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Joined 10-22-12, id: 4321596, Profile Updated: 05-04-14
Author has written 11 stories for Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Sherlock.

Welcome to this page, you either came here because you wanted to read more of our work, you wanted to pm us, or for some other random reason, maybe you wanted to find a cuddly shark or an evil killer turkey to destroy the earth. Anyway, Hello Fine sir or madam! Just a warning...we have been known to get confused about gender sometimes when people PM us (sorry).

Yo! Shadowfax and Eek here. (Well this is Shadowfax writing) we've both kinda given up on this, so yeah, sorry.


Some awesome quotes; (they are taking up most of this page, but oh well, they are epic)

You have to win..." Rue- hunger games

"May the odds be ever in your favour."- Effie Triket hunger games

"THAT IS MAHOGANY!" Effie Trinket

"I volenteer as tribute." Katniss Everdeen

"Fire is catching and if we burn, you burn with us!"- katniss Everdeen- catching fire

"Tick tock this is a clock"- Wiress - Catching fire

"Want a sugar cube?" Finnick Odair - Catching fire

"why do you find this distracting?" FInnick Odair- Catching Fire

"Just close your eyes, the sun is going down, you'll be alright, no one can hurt you now, come morning light, you and i'll be safe and sound." Safe and sound Taylor Swift - (If you haven't heard it then youtube it)

" I have questions, lots of them but first...What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?"- River song- Doctor who - the pandorica opens

"Are you are you coming to the tree, where they strung up a man they say murdered three, strange things did happen here no stranger would it seem, if we met up at midnight in the hanging tree" - The hanging tree song- mockingjay

"Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Some days, nobody dies at all. Now and then, every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the doctor comes to call... Everybody lives." River Song - Forest of the Dead - Doctor who

"Just when the catterpillar thought the world was over, he turned into a butterfly."

"sanity is madness put to good use." - George Santayana

"Everyone knows that everyone dies. And nobody knows it like the doctor. But I do think that all the skies in all the worlds might just turn dark, if he ever accepts it." River Song - The Forest of the Dead - Doctor Who

“Mm? What’s that, my boy?” 1st doctor

"Oh, my giddy aunt!" 2nd doctor

"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.” 3rd doctor

"Would you care for a jelly-baby." 4th doctor

"Brave heart, Tegan." 5th doctor

“Mmm I wonder…Aha!” 6th doctor

"I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren't there!" 8th doctor

"Fantastic!" 9th doctor

"Allons-y!" 10th doctor

"Geronimo!" 11th doctor

"when the time was right the third brother took of the cloak of invisability and greeted death like an old friend" Harry potter and the deathly hallows - the deathly hallows.

"I solemnly swear i am up to no good" - Harry Potter and the prisoner of askaban...

"Mr and Mrs Dursley, of number four, Privet drive,were proud to say that they were perfectly normal thank you very much." Harry Potter- the very first line of an amazing story.

"it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enimies, but even more to stand up to your friends."

"The only water in the forest is the river." - River Song, Doctor who, A Good Man goes To war.

"Mi mi mi mi mi" - AmazingPhil from youtube imitating his pet shrimp simon :)(youtube)

"Hakuna Matata... It means no worries, for the rest of your days... Hakuna Matata" - The lion king (You sang that to yourself didnt you?)

"life is de bubbles... Under the sea!" - under the sea

"If the darkness came tomorrow, could i keep you in my life? when you rise and we follow, just for the chance to stand in your light." - Good morning sunshine- Alex day/ nerimon (Youtube)

"I'll be just a story... but that's ok, we're all stories in the end, just make sure its a good one." The doctor to Amelia pond- doctor who

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.” dr suess

"Its the end of the universe, have fun, bye bye." The Master, Utopia, Doctor Who

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”- dr suess

"The men above were deep asleep, while greater love lies further deep, this dream must end, this world must know, that we all depend on the beast below." - Amy Pond, The Beast Below, Doctor Who

"Affirmative." K9 - Doctor Who / Sarah Jane Adventures

"The unreal is more powerful than the real, because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intanganible ideas,concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles, wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on."- ?

"...Its a jammie Dodger, but i was promised tea." The Doctor to the Daleks - Doctor who - The victory of the daleks

"I can't carry it for you, but i can carry you." Samwise Gamgee - The Return of the King (or return of the prawn as it has come to be known here)- Lord of The Rings

“The board is set, the pieces are moving. We come to it at last, the great battle of our time.” Gandalf - The Return of the King - Lord of the Rings

"just a fraction of the shadow of the canine i could be." k9's lament- chameleon circuit (go look at their stuff they're awesome and also the founders of trock- time lord rock)

"never has a tin dog ever felt so alone" k9's lament

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs."

"People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was."

"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . ."


When A Good Man Goes To War - Doctor Who - A Good Man Goes To war

"Demons run when a good man goes to war
Night will fall and drown the sun
When a good man goes to war
Friendship dies and true love lies
Night will fall and the dark will rise
When a good man goes to war
Demons run, but count the cost
The battle's won, bu t the child is lost."


How I Think Captain Jack Became The Face of Boe

1. Captain Jack was called the Face of Boe.

2. Captain Jack cannot die.

3. Captain Jack was once a Time Agent, or pretends to be one.

4. Captain Jack wears a vortex manipulator.

5. Dorium Maldovar sold River a vortex manipulator “fresh off the wrist of a handsome Time Agent.”

6. Dorium Maldovar works with the Headless Monks from time to time.

7. The Headless Monks decapitate people.

8. The Face of Boe is a head with no body.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesnt spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year(or ever). BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Holmes1216, Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, .Talithia-Hawk., Brittnodo, SunnySmile1324, Alexia Blackbriar, whovian-halfbloods


WE HAVE ANOTHER ACCOUNT- we are called CarpAreStillNotFriendly- we will post some extra stuff and alternate endings :)


Apologies for how long this is but we just keep adding to it and now its turned into a massive essay of slightly awesome randomness.


so yeah, read our stories and poetry. We have a variety of stuff and are open to suggestions!But beware some of it might contain mild violence, death, childishness and randomness but we wouldn't have it any other way!

adios amigos,

Eek and Shadowfax

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Epistolary: The 50 Years Before We Were Born by Maribor reviews
In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 200 - Words: 233,325 - Reviews: 972 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Questionable Sanity by bluecokeandwaffles reviews
Percy murders demigods in cold blood at the end of the second titan war and is banished to Tartarus for eternity. With the Prophecy of Seven coming to pass, he is released to fight in the new war. Romans and Greeks collide and everyone has one question on their minds: which side is Percy really fighting for?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,542 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.]
Fading Echoes by the ticking clock reviews
His lives are fading echoes...only the people who he loved and lost stand out in his 1,000 years of traveling the stars. A oneshot series about the Doctor and his Companions. Prompts and reviews appreciated.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/17/2012 - 11th Doctor
Just Like a Gryffindor by ShearViscosity reviews
It's 1998, and young Amy, Rory, and Mels have just discovered the first two books of the Harry Potter series. Naturally, the three have to sort each other into the different Houses and Mels has a different opinion from her parents regarding which House she belongs in. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hell Wolf by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
CONTINUED FROM 'INFERNUM LUPOS' EPILOGUE. After the Doctor is captured, the Torchwood team (Jack, Martha, Mickey, Gwen, Rhys) must once again call on their wild friends - the wolf pack - for help. Fallen and the pack return, along with new friends, and the team are sent on a deadly journey - a journey to save the Doctor, that not everybody will get out of alive...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,474 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H.
Give Love Then Take It Back by squishyrainbows reviews
The squeal to my first ATL story Battle Of The Bands
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,941 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
Battle Of The Bands by squishyrainbows reviews
An All Time Low fanfic
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 122,449 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Complete
Next Stop: Everywhen and Everywhere by xqulth reviews
The Doctor thought he was the last, and for once, the Doctor was wrong. Now a Time Lord has crashed into the Torchwood team. Let the Chaos insue, let the aliens and monsters come, let the story sort itself out. Jack/OC Sorry the summary sucks.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Jack H.
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Time's secret reviews
A girl has been hiding in the tardis since it first left gallifrey. The doctor has never seen her. When will he meet her? How did she get there? who is she? more importantly... What is she? The adventures of the doctor and his newest, and oldest, companion.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - 11th Doctor
First Meetings
You didn't forget someone like that, it was impossible. But he was as sure as hell he had met him before, ages ago, back when he was a child. Before the army, before his sister turned to alcohol, before all this. Yes, he had met Sherlock Holmes many years ago. The day the child genius and his all important brother decided to take a walk in the park.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Harry W. - Complete
Looking Back
A companion fic to 'Time Secret' Maneshya is looking back, wishing her parents were still with her.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Complete
Daleks, lava turkeys and the vashta nerada reviews
On the bus to glasgow we decided to play a game. A story by four people - two sentences each, one after the other. Let the madness commence. SERIES OF ONE-SHOTS (hopefully)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Daleks, Caan
Watching reviews
A girl remembers the doctor and the master. Then let flashback adventures begin! Please R&R its better than it sounds... 11/OC (funny how oneshots turn out isnt it?)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
K9 oneshots reviews
A selction of oneshots centered around the chracter K9 (who is the most awesome thing in the whole of space and time) number 6 - K9 Vs The Dalek. Please send in requests, i will take both classic and modern :)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - K-9
Loki reviews
Loki is a time lord - who survived. She has a 'friend' who is a slightly insane, faulty Dalek named Simon who cannot say exterminate. Watch her as she journeys through the twelve days of Christmas, and as she realises that she will meet again with her old friend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/20/2012
Time Capsual reviews
The demigods of camp half blood discover a time capsual, buried in the ground in the woods. It was hidden by the heroes of Olympus over 100 years ago, Chiron was given a key on a necklace from piper before she died, Watch as my OC's discover it. Alot better that the summary. review if you think i should continue.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Remberance reviews
dedicated to all the soldiers who died in all the wars, a story about the remberance service in camp half blood. The new heroes remember the old ones. Much better than the summary, give it a go. R&R please. includes some poems i wrote.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Goodbye Amelia reviews
a short poem about the doctor saying goodbye to Amy R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The mad girl reviews
3 chapter story about Annie's life after Finnick died! Its more K than T but i needed to be safe. -Wolf
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete