Di LaMerr
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Joined 10-22-12, id: 4321980, Profile Updated: 04-21-15
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.

Err sahm mom, lover of books, smut, and tequila. I am an expat currently living in America; followed my American boy when he decided to come back home.
Thank 13 years of English educated teachers
for my dry sense of humour. If you think I'm being an offensive you know what? Ask me.

I will try to finish whatever I start just because I'm stubborn and dislike getting into a story only for the writer to stop and move on, only reminding me once a year that they will finish it...in the coming year! Can you tell I'm a tad bitter? I will try to never lead you into the same bitterness, promise.
Yes that means that Lord Who will be completed.


I can assure you I'm a perfectly not totally normal 35 year old woman fixated with fake people.

Happy Birthday and What would make Snape faint are pop up pieces. There is no schedule to my post, there is no explanation for when they will come. Truthfully birthday boy will probably just be special occasions.

AO3 - archiveofourown.org/users/di_lamerr/works
AO3 has some of my stories from here, but I recently fell in love with rare pairs of the HP fandom and I post them there, that inc slash.

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The Scales Of Balance by One Red Shoe reviews
"And Miss Granger?" Their eyes saw what time and apathy had made others blind to. Snape and Malfoy had left England after their trials. When they return 10 years later, they're furious with what they find, and heads will roll. SS/HG with a side of SS/HG/LM, LM/GW, even SS/HG/LM/GW. This story is AU and EWE, it has dark HP/RW. The cover picture for this story is by SusanMarieR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,698 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 20h - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.] Ginny W. - Complete
A Sacrificial Vow by keelhaulrose reviews
Hermione has promised to keep Severus out of Azkaban, but the Ministry seems determined to imprison him. In order to keep him out they must marry in six months, and stay married for fifteen years. Will she be able to go through with it, and can a marriage based on deceiving the Ministry ever turn into something more? HG/SS, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 137,494 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rumored In Love by georgesgurl117 reviews
Hermione has never shied away from a confrontation with Rita Skeeter, and she's about to find out why she should have. But perhaps through all of the lies and the lines, she can find something truer than she ever thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,332 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Deseo del Corazón by AWiltedRoseSighs reviews
"These drops of blood will spell the name of the person that your heart desires." When the name appeared on the piece of parchment Hermione Granger looked up at the minister and said "Are you fucking kidding me?" Because the name on the page wasn't expected the red letters on the piece of parchment said,'Severus Snape'. Rated M for future chapters. Ring in the picture is TiffanyCo
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bound to Him by georgesgurl117 reviews
At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Snape is forced to commit an act he finds most undesirable. While working to thwart the dark plot, he must find a way to live with himself and also atone for his actions to the one he hurt. WARNING - dark content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 501,396 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Bonds of Temptation by KissOfTheGrimm reviews
The war was over and things were getting back to normal. Until one night of drinks and questionable judgement changed everything. Now as the trio repeats seventh year, extra complications bring them closer and also make them question who they are and what they really want out of life.-Disclaimer: I neither own nor make any money off this e HP verse belongs to JK Rowling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,228 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 8/31/2012 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.]
Too Late For Truth by gloryandfame reviews
A secret burning within Hermione threatens to burst forth, and could destroy the life she worked so hard for.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,385 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Marriage is Not For a Snape by TheMiniMarshmallow reviews
Another Marriage Law story. It's Severus/Hermione. Set during Hermione's seventh year. NOT compatible with any book after Goblet of Fire. Rated M because it will get steamy later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Bound by HughSoSexy reviews
Multi-chap SS/HG fic. Age difference & lemons, along with drama & Snape's version of romance. Set several years after the war, so Hermione is of age. Obviously not DH compliant, but I try to stick to cannon and character as much as possible outside that.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,801 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Choose a Savior by Lily MJ Fae reviews
Hermione is captured by deatheaters. And before voldemort can choose her husband, she asks for Snape. She barely trusts him, but she knows as a professor he must protect her. She cannot accompany Harry and ron, so she finds someone to go in her stead. And what secret is she hiding from everyone, but especially Ron? kind of dh compliant and kind of not. M for certain chapters,
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 80,438 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
At the End by Gabi1994 reviews
The war is over. The dust has settled. The only thing left is to try to get by as well as one can. These are the words of the defeated, of the weak. The survivors, those who were strong, have no need of words, they are still standing in hell, resisting the madness. Alone if fate demands it of them. Fate has other plans. Sequel to A Break in Routine
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 170,880 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Playing with Slytherins by onecelestialbeing reviews
Literally...take your pick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,644 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
A Forced Love by LoveBlossoms reviews
With the fall of Voldermort, the Wizarding World has changed. Now, muggleborns must marry before they turn nineteen. Hermione Granger must make the hardest decision of her life. Knowing that the rest of her life will be shaped by this choice, who will she choose? And what will become of her in married life? Will she learn to love the man she chose? Or will she be miserable? *AU*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,639 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Learning to Live--with Snape by ArabellaFaith reviews
Sparks fly when Hermione and her ex potions professor are forced together. A Marriage Law fic, mature readers please! **Now with Audio book available on youtube! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 95,324 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Utterly Barbaric by weatherwings reviews
Experimental potions apprentice Hermione Jean Granger is running out of time, options and allies. Forced to make some of the most difficult decisions, only one certainty remains: She will never submit to the Ministry's insidious Marriage Law. Going on the run, Hermione is labelled a Ministry Malcontent and receives help from the most unexpected places. ENERGIZE W.I.P award nominee
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,514 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Unknown Woman by Fammi Capire reviews
Many mourners attend the dark and mysterious potions professor's funeral, but who is the mysterious woman who refuses to leave the casket? Is she related to him? Why doesn't anybody recognize her? Why is she hiding her identity? (Gets more cheerful after 1st chapter... I promise.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,211 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
What She Needs Most by CrimsonWillow reviews
Severus Snape was a free man... until a social services lady knocked on his door and handed him a two year old child. A two year old child that shares his genetics. He needs help raising this child, serious help. How can Hermione Granger help? And what is her link to the child? UP FOR ADOPTION...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,633 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Dark Tale by the-shiny-girl reviews
Why exactly did Hermione Granger force Severus Snape into marriage?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,889 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Unplanned Consequences by Alina Larin reviews
Everybody knows that attack is the best form of defence. With the marriage law coming, Hermione Granger decides to strike first. Takes place during the 6th year, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,381 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pearls by TycheSong reviews
A tale of the importance of pearls in the courtship and wedding of Hermione and Severus; based on the beautiful artwork manipulation created by the talented Savva (Savvyshka).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Marriage Flaw by TangerineExtreme reviews
When marriage goes horribly wrong for the Wizarding World. A marriage law puts everyone in the wizarding world into a tailspin. Hermione is busy fighting her own demons and the ministry when containment housing is introduced and all hell breaks loose. SS/HG Rated M to be safe. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,507 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Art Of Seduction by Christabelle23 reviews
When the time comes to make choices about their future careers, Hermione Granger draws a blank. All she knows is she doesn't want to be an Auror or get stuck at the Ministry. When Severus Snape presents her with an opportunity like no other, she has a hard time saying yes...but she can't bring herself to turn the offer down either. Her 8th year could turn out to be interesting...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
PTSD by I M Sterling reviews
After the final battle the students of Hogwarts are having issues with PTSD. Severus Snape might have a remedy... A humorous take on a serious subject, told in a series of vignettes. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 48,376 - Reviews: 1188 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hermione Granger: The Divination Professor by CloeyMarie reviews
When Minerva contacted Hermione the last thing she had expected was to be asked to go back to 1980 to steal the job out from underneath Sybill Trelawney's nose. Now, it's up to Hermione to get the Order on track without letting it slip that her 'predictions' are a little too well informed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,649 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sinners and Saints by One Red Shoe reviews
Imagine history didn't go as planned. Neville Longbottom was targeted as the chosen one, and the curse rebounded but also killed the infant. Harry Potter grew up with his parents living. Albus Dumbledore dispatched Voldemort as soon as he showed his face again in Harry's first year. How would these events change everyone's lives? Completely alternate reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,621 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Marriage Decree by SweetTale4u reviews
A decree is passed, two very suspecting people are put in a position, that may lead to a number of positions, that might not be that bad...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,063 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Elements by RedPhoenix13 reviews
Hermione, Ginny, and Luna are captured in a Death Eater raid and taken to a brothel where they form a triad known as the Elements. They are put up for auction, to be sold either for a night's pleasure or for permanent purchase. Just when they think they are lost, someone unexpected ultimately parts with a fortune and takes all three. But just whose side is he really on?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,515 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Within the Wilderness, an Orchid Blooms by georgesgurl117 reviews
When the Marriage Act is repealed, will it be marked by the end of a failed marriage or will it inspire the beginning of something better? This is a story about politics, portraits, priorities, and perseverance. Most importantly, this is a story about love. 3RD PLACE WINNER FALL-WINTER 2013 HP FANFIC FAN POLL AWARDS: SS/HG BEST ROMANCE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,855 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Law 98074 by aliasmel1 reviews
When Hermione is told she has to either marry or be forced back into main stream Muggle population, her wand snapped and mind Obliviated, she must come to terms with her impending nuptials and snarky courter. M for later chapters. Marraige law, based on the WIKTT challange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,255 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Phoenix Fire, or Hermione Granger and the EW by grangerous reviews
The battle against Voldemort is over, yet little has returned to normal. Once again, Severus Snape finds himself reluctantly cast as the protector of the wizarding world, with Hermione Granger his tireless ally. Part III of the Phoenix Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 195,399 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Hearts of Silver and Gold by hgsslove reviews
Snape is alive and for the first time in over twenty years wants to live. Hermoine is broken and not really sure she wants to live anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,493 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 11330 - Favs: 8,504 - Follows: 6,422 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Name I'll Give to Thee by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry just saved the world, again. But he did it by pulling on the magic and lives of all the wizards tied to him, and the Malfoys had the most to lose. Now Draco is demanding the ancient payment of such a debt: that Harry become a Malfoy, in name and life and tradition. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 186,746 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Seduction of Snape by Bari Sax Player reviews
Hermione needs a place to stay. Harry's happy to help and let her stay at Grimmauld Place, problem is, Snape's already living there. Will this a problem? What's Hermione got on her mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,416 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Marriage Bed by Lyra Lupin reviews
A story of how perspectives change and how age changes those perspective... A cursed bed, a blind dragon and an ethical dilemma for Severus and Hermione. Can two intellectuals figure their way out without physical confrontation? Or is the physical necessary and not necessarily unwanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,904 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Facilitating Change by Aurette reviews
Hermione ends up in a dead-end job because she never went back to take her N.E.W.T.s. Severus is at loose ends because no one will offer him a job. Fluffy Angst Flangst! AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for reasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,740 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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Happy Birthday Severus 9-1-14 reviews
Severus reviews how he came to be laying next to Hermione on his birthday. There is profanity, and they make love...have sex...you get the idea
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Lord Who? reviews
Start with meddling elves, interfering Dumbledore, ancient powers. A triad of a pair Slytherins, and a Gryffindor. What happens when life is everything they didn't expect? When evil is ambivalent instead of malevolent? SS/HG/DM, side of LL/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,452 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
Aeternum vale! reviews
Aeternum vale - Farewell forever. I first called this Death in 2 scenes. It's the last moments of 2 people on this plane of existence, and the first moments as they meet in the afterlife, that simple. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/9/2014
Partition reviews
Beyonce's Partition as a moment between Severus and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What would make Snape faint? reviews
A collection of drabbles, stories of Snape's inability to stay on his feet 1- HG and SS interaction at finding out they were secretly married by Albus 2- The birth of a child, 3- Baby? Babies? M for profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Rolling in the Deep- Ipod challenge reviews
Ipod challenge- 10 ficlets (?) written within the space of time the song played. A short story of love lost and found.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ani LeDodi v'Dodi Li reviews
HG and SS seal a bond, M for mention of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete