a casual, flirtatious manner. She may find herself attracted to him, but will not admit so to others or sometimes even to herself.

    The guy eventually proves to the girl, either slowly over time or in one big, dramatic gesture near the end, that he's not the pillock she took him for, at which point she starts to return the feelings (or realizes she returns them if she already has them).

    Drew likes May

    1. Drew is very interested in May.
    Right from Drew's introductory episode, he is unusually drawn to May. The first time we see him, he is standing on a cliff just above where she is training; we know he had been watching her because he immediately insults the routine she had just been practicing. This meeting sets the tone on the way he behaves to her for the rest of the series. To give a full list of all the times he stares at her, spies on her, goes out of his way to wind her up, shows off to her or otherwise pays attention to her would perhaps be going into too much depth, but suffice it to say, he does it A LOT.

    2. Drew flirts with May.
    Starting in Win, Lose or Drew, there is a recurring theme of Drew giving May roses. The first time, he seems to only do it to wind her up, by telling her that it's really for her Beautifly. The second time, he openly hits on her to begin with ("Isn't that sweet? You even remember my name after all this time. Hi, May"), but then reverts to the Beautifly excuse ("Don't get your hopes up, May. The only reason I even came over here was to see Beautifly again"). The third time, May asks him if it's for Beautifly and he almost admits that it's really for her ("Yeah... something like that"). The most recent rose he gave to her in the Grand Festival, this time without offering any excuses.

    3. Drew dislikes the idea of May being with other boys.
    The earliest hint of this was in Pros and Con Artists, when Ash calls out a friendly greeting and Drew responds with a cold, "Oh. You're May's little friend, right?" The real meat of this argument, however, comes from the Grand Festival. Harley, May's other main rival, spends most of the first two GF episodes hanging around with her, being very clingy and friendly, constantly clasping her hands and gushing about how wonderful she is. The real reason he was doing this was to pretend to be May's friend and stab her in the back later, but Drew apparently interprets it as Harley trying to make a move on her, and therefore spends the whole time watching the two of them from a distance and sulking (he perks up briefly, though, when Harley doesn't get a particularly high score for his appeal).

    Eventually Drew overhears Harley gloating over the success of his plan and busts him. Even after May's found out the truth and she and Harley have officially parted ways, however, Drew shouts at her for trusting him in the first place. This really shows how bothered he was by the whole thing; even after the threat is out of the way, he's still insecure about May being taken in so easily. Once May defeats Harley in battle, though, he seems to cheer up considerably.

    May likes Drew

    1. May encourages Drew's advances.
    As infuriating as she finds him, May is surprisingly pleased when she thinks Drew is giving her a rose, back at her first ever contest. She blushes slightly and says, "This, for me? Thanks Drew!" May surely thought at that point that the rose was meant as a romantic gesture - why else would she blush? - in which case, the fact that she thanks him so warmly is cause to believe that she quite likes the idea of Drew being interested in her. This is supported by the ending of Come What May; when Drew congratulates her on her win and throws her another rose, she asks him teasingly, "I suppose this rose is for Beautifly, too?" It's doubtful that she meant that as a serious question. If she wasn't at all attracted to Drew, then she would have been uncomfortable or guilty at him making his feelings so clear, but if anything she's bantering - even flirting - with him.

    2. May is sensitive to the idea of her and Drew as a couple.
    While May was arguably slightly attracted to Drew in the beginning, it isn't until near the end of the season that she starts to properly like him back. The strongest May-->Drew hints occur in the Grand Festival, and this is one of the biggest ones: Harley, when first introduced to Drew, says or at least implies that he thinks something's going on between May and Drew (his demeanor is basically along the lines of, "oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?"). May blushes and squeaks, "Harley-san!". She does something similar at the end of the GF, too; her mother teases her about the way she's looking at Drew and she freaks out, blushes, whirls around and protests loudly. This is especially significant when bearing in mind that in the season before, somebody had told her she must be in love with Ash, and her only response then was to fold her arms and make a sarcastic reply.

    3. May is very interested in Drew, too!
    This doesn't manifest itself at first - in fact, May's very dismissive towards Drew at the beginning of the series. For example, in Pros and Con Artists, when he tells her he's only there to see Beautifly, she answers, "Then now you can go!" But later on, she begins to show the same signs of suspiciously persistent interest in Drew that he shows towards her. The first tiny clue is actually way back in Win, Lose Or Drew - while Drew's doing his appeal and the gang are all watching on the television backstage, Ash, Brock and Max all try not to sound too impressed out of solidarity to May, but May herself is staring at the screen with her hands clasped under her chin, enrapt. She later acts the same when Robert's on stage, though, so this probably isn't a real hint. She is, however, the only person to notice when Drew leaves the contest early. And the earlier moment is echoed in Fan With A Plan, when May is out training and hears Drew nearby; she spies on him from behind a bush and is very embarrassed when he calls out and reveals that he knew she was there all along.

    When the Grand Festival hits, though, there are quite a few instances where May becomes quite preoccupied with Drew. In the first episode, she seemingly senses him standing some distance away and runs over to him. Later when he shouts at her, she stares after him, deeply upset. In the final epi, when he loses to Robert, she gazes at him with her eyes wobbling in the traditional anime way to show emotion. And of course, at the very end, she watches him walk away on the beach, with the wind blowing her hair around dramatically. She is so fixated on him that she doesn't even notice her friends and mother approaching until Ash physically obscures her view by holding an ice cream in front of her face. Even then, she only manages to keep her attention on them for a couple of seconds before turning back to Drew, her hands clasped in front of her, smiling and blushing. This causes her mother to jump in and tease her.

    You may have heard of this before:

    A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..

    I would like to talk about this. Although I find this somewhat effective against racism towards Black People, I find this joke quite irritating and racist too. Why?

    Well, it is saying that we, white people, are rude and racist to others. That is definitely not true. Not all of us are like that, however there is already a stereotype about us being racist! That’s crazy! Secondly, its calling me, and my friends, and other white people, that we are coloured. That’s kind, isn’t it?


    7 Ways to Scare your roommates

    7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

    6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

    5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

    4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

    3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

    2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

    1) Talk back to your Rice Bubbles. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

    What do you have:
    Step Sister
    Step Brother
    Brother In Law
    Sister In Law
    Half sister
    Half brother
    Mobile phone
    Own bathroom
    Own room
    Have/had a swimming pool
    Have/had a hottub
    Guest room

    Living Room
    Own computer
    Flat TV
    There is some big carpet at your house
    Total so far: 13

    Full size/Queen bed
    More than 8 pairs of shoes
    MP3 Player/iPod

    Nintendo DS or PSP

    Xbox/Xbox 360
    Your Own Laptop

    Basketball net/hoop
    Air hockey table
    Pool table
    Ping pong table
    Foosball table
    Sport gear
    Total so far: 18

    Night stand
    Stereo in bedroom
    surround system
    DVD player in bedroom/portable
    Total so far: 18

    Go shopping at least once a week (grocery, or for a Slurpee at 7/11)
    Expensive cologne/perfume
    camera on phone
    Total so far: 20

    Go Cart/car/quad (Hell, not my own!)

    Any other instrument
    Been on a cruise
    Traveled out of the country
    Had a personal trainer (I WANT TO BE ONE! But…never required one!)
    Expensive jewelry
    Met a Celeb (Reece Mastin! Almost 1D! And almost Jessica Mauboy!)
    Total so far: 24

    Straightener/curling iron
    Have been to a batting cage
    Have $100 on you right now in your pocket/wallet (Not in my wallet…)
    Credit card or ATM card or debit card or bank card
    Have a TV in your room
    Mirror in your room
    Window in your room (No, just a slide in door to a balcony!)
    Been to Paris
    Been to Rome
    Been to Australia
    Been to Switzerland
    Been to Dubai
    Been to Germany
    been to a place written in 7 wonders
    Total so far: 29

    Parents have a car
    Have owned or own a Jet ski/boat
    Had/have Camped
    Been to 3 states/countries/provinces
    Total so far: 32

    Home cooked meal almost everyday
    Been in a limo
    Been in a helicopter
    Own a camera
    Have been to Disneyland/World more than 2 times
    Total: 34

    1-25 = Ghetto!
    26-40 = Average Teen! (YAY, I'm average!)
    41-50 = Spoiled Teen!
    51 = Upper Class Snob!

    50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS (or, you might know some of them from the things above this):

    1, What color is your toothbrush?

    Light blue and white

    2, Name one person who made you smile today.

    My Daddy

    3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning:


    4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

    I was at training!

    5, What is your favorite candy bar?

    Crunchie, or Boost, or Dream

    6, Have you ever been to a strip club?


    7, What is the last thing you said aloud?

    ‘Mum! X-Factor re-cap is on!’

    8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

    Triple Chocolate

    9, What was the last thing you had to drink?


    10, Do you like your wallet?

    It’s fine.

    11, What was the last thing you ate?

    Hot Dog

    12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

    Yep, a new jumper.

    13, The last sporting event you watched?

    A Rabbitohs game for the NRL section

    14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?


    15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

    My friend

    16, Ever go camping?

    Yes, our school takes each grade somewhere every year.

    17, Do you take vitamins daily?


    18, Do you go to church every Sunday?


    19, Do you have a tan?

    Slightly. It is really light golden.

    20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

    No, I hardly ever have Asian food.

    21, Do you drink your soda with a straw?


    22, What did your last text message say?

    ‘Where the hell are you?’

    23, What are you doing tomorrow?

    Who knows? ME!

    25, Look to your left, what do you see?

    A table

    26, What color is your watch?

    I don't wear watches

    27, What do you think of when you hear Australia?


    28, What is your birthstone?


    29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

    Both, mainly eat inside though.

    30, What is your favorite number?


    31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

    My friend

    32, Any plans today?

    All the exciting things happened before.

    33, How many states have you lived in?


    34, Biggest annoyance right now?

    My brother!

    35, Last song listened to?

    Blurred Lines

    36, Can you say the alphabet backwards?

    Yeah, not fluently though.

    37, Do you have a maid service clean your house?


    38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

    Either my thongs, or vans.

    39, Are you jealous of anyone?

    Not really

    40, Is anyone jealous of you?


    41, Do you love anyone?

    42, Do any of your friends have children?

    If my Mum’s friends are my friends

    44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

    Hell, yeah!

    45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily?


    46, What color is your car?

    I don’t have a car!

    47, Do you like cats?


    48. Are you thinking about someone right now?

    Now that you mentioned it, my mind just went blank!

    49, Have you ever been to Six Flags?


    50, How did you get your worst scar?

    I fell down on the road!

    I'm a tom-boy, according to this, but it's still near a tie


    You have blue/green eyes.
    You blush a lot.
    You giggle.
    You are quiet
    You say random, silly, things.
    You have a baby face.
    You wear a more down-to-earth style of clothing. (Don’t know what it means)
    You do not wear halter tops or anything too showy.
    You are under 5 feet 6 inches tall.

    You are a virgin.
    Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
    Your idea of a date is really romantic (or a sports match!)
    You sleep with a stuffed animal
    You like to cuddle.
    You have never played the nervous game.
    You do not even know what the nervous game is.
    TOTAL SO FAR: 10

    You like the color pink/light blue. (BLUE!)
    You tend to wear bright/girly colors. (If neon colours count, but no pink or purple. But there is yellow, and I count that as girly)
    TOTAL SO FAR: 12

    You can be ignorant/oblivious.
    You would consider yourself shy.
    You like happy upbeat music.
    You like "cutesy" music. (Hey Hootabelle!)
    TOTAL SO FAR: 15

    What YOU think is cute:
    You like small animals.
    You like babies a lot.
    Small/mini versions of things make you go "Awww"
    TOTAL: 18

    Multiply how many you got by 4.
    72% cute

    Do you remember…

    When maths was basically 1 1,

    When HPE was just you having fun,

    When English was when a book was being read to you,

    And all your dreams would always come true?

    When History and Geography didn’t exist,

    When school days were filled with bliss,

    When music was just singing nursery rhymes,

    And there was hope you could someday fly?

    When love was only with your parents,

    On your birthday, there was always a special present,

    You would only marry your dad,

    And lovey-dubby things such as kissing, were all such a drag!

    When the scariest punishment was a time out,

    There was nothing you could worry about,

    Where childhood innocence was always the way,

    To get out of trouble every day?

    Don’t you remember when we were young?

    There was no stress, it was all fun!

    When life was all about fun and games,

    Those were my favourite days!

    Come and join the CHILDHOOD REVOLUTION! Simply add you name to the list: maycontestdrew (Launa),


    You have been called sexy

    You receive heaps of attention at parties

    You have asked someone whether they are single or not

    You wear exposing clothes

    You wear bikinis

    You have watched Sex in the City

    You have gone out with someone

    You do cheerleading or dance

    You are considered popular or a TC

    You frequently wear short shorts

    Make-up is a major part of your look

    You love sport or love watching the opposite gender playing sport

    You know of people who like you

    You have kissed a guy before

    You have been ‘whistled’

    You have considered being a model

    You hardly ever get A’s

    You must have a fake spray-tan

    You are rather skinny

    You find this test sexy

    NOW, multiply the amount you got by 5, and add a percent sign!

    15x 5 = 75%

    Funniest Things To do:

    1. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
    2. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
    3. Put a dora doll in the middle of K-Mart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
    4. Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
    5. Go to a pet shop and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow
    6. Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
    7. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
    8. Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
    9. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
    10. Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
    11. Go to K-Mart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
    12. Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
    13. Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
    14. Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go aplpy for a job at burger king.
    15. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment
    16. In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
    17. Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
    18. Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
    19. Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon
    20. Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
    21. Go to a horror movie and when everyones quiet scream as loud asyou can... see who jumps.
    22. Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
    23. Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
    24. When you are in a public bathroom yell NOOOOO the toilet took my poop.
    25. Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
    26. Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
    27. Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
    28. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
    29. Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
    30. Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
    31. Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
    32. Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?".
    33. Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
    34. Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no tiolet paper in here!!!"
    35. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
    36. Go to Wooworths and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!".
    37. Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
    38. Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
    39. Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.
    40. Go to a movie, and when ever there is a gunshot, scream,"HIT THE FLOOR!!!" And hide under your seat.
    41. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
    42. Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
    43. Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, Theres no toilet paper left !!"
    44. Tie a baloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.
    45. Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.
    46. Smear peanut butter all over yourself and go next door and ask for some bread.
    47. Superglue a fake iphone to the ground outside the apple store and watch the mayhem unfold...
    48. Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.
    49. Knock on a random door and when then answer Shout "I DON'T KNOW YOU!!" and run away screaming!
    50. Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Woolworths and buy a cartfull of bananas.
    51. Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!".
    52. Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.
    53. Go into a public place wearing black clothes and follow people telling them your their shadow.
    54. Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
    55. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
    56. Go out in public. then when you see an old guy, go up to him, hug him and shout grandpa your alive.
    57. Put an "Open House" sign in front of a random neighbors house.
    58. Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
    59. In a very busy shopping mall keep yelling out jake come here plz until a guy named jake comes to you.
    60. Mail a doughnut to the police officers .
    61. Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.
    62. Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal, then yell SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!!
    63. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.
    64. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
    65. Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
    66. Apply for a job at burger king and say your name is wendy mcdonald.
    67. When at Woolworths run in and find a random person then jump in someones cart saying " ahoy matey!".
    68. Go to a couple then scream at the man "you left me for her?!".
    69. Go to wal-David Jones and hide in the clothes ,when someone comes pop out and say IM FROM NARNIA !
    70. Buy a package of fish bring it to the vet and scream it's dead!
    71. Get up in the middle of Social Studies and yell "They are coming!" then run out screaming.
    72. In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at other passengers like they're crazy.
    73. Go to ikea. Hide in a wardrobe. When you hear someone walk by, shout "FOR NARNIA!!!".
    74. Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"
    75. Run down the street saying "theyre after meh lucky charms" in a little green suit.
    76. Walk into a restaurant (avoiding the hostess) and start to take peoples order.
    77. Hug a stranger then push them back angrily and say "GET OFF ME WEIRDO".
    78. Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
    79. Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go to burger king.
    80. In a mall shout "hey Pervert" and count how many people turn around.
    81. Go to mcdonalds dressed as an emo and order a happy meal with extra happy.
    82. Go to a romantic movie and every time people are about to kiss scream loudly and throw popcorn.
    83. On a really hot day walk outside in ski gear and yell 'whats wrong with you !
    84. Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.
    85. Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun.
    86. Buy a cup from burger king and go and ask mcdonalds for a refill.
    87. Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.
    88. Stand in front of a chinese resturant and ask everyone who comes out... "Are you a ninja warrior?"
    89. Walk up to an old person and ask them what they want to be when they grow up.
    90. Be loud in a library then tell the person who gets mad at you to shutup its a library.
    91. Go to Woolworths and move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
    92. In the middle of a crowd, yell, I peed! and see how many people run away.
    93. Walk up to somebody and say "Im not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
    94. Go to the mall and scream "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" and have a melt down (try to fall in a fountain).
    95. Walk into bugerking dress as ronald mcdonald and order a big mac.
    96. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
    97. Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away.
    98. Call Dominoes and ask them for Pizza Hut's number.
    99. Write "Free Gumballs" on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch.
    100. Go into a public bathroom and ask the person next to you if they come here often.

    THE AWKWARD QUIZ! How awkward are you? (90%)

    1. You have had ten tabs open, and don't remeber which one is playing music.
    2. You ran out of toilet paper, and realised it too late - and had to call someone to get it for you.
    3. You're noticed you've been pronouncing a word wrong all your life.
    4. You were talking, and then realised that no one was listening.
    5. You've already said, "What?" three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.
    6. The teacher was helping the person beside you, concluding with his/her ass in your face.
    7. You've spent half a movie trying to figure out where you have seen that actor before.
    8. You were digging a hole to hide a body and you found another body.
    9. You didn't hear what somebody told you, so you smiled. Afterwards, it appeared that it was a question.
    10. You got ready to say something, but the subject changed.
    11. You threw your phone onto your bed and it decided to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and kill a cat. (O.O Simliar, but not as severe! XD)
    12. Your granny has been more gangster than you. (XD LEt's face it, she did bunny ears in a photo!)
    13. In class, you were talking to your friend. Suddenly, the class went quiet. (MORE THAN ONCE! XD)
    14. You noticed that someone's zipper was down, and you desperately want to tell them - yet you don't want them to think you've been looking DOWN THERE!
    15. During a test, you simply burst out laughing because you know NOTHING and you know you're fucked up.
    16. Your phone doesn't have enough battery for you to take pics or call someone, but has enough battery to keep constantly reminding you every 10 seconds that it needs to be charged.
    17. Two people were taking a pic of you, and you had no idea which one to look at.
    18. You're in class, and your leg is shaking and you cannot get it to stop.
    19. You're telling a true story, but you're constantly laughing so everyone thinks you're lying.
    20. Your teacher was looking for a volunteer to do something, and you accidently made eye contact. (XD ALWAYS!)

    1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
    2. Guys love flirts.
    3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
    4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
    5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
    6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they ALWAYS think about the girl they truly care about.
    7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
    8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
    9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
    10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
    11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
    12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
    13. Guys cry!!!!!!!!
    14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
    15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
    16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
    17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
    18. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
    19. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
    20. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow."
    21. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
    22. Guys hate gays!
    23. Guys love their moms
    24. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
    25. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
    26. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
    27. Guys are very open about themselves.
    28. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
    29. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
    30. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
    31. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
    32. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.
    33. Guys virtually brag about anything
    34. Guys think too much.
    35. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
    36. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
    37. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
    38. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
    39. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
    40. This took me forever.

    It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

    They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

    I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

    As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

    Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

    Life is like a pack of gum... I've yet to figure out why.

    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

    Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

    Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out

    Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I loved you. I was doing fine till I ran out of stars.

    To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

    It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

    Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

    Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes

    You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

    Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

    I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

    · If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

    · What disease did cured ham have?

    · Why do we say we “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every hour and a half?

    · Why do alarm clocks “go off” when they start making noise?

    · Instead of “All things in moderation,” shouldn’t it be “Some things in moderation”?

    · Why do we yell “Heads up!” when we should be yelling “Heads down!”?

    · Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?

    · When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English”?

    · Why is it called the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

    · Why are they called marbles if they’re made out of glass?

    · If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of its orbit?

    · What color hair do bald men put on their driver’s license?

    · How do you know when it’s time to tune your bagpipes?

    · How do you throw away a garbage can?

    · Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?

    · When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a “near miss”? Shouldn’t it be a “near hit”?

    · How can something be both “new” and “improved”?

    · Why do we shut up, but quiet down?

    · How did the “Keep Off the Grass” sign get there in the first place?

    My name means LAUNA:

    L: smile to die for
    A: hot
    U: is very sexual (Um…)
    N: can kick the _ out of you (HELL, YEAH!)
    A: hot (Again)

    A: hot
    B: loves people
    C: good kisser
    D: makes people laugh
    E: Has gorgeous eyes
    F: people wild and crazy adore you
    G: very outgoing
    H: easy to fall in love with
    I: loves to laugh and smile
    J: is really sweet
    K: really silly
    L: smile to die for
    M: makes dating fun
    N: can kick the _ out of you
    O: has one of the best personalities ever
    P: popular with all types of people
    Q: a hypocrite
    R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
    S: cute
    T: very good kisser
    U: is very sexual
    V: not judgmental
    W: very broad minded
    X: never let people tell you what to do
    Y: is loved by everyone
    Z: can be funny and dumb at times

    "Why Do Boys Fall in Love with Girls?"

    1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.

    2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

    3. How cute they look when they sleep.

    4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .

    5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

    6. How cute they are when they eat.

    7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

    8. Because they are always warm even when it's minus 30 outside.

    9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

    10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

    11. How cute they are when they argue.

    12. The way her hand always finds yours.

    13. The way they smile.

    14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

    15. The way she says "Let's not fight anymore," even though you know that an hour later...

    16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

    17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you."

    18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

    19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

    20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.

    21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

    22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it.)

    23. The way they say "I miss you."

    24. The way you miss them.

    25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

    26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you.

    Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them, it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world, they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice.

    It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

    This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter.


    Yesterday - is history.

    Tomorrow - is mystery.

    But today - is a gift.

    That's why it's called present.

    - Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water.

    - What do you mean you can't? The only thing you can't, is biting your own back, everything else is possible!

    - Luck turned it's back on you? Kick it in the butt and it'll definitely turn around to see who did it!

    - And promised God to the Man that he will be able to find a good and obedient woman in any corner of the Earth. And made the Earth round. And laughed and laughed and laughed...

    - Life is evil. Want proof? Evil - livE.

    - If you have crazy friends, you have everything!

    - Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

    Hi All,

    Here's something to make you stop and think!

    Please read the whole message!

    S L O W D A N C E:

    Have you ever watched kids

    on a merry-go-round

    Or listened to the rain

    slapping on the ground?

    Ever followed a butterfly's erratic


    Or gazed at the sun into the fading


    You better slow down

    Don't dance so fast

    Time is short

    The music won't last

    Do you run through each day on the


    When you ask "How are you?"

    do you hear the reply?

    When the day is done,

    do you lie in your bed

    With the next hundred chores

    running through your head?

    You'd better slow down

    Don't dance so fast

    Time is short

    The music won't last

    Ever told your child,

    We'll do it tomorrow

    And in your haste, not see his


    Ever lost touch,

    Let a good friendship die

    'Cause you never had time

    to call and say "Hi"?

    You'd better slow down

    Don't dance so fast

    Time is short

    The music won't last When you run so fast to get somewhere

    You miss half the fun of getting


    When you worry and hurry through your


    It is like an unopened gift...

    Thrown away...

    Life is not a race.

    Do take it slower

    Hear the music

    Before the song is over.


    If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews in your email, paste this into your profile

    f you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

    If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

    If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

    If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

    If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

    If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile:

    My name is Sarah

    I am but three,

    My eyes are swollen

    I cannot see

    I must be stupid

    I must be bad,

    What else could have made

    My daddy so mad?

    I wish I were better

    I wish I weren't ugly,

    Then maybe my mommy

    Would still want to hug me.

    I can't speak at all

    I can't do a wrong

    Or else I'm locked up

    All the day long

    When I awake

    I'm all alone

    The house is dark

    My folks aren't home.

    When my mommy does come

    I'll try and be nice,

    So maybe I'll get just

    One whipping tonight

    Don't make a sound!

    I just heard a car

    My daddy is back

    From Charlie's Bar.

    I hear him curse

    My name he calls

    I press myself

    Against the wall.

    I try and hide

    From his evil eyes

    I'm so afraid now

    I'm starting to cry.

    He finds me weeping

    He shouts ugly words,

    He says it's my fault

    That he suffers at work.

    He slaps me and hits me

    And yells at me more,

    I finally get free

    And I run for the door.

    He's already locked it

    And I start to bawl,

    He takes me and throws me

    Against the hard wall.

    I fall to the floor

    With my bones nearly broken,

    And my daddy continues

    With more bad words spoken.

    "I'm sorry," I scream

    But it's now much too late

    His face has been twisted

    Into unimaginable hate.

    The hurt and the pain

    Again and again

    Oh, please God, have mercy!

    Oh please let it end!

    And he finally stops

    And heads for the door

    While I lay there motionless

    Sprawled on the floor.

    My name is Sarah

    And I am but three,

    Tonight my daddy,

    Murdered me.


    "You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something." -Winston Churchill.

    "The difference between can and cannot is only three letters. Three letters that can shape your life's direction." –Remez Sasson

    "Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it, and the imagination to improvise. The worse enemy of creativity is self-doubt." -Sylvia Plath

    "The boundaries which divide Life from Death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where the one ends, and where the other begins?" -Edgar Allan Poe

    “Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.” ― Edgar Allan Poe

    “All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “Years of love have been forgot, In the hatred of a minute.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “All religion, my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “Sometimes I’m terrified of my heart; of its constant hunger for whatever it is it wants. The way it stops and starts.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “It is by no means an irrational fancy that, in a future existence, we shall look upon what we think our present existence, as a dream.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “Poetry is the rhythmical creation of beauty in words.” -Edgar Allan Poe

    “A loving heart is the truest wisdom.” -Charles Dickens

    “A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.” -Martin Luther King Jr.

    “A most important key to successful leadership is your ability to direct and challenge the very best that is in those whom you lead.” -Unknown

    “A person starts to live when he can live outside of himself.” -Albert Einstein

    “A successful man continues to look for work after he has found a job” -Unknown

    “Always do what you are afraid to do.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

    “Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.” -James Fallows

    “Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new” -Albert Einstein

    “Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.” -Winston Churchill

    “Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.” -Unknown

    “Choice, not circumstances, determines your success.” -Unknown

    “Compassion and tolerance are not a sign of weakness, but a sign of strength.” -Dalai Lama

    “Courage is knowing what not to fear.” -Plato

    “Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.” -Mark Twain

    “Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.” -Winston Churchill

    “Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.” -Winston Churchill

    “Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave the trail.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

    “Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.” -John F. Kennedy

    “Everything that we see is a shadow cast over by that which we do not see.” -Martin Luther King, Jr.

    “The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.” -Ayn Rand

    “Never, never, never give up.” -Winston Churchill

    “If you don't love yourself, you can not love others. You will not be able to love others. If you have no compassion for yourself then you are not able of developing compassion for others.” -Dalai Lama

    "Go back a little to leap further." -John Clarke

    "It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed." -Theodore Roosevelt

    "Half of the failures in life come from pulling one's horse when he is leaping." -Thomas Hood

    "I failed my way to success." -Thomas Edison

    "Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win, by fearing to attempt." -William Shakespeare

    "Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success." -Napoleon Hill

    "Failure is blindness to the strategic element in events; success is readiness for instant action when the opportune moment arrives." -Newell D. Hillis

    "They fail, and they alone, who have not striven. -Thomas Bailey Aldrich

    "We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do." -Samuel Smiles

    Here's something else: A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground while she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu." Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

    Bare with all this stuff, I'm don't wanna die! X3


    WHAT AM I?

    You own a cell phone.
    You own something from Abercrombie (What?)
    You own something from pacsun (Again, what?)
    You own something from Hollister (Oh, for fuck’s sake, WHAT?)
    You own something from American Eagle (Just... *sighs* WHAT???)
    You love/like going to the mall.
    (I guess it depends for what.)
    You own an iPod/MP3 player.
    You love Starbucks.
    You have been called a brat.
    You hate buying things that are on sale
    You have more than one house
    Total : 3

    Black is one of your favorite colors.
    You have thought about death. (Who hasn't?)

    You wear chains.
    You like heavy metal
    You've shopped at Hot Topic.
    You have worn black lipstick.
    Your hair was/is dark
    You dislike preps.
    You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.(I don’t have a religion, so…)
    Total : 3

    You can skateboard

    You've worn plaid. (What’s a plaid?)
    You like Converse (As in, shoes?)
    You hate MTV
    You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (Streak of blue! :D)
    You dislike pink.
    You hate/dislike preps.
    You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
    Total : 4

    You love the computer.
    You like Harry Potter
    You get straight A's.
    You love/like reading.
    You don't care what you look like (Believe it or not, EVERYONE cares.)
    You have a curfew
    You always do your homework.
    You never miss school unless you're sick. (When I’m physically injured, I’m allowed to stay! Or, because of the fires! *mischievous grin*
    Total :3

    You cut yourself over depression
    You have been depressed.
    You have black rimmed glasses.
    You like the band Evanescence
    You cry easily
    You like emo music
    You hate being called emo. (Well, yeah, because it’s not true!)
    You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
    You have written a sad poem (Why not?)
    You think emo chicks/Guys are hot (XD Some are, some aren’t. It’s not based on whether they’re emo or not.
    Total : 2

    You like rap.
    You are/was in a gang. (Gang? GANG? I have a group of friends, but not a GANG.)
    You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
    You swear once in a while or a lot.
    You have freestyled.(What?
    You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. (What is that supposed to mean?)
    You can break dance (Not properly! DX)
    Total : 2

    You like loud music
    You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
    You never walk anywhere.
    You wear slip-on shoes.
    You wear/wore Vans.
    You like the band panic! at the disco
    You wear band t-shirts.
    People have called you a freak and meant it. (XD)
    You love to "hardcore" dance.
    hair has been died more than 1 color. (TWO DIFFERENT SHADES OF BLUE!)
    Total: 5

    You watch/watched the Superbowl.
    You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
    You collect your jerseys.
    You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
    You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
    Your garage consists of sports equipment
    You belong/belonged to a school team.
    You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
    You have a specific number (A what?)
    Total: 7


    Do you have a crush?

    XD Sure.

    Who do you like?

    Why should you care?

    How many guys like you?

    Currently on FFN: 3. Yeah, I’m stuck in something similar to a love triangle! IRL: More than 3.

    Truth or Dare?



    Because I’m GUTSY!

    Am I annoying you?

    Fuck, yes.

    Are you a good dancer?

    People say I am… So… *sheepish smile*

    Can you sing?

    Everyone can sing. Can I sing well? Not to brag, but yes. I’m a soloist for the school choir.

    Can you act?

    What? Me? Acting? Noooo… It’s not like I’m a lead role in every school production or anything! *sarcasm implied*

    Should I leave?

    Do you really want the truth?

    Do you think the guy you like likes you back?

    XD I don’t THINK so – I KNOW so.

    Should I make a dramatic exit?

    If you mean tripping over the TV cord then yes. Or, I’ll do it for you! *throws this quick down a cliff*

    Pokespe Quiz Kyaaa. I can't wait to see who I get!


    [x] You don't give up easily.
    [x] You’re quick on your feet, as in, you have a plan prepared when put on the spot. (
    [x] You tend to be awkward or silly without realizing until it's too late.
    [ ] If you lose, you just work that much harder.
    [x] You stand up for other people's well being more than your own, usually trying to help them.
    [ ] You have/had a Poliwrath as part of your main team in any Pokemon game.
    [ ] You blush around a person of the opposite sex often.
    [ ] You're generally a nice, easy going person.(I dunno. That’s not up to me to decide!)
    [x] You're very popular with people.

    TOTAL: 5

    [ ] You tend to take things very seriously.
    [x] You're annoyed easily.
    [ ] You're always calm and collected, given any situation.
    [ ] You're very wise and mature.
    [ ] You're seen as a jerk, when really you're just going about your own business.
    [ ] You think two steps ahead at all times.
    [x] You tend to keep a wide variety of Pokemon with you at most times.
    [x] Your parent or grand parent is well known.
    [ ] You've gotten 2nd place a lot of the time. (I hate to brag, but I mainly come first in races…)
    [ ] You seem to have a "care less" attitude, but deep down you truly care about your friends.

    TOTAL: 3


    [x] You're very cunning and tricky.
    [x] You are/were a bit of a thief.
    [x] You're good looking, which you can use to your advantage.
    [ ] You take advantage of people.
    [ ] You like the color pink.
    [ ] You don't like birds.
    [ ] You mostly keep "Normal" Pokemon.
    [x] You like/love cute things.
    [x] You like to mess with people.
    [x] You have blue eyes.

    TOTAL: 6


    [ ] You're shy. Very shy.
    [x] You have been mistaken for the opposite sex. {Funniest thing EVER!}
    [ ] You usually wear a hat.
    [x] You can connect with people easily.
    [ ] You like to fish. (Damn, fishing hates me!)
    [ ] You just can't seem to tell that special someone how you really feel, huh?
    [ ] Most of the Pokemon you have are/were from other people.
    [ ] You dislike Pokemon evolving.
    [ ] You blush a lot. Even when there is nothing to really blush about.
    [ ] You absolutely love Pikachu.

    TOTAL: 2


    [ ] You're very obnoxious, to the point where people wanna punch you.
    [ ] You're very good at pool/billiards.
    [x] You ride a skateboard or scooter often. (Well, I know how to!)
    [ ] You're very arrogant or full of yourself.
    [x] You like animals and/or have a house full of them.
    [ ] You like to show off.
    [x] You tend to hatch Pokemon Eggs a lot.
    [ ] You like to hit on people.
    [ ] You like the Pokemon Aipom or Ambipom.
    [x] You give people nicknames.

    TOTAL: 4


    [ ] On first impression, you're very distant and cold.
    [ ] You're very quiet.
    [ ] You take things almost too seriously.
    [ ] You seem angry a lot of the time.
    [ ] You'd rather keep a low profile.
    [ ] You think your best friend is annoying.
    [x] There's this one person that you would do anything for.
    [x] You have/had a Sneasel/Weavile as part of your main team in any Pokemon game.
    [x] You're quick to anger.
    [x] You choose a Pokemon based on power rather than the Pokemon itself. (Sometimes…)

    TOTAL: 4 (Aww, I was hoping to be the hottie! XD)


    [ ] You're a hard worker.
    [ ] You work more than you play.
    [x] You tend to rely on your legs more than your arms.
    [x] You can kick pretty hard.
    [x] You like stars. [x] You've actually completed the PokeDex in any game. If this is true, I salute you.(Not National…)
    [ ] You're never a violent person. Even when mad.
    [x] You catch a lot of Pokemon, as opposed to trading, breeding, gifts, etc. (Well, you have to catch them to breed them!)
    [x] You've worked with young children at a school once in your life.
    [x] There is one person that you can't stand, but can't be without them. (My mum)

    TOTAL: 7


    [x] You have a scar somewhere on your body.
    [x] You love Pokemon Contests.
    [ ] You've suffered a near fatal accident as a child.
    [x] You're attracted to the "wild and crazy" type. (Actually, I am attracted to most types!)
    [ ] You wear glasses.
    [ ] You like to dress up your animals.
    [x] You sometimes forget things that are important.
    [ ] Your birthstone is the ruby.
    [ ] You tend to hide things from people.
    [x] You can run very fast.

    TOTAL: 5


    [ ] You dislike clothes. (The hell? I am not a stripper!)
    [x] You're wild and dangerous
    [x] You prefer Pokemon battling over anything else in the games.
    [x] You're attracted to the calm, relaxed type.
    [x] You're a tough person, but you're still sweet and bubbly deep down.
    [x] You make a lot of bets.
    [ ] The person you like doesn't show any interest.
    [x] You have an outfit someone made for you, or at least an article of clothing.
    [ ] Your birthstone is the sapphire.
    [x] Someone you know suffered because you were scared to do anything. (In a way…)

    TOTAL: 7


    [x] You're short.
    [x] You have a past you like to keep hidden.
    [x] You love Pokemon battles.
    [x] You use a lot of machinery or technology wherever you go. (MY PHONE!)
    [ ] You tend to borrow things from your friends.
    [ ] Your favorite color is green.
    [ ] You're older than you actually appear.
    [ ] You wear long sleeved clothes.
    [ ] You have/had a Sceptile as part of your main team in any Pokemon game.
    [ ] You enjoy the Battle Frontier in any Pokemon game.

    TOTAL: 4


    [x] You like to eat...a lot.
    [x] You're protective over certain people.
    [ ] You're quiet sometimes.
    [ ] You make puns at inappropriate times.
    [ ] You tend to be the follower.
    [ ] You're very laid back, not caring what people do.
    [ ] Most of the Pokemon you use are slow and bulky.
    [ ] The person you like is out of your league.
    [ ] You're kind of a dimwit.
    [x] You can cook.

    TOTAL: 2


    [x] You're very hasty at times.
    [x] You like to make jokes, preferably with a partner.
    [ ] You're very bossy and like to take charge.
    [x] You usually hit your friends
    [x] You call people by their full name when you're serious.
    [x] You see stand up comedians as an inspiration.
    [ ] You wake up earlier than your friends.
    [x] You have mostly fast Pokemon on your team.
    [x] You've learned a lot from your mother/father. (Who hasn’t?)
    [x] You've known your best friend since first grade.

    TOTAL: 8


    [ ] Your family is very rich.
    [x] You enjoy to travel.
    [x] You like to try new things.
    [x] People often worry about you.
    [ ] You tend to lie every once in a while.
    [ ] You're a much better writer than speaker.
    [ ] You like get dressed up for special occasions.
    [ ] You dislike the cold weather.
    [x] People take care of you more than you take care of yourself.
    [x] You have been called a princess/prince.

    TOTAL: 5


    1. 1. Pearl
    2. 2. Sapphire/Crystal
    3. 3. Blue
    4. 4. Ruby/Platina/Red
    5. 5. Emerald/Gold/Silver
    6. 6. Green
    7. 7. Diomand/Yellow

    Number your 12 random Deltora Quest characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

    1. Doom

    2. Lief

    3. Barda

    4. Jasmine

    5. Dain

    6. Lindal

    7. Sharn

    8. Marilen

    9. Ranesh

    10. Prandine

    11. Glock

    12. Nerida

    1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

    (Lindal/Glock) Nope. And I hope I won't O_O

    2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

    (Jasmine) Erm, she’s not hot. Probably cute for MALES, though.

    3) What would happen if 12 got Eight pregnant?

    (Nerida/Marilen) I'd die of horror. HOW THE HELL CAN THAT EVEN HAPPEN? XD

    4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

    (Ranesh) I haven’t read many of them, but several involve him and Marilen.

    5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

    (Lief/Lindal) O.O I don’t think so… Lindal is far too old for him!

    6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

    Dain/Ranesh or Dain/Prandine? ... Uh, neither make much sense. *cough* Gay alert. *cough* But, the second one would probably make more sense. They both are Ols. XD

    7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

    (Sharn/Lief/Nerida) HOW DID NERIDA WOO YOU IN, LIEF? HOW? Anyways, Sharn would probably be shocked about her son having sex at a young age, but let him to as he pleases. After all, he is the king!

    8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic

    (Barda/Prandine) Barda is sent out to investigate the ceased Shadow Lands, in order to observe any suspicious acts. However, when he spots a familiar Ol – what will happen?

    9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

    (Doom/Marilen) Please... bleach my brain.

    10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

    (Sharn/Nerida) Her councillor.

    11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

    (Jasmine/Doom) O_O No, just no. They're relatives for crying out loud! FATHER AND DAUGHTER!

    12) Does anyone of your friends read Three het?

    (Barda) What?

    13) Does anyone of your friends write or draw Eleven

    (Glock) If I ask them to, they probably would!

    14) Would anyone of your friends write Two/Four/Five ?

    (Lief/Jasmine/Dain) Actually, why not? I mean, it makes perfect sense! Dain comes back to retrieve his love for Jasmine, but Lief is determined to keep Jasmine. XD

    15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?


    ... My mind interpreted that the wrong way...

    16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

    (Marilen) I'm not good at that shit.

    17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

    (Doom/Lindal/Nerida) Warning: Insanity. I was high when writing this.

    18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

    (Prandine/Lief) O_O

    Hey baby, King Arthur isn't the only king with a big round thing. (?)

    19) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

    (Doom and Ranesh are in a happy relationship until Ranesh suddenly runs off with Jasmine. Doom, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Glock and a brief unhappy affair with Nerida, then follows the wise advice of Dain and finds true love with Lief.)

    So. Many. Wrong. Things.

    Well, for one thing, Ranesh and Doom would NOT hit off. Even if Doom was Bi – which he IS NOT. XD And I don’t see ANY of those pairings working, except maybe Ranesh and Jasmine – but they already have Marilen and Lief. XD

    Dain would not give wise advice, or at least, Doom wouldn’t listen to him. HE WAS WORKING WITH THE SHADOW LORD!

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    Please copy and paste this to your profile if you're constantly being asked to copy and paste things to your profile by friends who copy and paste things to their profiles. Many people won't copy and paste this, but my truly sarcastic friends will copy and paste this because they know this was copied and pasted from a dear friend in need of more stuff to copy and paste; and if you don't copy and paste it, then this means you hate bacon. And if you hate bacon, the terrorists win.

    You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
    Copy and paste this on your profile! (but not with my info)

    ARE YOU?

    1. Perfect? Is anyone?
    2. Tall? Nope.
    3. In your pyjamas? Dude, just had brunch.
    4. Left handed? Yeah.


    1. Friend you saw: My friend. XD
    3. Person to text you: My grandma. I know: WHAT???
    4. Was today better than yesterday? Eh…


    1. Number: 9.
    2. Color(s): Almost every shade of blue.
    3. Fruit: Um… Banana.
    4. Place: The field.


    1. Are you missing someone right now? Yeah!
    2. Are you happy? Yeah, except for the fact that I didn't get enough sleep. 3. Are you sad? I avoid that emotion. 4. Are you bored? Why do you think I’m doing this quiz?
    6. Are you nervous? Nope, I’m Launa.
    8. Are you tired? Again, I’m Launa.


    1. Real name? Launa. Get the picture?
    2. Nick names? Lo, Looneh, Luneh, Lauizzle and a few others.
    3. Eye color? Blue.
    4. Zodiac sign? Picies.
    5. Male or female? Female.
    6. Slut? -_- Hope not.
    7. Smart? Average.
    8. Hair color? Brown.
    9. Long or short? My hair? Or my height?
    10. Sweats or Jeans? Sweats.
    11. Phone or Camera? My phone is my camera.
    12. Drink or Smoke? Why not either?
    13. Righty or lefty? See above.


    1. First best friend? Skylar! Not on FFN.
    2. First crush? Eh…
    3. First pet? Long gone. T-T
    4. First big vacation? Um… We’ve been to A LOT of places.


    1. Eating? My saliva.
    2. Drinking? Again, my saliva.
    3. I'm about to: I have no idea.
    4. Listening to? The air conditioner and the atmosphere.
    5. Plans for today? Tour!


    1. Shorter or taller? Eh, taller than me?
    2. Romantic or spontaneous?
    3. Sensitive or loud? Eh…
    4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship.


    1. Drank bubbles? Bubbles in a fizzy drink.
    2. Lost glasses/contacts? Nope. Never had them.
    3. Ran away from home? XD Yup. In fact, I’m in the middle of the desert, I have given up on searching for food for my survival, and decided to do this quiz. Duh!
    4. Broken someone's heart? Yeah.
    5. Been arrested? How else would I end up in the desert?


    1. Miracles? Yeah.
    2. Yourself? I have to.
    3. Heaven? Yeah.
    4. Santa Claus? XD
    4. Love? Yeah.
    5. Do you like someone? Who doesn't nowadays?
    6. Do you believe in God? Not exactly.
    7. Answered the truth on all questions? Ahahaha, yeah! *cough* I just lied then.

    1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I fell on the road. XD Stupid me.


    3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I am supposed to know, how?

    4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Basically anything.



    7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? XD No assignment.

    8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Well, there are many things.

    9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? I'm pretty short. 158cm.






    15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? … The Harbour Bridge? XD Kidding!


    17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Nothing beats BBQ Chicken or Hawaiian.

    18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pizza, because it was just mentioned.

    What the hell happened to 19 and 20?





    26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yep! 4 dogs, 1 cat and a little pest called Cody who is supposed to be my little brother!

    27. WHAT KIND IS IT? … Answered above.

    28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? You can't really control who you fall in love with...



    31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? Brunette, because I’m one! BOOM! XD Kidding, I like both.


    33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? A question like this where, moments ago, you have billions of answers in your head, but when the question arrives, all answers disappear.

    34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE UK? … Totally!

    35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? Golf…






    42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My looks and my speed. -.-





    47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope.




    52. ANY BAD HABITS? Yeah.



    56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Not to me.


    58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Synchron Cortex.




    63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Me? Sarcastic? No…


    65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Every guy is different.

    66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Luneh, Looneh, Lo, Lau and a lot of others.

    67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Reece Mastin, Jessica Mauboy, Avicii, 1D, Maroon5 and Katy Perry.






    74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? I'm not old enough to drive...

    76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The atmosphere!

    77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? … Don’t remember. Water?

    78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Cousin. Whining to me about her BF. XD


    80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? I’ll say books: The Book Thief, The Running Man, Red Sky in the Morning AND THE FAULT IN OUR STARS!

    81. FAVORITE THING TO DISLIKE? Things I don’t like! XD

    82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November or September.

    83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? ... Not sure.

    85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Light brown.

    86. EYE COLOR? Blue/gray.



    91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Not sure!

    92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? 29th of July. Not favourite, but most memorable.

    93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Guitar, drums and vocals.


    95. KISSES OR HUGS? Both?

    96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships! :)

    97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Don’t remember!

    98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Don't have one.

    99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Just about to finish ‘The Running Man’!



    Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

    Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"

    Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

    Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

    Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

    Kiss on the Neck = "We belong together"

    Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

    Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

    What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other"

    Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

    Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

    Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

    Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

    Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

    Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

    Picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

    --Advice-- Don't ask for a kiss, take one If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

    --Requirements-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Repost this as what a kiss means


    1. He stares at you alot.

    2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

    3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you

    4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.

    5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

    6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

    7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

    8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

    9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

    10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

    11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

    12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

    13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

    14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)


    1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

    2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

    3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

    4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

    5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

    6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.

    7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

    8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

    9. You catch her staring at you.

    10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

    11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

    12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )

    13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible.

    What am I afraid of out of the most 72 common fears?

    [ ] the dark
    [ ] staying single forever
    [ ] being a parent
    [ ] giving birth
    [ ] being myself in front of others
    [ ] open spaces
    [x] closed spaces
    [ ] heights
    [ ] dogs
    [ ] birds
    [ ] fish
    [ ] spiders
    [ ] flowers or other plants
    [ ] being touched
    [ ] fire
    [ ] deep water
    [ ] snakes
    [ ] silk
    [ ] the ocean
    [ ] failure
    [ ] success
    [ ] thunder/lightning
    [ ] frogs/toads
    [ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
    [ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
    [ ] rats
    [ ] jumping from high places
    [ ] snow
    [ ] rain
    [ ] wind
    [ ] crossing hanging bridges
    [ ] death
    [ ] heaven
    [ ] being robbed
    [ ] falling
    [x] clowns
    [x] dolls (
    [ ] large crowds of people
    [ ] men
    [ ] women
    [ ] having great responsibilities
    [ ] doctors, including dentists
    [ ] tornadoes
    [ ] hurricanes
    [x] incurable diseases
    [ ] sharks
    [ ] Friday the 13th
    [ ] ghosts
    [ ] poverty
    [ ] Halloween
    [ ] school
    [ ] trains
    [ ] odd numbers
    [ ] even numbers
    [x] being alone
    [x] becoming blind
    [x] becoming deaf
    [ ] growing up
    [ ] creepy noises in the night
    [ ] bee stings
    [ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
    [ ] needles
    [ ] dinosaurs
    [ ] the welcome mat
    [ ] high speed
    [ ] throwing up
    [ ] falling in love

    [ ] super secrets

    Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
    Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
    If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
    If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
    So what's the speed of dark?
    How come abbreviated is such a long word?
    Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
    Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
    A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
    If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
    Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
    Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans?
    Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
    How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
    If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
    After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
    Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
    If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
    Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
    Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
    Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
    Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
    Why can't you find fresh sardines in the fish market?
    Why do so many old people eat at cafeterias?
    Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?
    Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
    Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
    2. Pretend to have amnesia.
    3. Say everything backwards.
    4. Run into walls.
    5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
    6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
    7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
    8. Say all of the words in a film.
    9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
    10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
    11. Talk to a pen.
    12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
    13. Try and climb the wall.
    14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
    15. Eat your hair.
    16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
    17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
    18. Pretend to be a phone.
    19. Try to swim in the floor.
    20. Tap on their door all night.

    10 Ways To Be S-T-U-P-I-D:
    1. Ask for directions to a place you're already at.
    2. Order pizza from McDonald's.
    3. Get hit by a parked car.
    4. Try to watch Saturday cartoons on Thursday.
    5. Try to sell your money.
    6. Try (and fail) to play the alphabet on the piano.
    7. Eat all-you-can-eat at a store.
    8. Get into a fight with yourself, and lose.
    9. Try to go swimming without getting wet.
    10. Ask for diet water at a restaraunt.

    The 10 Commandments of a Teenager!
    1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
    (Why wait that long?)
    2) Thou shall not do drugs.
    (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)
    3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
    (Walmart has a bigger selection.)
    4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
    (Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the h-e-double hockey sticks would you let yourself get arrested?!)
    5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
    (Everyone knows grandma has more money.)
    6) Thou shall not get into fights.
    (Just start them.)
    7) Thou shall not skip class.
    (Just take the whole day off.)
    8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school.
    (Kiss them outside instead.)
    9) Thou shall not worry about tests.
    (Just cheat on them: better marks.)
    10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
    (Just leave em in the middle)

    Ah, marriage:

    Before marriage:

    Boy: At last, I can hardly wait!
    Girl: Do you want me to leave?
    Boy: No, don't even think about it!
    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Of course, always!
    Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
    Boy: No, why are you asking?
    Girl: Will you kiss me?
    Boy: Every chance I get.
    Girl: Will you slap me?
    Boy: Heck no, are you crazy?
    Girl: Can I trust you?
    Boy: Yes!
    Girl: Darling!

    After marriage (read it backwards. LOL!! XD)

    1. FIRST NAME: Launa
    2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?: Not that I know off. XD
    3. SIBLING NAMES: Psh, not really a sibling. More of a pest. XD Aha, kidding – little bro named Cody.
    5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS?: They’re… Average? XD
    Chicken FTW!
    7. KIDS?
    I don’t think it’s even legal for me to have kids at this age – but either way, I DO NOT HAVE KIDS. XD
    Depends on what my new form is like! XP
    9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL?: Nope.
    10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?: Psh, me? Sarcastic? No…
    … Tough one.
    14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM?: Wait, WHAT? Oh, never mind! XD I read that as ‘unite’. I don’t usually need to UNTIE them.

    15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?: Actually, yes.
    17. SHOE SIZE?:
    All I know/care is that my feet are TINY.
    18. RED OR PINK?:
    My shortness? Well, I’m actually not THAT short. I’m learning to love myself. XD But, anyways, I’m not proud of myself anyways, so I will say that I hate the fact that… Actually, it’s personal.
    20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?: Again, personal.
    21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE?: I don’t really give a shit. X3
    NO SHOES. And my white PJ shorts with blue and green whales. X3
    23. LAST THING YOU ATE?: Chocolate.
    I lurve ma blue.
    26. FAVORITE SMELL?: … The smell of delicious food…
    28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO?: … I refuse to answer that. It may or may not reveal too much.
    Psh, she just followed one of my stories - so I barely know her.
    That is far too tough for me to decide.
    32. EYE COLOR?: Blue
    33. HAT SIZE?:
    55? XD
    35. FAVORITE FOOD?: CHOCOLATE! Except, I’ve been cutting down on it because the production of it involves CHILD SLAVERY. Anyways, I don’t have that much.
    Psh, my middie and my footsal boots.
    They both are awesome!
    40. HUGS OR KISSES?:

    1. If you could bring any of your favourite childhood shows back on TV, what would they be? Omigosh, TELLE-TUBBIES!

    2. What are your favourite music singers and bands? Psh, so many!

    3. Your favourite fan-fic authors? There are so many out here with talent, it’s impossible to decide!

    4. Who are your ‘celebrity crushes’? REECE MASTIN. HARRY STYLES. LOUIS TOMLINSON.

    5. What would you rate yourself of popularity from 1 to 10? … Maybe nine? Not because I’m full of myself, it’s just that… Let’s just say that I’ve been voted as a middle-school house captain! XD And just about everyone knows me.

    6. If you could have super powers, what would you get? Aha, my friend and I were talking about this! I said being a super-fast swimmer and runner, and she shot back that I already have that power. X3 So… FLYING!

    7. What are your dream jobs? This is going to sound pathetic, but it is DREAM jobs. So, an Olympian, actor or singer.

    8. What did you think of the person's answers whom you copied and pasted this from? Oh, was I meant to analyse them in detail, now?

    9. If you could invent an ice cream flavour... It would totally be… Oh, sheesh, it’s already been invented! TT-TT

    10. Words to describe you? Sporty? Talkative? Social?

    11. If you could invent a band, what would you call it and what kind of music would you play? I’d call it ‘Two Direction’ and write reprises of One Direction songs. XP Kidding.

    12. Words people use to describe you? XD Sporty. Funny. Hyper. Crazy. Pretty. And… Well, this list will go on and on…

    13. Worst fan-fic you've read? Well… it’s not very nice to put things like this on your profile. But, let’s just say that I’ve once read one with hardly any appropriate grammar, and I could hardly understand what the writer was attempting to write. X3

    14. If you were an actress, and you could guest star on ANY show, what would you guest star for? Psh, I’d accept anything!

    15. Are you proud to still be watching kids shows? I don’t really do so anymore, anyways.

    16. What is the most interesting thing that has ever happened to you? … Oh, this will result in a whole biography.

    17. A weird dream you have had? It’s kind of personal. It makes me sad-ish.

    18. Favourite songs? Too many!

    19. If you were an ice cream flavour what would you be? Please be chocolate, please be chocolate…

    20. Were these questions hard to answer? Well…

    Copy and Paste this into your profile. Come on. You know you want to.

    Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't Spanish and you just do that to annoy him.
    Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o, but you forgot your spoon, so you try to drink it through a straw.
    Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.
    Crazy is when you laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.
    Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.
    Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.
    Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
    Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.
    Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.
    Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".
    Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.
    Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.
    Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.
    Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments.
    Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.
    Crazy is when you're crazy.
    Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.
    Crazy is when you convince your friends you're high, because you can't stop laughing when nothing's funny.
    Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.
    Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.
    Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.
    Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world.
    Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.
    Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the's pretty". my profile long? Or is it me?

    Well, I hope my profile was...helpful! Dang it, Im bad at Vocab, well bugger me!

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    Manager and Other Side Jobs by Scintazzle reviews
    Accepting the shady job offer wasn't really one of her best choices…but discovering she threw up on her future boss was even worse. Tenten's new relationship brings a whole new meaning to complete and utter servitude. Nejiten AU.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,069 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
    Mint Chocolate by I'll Break Your Heart reviews
    He was mint and she was chocolate. She was sweet and he was cool. Together they were unbeatable. Together they were a winning combination. Together they were in love. Happy (belated) birthday Contestshipper16 (Anica) and maycontestdrew (Launa)!
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2015 - [Drew/Shū, May/Haruka] - Complete
    Gift Of A Friend by cats12812 reviews
    A songfic where Dawn and Paul meet and how Dawn changes Paul from cold to nice over the years. Rated T for safety
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2015 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
    It Must Be Love by I'll Break Your Heart reviews
    "What is love?" May asked herself. With confusion tugging on her heart strings, May's travels with Drew might answer her question of why. Why is he suddenly making her heart race? Why does Brianna's conversation keep coming up? Why is she suddenly blushing more? Why does she feel confused? She wonders if it must be love...
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Elemental Fusion by XxCherriesandChocolatexX reviews
    What was meant to be a detention for four girls ended in an tragic error when they cause a lab accident resulting in the elemental powers of Pokemon being fused into their DNA. Knowing the consequences of revealing the truth, the girls must learn to mask their powers; which become unstable depending on their moods. Can they keep it a secret? Or will they lose control? PS-CS-IS-ORS
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014 - [Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari] [Drew/Shū, May/Haruka]
    Roles reversed by stocky-parker-dog reviews
    Drew has always been May's hero, always been the one to get her out of trouble. When he is kidnapped, it looks like the roles have been, well, reversed. Throw in another boy and an old enemy and both their lives are in danger. Will May be able to save him before it's too late? Contestshipping. I do NOT own any of the characters, except my OCs. Read, Enjoy and Review please.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,779 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    An Icy Love by Maymist reviews
    After being defeated by Dawn at the Wallace Cup, May returns to the Johto region to resume participating in Pokemon Contests. She runs into a certain green-haired rival and love gradually blossoms. What will occur on the rest of her journey? . . . P.S. Beware of Harley. . . Contestshipping May x Drew. This story is an edited version of my orignal story called: An Icey Love
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,035 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū, Harley
    Moments by I'll Break Your Heart reviews
    Because we all have those moments, only these two had more than one. Meeting, greeting, leaving...that was just their trend. Caring, competing, and kissing...the story never ends. Happy belated birthday to Contestshipper16 and maycontestdrew
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2014 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    How To Save A Wedding by Talons of Ice reviews
    The happiest day of Astrid's and Hiccup's life has begun: Their wedding! The cake is ready, the Great Hall is decorated, the guests have been invited and the rings are forged! Nothing can ruin their perfect day!...Hopefully. When a certain pair of dragons messes up, they have to save the wedding! Based on 'Tangled Ever After' and is a birthday-gift to maycontestdrew!
    How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Toothless, Stormfly
    Tears Blended With The Rain by CookiesNCreamNess reviews
    Dawn's training for her next contest, Paul's training for his next gym battle. Dawn and Paul cross paths and walk together. What if this preppy girl could break down the barrier the cold trainer set up? And what's all this about a thunder storm? Does Paul indeed have a soft spot for Dawn? How in the world is Team Rocket involved in this? Ikarishipping *dedicated to maycontestdrew*
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji] - Complete
    Returning to Happiness by ShinyDragonair2 reviews
    The war finally ended, thanks to Naruto. He became Hokage, finally reaching his dream. But what happened to Team 7? Sakura? Sasuke? Sasuke decides to return to the Leaf after talking to Itachi's reanimation. But returning to a village that he swore to destroy isn't that easy, unless a certain pink-haired woman gets a bright idea. SasuSaku. One-shot. Dedicated to maycontestdrew.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
    Kiss it better by stocky-parker-dog reviews
    For ages, whenever May comes up with a cut, bruise, scratch or any injury really she had always gotten a kiss better. But what happens when her companions decide she's too old for it now and refuse to give her one? Who does she turn to? The most unlikely person; Drew! All the while he's confused. Find out what happens. I do NOT own the characters. Read, Enjoy and Review please.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,857 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/13/2014 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Kite! by Contestshipper16 reviews
    A five year old May, breaks her kite. What will she do? Small drabble. Dedicated to 'Maycontestdrew'. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAUNA! ANICA OUT LATESSSSSS!
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2014 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Eye Shadow by malory79080 reviews
    May is wearing eye shadow, and Drew is annoyed by this. Why is he mad, though? Could he be jealous? Contestshipping one-shot. Birthday fic for maycontestdrew.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2014 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    True Friend by cats12812 reviews
    2 months after Drew helped May what does she do? She sings a song. Happy Birthday Maycontestdrew.
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2014 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Too Close To See by mossdeep reviews
    First comes blindness, then comes poles—wait, isn't it first comes love? Pfft, nah, that's not easy enough for May, and neither is being blind for some unknown reason; but for Drew it might be. /Contestshipping Oneshot/ MayxDrew —Birthday Fic for maycontestdrew.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Drew/Shū, May/Haruka] - Complete
    Goodnight by reviews
    Drew has insomnia and when he gets up in the middle of the night to try to go to sleep May follows him out in her ridiculous PJ's. After a late night chat she tries to help him fall asleep by singing him her mother's lullaby. Inspired by I am Lu's story stating that Drew's an insomniac and a birthday fic for my daughstah, maycontestdrew :3
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2014 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    I Cry by BlackTwistedTwilight reviews
    What with our Pokeboys do when they stumble upon their favorite tears? Let's find out! Ikarishiiping, Pokeshipping, Contestshipping! For Launa!
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji
    Playing House by six-sides-of-the-dice reviews
    While helping to try out a new class project for their school's curriculum, May, Misty, Leaf, and Dawn find themselves living alone in a beautiful house with no adults, no rules, and best of all; freedom. The only catch? They have to share the house with Drew, Ash, Gary, and Paul.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,268 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
    Matchmaker made by stocky-parker-dog reviews
    Launa's back! Only this time, all her couples are already made, so who does she turn to instead? Mina and Jaiden of course. What does she do to get these two stubborn lovers together? Read and find out. This is a sequel to 'matchmaker madness'. Please read that first. OCxOC. I do NOT own the characters. ONLY my OCs. Read, Enjoy and Review please.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/1/2014 - OC - Complete
    Matchmaker madness by stocky-parker-dog reviews
    Mina and Launa decide to throw a party! It's not just any party though, this one was thrown specifically to match make. Because who can resist setting up the stubborn and oblivious couples. See how it turns out. I do NOT own the characters. ONLY my OCs. Read, Enjoy and Review please.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,849 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Drew/Shū, May/Haruka] [Misty/Kasumi, Ash K./Satoshi] - Complete
    Facade by mossdeep reviews
    "Such is my love, to thee I so belong, that for thy right myself will bear all wrong," Leaf quoted. "Hear my soul speak: The very instant that I saw you, did my heart fly to your service," Gary said, stepping out from behind the curtain. —LeafGreenshipping One-shot, dedicated to a special someone (name is inside)
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf] - Complete
    Je T'aime, Serena by SumRandomPerson12 reviews
    Yay, another oneshot for Serena and Calem! :D (JeT'aimeShipping)
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Calem/Calme, Serena - Complete
    Ordering Pizza by Riverly-Melody reviews
    The celebrating Guardians play a game that consequentially involved alcohol. After the game, a drunk Russian and a tipsy winter spirit attempt to order pizza to the North Pole.
    Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Jack Frost, North - Complete
    Windows by yunjaez reviews
    Tenten is a good girl with no dating knowledge, while Neji is a playboy and the most wanted guy in campus. One day, they meet, through windows and panes, while Tenten was drinking cranberry juice. Did I mention that she fainted while choking on the juice?
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,444 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Neji H., Tenten
    Ninja Love by eeveeluvr reviews
    May was just a regular temple girl living with her grandfather, the chief priest. One day, everything changed. May learns she is actually the Ninja Princess of Hoenn, who is at war with the other regions. In order to unite all the ninjas, May leaves her village to join the war among the other ninjas. Contestshipping! May contain other shippings.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,910 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
    Never Just a Game by BlackTwistedTwilight reviews
    The gang is shanghaied into playing a game of Truth or Dare, but when Blue and Green are in cahoots, it's never 'Just A Game'. Contains Specialshipping, MangaQuestshipping, Soulsilvershipping, a very happy Ruby, and Sapphire in a maid outfit... 'nuff said. Read and Review!
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Red, Yellow - Complete
    Mt Daml Contest by Tootsie23101 reviews
    Happy belated Contestshipping Day! This is sort of like a sequel to Fangirls are Rabid. May, Dawn, Misty, Leaf, Drew, Paul, Ash, and Gary go to Drew's family's mountain resort at Mt. Daml (Drew and May Love). Drew sets up a race to the top of the mountain, but what does he have in store at the peak? AU
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Rival? by I am Lu reviews
    Drew struggles to define his relationship with May, and even when he thinks he has it pinned down, it changes again. One-shot for the 10th anniversary of Contestshipping.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/10/2013 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Tangled by LoveLoverGrl reviews
    We all know the story of Rapunzel with her long hair and a prince charming who rescued her. Well, turns out the prince wasn't really a prince and he wasn't so eager to rescue her after all. Also, Rapunzel doesn't seem to be scared to use her pan. Also, their names are May and Drew. Contestshipping, based off the movie Tangled.
    Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū
    Rivalry Cruise by Cookiekitten reviews
    May was hoping for a relaxing vacation onboard the S.S. Anne. However, the unexpected arrivals of Drew, Soledad, and Harley guarantee that the trip will be anything but tranquil! Contestshipping, Festivalshipping. Sequel is up!
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,833 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū, Harley, Solidad/Saori - Complete
    Lopunny by I'll Break Your Heart reviews
    The sequel to "The Pocky Game." Main points: Drew, May, Lopunny costume, private fitting room. 'nuff said. ONESHOT.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/16/2013 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Guardian assasins by pokemaniacJ reviews
    4 girls are on a mission to protect 4 boys. they need to be low profile but the boys are popular! they will have a hard time to fight baddies and ntest/poke/ikari/oldrivalshipping some OCxOC
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka
    Bringing the Beat In by bluepianos reviews
    Tooth doesn't mean to always be at the wrong place at the wrong time, nor did she ever mean to punch the living daylights out of the quirky, handsome stranger who called himself Jack Frost. But with Tooth, things just sort of… happen. And for Jack, things are about to warm up.
    Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Tooth, Jack Frost, Jamie
    I Like Your Bra by I am Lu reviews
    May needs a clean T-shirt. Contestshipping drabble.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
    Summer of Frost by SilverEyeShinobi reviews
    Summer is a dull time for Jack Frost. He really can't do much other than wait for it to be over. However, this year, he plans to spend it helping his fellow Guardians with their jobs, primarily Tooth's job. FairyFrost. (Continuation of Work, Not Play, but it's a standalone)
    Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,827 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
    Hidden Machines by FortuneDP reviews
    When first learning how to use a Hidden Machine, one generally thinks over which of their Pokémon to use. Of course, someone would always choose to not follow common sense and choose a completely absurd Pokémon to learn the move and thus utterly fail in their first usage of the move. Hello, Dawn.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,718 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Lucas/Kouki, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
    A Christmas Diamond by Mademoisella reviews
    I laugh out loud at the sheer absurdity and cuteness of the whole exchange with the kids as I straighten myself up, the balloons still held firmly in one hand. I take one brief moment to marvel at them before I look up in the direction that the little boy pointed in. That's when I see Drew walking towards me. The funny thing is, he's holding a balloon, too.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
    No way! by Scarlett Rose Petal reviews
    The earth is being invaded by aliens... again. Only this time they're after Gwen! When Verdona tells them this, Ben, Gwen and Kevin go on the run. But what happens when past meets present? GWEVIN!
    Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,614 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Gwen T., Kevin
    Lockets, Love, and a Brick by Mikicchi reviews
    So incredibly cliche, and yet, still a better love story than Twilight. ; ChessShipping
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Hilbert/Touya, Hilda/Touko
    Lost In Love by pokadiginarahina456 reviews
    May and Drew haven't seen each other in a while, but when Drew screws up he tries numerous times to get her back. Will he suceed or will May give up hope? Contestshipping! COMPLETE FINALLY!
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 8/1/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Shopping List by KurunaGirl reviews
    "Drew, remember to buy EVERYTHING on the list." Drew is unfortunately in charge of grocery shopping for his mother, but what if there are some items which would be awkward for guys to buy? Who can actually help him? Humourous Contestshipping.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2011 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
    Translation by still.looking reviews
    She kissed him to learn English, but that isn't the only language when the Titans go East. -Robin/Starfire.
    Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
    Purple Glove by JumpUpAndDown reviews
    When you're five years old, Christmas is the best time of the year. You make memories that you would never forget. And for the lucky ones, when you grow older, it still is the best time of the year. Just like it was for May and Drew.
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
    Nooner or Later by MisterAnimeFan reviews
    Sasuke is married to sakura and Naruto is married to Hinata. Naruto loves Hinata but does Sasuke love Sakura? A radio contest puts him to the test. First fanfic I ever wrote.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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    Red is Delicious reviews
    After binge-watching vampire movies, May is 100% convinced that Drew is a vampire. So she tests him. "May, are you measuring my nails?" "Um... I saw a watermelon seed!" "And why do you want to brush my teeth?" When Drew finds out, he makes matters worse by playing along. "Do you know why I give you red roses, May?" "No." "Because red is just so... Delicious." Contestshipping.
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/9/2015
    Birthday One-Shot - Collection of Drabbles reviews
    This is now a collection of birthday one-shots for ma besties on FFN who I lurve with all ma life. :) Short, random drabbles which feature (so far): Contestshipping and Launashipping. XD Chapters are named after the friends whos birthday it is. Mainly romance, and of course, humour. Why is Drew scared of May? How can a prank turn into love? Read to find out!
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/12/2014 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū]
    Amaze Me! reviews
    May and Drew, enemies since forever, are at war when they are paired up for an assignment. But when their families start blending, the chaos only intensifies. They are willing to do anything - ANYTHING - to stop their crazy parents, including: fake-dating, fake-illness and even fake-tanning. But neither can deny the growing attraction... Shippings: Contest, OldRival & Petalburg!
    Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,753 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/29/2014 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū] [Leaf, Gary O./Shigeru]
    There's a Bear in There reviews
    Drew, from begging May to sing him the Play-School theme song is suddenly overwhelmed with feelings of jealousy as he discovers that May is in love with someone. May, determined not to sing any childish song in front of Drew has now gotten the cold shoulder from him - and she doesn't know why. So what brings them together? Play-School, of course! Contestshipper16 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
    Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū] - Complete
    Love is an Open Fall- Wait, what? reviews
    With Kristoff and Elsa occupied with their duties, Anna is bored and decides to explore the docks. Due to unfortunate circumstances, such as being clumsy, Anna finds herself landing on a moving boat - taking her straight to the Southern Isles, where she receives assistance from an arrogant jerk. To make matters worse, that arrogant jerk is Hans. Hanna/Kristanna.
    Frozen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Anna, Hans, Kristoff B.] Elsa
    Cross my Heart, Hope to Spy: Call me Duchess? Prepare To Die! reviews
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    Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Bex B., Grant] [Liz S., Jonas]
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