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Why can't I can kill myself before they do! reviews
Harry Potter has had enough of his life and wants to terminate his whole ugly existence but as usual nothing works for Harry Potter. Major character deaths, multiple bonding, nasty Harry and a manipulative Dumbledore….HP/LL/MM…No Slash…Rated M mostly for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/2 - Published: 11/26
Fawkes spills the beans reviews
Harry Potter is placed, then he disappears. Dumbledore realizes his plans must be changed to another fool if he is to remain the leader of the wizard world. Will it be Longbottom or the current Lord's Slytherin attending Hogwarts? The other players finally allow Fawkes to spill the beans. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,337 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/18 - Published: 6/3
HARRY POTTER AND DUMBLEDOR'S PLANS reviews
Have you ever had one of those days? Plans are made, ideas are hatched and everything just seems to fall apart. The omnipotent Headmaster never got Harry Potter past the front door of the Dursley's. Harry was taught magic from a 200-year-old elf that raised him? Oh dear, somebody's in trouble aren't they? Rated M, No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,119 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
ANTI-COCKWISE HARRY, ARSE ABOUT FACE POTTER reviews
You have heard of Vernon Dursley and theirs so called family. You have heard of the meek and downtrodden Harry Potter. Where else would you start before the Fhit hits the San. Twenty years of unlived memories dumped into a five year old Harry may upset the plans of a few people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 138,463 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 5/29/2015 - Complete
Where Oh where is Harry Potter reviews
Harry Potter wasn't he left at Privet drive? Why can't the all powerful Albus Dumbledore find Harry Potter, or is that just a rumor? Did the escaped convict Sirius Black kidnap five-year-old Harry Potter or did Harry Potter runaway? This is defiantly Mature so be pre-warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,348 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
RUN I TOLD MYSELF, RUN reviews
There is Harry Potter who is trying for a life but knows he needs to get out. Not brave or powerful just someone who is tired of being confined so he can be safe and secure. Unable to get away from his handlers and the directors of his life he is left shaking his head but still charging ahead. There is always the luck of Harry Potter. This is defiantly Mature so be pre-warned
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,086 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Complete
YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE reviews
Vernon got carried away and there is only a spirit of Harry Potter and a magic that refuses to die. A magical spirit that is lost to its own devices and morals. A entity with the background memories of Tom Riddle. Rated M for language altleast. Not book compliant as this is an idea I am still working on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,264 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Complete
Harry's Menagerie reviews
Just after the Prophesy is release by Dumbledore Harry sees the light and is not happy. This starts teeth grinding unhappiness with many of Harry's acquaintances. His enemies fair far worse. Lots of character bashing, character death and not book compliant. Rated M for language at least. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,568 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The continued life of reviews
This is another twisted story starting around the end of the 'Do you know who I am' story. A very dead Harry Potter twice over is in the middle of girl heaven. A sequel if you wish, reading previous story is recommended. Lots of character bashing, character death and not book compliant. Rated M for language at least. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,885 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Complete
Beware what's hidden in the Basement reviews
This is another twisted story around Harry Potter. With a change in his life and fortunes he becomes a confident and dangerous Potter, a girl magnet but the Fates disagree. Lots of character bashing, character death and definitely not book compliant. Rated M for language at least. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,101 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Do you know who I am? reviews
This is another twisted story starting around the third year with dark magic and a very dead Harry Potter. Who will take his place? Harry Potter of course. Dumbledore always has a plan. Lots of character bashing, character death and not book compliant. Rated M for language at least. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,344 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Wind, Fire and Harry reviews
This is another twisted story starting around the Hogwarts letter. The tale starts around a happy Harry Potter with no wizard magic. They must chase him down but can they hold onto something that they can't touch. Character bashing, with character death, NO slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,758 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Complete
Your Wand is my Friend reviews
"The wand chooses the wizard- The wand learning from the wizard, the wizard from the wand." But what if you were a freak and touching another's wand caused you to learn everything that passed through that wand and was learned by the host. Another twisted story around the time of the Tri-Wizard tournament. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,457 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Snake, the Lies, the Escape reviews
Harry has decided he is leaving town and is given a helping hand by Sam. Establishing a life in America only to run again. He finds Hogwarts not his cup of tea but is forced back. How many times can you laugh in the face of Death while your friends stab you in the back.. Character bashing, character deaths, not book compliant. No Slash. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,660 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
In and Out then Back again reviews
This is a Harry Potter story using Babylon 5 time distortion idea with Dumbledore trying to control everything. Character bashing and death, no slash. Rated M. Harry can't win or stay out of trouble. Technology Super Harry around the Tri-Wizard tournament time. Everyone has time for Harry Potter.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,934 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2013 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
NOPE, NOT HAPPENING reviews
Starting at the Tournament Harry says enough and loses his magic. Through some twists and turns he's of course comes back but that's part of the plot. Rated M for language but possibly more. Daphne Greengrass stars as the female lead, but the rest of Hogwarts will end up being fair game. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,727 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Complete
The Deadly Twin reviews
Where can you go if you are dead, then meet your almost twin who is dead, while joined by your wife who is bonded to you. Then Zeus makes a decision along with the other godesses. Then will you revenge Dumbledore who killed you. Please, this is M rated for everything, but no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 117,103 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't screw with me or else reviews
Harry is a product of his environment, a murderer by eight, reform school by nine, by ten he has taken out another problem. Now he is eleven and is headed for Hogwarts with revenge on his mind and cold steel in his hand. By twelve he has two wives and is building an empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
WHO ELECTED ME? reviews
Harry Potter learns he is not known but has a well known brother. This is a fantasy story with a lot of girl friends and a wife and a lot of character bashing, character death and not book compliant. They try and control him, kill him and cheat him but the wizard world is having a problem with Harry the adopted Goblin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,149 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Why Me, AGAIN reviews
Harry Potter and involuntary travel by the fates. Bashing of characters in an attempt to be left free. K at least. Not book complant with character deaths. Bad grammar and spelling. To start with a normal person who escapes untill the Fates make a game of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 178,199 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete