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Author has written 2 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

name: its to epic for you to handle.

gender: female

age: why should i tell you

birthday: june

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity

Hi guys I have a new obsession maximum ride

james Patterson is an amazing writer and the only other writer to make me cry

it used to that only rick riordan could make me cry while reading but I have blubber several times during James books

I have finished all the max ride books exept 1 in 2 days and I am refusing to read nevermore right now because if I do I will start crying

Hi I'm sorry I can't continue but some one went all Sheldon on me and basically told me I wasn't allowed to continue if this has happened to you make a club and I will gladly join I am so sad that I can't continue I will keep going on my other stories and post more out I find somewhere else to post it I will tell you on here. Sorry abo

ut that if you want to know who it is look in the reveiws

if you dont copy and paste this, something bad will happen to you. we'll see just how concieted you relly are.

copy and paste this if you support your country's (or any country's) troops.

"Girls Don't Realize These Things"

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

Guys I'm retiring for a bit because life's a pain and I'm going through some seiros shiz right know

Nico is gay he has a crush on percy.

im glad rick did this it shows he is not against gays it is brave and awsome

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Why Boys Shouldn't Cheat There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLy liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were

messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney

Lost your pen= No pen No pen= No notes No notes= No study No study= Fail Fail= No diploma No diploma= No work No work= No money No money= No food No food= Skinny Skinny= Ugly Ugly= No love No love= No marriage No marriage= No children No children= Alone Alone= Depression Depression= sickness Sickness= Death Life Lesson= Don't lose your pen. You'll die.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

The girl you just called fat?She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

things to know

fav colour: blue

fav animal: narwhal

They Hurt Her They Hurt Her

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends. Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors. When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets. There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life. After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. They hurt her... (When I read this it made me all paranoid, so I decided to repost it. And it's a cool story, honestly.)

15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. "

Most Girls Want A Guy Who Will Take Them Expensive Places and Take Them On Moonlight Walks.

I Want A Guy Who Will Fall Into Tartarus With Me.


i wish i had a boyfriend that would do these things...

What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you
Give her your attention

When she pull's away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Awww...luv this

Pick up lines comebacks... add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Is your name Daisy? cause I have an incredible urge to plant you right here.
Woman: Really? I have an incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

man: you are the girl of my dreams
woman: oh yeah it was the one were i kicked your butt

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I want "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
1.You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.
2.You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3.You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.
4.You know which pages the good parts are on.
5.You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6.You start hearing Perachel in every song you hear. (Or something else:Percabeth.)
7.You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8.You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Hades)
9.You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10.You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11.You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12.You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13.You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14.You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16.You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17.You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20.You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21.You dream about PJO every night.
22.You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What the Hades?" a lot)
23.You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
24.You know PJO better then most sane people
25.You have links to every great PJO site
26.You add things to the list every day
27.You know what you would do if you were Percy
28.You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
29.At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future (I keep re-reading The Last Olympian)
30.You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work
31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood
32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
33.You are trying to learn Greek
34.You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.
36.You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes (haha, did that once in a subway. He was with his blond haired girlfriend, which was even creepier. xD)
37.You have an instant crush on Nico! (I LOVE NICO!
38.You just have to research more about greek mythology (Did that. Know almost everything now. :P)
39.You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
40.You want to learn Latin
42.You copy/paste this onto your profile
43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
44.You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
45.You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree
47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
48.You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them
49.You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess
50.You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
51.You were so busy reading that you missed number 41
52.You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
53.You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
54.You threatened your friend with our friend way downstairs' Kindly Ones at least five times
55.You said 'Gods' instead of 'God' when you pledge allegiance every morning.
56.You dreamt about Percy and Annabeth during their quest.
57.Everything you doodle is somehow related to them.
58.You cannot sleep without reading a good two hours of Percy Jackson's fanfic or the books
59.You think about Percy Jackson even when you are in the middle of a very intense competition.
60.You don't care about other judging with your obsession and had been called weird due to that a million times.

Punctuation is very important to our everyday lives. For example:
"Let's eat Grandma!"
"Let's eat, Grandma!"
Just one little comma can make such a big difference!

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel

whenever a limo passes my car.

yes I promise to remember PJO

wherever I may go

because I know what the Olympians know!

“Dance, you guys!” Thalia ordered. “You look stupid just standing there.” I looked nervously at Annabeth, then at the groups of girls who were roaming the gym. “Well?” Annabeth said. “Um, who should I ask?” She punched me in the gut. “Me, Seaweed Brain.” “Oh. Oh, right.” The Titan’s Curse

“With great power… comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.” Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian

Percy and Frank stumbled backward. “Um… is that thing tame?” Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. “I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’” “You speak horse?” Hazel asked. “‘Baby man’?” Frank spluttered. “Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing,” Percy said. “Uh, I mean a Neptune thing.” "Then you and Arion should get along fine,” Hazel said. “He’s a son of Neptune too.” Percy turned pale. “Excuse me?” The Son of Neptune

97% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Beiber standing on a skyscraper, about to jump. If you are one of the 3% who would grab a chair and popcorn and chant "JUMP! JUMP!" then copy and paste this on your profile.

Percy Jackson characters in no particular order:

1. Percy

2. Annabeth

3. Thalia

4. Nico

5. Grover

6. Jason

7. Leo

8. Piper

9. Clarisse

10. Silena

11. Chiron

12. Rachel

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Jason and Chiron…. That is slightly disturbing….

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nico? hell yeah

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Rachel and Piper?! No comment!!!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Clarisse? Yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Annabeth and Jason?! NOOOOO!!! Reasons:

Annabeth is dating Percy and Percabeth should never be broken apart!!!!Annabeth doesn’t trust JasonJason doesn’t trust Annabeth

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Grover/Clarisse or Grover/Silena…. Grover/Silena because Grover would probably be scared of Clarisse.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Leo walked in on Rachel and Annabeth? He would probably stand there for a few seconds, then say "hey ladies can leo join the party

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic

Thalia has feelings towards Nico, but she is a huntress so she cannot follow through. Will Silena be able to convince her that True love is all that matters?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Percy and Piper ? Possibly… though its mostly brother and sisterly

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

To Tame the Fire of our Hearts (I don’t know!! Don’t judge me!!)

11. Does any of your friends read Three/Eight?

Thalia and Piper? Gods of Olympus I really hope not!!

12. Do any of your friends, write or draw Eleven?

Chiron? Not that I know of….

13. Would any of your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Annabeth/Nico/Grover NOOOOO!!!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Piper? Not sure… I will put my iPod on shuffle and whatever it comes up with I will choose! Okay the song is: The A Team by Ed Sheeran

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Grover? I don’t think I have…

17. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (12)

Percy and Leo are in in a happy relationship until Clarisse runs off with Leo. Percy, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Chiron and a brief unhappy affair with Jason, then follows the wise advice of and finds true love with Rachel

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

Piper and Chiron? I doubt Chiron would fit in a closet…

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Annabeth. I guess sad….

23. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Leo, Clarisse and Nico woke me at 3am singing Baby. Kick out Clarisse then give Leo and Nico a hug because their awesome!!

ONE DAY IN school a male (female dog) said to me

"You are the girl of my dreams!"

Then I said " oh yeah I remember that dream it was the one when punched your face "

He walked a way after that.

1. Which is your favorite color out of: red , black , blue , green , or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3. Your month of birth?

4. Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as you.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?

8.Do you like the Lake or Ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

1. If you choose:

Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

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The Rising of Merlin by Teekalin reviews
Merlin has lived for almost 1400 years without intervening with the wizard world. But when the time comes that he no longer can ignore Harry's need for help he decides to act, but it didn't go exactly as he had planned. Old enemies becomes friends, past regrets resurface, and the one thing that matters most is finally about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,783 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Merlin, Morgana] Harry P., Hermione G.
Brace Yourself, Hogwarts - The Demigods are Here by moonshroom420 reviews
With the war against Gaea over, the seven, Nico and Thalia barely get a rest before Chiron informs them of the magical world of wizards and witches. Specifically, a boy named Harry Potter, who is entering his 5th year at Hogwarts. Percy's job for an entire year is to keep the Chosen One safe from Voldemort. But the evil wizard seems to know more about Percy than he should. AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 81,856 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Percy J.
It's All Relative by Pmtcvr98 reviews
Rachel's newfound family is coming to stay for the rest of the summer following the Second Titan War. Though she has her own secrets to hide, she find's that there may be more to the red headed family than meets the eye.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,868 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 4/5
The Safe House by thegoddesskym reviews
About a year after the Giant War, Chiron offers some of the campers to work in safe houses. This means living in the mortal world without fear of monster attacks. When Nico signed up for it he didn t know he would have to deal with high school, jealousy and nosy teenagers. Also the whole 'safe' thing doesn t exactly work if the monster in the kitchen is anything to go by. Solangelo
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 71,495 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 2/8 - Nico A., Will S.
Heroes Go To Hogwarts by AnnabethsJackson reviews
Percy Jackson and co. plus Thalia and Nico are sent to Hogwarts to pose as wizards and protect Harry Potter. Set in Harry's fifth year. Will The Golden Trio find out who these mysterious american exchange students really are? Percabeth, Frazel, Japer, Caleo. disclaimer: A lot of people have been plagiarizing this story. Please stop copying my lines to your fanfiction.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,706 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 8/23/2014
Percabeth Through the Mist by Cnrbrr reviews
What thoughts do people have when they meet Percabeth? Find out as we explore the thoughts of Demi-gods, mortals, the Gods and the happy couple themselves. The stories about how Percy and Annabeth have affected people
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Accidental Vessel by Alatar Maia reviews
Gabriel might have made a mistake when he borrowed pagan weapons to make a fake angel blade, but he'd thought it would be enough to trick Lucifer. Well, it was, but now the archangel find himself set adrift on another Earth. With his Grace almost gone and unwillingly possessing Harry Potter, what can Gabriel do? Maybe Hogwarts will be enough to distract him. T for swearing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 258,009 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 1,225 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel
Merlin's guide as to why you shouldn't be Voldemort by 4Eirlys reviews
When Voldemort resurrects Morgana to help with his plans, the Old Religion cries out in agony to Merlin, to help him restore the balance. With the help of friends Old and New Merlin must return to Hogwarts to protect the 'Chosen One'. And a Wayward Bird, a Natural Seer, Ginger Twins and a Potions Master don't make it easy for him...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 179,899 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Merlin, Morgana, Harry P., Luna L.
Dementors and Demigods by rainbowchameleon reviews
SPOILERS FOR BOO! Set three months after the Giant War, Dumbledore (son of Hecate) calls on Chiron to help protect Harry from Sirius Black. Will Solace and Nico di Angelo are chosen to go to Hogwarts. Budding Solangelo. Will be Boy x Boy eventually. Set in Harry's third year.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,638 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Nico A., Will S.
The Avengers and Loki as: KIDS! by Mizra67 reviews
The Avengers have a battle with Loki on the top of the Statue of Liberty, an accident happens and they are ALL turned into kids! What is to expect! Some kiddy fun thats what! (Once again the summary sucks, the story is way better!) LOTS OF FLUFF AND CUTE. (Cover credits to derlaine on Tumblr)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,995 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Nick F., Agent Maria Hill
The Mix-Up in Number 12 Grimmauld Place (Rewrite) by FanGirl214 reviews
Nico was in the worst situation possible. First, he was tired as hell, thanks to his cousin. Then, he ended up who knows where, just because he couldn't handle his stupid emotions. And now, he was the 'prisoner' of a bunch of stupid stick wielding maniacs, who (by the way) were crazy as fuck! Will Percy and the group be able to get Nico back before everything goes up in flames?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,570 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Nico A., Will S.] Hermione G., Percy J.
Anything Goes In Fanfiction by xXGrayGuitar14Xx reviews
"Anything goes in Fanfiction." Grover said. Nico snorted, "Yeah, I can get every girl at camp, catch you and Percy MAKING OUT by the shed, and can still go to school. Yeah, anything goes in crazy fan's minds. Let's read another one and see who faints next." "NO!" Everyone yelled. Rated T for cussing. Accepting requests for stories the demigods to read. SPOILERS FOR ALL BOOKS! OOC
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,158 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Grover, Nico A., Percy J., Leo V.
How to Watch a Movie with Vikings and Dragons by OWolfunderfullMoonO reviews
After the argument with Stoic and Hiccup, I make them watch the movie! Chaos ensues! I will make a sequel.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,579 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 5/5/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 3,055 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Firsts by she.s.a.shy.one reviews
He promised he would come back for her. And he did. / The first time they met, the first time a man returned for her, the first time they came to Camp Half Blood, the first time she thought he was a complete fool (and the times after that). The many firsts in the relationship of Calypso, goddess of Ogygia and Leo Valdez, son of Hephaestus. (Post- HoH; CALEO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 192,796 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Calypso, Leo V.
Jealousy by lunatic2.2 reviews
Magnus Bane claims that he is not the type of being jealous. With Alec as his boyfriend he doesn t really need to have a reason, anyway, as he is the most honest and trustworthy person he has ever known. What happens, though, when Alec gets hit on in a club? (A collection of little short stories with jealous Magnus ;D)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,814 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 6/30/2014 - [Magnus B., Alec L.] Jace W., Isabelle L.
Thalico by DoctorCampHogwarts reviews
Just a bunch of Thalico one shots.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,345 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Nico A., Thalia G.]
Love is Patient, Love is Kind by ObsidianWingsOfMidnight reviews
Castiel is an angel and a slave. Dean is a human king, and one day he gets an unexpected gift as a peace offering. Eventual Destiel, some Sastiel, and possibly some Sabriel, plus other pairings.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,434 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Betrothed by Clary Chase reviews
*HICCUPxASTRID* HTTYD2 never happened. "It's a... matter of peace" Hiccup frowned "So... what does Astrid have to do with this?" Stoick took a deep breath "She's involved more than anyone else on Berk, son"
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,628 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 6/27/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Merida
The Twelve Days Of Locklyle by One Bright Light reviews
In which Lucy is confused and annoyed, Lockwood is being weird, giving her presents and acting disconcertingly innocent, and George is enjoying the show. In other words, Christmas had come to Lockwood & Co. and what better way to celebrate than with some fluff about our favourite couple?
Lockwood & Co. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4 - Complete
Watching Doctor Who by QueenoftheBlackOrder reviews
Sexy, the TARDIS, pulls two Doctors and some of the companions at the time when they most need each other to watch a TV series broadcasted by Rose from the parallel universe, it's called 'Doctor Who'.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,879 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014
Demigods Revealed by x'TotalEclipse'x reviews
The Mist is gone. Mortals know about demigods. But their not sure who exactly is one. Read as our strongest heroes identity's are revealed to Mortals. In the most dramatic ways.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,600 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Tales of Meeting Percabeth by Author Incognito reviews
Just a bunch of one-shots on what would happen when other characters meet Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 30,027 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Watching Your Fate Change by WatUCWatIC reviews
Hiccup, along with the rest of the vikings, ends up having to deal with a witch(?) who claims she knows Hiccup will grow up to be great. Not believing her, the vikings send her away; she instead transports them to a movie theater. The dragons (including the terrifying Night Fury) are already there, and everyone's forced to watch as Hiccup's future unfolds before them. BeforeMovie
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,191 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Just his luck by greekgeekspywannabe reviews
SCORPIA attacks Alex at school and K-Unit is there to take him to Brecon Beacon in Wales. He doesn't know for how long but will try to get better. How much trouble can his luck get him into? Prequel to "That's Classified" my NCIS/AlexRider crossover. I OWN NOTHING! (1)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,723 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Wolf
What It Seems by evergreen451 reviews
When the fairies discover a mysterious patch of magic in Britain that they can't get into, they send 14-year old Artemis to investigate- and what he finds will surprise even him. Set in 4th year, Artemis will be meeting Harry and all the rest. Rated T just because I'm paranoid. Terrible summary, sorry!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,595 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Harry P., Artemis F., Holly S.
Reunions With the SAS by 23dae5dal03ist reviews
SAS training comes back to haunt him two years after Alex's first mission. Now he has to train new soldiers and fend off a suspicious sergeant as well as dodge pesky questions from his former unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,907 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Alex R./Cub
Watching A Very Potter Senior Year by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, Fred, and George were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'A Very Potter Sequel'. But now that's over and they're joined by Neville and Luna to watch A Very Potter Senior Year! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Sequel'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,083 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Wait, What? by natlaredo reviews
Before Hiccup's final test with the Monstrous Nightmare, an odd girl somehow transports the Vikings and the dragons to watch... trailers? And what's How to Train Your Dragon 2? It's pretty confusing, especially since nobody has any idea what's happening. My first fanfic! WARNING: If you don't want to see the HTTYD 2 trailers/clips, then don't read! HIATUS
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,025 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
A Changing World by Boogalee99 reviews
The world is changing, and I don't know if it is for the better. Strange things are underfoot, and I intend to find out what they are. I might get distracted by a girl or two, or wrapped up in tales of treason, but I won't stop investigating. This is the story told from Luka's POV, and I might change it up a little bit. Starts at the very beginning of Dragon Slippers. T to be safe.
Dragon Slippers Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Creel C., Miles, Luka, King Caxel
How to Train Your Wizards by KateMarie999 reviews
A series of one-shots about the How to Train Your Dragon kids at Hogwarts! Despite being in different houses, the kids all form a strange friendship and have all kinds of adventures. This story is up for adoption! PM me for details.
Crossover - Harry Potter & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Astrid, Fishlegs I., Gobber, Hiccup
Long Time No See by MLM24 reviews
Alex is living with the Pleasures and when he is at school an assembly is called and his class is told they are going to be attending a month of training with the Navy Seals and an SAS unit which just happens to be K-Unit. This is my first fanfic! Please give it a shot, and all feedback is welcome, as well as ideas on where yall think this story should lean.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Wolf, Eagle, Ben D./Fox, Alex R./Cub
Angels, Alcohol, and Marriage: Awesome by Akira of the Twilight reviews
Season 9 AU. For Sam waking up next to a supposedly dead archangel was shocking enough, then he learned that aforementioned angel doesn't remember him, and they may have gotten married. From there everything spiraled. Sabriel. Background Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 81,060 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [Sam W., Gabriel] [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Drabbles A to Z by Qwerty6452 reviews
PJO and HoO couples from A to Z! Includes everything from Percabeth and Caleo, to Tratie and Frazel and everything else in between. (No slash pairings, sorry!) COMPLETE
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,509 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Expectations by Annabeth Brady reviews
Nobody at school would expect Annabeth Chase to not celebrate Christmas, but when a teacher gets the class to tell everyone what they does during Christmas, some things come out. And then they meet said 'thing'. A/N: I decided to make a XMAS 1-shot for you guys to enjoy over the holidays. Another should come in a month/2. Used to be "'Cause it's Christmas".
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
What am I going to do? by Rj910 reviews
After the Giant war, Percy goes back to Goode high school. There he goes through a lot of things that have him asking himself 'What am I going to do'. From Greek, to sword fighting, to swim practice, to Annabeth and more, this story has lots of cliches. I hope you like it! I will update regularly if enough people like this so R&R!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Percy J.
Changing Circumstances by Eclipse Wing reviews
When the Leviathans get a little bit hard to handle, Team Free Will (and those reluctantly dragged along) hide out at Hogwarts, after somehow ending up as eleven year-olds in England. During their last year, they get a chance to face their boggarts. Chaos ensures. SPN7.17AU HPVarious
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,912 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
New Kids on the Block by moocow24 reviews
Loki accidentally turns all of the Avengers (including himself) into teenagers and they are forced to go to Goode high school. There they meet Percy Jackson a normal kid. Or is he? Rated T for some language and violence. Set post movie and after TLO
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,756 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Sent back in time MoA by MidnightsBrokenSong reviews
It's the winter solstice, two years before Percy comes to camp. Everything was fine until six teenagers appear out of no where with a book and a note saying they must read it so they can change their future. Six teens come from a few weeks before MoA. Percabeth, Jasper Pen name changed was KissOfAtlantis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,955 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Watching Doctor Who: Series 1 2005 by WatchingNewWho reviews
When Eleven, Ten, Rose, Amy, Rory, River, Ianto, Gwen and Jack are all put into a room, they get a note telling them to watch the doctor who episodes, so of course, they oblige.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 110,471 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor
Fun at Wal-Mart by NinjaPants999 reviews
Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, and Nico have some fun at Wal-Mart!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Percy J., Nico A.
Heaven at Hogwarts by Kuro.Sagi.Ume reviews
Dean is the one girls want to be with in the school of Hogwarts, a handsome and talented young Gryffindor wizard. But entering his fifth year at Hogwarts, he meets a boy with pretty blue eyes and a calm composure. And who is extremely attractive. As events come along and complicate things, Dean finds himself stumbling after this 'angelic' new student. Dean x Castiel / Destiel
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,784 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Dean W.
Travel to the past: reading the lightning thief by Wisegirl2003 reviews
What started out to be a normal winter solstice quickly turns into a mess when four demigods appear out of nowhere with some books about a certain demigod: Percy Jackson. With a promise for more books, and guests on the way, this winter solstice is sure to be remembered. Or will it? Rated T for occasional swearing and just to be safe. R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 125,106 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
The Past Is Key by BlueDragonRising reviews
With the future of Albion at stake, a young witch decides to show Arthur and the Round Table the truth about Merlin's magic and it's involvement in their adventures. As more secrets come to light, will friendship prevail over prejudice? Post S4, Plz R&R
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 126,241 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012
Professor Jackson by totallyawesome1398 reviews
Who is this strange new DADA teacher, and why is he so young? is a question posed by the Golden Trio when a powerful new teacher come to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,708 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ron W., Percy J.
Bloopers! by Rainbow Lagoon reviews
The title says it all.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,939 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011
The Doctor Watches Doctor Who by mad 4 the doctor reviews
The Doctor and some friends from the whoniverse sit down to watch Doctor Who. Doctor 10-11, River song, Captain Jack Harkness, Amy and Rory, Rose, Ianto, Gwen. Sorry but i'm discontinuing this fic (but i might still add chapters but that is unlikely)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,446 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor
PE With Percy Jackson by SecretSlytherinUK reviews
As part of the school's "Try Something New Today" week, Percy's PE class will be learning a new sport. But what is the new sport? Who's the guest teacher? And why has Annabeth told Percy to pretend he doesn't know her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Day Before Spring Break by Lerysakon reviews
One-Shot It's the day before Spring Break and Annabeth Chase is having quite a bad day in school. With annoying girls, irritating teachers, and an egotistic playboy, would her day get any worse? Or, maybe something might just make it better.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Know Your Enemy by dnapolymerase314 reviews
After World War Two the Big Three agreed that it was the fault of the seductive nature of women that started the war. This made all female demigods inferior to males. Now Thalia and her girls must infiltate Camp Half-Blood to get revenge. T for fun.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,677 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011
Crossfire by Kari Kurofai reviews
For the Sabriel Tumblr. The Trickster takes a liking to the Winchesters from the moment he meets them, and decides it might not be so bad to just tag along for the ride, whether they like it or not.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W.
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cliché collection reviews
I know we all love those parodies were are favourite characters go to school and play truth and dare. well I have decided too help you quell your obsession. so come my pretties in to a world of your imagination.with tons of quotes and references. parings may vary.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.
camp sings reviews
Join are favourite campers as they get serenaded by their fellow campers. You chose the songs just put your suggestion in a review and I'll give you a shout out. peace
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,361 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Annabeth C., Nico A., Percy J., Thalia G.