Midnight Queen Of Death
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Joined 10-22-12, id: 4321796, Profile Updated: 08-02-13

Name: Kat

Favorite colors: Black, Dark Red, Midnight Blue, and Dark Purple

Hobbies: Art, Reading, and Writing


Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) BRING a picnic basket and ask the other passengers to tea.


Random Things

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

your a great friend but, if zombies are chasing us im triping you...

But if vampires r chasing us, trip me, i'll b fine!

good friends dont let you do stupid things...alone

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

He who laughs last didn't get it.


More Random Things

If you try to control your thoughts because Edward might hear them, copy and paste to your profile.

If you are a walking, talking Twilight series encyclopedia and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you argue with your friends about which Cullen family member you like best, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you began reading fanfiction as a desperate attempt to read something about Twilight, when you had already finished the books, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you agree no matter how many times you read Twilight or Twilight-related stories, you never get tired of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your reading this list and you are smiling and nodding at almost every thing you read, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, even though you know it's impossible, you often wish that you were a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Vampires are officially your favorite mythical creature ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if You know that you are not crazy for being obsessed with Twilight; people who don't understand it just haven't read the book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you feel You know all the characters so well that you feel as if you could write your own stories about them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If You spend most of your day making up "What if...?" questions about all the different plot lines, copy and paste this onto your profile.


A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle:

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

*She gives him a big hug*

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.


You have been diagnosed with Obsessive Cullen Disorder copy and paste this on your profile if you have it too! :)


Rosalie's the prettiest

Edward's the fastest

Emmett's the sweetest

Alice's the hypest

Bella's the clumziest

But Jasper is the only one who can sit in the corner of the room, and still make everyone Jealous.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would love to be like Jasper!


I'll stαч up tιll TШILIGHT

To sєє thє NΣW MOON

And ιf I'm luckч

I'll sєє thє ΣCLIPSΣ

At BЯΣΛKING DΛWN

And thє wholє tιmє

I'm sιttιng with чou

Undєr thє MIDNIGHT SUN

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you would love to be like Jasper!


Twilight Oath

I promise to remember Bella,
Each time I carelessly fall down,
And I promise to remember Edward,
Whenever I'm out of town,
I promise to obey traffic laws,
For Charlie's sake of course,
And I promise to remember Jacob,
When my heart fills with remorse,
I promise to remember Carlisle,
When ever I am in the Emergency Room,
And I promise to remember Emmett,
Every time there's a huge boom,
I promise to remember Rosalie,
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty,
And I promise to remember Alice,
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me,
I promise to remember Renesmee,
When I see that beautiful bronze hair,

And I promise to remember Esme,
When someone tells me they care,
I promise to remember Jasper,
Whenever my stomach isn't curled,
And I promise to remember the Volturi,
When someone speaks of dominating the world,
Yes I promise to love Twilight,
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession,
Because I know what the Twilighters know,
Twilight isn't an obsession,
it's a way of life you know . . .

If you are obsessed with Twilight too, copy and paste this onto your profile!


Hunger Games Oath

I promise to remember Rue,
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me,
I’ll think of Foxface every time,
I eat a strange new berry,
If my little sister pets a goat,
I promise to think of Prim,
And if my best friend acts depressed,
Then Gale; I’ll think of him,
When I toss some wood in the fire,
I’ll think of Katniss every time,
And I’ll always think of Peeta,
When my birthday cake’s sublime,

The Capitol will cross my mind,
When someone is unfair,
I’ll be sure to think of Clove,
Each time I pretend to care,
I’ll always think of Glimmer,

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce,
And Thresh will occupy my mind,
If I spare someone, something... Once,
Whenever I watch a reality show,
I will think of the Hunger Games,
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch,
If someone calls me names,

I swear to think of Cato,
When I’m homicidally inclined,
I’ll make sure I think of Effie,
When there’s nothing on my mind,
I swear to remember the Hunger Games,
And Catching Fire too . . .


Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you!

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Shadow Of A Half Blood by theheartsbeat reviews
Lucy Sparrow just keeps running into trouble! It's bad enough she has to deal with school, homework, her mother's new husband, her over-protective father... oh, and what else? Having to deal with the fact that she's a half-vampire! Is she just a magnet for danger? Why does Jagger have such a craving for her? Will Claude ever accept that his dream girl just doesn't like him back?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Jagger M., Claude S., OC
Coming home by PrettyLittleVampGleek reviews
Bella Gilbert has had her heart broken many times, but this time she decides it's time to head home and face what she never was able to recover with the help of her sister, Elena Gilbert and her brother Jeremy Gilbert but she comes home to a pack of lies.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,911 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Bella, Elena G., Stefan S., Klaus
Reaper Twins by BiteMyTongue reviews
Bella's life is going smoothly after the Cullen's left, until she finds she has a twin brother & was adopted. With her new identity comes new power. Bella discovers she's a different type of supernatural. Charlie gets a new job in Mystic Falls, Bella moves to continue her education with her brother. Bella's mysterious identity and powers attract attention to her. M for Violence
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 85,012 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 3/4/2014 - [Bella, Klaus] - Complete
Dinner and a Show by Jillian A.K reviews
BAMF!Nick goes from "Puppy Dog" Burkhardt to "Bulldog" Burkhardt and back to "Puppy Dog" again, all while fighting three thugs for his fellow officer's dinnertime entertainment. WARNING for foul language and minor violence. No gore. POST-BAD MOON RISING.
Grimm - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Nick B. - Complete
Things Change by Onyx Maxwell reviews
Raven is pregnant with Alexander's baby. As if being a pregnant teenager isn't enough, she has to deal with the trouble of bearing a half-vampire too. How will this affect Raven and Alexander's relationship? Will it all work out in the end or will everything fall apart under the stress?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 39,804 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Raven M., Alexander S.
Pitch perfect by Erratic Sugar Muffin reviews
Bella is not who everyone think she is, but when Damon comes to seek her help her dirty little secret will be reviled...After New Moon and before Eclipse, and season 3 in Vampire Diaries... Bella/Damon... R&R
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,072 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Bella, Damon S.
Finding Peace by Lorelei Candice Black reviews
Jasper and Katherine knew each other when he was human. She loved him. She knows Bella too. Edward grows jealous of the newcomers and overprotective. Bella won't have it. Sequel up and complete.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,610 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Jasper, Katherine] [Bella, Klaus] - Complete
Bella's Emo Singing by OneHellOfANekoDemon85 reviews
Bella can sing, play any instrument, and is bullied. This made her an Emo and go dark. When she meets Edward, her world is suddenly shifted. What happens when Edward hears her sing? Read and Review. T for language. AH at first, then mythical beings later. LAST THREE CHAPTERS UPDATED TODAY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 49,431 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
midnight love by krizttii reviews
claude has a little sister who moves in with alexander so that she can be more social. how does claude react to this and why is jagger involved in this? has trevor found a new monster girl?
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Jagger M.
Chance Encounters by DistantVampire reviews
Raven befriends the new goth in Dullsville. But what happens when an old enemy and her new friend meet? I suck at writing a summary... OC, abandoned buildings and such. AlexanderXRaven, JaggerXOC
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,179 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Jagger M.
Past and Present intertwined by Skeletal Dragon reviews
What if Bella was Logans sister? And Carlisle was their dad? And if she had a past with every one of the Cullen's in their human lives, even Edward? And she hasnt seen her brother for a few decades? Cannon pairings.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Bella
pregnant with my vampire boyfriend ( vampire kisses) by yurrixhippoxoxoxo reviews
hey guys this after the covenent cermonty when raven gets turned and life after * spoilers*
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Alexander S., Raven M.
Kissing which coffin? by TheOriginalVampCraze reviews
What if Raven never found Alexander in Hipsterville? What if she never even tried after meeting Jagger. A dark mysterous goth teen. Will Raven have to chose between to loves or will her decision be easier then she thought? Story better then summary.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Jagger M., Raven M. - Complete
Fly With Me by Thanatos Angelos Girl reviews
Jagger explains to Raven exactly who she needs in her life. "Someone to fly with." Oneshot.
Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Raven M., Jagger M. - Complete
Feel Good Drag by JasperSAYSrelax128 reviews
Bella is one of the top street racers in Arizona. But when a recent race ends up in a police chase, Renee sends her to live with Charlie in Forks. What happens happens when she discovers an underground racing site, and meets new friends? SUMMARY INSIDE AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,450 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 788 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tap by To make you think reviews
Tony and Ziva are waiting. Ziva is reading. Tony is bored.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
How To Make The Werewolves Mad by Red on the Head00 reviews
Sequel to: How to MAke the Cullens, Volturi, and Nomads Mad. Rated T for safety, READ AND REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
How to Make the Nomads Mad by Red on the Head00 reviews
Sequel to: How to make the Cullens Mad & How to Make the Volturi Mad. Inclues: Victoira, Laurant, and James... Maybe more? RATED T FOR SAFETY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Complete
Jasper Turns Gay by Red on the Head00 reviews
Sequel to Bella Turns Emo! R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Bella turns Emo by Red on the Head00 reviews
One-Shot! *** Jasper teaches Bella to be emo while the rest of the Cullens are away! R&R! Rated T for emoness
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
How to make the Volturi mad : by Red on the Head00 reviews
sequel to 'how to make the cullens mad' includes Aro, Casius, Marcus, Jane, Alec, Felix, Demitri, Ect. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
How To Make The Cullens' Mad by Red on the Head00 reviews
The title says it all lol! was how to make renesemse mad. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Complete
Jagger Victorious by Tom Riddle's reluctant bride reviews
What could have happened in the cemetary in Kissing Coffins...
Vampire Kisses - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,000 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Jagger M., Raven M. - Complete
Vampire Kisses by shadowglove reviews
Xover w/ Vampire Kisses. When Luna and Jagger Maxwell arrived in Smallville Chloe was immediately drawn to them. She never realized she was falling in love with a vampire, and a cunning one at that, until it was too late. chloe/jagger, clarkluna, lanachad
Crossover - Smallville & Vampire Kisses - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Chloe S.