Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
"If you were me, then I'd be you, and we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?" - Unknown
"Remember kids. A smart guy knows when it's time to RUN LIKE A LITTLE B#$%!" Desert Punk, Episode 1
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby
"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." - Unknown
The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it" - George Orwell
"Doctors bury their mistakes. Lawyers hang them. But journalists put theirs on the front page" - Unknown
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." - Unknown
"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about." - Unknown
"Originality consists of trying to be like everybody else...and failing." - Unknown
"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea."
"The only criticism which hurts is that which we deserve" - Unknown
"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value" - Unknown
"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." - Unknown
"Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door." - Unknown
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not so sure about the universe.
Life is a lesson; you'll learn it when you're through.
In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.
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