Author has written 9 stories for Ben 10, Titanic, Girl Vs. Monster, and Austin & Ally.
Hi! Zenith McCarthy here. I want to say thank you for visiting my account and hopefully you will read my story.
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Hobbies- Tennis writing and reading
Never underestimate boring animals they all have something other animals don't have no matter how small.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely
One day I was in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me
When bored grab a friend and go to IKEA. Hide in the closets when no ones looking. Then we people pass by yell: WHAT'S UP WE JUST GOT BACK FROM NARNIA!!!!! Get's um ever time...
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but woopa gangnam style
*Frozen computer* Hm maybe if I spaztasticaly click everywhere it will start to work
People say the right person will come at the right time... Honestly I think mine has been hit by a truck
No matter how old you are if a toddler shoots you with a toy gun you pretend to die
Kik me! What?!?! you thought I meant actually kick me! No I meant the texting app. Dur!
Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil
Due tomorrow= Do tomorrow (That's for you Ethan!)
Don't be stuck with a nickname in high school; you will be stuck with it for the rest of your life
"Tonight we are young so I set the world on fire!" Me: What the heck!?!?! Who wants to set the freakin world on fire?
That foreign language you make up when you touch something extremely hot
I hate how chocolates melt in my fingers. Am I that hot?
The call them "flying fish" in reality they don't fly they just jump out the water for fresh air.
My friends think I'm crazy; its actually just random
Its one of those moments you know its wrong but don't give a crap
"Dude I failed" "Me too" *High five*
"Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe" Me: Not trying to diss the song but why give him your number he could be a serial killer. Logically speaking.
I used to be normal until I was introduced to the real world
That annoying moment when you close the wrong tab
I'm the type of person to fall back asleep to finish a dream
I like food and sleep. If I give you food or text you all night, your special to me
Pressing a toy that says 'TRY ME' at the store and it wont stop, so you just awkwardly walk away like nothing happened
It's time I say a TRUE fact. Your face is a noun
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face
Awkwardly standing there while your friend is talking to someone you don't know.
"Who are you texting?" *smiles* "No one."
That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo
I hate it when I'm trying to be serious, but then I accidentally smile
The walk of shame at the store when you have something back because your mom says no
I hate when I'm singing and someone joins in... I'm like "Bitch, this isn't high school musical"
Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% of battery remaining
Seeing a attractive person in public and thinking "Damn, I'll never see them again"
That tiny heart attack you get when your mom is borrowing your phone. WHAT IF SHE OPENS MY GALLERY? MY INBOX? MY EVERYTHING
Zombies eat brains, you're safe
Elementary math problems are weird. "I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?" Oh, I don't know DIABETES MAYBE (Not trying trying to be offensive to people with diabetes)
OBVIOUSLY , I'm single, because I'm to sexy for everyone
"That song is old" Sorry, I didn't know there was an expiration date on music.
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
If you never jumped from one couch to another, to save yourself from the lava, then you didn't have a childhood.
Doing homework in class before your teacher checks it
I hate it when I plan a conversation with someone in my head and they don't follow the script.
The awkward moment when you're first place in mario kart, then someone hits you and BAM! 8th place.
That annoying moment when you keep catching a commercial at the end, and wondering what it's about it.
*3AM text message* "Hey are asleep?" "No, I'm hunting zebras. What do you want?"
Boy: So I heard you like bad boys.
Boy: I don't mean to brag but when I play wii I don't put the safety strap on.
I you like these you can steal them and put them on your profile!
Now lets talk about stuff. Seriously, I wanna have a nice conversation. Talk to me by PM I'll answer.
I understand that scissors can beat paper and I get how rock can beat scissors. But there's now fricken way paper can beat rock. Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this scissors? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they to take notes in class. I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock could tear up paper in 2 seconds. When I play Rock/Paper/ Scissors, I always chose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper. I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute. But when a girl, World War lll is about to start.
If you have any questions about me PM me or I can answer you on my deviant account. GhostofJohn
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