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Author has written 38 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, Bold and the Beautiful, Marching Band, Total Drama series, Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Warning: I've got a very long profile.
UPDATE: if you're reading this, I haven't forgot about this site I just lost a lot of motivation. A lot of things started happening in my life it once and this was just no longer the priority that it was. I haven't done anything real in about two years but I really miss this. I want to get back in it soon. As of right now all stories written are discontinued. I'm sad to say that but speaking honestly I had endings written in my head. I hope I'll be back. -1219/16
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My favorite pairings I ship so hard (no particular order):
Gohan/Videl- Dragon Ball Z
Kirito (Kazuto)/ Asuna- Sword Art Online
Kaori/Yuki- One Week Friends
Shougo/Saki- One Week Friends
Goku/Chi-Chi- Dragon Ball Z
Copy and Paste section
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
-When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate
-When life gives you lemons, throw them at the mean people and hope it gets them in the eyes
-If at first you don't succeed, burn all the evidence that you tried
-Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered, "Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, forget about the fruit! xD
- There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it isn't a train.
- Those who say nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Look at #1, and continue with the fun!
(1) IMPORTANT! Look at number 5
(2) (I like doing this XD) Look at 7
3)Sorry...look at number 9
(4) You will never believe it! Number 11
(5) Now look at number 3
(6) Ok ok! Look at number 10
(7) OMG! Look at number 4
(8) I just wanted to say hi :) now I'm done
(9) Once again...look at number 2
(10) Now look at number 8
(11) I dare you to look at number 6
5 Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3. The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!) 5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
If you have pretended to use the DBZ/DBZK characters moves copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pretended to be the DBZ character copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hate it when nobody reviews your story copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever screamed at the main character in a book or TV show telling them "don't do it!" copy and paste this in your profile (happened with Goku, Gohan, Vegeta, Yamcha, and Tien)
If you are practically a real life Avatar character or DBZ/DBZK character copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can daydream for hours non-stop about DBZ/DBZK, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think about DBZ/DBZK practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you still support Kataang and haven't reverted to the dark side yet (despite bribes of cookies), copy this into your profile
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar: The Last Airbender was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If want to kill the person who said DBZ/DBZK was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile. (That would be Gohan and Goten)
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your profile(Hehehe sorry Vegeta and Freeza)
If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.
Copy this to your profile if you are a Kataang supporter!
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Zutarakid50 Avatarfan1, Yamchafan, NerdsRule!!!
Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, ZutaraKid50 Avatarfan1, Yamchaforever, NerdsRule!!!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If your sick of people obssesing with, making a big deal out of, or freaking out over Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever been so obsessed with something (DB, DBZ, DBZK, DBGT) to the point that it scares your friends, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. (The Z Warriors of course)
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Well at least i don't think so. I will have to ask people if they did I was wish back with the dragon balls then my memory erased.)
If you were ever hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you are a proud Zutara hater, copy this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile (Ya just like the Z Warriors ;)
If you think Videl should be able to ride Nimbus, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are an AdvancedShipper, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't have a profile for FanFiction, create one, then copy and paste it to your new profile
If you think that Dragon Ball was way too inaproriate to be a children's show, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Dragon Ball GT was the worst in the Dragon Ball Series, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate it when people are talking about the blue avatar when your thinking about Avatar: The Last Airbender, copy and paste to your profile.
If you may or may not have OCD (Obsesive Compulsive Disorder), copy and past this to your profile.
Favorite Anime: Dragon Ball Z
Favorite Character from Dragon Ball Z: Videl
Other Animes I enjoy: Pokemon, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Teen Titans( IDK if they're all animes)
GT Plothole: In DBZ, Pan was four. In Gt, Pan was fourteen. The time skip was 7 years. 47=11
Book Quote of the Week: I tried so hard I farted. - Out Of My Mind - Sharon M. Draper.
You may or may not believe: Before DragonBall Z Kai, I never watched anything Dragonball. You see at the time, I loved Avatar: The Last Airbender and always watched on it NickToons, but when DBZK came out Avatar was at 11 instead of 10 after a month I thought "Well, that show has to be pretty good to move Avatar back an hour." So I watched the episode. One of the best 30 minutes of my life. Then I got obsessed.
"Luke, I am your grandmother!" "NNNNOOOO- wait, that's not how it goes in the script!" "It's not- OOHHH I see. Luke, I am your father-s cousin-s uncle-s nephew-s former roomate-s favorite toy!!!" "So what does that make us exactly?" "Absolutly nothing!" "Yay!"-Tahu and Teridax doing a parody
"I throw my sandwhich in the air sometimes singin AAAAYYYYOOO I want some MAAAYYYYOO!"-Jumpshot25
When life gives you lemons, make applesauce and have people wonder how the heck you did that.- Unknown
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.- Unknown
When life gives you bananas, throw them back and scream "I WANT LEMONS!"- Jumpshot25
Bunnys look cute, but when you get close, the bite your face off. So remember, only YOU can prevent forest fires... Wait... what?- Unknown
"E is for emotional, ruin everybody's day, M is for moody. O is for on the dark side cause we have some cookies, COOKIES!" -E.M.O. song, parody of F.U.N. by Unknown
"Could you PLEASE save us all a little more quietly? I'm trying to read."- Unknown
"Don't question your elders!" "You're like 3 months older than me!" "So?" "Plus I'm taller, by like, 3 inches!" "But I'm older." "By 3 months!!!" "And don't you forget it." - Jumpshot25 arguing with a very stubborn cousin
When I get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead.- Barney Stinson
"I hate you." "I hate you more." "Oh yeah? Well I hate you morer!"-Jumpshot25 having a very weird conversation with sister
"English is for losers. I speak awesome-nese!" -Acrojester17, a.k.a. Lewa on the Matachatroom by Mazula
"We both know there are 1,000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." Mentioned several times in Bahumut PURE's stories
"I baked you a pie!" "OH boy what flavor?" "Pie flavor!" - asdf movie
"Art thou insane?" "Um... no...?...wait... YES!...no... don't tell me, I got this!"-Someone
"Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before" "I just saw one in the mirror. He's STALKING me."- someone reacting to a line in the real slim shady by Eminem
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.(NO, not you Ellis...)
If you think the Coco Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't think that everything Oprah says is true and you don't watch her religiously then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Sapphirepaw, hxcb, SilverwingedShadow, Meepisms, Bella, InLoveWithInsanity, KurokamiHaruhi, Chiharu- Angel
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. (I can finish at least two. :D)(KH: me too! ppl call me wierd b-cuz of it!)(CA- i have so many my mother tries to get me to sell them..lol)
If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your profile(CH- ahhh James Patterson)
If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your profile
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile
IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE(CH- Roflamo)
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show or song) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.(CH- I said the joker is a wanted man, makes his way all across the land, See him sifting through the sand, So I'll tell you all the story, About the joker and the thief of the night)
Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
You are a writer IF...
-If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time... Shakes head sadly)
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying 'WOW, we really messed up.'
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much?".
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, RUN!".
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!".
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue".
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Man: Hi, I think we've had a date once or twice?
Man: Will you go out with me Saturday?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Woman: Well it's a good thing N and O are together.
Milk tastes good... NOT People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
92 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 that's laughing till ya' choke, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If Justin Beiber jumped off a cliff 99% of girls would go after him, copy and paste this to your profile if you would be the 1% with popcorn laughing your effin butt off!!
99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
98 PERCENT OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION DRINKS OR HAS BEEN AROUND ALCOHOL.
If you think about something random practically 24/7, copy and paste this into your profile!
98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of it's effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (just share dammit!)
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, colpy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Warning: Sad poems.
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
My name is Sarah
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: When you go grocery shopping, grab a ketch up or mustard bottle and treat it like baby. "Don't my baby you safe with me now."
5: Say to random ppl don't trump it and point to the floor as they walk. Then say you trumped and killed it.
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Dont use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
--You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!
--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!
--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?
--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!
--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.
--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
-- Dont worry abot the world ending today it's alrady tomarow in some other part of the world!
--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?
--Drive like you stole it!
--Everyday I think people can't get any dumber. Every day I'm proven horribly wrong.
--I didn't escape from the mental ward! Those sirens are a complete coincidence!
--Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.
--Light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
--Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.
--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
--It's not PMS...it's you.
--Normal people worry me.
--And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution!
--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.
--I do not have an attitude problem! I have an attitude, but I just can't find a problem with it.
--I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.
--I don't need your attitude, I have my own.
--I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.
--You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you
--Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!
--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.
--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
--My Reality Check bounced.
--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
--I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
--Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
--Eagles may soar, but wolves don't get sucked up into jet engines.
--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!
--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.
--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.
--Would you like a cookie? So would I!
--"Pardon me while I find a container for my joy."-Debbie of the Wild Thornberrys
--"Of course, you realize this means war."-Bugs Bunny
--You can't make people love you, but you can stalk them until they give in.-Scoop by Rene Gutteridge
--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
--Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
--Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!
--I ran with scissors, and lived!
--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
--A day without sunshine is like...Night.
--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
--Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. - unknown
--Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
--I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
--Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
--It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
--Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!
--"If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed."
--Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
--One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
--It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it!
--Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horoscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
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1. You are completly in love with this person
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Fun Things To Do In A Lift
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Me: I'd rather be random and unpopular than unrandom and popular any day!)
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (Me: I find that I am a very tough opponent.) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile
If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been asked several times if you have escaped from a mental hospital, copy this onto your profile. (Me: HELL YEAH I HAVE!)
I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell: "Follow that car!"
Math: The only place where people buy 60 watermelons and no one wonders why.
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face.
That annoying moment when you start the same sentence three times, and someone interrupts you each time.
Walking into a restaurant "Would you like a table?" No, we'll just eat on the floor.
I've always wanted to turn around in a big chair and say "I' ve been expecting you."
Saying to your friends, "If we get caught, here's the story..."
No, I will not share my iPod with you. It's an iPod not an usPod.
That mini heart attack when the teacher calls your name and your not even paying attention.
Ever looked at your best friend and thought, 'Why aren't we comedians?'
I hate it when cashiers ask, "Is that everything?" No, I'd also like all this invisible crap.
That awkward moment when someone catches you talking to yourself.
"Hi, can I help you?" No, I just waited in line for fifteen minutes to say hi.
That awkward moment when you see something you like, check the price tag, and walk away slowly.
I'm jealous of my parents. I'll never have a kid as awesome as theirs.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
"My memory is so bad."
"How bad is what?"
If the music's too loud, your too old.
Never underestimate the power of us girls and the power we have when we're pissed off.
Sarcasm: an easy way to insult idiots.
A friend told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a cup of water, I'd drink it.
In my school, I'm called strange. But I'm not strange, I'm limited edition!
Love you're enemies. It pisses them off.
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flocking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shoot I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you."
1. Wear a shirt that says 'Life'. Hand out lemons.
2. Hire two private investigators, Get them to follow each other.
3. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here", with a straight face.
4. Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar. Eat it in public.
5. Run into a store. Ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell, "IT WORKED!" and run out cheering.
6. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
7. Follow joggers around in a car blasting Eye of the Tiger' for encouragement.
Favorite Quote: A dragon growling at you! Why the HFIL you tryna swat a fly?!