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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual
by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 174,060 - Reviews: 3916 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 2/13/2008
Hungry Thirsty Crazy
by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Head Versus Heart
by Femina Serpens reviews
What will poor Draco Malfoy do returning to Hogwarts off his sad lonely high horse, faced with a partnership in a new class with an old enemy; the highly envied, always praised Hermione Granger? Is high, prejudiced society less exciting than chasing his golden girl? "It's like a war, my head versus heart. But for once…I want my mind to rest, and I want to let emotion win."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 382,312 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars
by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Four o'clock in the morning
by Vera Rozalsky reviews
Post-DH by about eight months. Hermione gives her unexpected visitor some bad news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,544 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The One Where Snape's Bits Smell Like Cheese
by scumblackentropy reviews
Now what summary could possibly top that title? Well alright, I suppose we should at least try. Here goes: in which two unpleasant characters have bad sex. But who are we kidding? You were going to click on it anyway, regardless of the summary. Are you still reading this? Really, now. That's enough of that. Go on, click on it. We promise not to judge you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by senna93 reviews
People don't always do what they want to do, nor say what they deep down want to say. What they should say. Fact: everybody lies. Some only lie about minor things, others even lie about the really important stuff. But what all of them have in common is reasons. Every lie, no matter how small, has its hidden motive. DRABBLES
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012
Hermione's Favourite Gift
by TycheSong reviews
Every year, Harry and Ron compete to see who can give Hermione the best Christmas present. One of them knows what she wants more than anything else... One Shot Christmas Fluff written for StrongHermione for the Secret Santa Gift Exchange at The Maple Bookshelf. Winner of Best HP/HG Romance in the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Spring/Summer 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,624 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W. - Complete
What Happens When Snape Plays Minigolf
by batdude reviews
The Hogwarts Professors, and Harry and his friends, of course, decide to play mini-golf, but they get a little distracted... Warning: contains nonsense.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012
Better Late Than Never
by chancewriter reviews
Over 20 years have passed since the war ended and Draco Malfoy has lost so much: 4 millimeters off his hairline, 5 years of his freedom and 6 months ago, his beloved wife. Now he's struggling not to lose his father and his son too. How can Hermione Weasley help? And more to the point: should she? A look at how Draco & Hermione could've gotten together after that horrible epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,149 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Ferret In Love
by eccentric indeed reviews
"I do not love Granger. I just have these funny, fuzzy feelings when I'm around her. And that's not love! Love is unicorns, rainbows and big, cuddly pandas.", "Your lunacy never fails to amaze me." Being a ferret in love is hard. Bloody Granger. NOW COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,899 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
And We All Fall Down
by Rumaan reviews
The spring term at Hogwarts starts with a bang with the return of Draco Malfoy, back for his eighth year after a stint in Azkaban. But all is not right with Draco and Head Girl Hermione Granger can't help but get involved. EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 127,964 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Heavy Lies the Crown
by luckei1 reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3037 - Favs: 4,683 - Follows: 1,739 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Curse of the Mistletoe COMPLETE!
by Hedw1g reviews
Dumbledore has installed mischivious mistletoe around Hogwarts at Christmas..and it's cursed and out to get everyone! will anyone escape it's clutches, or will they succumb to it's demands?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,952 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Occluded Soul
by Aurette reviews
Severus Snape did what he thought he needed to do to get the job done and broke himself. Years later, Hermione Granger realizes that he had been counting on her to fix him. Dark, SS/HG. AU after HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,039 - Reviews: 1487 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Perfect Storm
by bccaw reviews
SSHG. "A Perfect Storm and Other Short Fics." A collection of one-shot scenes. Fluff, romance, and humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Politician's Wife
by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - Sometimes you want to punch somebody. Other times, you're the one getting hit. - After an unfortunate bar fight, Hermione Granger accidentally invites Draco Malfoy to crash on her couch indefinitely, but at least she's got his wand. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,225 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Life Unlived
by sshg316 reviews
While sorting through Severus Snape's belongings, Hermione makes an intriguing discovery that changes her life forever. SSHG. DH-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,220 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Her and Me
by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time
by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1980 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
by Marmalade Fever reviews
Every morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 1093 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 12/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Forget Me Not
by vanityfair reviews
Hermione disappeared for a week, returning disheveled and with no memory of the last seven years. Can Severus help her remember? A tale of love and loss, of mystery and intrigue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,562 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 642 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/14/2005 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete