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Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.

If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Quotes

"If you were me, then I'd be you, and we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?" - Unknown

"Remember kids. A smart guy knows when it's time to RUN LIKE A LITTLE B#$%!" Desert Punk, Episode 1

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice." Bill Cosby

"Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much." - Unknown

The quickest way of ending a war is to lose it" - George Orwell

"Doctors bury their mistakes. Lawyers hang them. But journalists put theirs on the front page" - Unknown

"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." - Unknown

"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about." - Unknown

"Originality consists of trying to be like everybody else...and failing." - Unknown

"Coffee just isn't my cup of tea."

"The only criticism which hurts is that which we deserve" - Unknown

"Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value" - Unknown

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." - Unknown

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never made an attempt to slam a revolving door." - Unknown

Life isn't measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open.

The best mind-altering drug is truth.

To be clever enough to get all the money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not so sure about the universe.

Life is a lesson; you'll learn it when you're through.

In order to be someone, you must first be yourself.

Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.

Favorite Characters:

1. Harry P

2. Alex M.

3. Eragon S.

4. N. Tonks

Favorite Books/Series

Inheritance Cycle Skulduggery Pleasent

Harry Potter Deltora Quest

Rangers Apprentice The Immortal Nicolas Flammel

Artemus Fowl Just to name a few...

Best Fanfiction Universes that Need More Fics

1. WARHAMMER! Seriously you would think no-one plays this or reads it.

2. PROTOTYPE! Even worse it has like 5 decent fics.

3. INHERITANCE CYCLE! Not as bad as first 2 big still..

4. PERCY JACKSON! Now this is one that has heaps of fics but they are crappy, less then 2,000 word, unfinished fics.

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Return of the Speaker's Heir by The Potters of the Future reviews
Last year, Harry found out about his father, met others like himself, went to a magical school, dodged an old man's questions, all the while keeping Voldemort from the Ultimate power. Now in his second year, Harry the son of Hades must now contend with the return of an ancient line that threatens the destruction of Hogwarts itself. Sequel to Prince of Death!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 157,970 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 1,820 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Hades
Rise of the Wizards by Teufel1987 reviews
Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 52 - Words: 478,793 - Reviews: 3418 - Favs: 4,006 - Follows: 4,027 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Street Rat by The Potters of the Future reviews
At 4 years old Harry is abandoned in the streets of London watch as he goes through life learning about his magic making friends. What will happen when the time comes to go to Hogwarts will he be able to go? Warnings: Child abuse & Neglect, language!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,073 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Harry P.
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 49 - Words: 230,674 - Reviews: 1175 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 915 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2747 - Favs: 6,246 - Follows: 7,093 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Path to Godhood by VexMaster reviews
A psychopathic nerd is given a strange and terrible power to enter the Warhammer 40K realm at will and to manipulate the world around him. What will he become? What terrible evil shall he let loose upon these many worlds? What horrors shall he invoke?
Crossover - X-overs & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 111,444 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,974 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2289 - Favs: 7,094 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Someone to Love by The Ferryman reviews
Honks. what if Ginny died at the Battle of Hogwarts and Tonks lived? Riddle is dead, the battle won, but the war is not yet over. Two grieving people have one chance to clean up the MoM for good, the clock's ticking, while caring for a baby half-werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 138,383 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 808 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Soldier by LilaKatze reviews
Harry was born to be a fighter-it was his destiny. But destiny never said what time period he had to become one. Harry Potter X Halo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Harry P., Master Chief/John-117
The Next Great Adventure by marietsy2 reviews
They say that death is the next great adventure, but what if you are filled with so many regrets of the life you lived. Would you be able to go?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2384 - Favs: 2,390 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3229 - Favs: 6,508 - Follows: 6,696 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 3,151 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Path of Decision by lulu42 reviews
Voldemort is in power, but the Wizarding World fights back. Harry Potter, Master of Death, is faced with a choice, move forward or change everything? Sandman Crossover COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 244,659 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4014 - Favs: 6,900 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Lightning Fervor by Helltanz98 reviews
As the Light searches for the prophesized Harry Potter they butt heads with the forces of the system lord Raiden, even as far older forces begin to stir. The Galaxy prepares for war as earth struggles to find its path. Mass Crossover, under rewrite notice so chapters are subject to change. The rewrites for chapters 1-38 have been posted as June 2013
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 183,073 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P.
Powers that be by Helltanz98 reviews
We've all read stories where Harry learns magic early from 'muggle' sources, Four chosen by the Elder gods, to determine the superiority of the Gods, this game has destroyed civilizations, Harry Potter is one such Sorcerer Lord.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 38 - Words: 107,155 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P.
All Because of Hermione Granger by Seel'vor reviews
PostOotP. Harry confesses his love to Hermione... only to be shot down. His return to Privet Drive and his depression spells the end of the World. H/Hr. Fairly Dark theme. Was a one-shot, now has a second, happy chappie!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,825 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 2,478 - Follows: 439 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 360 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fayr Warning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1583 - Favs: 2,343 - Follows: 2,837 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
Harry's Madness by SilverLocke980 reviews
UPDATED! CHAPTER 39Harry snaps, and becomes a darkness that rivals Voldemort himself...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 128,919 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
WIZARDS DUEL--SIXTH YEAR by monkeymouse reviews
"Tall orders are easy," Dumbledore smiled; "the impossible takes an extra day or two."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,585 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort