JoeyJar99
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Poll: What character's point of view should the reprise of *Who ARE You!* be in? (CLARIFICATION - I am rewriting the plot of *Who ARE You!* as a new story in a different character's point of view. The original will still stay up. There are parts of the story that Ally doesn't know and this will allow the reader to know those things.) Vote Now!
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Joined 10-25-12, id: 4327161, Profile Updated: 07-28-15
Author has written 30 stories for Misc. Books, Austin & Ally, Peter Pan, Big Time Rush, Candyland, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Hi! My name's JoeyJar99 and I'm very enthusiastic, weird, and nerdy character. And if you elect me as your class president, I'll-- Oops! Wrong speech...

Hello! My name's JoeyJar99, I'm 925 years old and I come from Gallifry. I-- Oops! Wrong introduction again...

Allo! Wait, did I just say "Hello"? No, I said "Allo", but that's close enough. Oh...You'r-- Oops! Wrong again! Dang it! I-I'm sorry. I can't seem to find the right paper...anymore...Sorry!

As you can tell by the sentences above, I also quote things a lot. The first one is an idea my sister gave me. The second one is David Tennant's self-introduction on the "Weakest Link". They had a "Doctor Who" special and he was on it (along with K-9. I don't know why I find that so cool. :)8 ). The third one is from "Labyrinth" when Sarah met The Worm. Me and my cousins love this quote for some reason. :)


SOME FAVORITE QUOTES


"I like who I am and nobody can change that. Plus, they don't have the power to." - Emme Stewart

"People make mistakes holding to their own, thinking their alone" - "No One Is Alone" from Into The Woods by Stephen Sondheim

"It takes much more to be someone of your own" - "Auntie Grizelda" by The Monkees

"There's not a star in heaven that we can't reach" - "Breakin' Free" from High School Musical

"You can call me crazy, but I don't even care" - "Hip to be a Square" by Huey Lewis and the New

"Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine" - "When Can I See You Again" by Owl City

"No has ever changed the world by doing what the world told they to do."

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those you matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss

"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" - Dr. Seuss

"They all call me lunatic. OK, call me a lunatic. If I stand on my own, so be it." - "Alone in the Universe" by Horton the Elephant, from Seussical

"If what you want's a healthy break, it's yours but also your mistake" - "Explanations" by Derik Nelson

"It's alright for once to play the damsel in distress" - "Superhero" from Austin & Ally


* * * * * STORY TITLE CHALLENGE (by JoeyJar99) * * * * *

Hiya person reading this! So, I have a challenge for you! Basically, I will give you a title of a story and you have to write some story for it.

STEPS:

  1. After reading all the rules, PM me for your story title. I will give you one at random.

  2. Write your story. (Please reference this challenge when you post it. Thankyou!)

  3. PM me or review on a story, just contact me in some way to let me know you published it.

RULES:

  • The rating can’t be more than T, preferably rated K or K, but I don’t want dirty jokes or references.

  • No swear words.

  • Nothing dirty. (e.g. No dirty references, no dirty jokes, no dirty scenes. Seriously, people)

  • The title must be what I gave you. You can’t change it. Try not to, but if you feel really uncomfortable, you can request a new title.

  • The media can be any show, any movie, any book, though I’d probably most enjoy one from a show/movie/book I know but it’s most important to please yourself. Make yourself happy. Make sure of that. After that, worry about me and others.

  • No time rush on your story.

  • If you need help, I will offer some.

  • You must pertain to these rules. You cannot not break them (especially 1-3).

  • It can be a one-shot, a full story, doesn’t matter. Enough that you get your idea across. Since that might be too vague for some of you, at the very least 1k. That’s pretty easy to accomplish and it should be enough to express a good story.

  • The genre is up to you as long as it's not too violent or inappropriate.
  • If you have any questions, need clarification, or have comment(s), feel free to ask. I’m here to help! :)8

    In case you're wondering about my guidelines, most of the "censoring", so to say, is because I'd like to enjoy your story and this will help me enjoy it as much as I can. Also, it's not just me who enjoys clean stories. You will see a whole door of readers will open up to you. "Profanity weakens the mind, and cheapens the soul" - The Middleman from The Middleman

    Best luck to all of you and I look forward to reading your stories! :D8

    WRITTEN STORIES:

    "Never Ending" by amillipede - https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10050086/1/Never-Ending


    PUBLISHED, COMPLETE STORIES


    Austin & Ally

  • "Fruit Punch and Syrup" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-- One-shot --_--_--_--_ Rated T
  • "Who Are You?!" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "My Kind of Perfect" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ One-Shot --_--_--_--_ Rated K
  • "Transmogrification (Halloween Story 2013) --_--_--_--_--_--_--_ One-Shot --_--_--_--_- Rated T
  • "Kiss The Girl" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-- One-Shot --_--_--_--_- Rated K
  • "It Was Times Like These" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ One-Shot --_--_--_--_ Rated K
  • "My Favorite Girl" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-- One-Shot --_--_--_--_- Rated K
  • "That Random Guy" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ One-Shot --_--_--_--_- Rated K
  • "Sometimes You Just Need a Little Rush" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_- One-Shot --_--_--_--_ Rated K
  • "Operation: Dirt on Derek" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Two-Shot --_--_--_--_ Rated K
  • "Body Language" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ One-Shot --_--_--_--_ Rated K
  • "Questions" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-- One-Shot --_--_--_--_- Rated K
  • Other

  • "The Origin of Candy Land" --_--_- Candy Land --_--_--_--_--_--_ One-Shot --_--_--_--_- Rated K

  • PUBLISHED, INCOMPLETE STORIES


    *Note: Most one-shots I'm willing to continue or create a sequel if enough people are interested*

    Austin & Ally

  • "What Are We?!" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "Who Are You?! (Dez's POV)" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "Welcome to Hollywood" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-- Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "The Girl on TV" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_- Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "TellTake Tunes by Austin & Ally: Summertime's End Edition" --_-- Multi-Shot --_--_--_-- Rated T
  • "TellTale Tunes by Austin & Ally: Mika Edition" --_--_--_--_--_--_-- Multi-Shot --_--_--_-- Rated T
  • "Mad Scientist" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-- Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "Unsuspected Love" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "True Love's Kiss" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_-- Multi-Chap --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • "The Friendship Assignment" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_- Multi-Chap --_--_--_- Rated T
  • "The Day That Everything Changed" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Multi-Chap --_--_--_- Rated K
  • "The Competition for the Princess's Heart" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_ Multi-Chap --_--_--_- Rated K
  • "Mood Weather" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_- Multi-Shot --_--_--_-- Rated K
  • Peter Pan

  • "The London Lifestyle" --_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_- Multi-Chap --_--_--_- Rated K
  • Other

  • "Conscience Doesn't Bite" --_--_-- Original, based off Angel --_--_- Multi-Shot --_--_--_- Rated K
  • Crossovers

  • "Austin & Ally Rush" --_--_--_--_- Austin & Ally/Big Time Rush --_- Multi-Chap --_--_--_- Rated K

  • Upcoming Stories


    Teen Beach Movie and Austin & Ally Crossover

  • Untitled
  • Austin & Ally characters
  • Teen Beach Movie characters
  • I have a few plot ideas so that must be decided before I can write it.
  • Projected publish date is set for November
  • Who Am I?!

  • Sequel to "Who Are You?!" and "What Are We?!"
  • Austin & Ally characters
  • Multiple chapters
  • Set five years in future

  • DISCONTINUED STORIES


    I have started writing my own, original story with my own characters that I plan on publishing so I have been writing less FanFiction. I still write FanFiction, but less frequently. In edition, there are a few stories that I have lost the plot to or were not very good plots to begin with. All stories are on a slight hiatus because of my original story, but a few I (logically and honestly) highly doubt I will ever get back to. These stories include:

  • Conscience Doesn't Bite
  • Mood Weather
  • The Competition for the Princess's Heart
  • The Day That Everything Changed
  • The Friendship Assignment
  • True Love's Kiss
  • Unsuspected Love
  • Mad Scientist
  • The Girl on TV
  • What Are We?!
  • This is not to say that I will never write again. I will. I still dabble in a few. And I may still update these, but it's unlikely. I am terribly sorry for those of you that this news disappoints. If you want to know how it ends or need some closure, let me know. I can write a brief summary of what I had planned on happening.

    I just felt I should be honest with all of you. You all have supported me so much, I figured you deserved the truth. Thankyou so much for all the support, for the views and reads, follows, favorites, and reviews. I appreciate it very much. Thankyou!

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    A Bad Hair Day by London Sparrow reviews
    A very pregnant Rapunzel is having a bad hair day. Eugene tries to help. One-shot; set after the movie.
    Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
    Three Ghosts of Love by DisneyLover16 reviews
    The Three Ghosts of Love have one goal: fixing up relationships. They're like the Christmas spirits, but for love instead. One night, Austin Moon gets a visit from the trio who try to fix up a messy break up from long ago between him and Ally. Thing is, why the break up? Why try fixing it now? More importantly, will Austin and Ally get back together? Based on A Christmas Carol.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,302 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Austin M. - Complete
    Late Night Contemplation by Forever-Tangled reviews
    The tough Eugene muses about the innocent girl named Rapunzel and his feelings toward her. Set later in the night at the campfire. One-shot drabble! Rated K..it's just fluff and I'm not even sorry. Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the laptop I'm writing this on.
    Tangled - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
    The Assistant by be a riot reviews
    When Ally misinterprets information from Starr Records Label, she leaves her past, present, and possible future, in Miami and heads to L.A. to what she thinks is to begin her career. What she didn't know, was that she was technically "accidentally" hired to be Austin Moon's personal assistant.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,053 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/22/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Let Me Hold Both Your Hands in the Holes of My Sweater by CassyR5 reviews
    "Last time I checked, that was my sweater you're currently wearing. Which I think should automatically make you mine." Austin likes Ally wearing his sweater more than he should. One-Shot.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/17/2014 - [Austin M., Ally D.] - Complete
    Cross My Heart by storiesyeah reviews
    ONE SHOT. Trish thinks that Ally's recent obsession with crosswords has taken over her life and has kept her from going out and dating. However, to both of their surprise, this was not the case. At least, it wasn't for a cute blonde boy who just happened to be a gigantic popstar. Warning: secondhand embarassment.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Not Quite the End by scarletxmoon
    Once on the Jolly Roger Wendy finds herself rather sad to leave her home. And just when she thinks she found solace Peter shows himself where everyone least expect him to be.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Wendy, Peter Pan] Henry Mills, Tinkerbell - Complete
    I Can't Breathe by DreamerLove15 reviews
    Valentine's Day has finally arrived and Riley has shaky high hopes for something romantic and special to occur in her and Lucas's confusing friendship. However, when the school goes on a lock down, the two might just finally confess. One-shot.
    Girl Meets World - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Maya H., Riley M., Farkle M., Lucas F. - Complete
    Missing You by LoveShipper reviews
    When mommy is away, daddy and the munchkins miss her like crazy. Please read and review. Warning: Cheesy, sweetness and romance await you.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,270 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    Fallout by DisneyLover16 reviews
    The days wind down until Austin and Ally separate for college, and end their partnership. The thought of watching the one you love leave is nowhere close to sad, it's heartbreaking. But let's not think too much of the sad right now. Let's make the last few moments memorable. How to make it memorable? Easy, they just do what they always do - spend time with each other. One-shot.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Making Cookies by Daddysgirl11 reviews
    *For L.B. Guest* Austin was stuck with the excruciating task (in his opinion) of baking cookies with Ally all day long. What was he going to do? Turns out, Ally seemed to have a lot more cooking for him than just cookies. Could a little love be in the mix as well?
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,963 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., Trish dlR., Mimi M. - Complete
    Catchy Kissy Elementary School by XxxMeAndMyStoriesxxX reviews
    You probably heard of this game that was in elementary school when boys dared other boys to kiss a girl they liked and weren't allowed to stop until they got their kiss? Yeah I know something about that and that's the reason why I also am hiding behind the tree waiting for him to go away. Auslly!
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Austin M., Ally D., Trish dlR. - Complete
    Roots to the Tree by skwirelygurli reviews
    Austin wants to tell Ally how he really feels. Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    How to Sweep a Girl Off Her Feet by LoveShipper reviews
    Austin tries what he can to win Ally's heart. Please review. Auslly all the way. Fluff warning
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    Fortune Plus Forty by skwirelygurli reviews
    Austin wants to accidentally kiss Ally. Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    Time Stamp by skwirelygurli reviews
    Austin learns what life without Ally is like. Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    Six Pack of Cards by skwirelygurli reviews
    Ally finds the original drafts of Austin's letter from Fresh Starts and Farewells. Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Have the Chicken, Hold the Soup by skwirelygurli reviews
    Austin falls for Ally, a songwriting waitress. AU. Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Ends of the Earth by skwirelygurli reviews
    Ally helps Austin audition for a role in a movie. He's jealous of her new friend. Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2014 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    In Conclusion by DinoDina
    Drablle-y poem about Doyle and his death. Features Cordelia and Cordy/Doyle. Previous username: Black Eyed Demon.
    Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Cordelia C., Doyle] - Complete
    Never Ending by amillipede reviews
    When Ally picks The Lion King for their monthly movie night, Austin gets a brilliant idea that will hopefully win her back.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/24/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Mattress Store Meeting by Daddysgirl11 reviews
    Five year old Ally Dawson doesn't want to go shopping with her mother for a new mattress. Little Austin Moon hates having to stay in his parents' new store and hearing their fake British accents all the time. But when the two have an unexpected meeting, will they change their minds about how boring a mattress store can be?
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    The New Dream by Daddysgirl11 reviews
    Austin Moon always loved New Year's Eve, seeing as that was where he watched all the performances in Time Square on T.V. as a kid that made him want to perform, but Austin already lived his New Year's dream the year before. He played in Time Square, so he needed a new dream and fast, but what? He needed someone's help, and who better than the one and only Ally Dawson?
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Mike M., Mimi M. - Complete
    Partridge Had the Tree by skwirelygurli reviews
    (AU) Austin, a music producer, isn't feeling the Christmas spirit. Ally, a cashier, makes it her personal mission for him to find the magic in the holiday. Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Under the Absent Mistletoe by skwirelygurli reviews
    Austin is not enjoying his Christmas. Can Ally make everything better? Auslly.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    Magic Hat by XxxMeAndMyStoriesxxX reviews
    Austin's a prince and his best friend Dez gives him a magic hat. Thanks to this hat he can change in any animal he wishes for and by pulling by the button at the top of his hat he can come back to his human form but what happens when he looses the button? and why did he change into an animal even though he knew he will not be able to be a human again? I suck at summaries ;/
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,362 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Austin M., Ally D., Dez - Complete
    Concerning Fred by Gracie-luu reviews
    For not the first time in his life, George Weasley felt like he was the only one in his family who had the right idea about Fred
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 8/1/2013 - George W., Fred W., Ginny W., Arthur W. - Complete
    after times square on new year's eve by bookworm3 reviews
    for Chelsea. After Austin performs Times Square on New Year's Eve, he looks out on the skyline of New York City to absorb the fact that his life long dream has come true. Ally joins him and they share a moment. Auslly, short & sweet one shot.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Libraries May Be a Tad Bit Overrated by ExtremeSaucicity reviews
    College AU. Ally just wanted a place to study, that's all. Complete.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,591 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 53 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Takeoffs & Landings by KnowMyNameNotMyStory reviews
    When you go on a trip, are you going home, going for business, or going for a quick getaway? Even if it's just when you're up in the air, you're great escape might just be sitting right next to you.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,618 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
    Coming Home by panskiss123 reviews
    When Hook kidnaps Wendy 5 years after she has returned to London, Peter must confront his feelings and decide if the word 'love' really offends him. Basically a mixture of Sleeping Beauty, Romeo and Juliet, and Beauty and the Beast! A long one-shot, read and review if you liked it. thanks! (rated T for violence)
    Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
    The Doctor Shakes His Asteroid by Emachinescat reviews
    The Doctor and Rose take a side-trip to an intergalactic milkshake bar, and upon arrival, they discover that the place has changed ownership since the last time the Doctor had visited. "Hey, aren't they a little young to own a milkshake bar in deep space?"
    Crossover - Doctor Who & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - 10th Doctor, Phineas - Complete
    playing with yarn by Silverflare07 reviews
    Austin thinks he's a cat. Trish thinks it's hilarious. Dez thinks this would be a good time for ham. Dallas thinks he should ask Ally out, but cat-Austin is a little territorial. And Ally thought it couldn't get any worse. .Auslly oneshot.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    Daddy's Little Girl is in Love by LoveShipper reviews
    Auslly through the eyes of Mr Dawson
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Ally D., Austin M. - Complete
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    Fruit Punch and Syrup reviews
    "That jerk! He swore he would never forget again but yet he does! And worse, he blew her off to go to some PARTY!" And, let's just say, this party is nothing like Ally expects. Then again, she's never been to one before. Austin has. Still, it's a bit different than the ones he's been to. RATED T FOR ALCOHOL AND SUGGESTIONS OF MAKING OUT / MORE INFO INSIDE
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    What ARE We! reviews
    ***Sequel to "Who ARE You!"*** So, Ally knows Austin's secret? What now? Is everything going to go great with what or who she found out about? And just because that secret's out in the air, doesn't mean she knows all of them, especially ones concerning feelings. Even if she finds out, how are they going to navigate that? That'll be a bumpy relationship... They're still gonna try.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 1/26 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    Who ARE You! (Dez's POV) reviews
    "Who ARE You!" through Dez's eyes. I HIGHLY recommend reading the other first Austin and Dez have a big secret that no one knows. Their good job hiding at it streak gets ruined when it starts acting up in front of Ally, will she figure it out? There's only so much time before she catches on. Or worse, she doesn't and they lose their best friend, and the love of Austin's life.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 8/9/2014
    Who ARE You! reviews
    "No! This IS important! First he's my best friend, then he's 11, then a suave 16 year old bad boy, then has a stutter, then a poet, then a jock, then the freaking Doctor, then from the 50's! And none of these characters have any memory of what the others have done, nor him himself!" I lower my voice, "So Dezmond Malone Shockley…I will ask you one more time…what…is up…with Austin?"
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,679 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    My Kind of Perfect reviews
    Austin's a romantic and just wants to find his soul mate, no matter what others say. He figures he'll meet any day now. Will he? Has he already met her? And how will that introduction go? But know that she's his kind of perfect. / AU / a little OOC / One-shot (maybe a two-shot. I don't know if you want a second / "My Kind of Perfect by David Archuleta / Happy Valentine's Day!
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    News Center reviews
    Just what it sounds like: A News Center. A place where I can contact all my readers, both members and guests included, about important news. If you like my stuff and want to keep in touch, I suggest you follow this. Rating is pointless but K-plus just in case, though I don't think I'll need that rating.
    Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2014 - Published: 9/9/2013
    Welcome to Hollywood reviews
    At 20, Austin and Ally make it to Hollywood, California with one of Ally's old songs, "The In Crowd". Hollywood is so much more different than Miami and it can change you. So can love, it can play you. Watch new love, a hardened heart, and redemption throughout this story. Based on all of Mitchel Musso's self titled album. Probably a bit OOC, in universe, and rated T for mentions.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    Transmogrification (Halloween Story 2013) reviews
    Team Austin (and a lot of other people) get turned into their Halloween costumes. That creates problems and romance. And a bit of violence (sorry. But what are you gonna expect when people dress up as vampires and monsters?) Rated T. OOC because they're purposely not themselves. IU (In Universe) Yes, I used the plot idea from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer". Happy Halloween! :)8
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    Kiss The Girl reviews
    It's never good when Austin mistakes songs as his subconscious. / Main body of it based off of "Kiss The Girl" from The Little Mermaid, Ashley Tisdale cover. Rated K. Hopefully not too OC, and not AU. IU (In Universe).
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    Austin & Ally Rush reviews
    It's Dez's family reunion and so he and the rest of Team Austin go to L.A. There, they meet Dez's family, the Jones's and the Knights, and the rest of the gang at The Palm Woods. Throw in some flirting with Ally and a jealous Austin and something big is bound to happen. Also, some characters from Shake It Up, and a mention to Jessie.
    Crossover - Big Time Rush & Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,627 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    The Girl on TV reviews
    Austin is the high school geek. Ally is the hottest TV/movie actress. You wouldn't think that a kid that's bullied pretty constantly and a superstar would meet, would you? Well, this is a story. And in a story anything can happen. So, what happens when Ally's manager arranges for Ally to come to Miami in time for the county fair? AU. Story format. Enjoy!
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,539 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    It Was Times Like These reviews
    Austin and Ally have a day at the park and Austin goes through all levels of attraction towards Ally from just being friends to not seeing he ever found her attractive to loving her and then thinking he has chance no with her. Possibly slightly OOC
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    TellTale Tunes by Austin & Ally: Summertime's End Edition reviews
    This is a collection of one-shot song-fics I wrote off of Summertime's End songs. The summary for each song is included in each chapter. Can be rated lower, as always, but I don't want someone to be caught off guard. Rating will be in each chapter for that story. Story-format. Sometimes slightly OOC and sometimes AU.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    My Favorite Girl reviews
    Ally gets an early scholarship to Harvard. Problem? How will this effect her relationship with her boyfriend, Austin? Furthermore, how will Austin cope with the distance when he loves her so much, he wants to propose? Hmmm? Based off of "Favorite Girl" by Icarus Account . :D8
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
    TellTale Tunes by Austin & Ally: Mika Edition reviews
    This is a collection of one-shot song-fics I wrote off of Mika songs. The summary for each song is included in each chapter. Can be rated lower, as always, but I don't want someone to be caught off guard. Rating will be in each chapter for that story. Story-format. Sometimes slightly OOC and sometimes AU.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    The Origin of Candy Land reviews
    Ever wonder how all the characters got the way they are? Or why Lord Licorice has it out for King Kandy and wants Candy Land? OK, probably not since you were probably more focused on playing the game but WHATEVER! I had to think about what happened beforehand and this is my version of their back story. I hope you like it! :)8 I do not own Candy Land for the record...
    Candyland - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2013
    Mad Scientist reviews
    Think Beauty and the Beast. Except instead of magic, its inventions. Instead of talking furniture, his help. Instead of a giant beast, an evil mad scientist. This is my Auslly version (clarification inside). Genres are Romance and Humor but also Sci-Fi or Fantasy work too. Written in story-format and it's AU.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    That Random Guy reviews
    Austin and Ally are just friends. They don't even think of themselves as anymore. But...what happens when some dude and Austin have a conversation regarding his best friend... Well, you can probably already guess but please read! Rated K or K-plus. Message inside about Austin & Ally (which is old, moot news now). Story-format. Enjoy! :D8
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    Sometimes You Just Need A Little Push reviews
    "Uhh…" this conversation is getting weirder and weirder. He keeps asking questions that focus on her lips or questions that she never thought of, or both. Most of the time both, "I guess so that you get the color and the shine. To make it more," she awkwardly coughs, "appealing." -Austin has an idea and it, well, changes. Rated K-plus for talk of lips but still clean as always :)
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/12/2013 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    Operation: Dirt on Derek reviews
    Ally's boyfriend (now, EX) French-Kissed her so she broke-up with him. While she's telling Trish, Austin walks in. He suggests that they go get some ice-cream to make her feel better. But, while they're there they see Derek making-out with some girl. Austin then reveals that that's been going on for a while. So, Team Austin plus Cheating Ex-boyfriend equals Revenge! Two-shot
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    Unsuspected Love reviews
    "So really, that should of told me something. But I guess I was just too oblivious that morning. We walked into Marino High School. It was sophomore year. We looked around the hallway, checking-out who attended today. I was going through my usual check-list: Sarah, Ericka, Mason, Alex, Benny, Ethan, Rory, ect. When my eyes landed on HER." AU. Story format.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/20/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    True Love's Kiss reviews
    Just a story (a long one at that) about a romance between Austin and Ally. I don't know how else to summarize this... I think you should give it a chance. If you don't I won't hate you or anything, but I might be a little sad. :(. This one is set in their universe (unlike many of my other ones) and has a lost of references cause that's just how I roll (in the shire)!
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,303 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    The Friendship Assignment reviews
    Cliques are very important at Marino High School. You stay within your cliques and there's no mixing/mingling. None, whatsoever. But what happens when Austin's partner is the extremely beautiful and attractive (at least to Austin, anyway) Ally? Well, I guess you'll have to read to find out cause that would be spoilers. Story Format. I rated it T just to be safe.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    The Day That Everything Changed reviews
    Yes, another "bad boy changed by love" story, but I think mine's unique because it continues on after he changes. Austin and his friends are just all around bad people. No one could change them, and believe me, they've tried! That is of course until one day when they're bullying Toby Dawson, and his big sister, Ally, comes up. What'll happen next? AU. You-Tube format.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    The Competition for the Princess's Heart reviews
    Princess Allyson's father wants her to get married but she refuses to get married to someone she doesn't love. So, they make a deal saying they will find a suitor who truly loves her, not just for her crown. First, they throw a ball. But what happens when there's a decree sent out to the village too? Hmm? AU. You-Tube format. Might be a little cheesy. Enjoy (I hope)!
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    Mood Weather reviews
    There's something that Ally Dawson and the weather have in common. Nobody knows it, not even herself. That is, except her best friend and music partner, Austin Moon. The weather is like Ally's very own mood ring. It's sunny when she's happy. It's rainy when she's sad. There's lightning when she's angry. It thunders when she's scared. And it's foggy when she's confused.
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.]
    The London Lifestyle reviews
    This story takes place a year after the 2003 movie ends. Peter decides he wants to stay on the Mainland and I guess this is about him adjusting to London, and with Pendy along the way. Cause what's funner than living at an unfamiliar place and with a girl who you might be in love with (a feeling never felt before)? I'll try to come-up with a better summary.
    Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,420 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/9/2012 - [Peter P., Wendy D.]
    Body Language reviews
    Body Language. If you study Team Austin's (especially Ally's and Austin's) do you get more then what meets the eye? Many references in this story (don't worry, most are from Austin & Ally) and also a note about my other stories. Story format. 1st person point of view but not written from any of the show's character's point of view; just an onlooker. Umm...Enjoy!
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    Questions reviews
    This is a one-shot about some couple-y questions Austin has. Sorry, bad summery, I didn't have one written before. Pretty cheesy story, just so you know. Uhhh...I think that's all. Enjoy!
    Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2012 - [Ally D., Austin M.] - Complete
    Conscience Doesn't Bite reviews
    OK. Let's get the awkward part over with. I'm a vampire. Now, before you go all "Oh my gosh! Lucky!" I just want to say…No. I am not lucky! I'm a dead, creature of the night that people either find funny or attractive. So when vampires fang-up people don't run. They get eaten. Fun, right? MY OWN PLOT, NOT OFF OF ANYTHING! MAY BE CHANGED TO T LATER! IDK YET! SORRY IT'S IN ALL CAPS!
    Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012
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