Author has written 15 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Princess Mononoke, Disney, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Outsiders, Azumanga Daioh, Frozen, and Vocaloid.
Hey, my name (my fanfiction name anyway) is Lady of The Spirit. you may know my friend, Shadowgirl45, a.k.a Goddessofnight45. On DeviantArt, i am known (well, not known, since i just joined recently) as Lady of Legends. My stories will have a few bad words, but nothing too bad. Kids under the age of 9 or 10 probably should just ignore the words, though.
Deviantart Username: LadyofLegends.
Tumblr username: Lady-of-the-Spirit (Just a normal Studio Ghibli fan.)
Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden Headcanon:
headcanon that Uruki/Limdo/Rimudo made the National Anthem of Bei Jia/Hokkan, "Gondola No Uta". Because it's the song that Takiko sang to him when he was beginning to fall for her, and it's the song that she sang as she died. And then it spreads to the other empires, and it becomes really well known and the entire world is singing Takiko's Song (which is what it's known as) long after both she and Uruki have died.
Thing's you need to know about me:
1. I am a Zutara shipper. I also support Sukka (or Soki) Tokka, Taang, and sometimes... wait for it... Azutara (Azula and Katara). I feel that all shipper's should get along, despite the ships we ship!
2. I love reading.
3. If i think I'm not going to like something, whether or not it is a book, fanfiction, or a video on YouTube, i will not read or watch it. so i will not put any rude reviews on your stories, like "this story sucks, why am i watching it, this is a wast of my energy" sort of things.
4. I believe that if everyone stopped arguing, sat down, read a book, had some hot chocolate and a cookie, and just talked out their problems, the world would be a better place.
5. I try to be positive about certain things. other things, not so much.
6. For Fruits Basket, i love the couples Yuki/Tohru, Kyo/Tohru, Shigure/Tohru, Arisa/Kyo, Kagura/Kyo, and a few others i can't name right now. I love all these couples because they are all SO ADORABLE!!!
7. I only know one other Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra fan in my entire high school.
8. I love all things Studio Ghibli or Hayao Miyazaki. i love all things Disney, except Snow White and those god-awful sequels. (except for the lion king sequel and the Mulan sequel. those were okay.)
9. Fushigi Yuugi is effin' fantastic. Do not argue with me about this - I love the series. No Da! (Genbu Kaiden is better than Fushigi though.)
10. I find it highly irritating that nobody I know except for me knows about Arata the Legend/Arata Kangatari. IT'S SUCH A GREAT MANGA AND NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT GOOOOODDDDDD! AND THE ANIME SUCKS!!!!! I like some scenes, but the whole thing isn't as good as the manga.
11. If you see any RoyEd (Fullmetal Alchemist) fanfictions in my Favourite Stories selection, it's because they're an occasional guilty pleasure pairing of mine.
12. For Captain America: Civil War (the movie) I am 250% on Team Iron Man and Pro-Accords, and I think Steve majorly fucked everything up.
13. Call Tony Stark a villain and I will literally fight you.
END OF THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME.
Ashitaka/San (Princess Mononoke)
Wolf Boy!Ashitaka/Emishi Princess!San. (Prince Mononoke - my Fanfiction story. :3 They're cute.)
Nausicaa/Asbel (Nausicaa: Of The Valley Of The Wind
Nausicaa/Kushana (Nausicaa: Of The Valley of The Wind manga) (Kinda)
Asbel/Ketcha (Nausicaa: Of The Valley Of The Wind manga)
Therru/Arren (Tales from Earthsea
Shizuku/Seiji (Whisper of the Heart)
Chihiro/Haku (Spirited Away
Sophie/Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)
Umi/Shun (From Up On Poppy Hill)
Avatar/Legend of Korra:
Korra/Asami (IT'S FUCKING CANON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BEEN CONFIRMED!!!!!)
Jet/Hannah(OC)(Hannah is an OC from a story by Flowerpower71. IT'S REALLY, REALLY AWESOME!) https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7841978/1/Fighting-for-Freedom
Harry Potter/other books:
Luka/Creel (Dragon Slippers trilogy)
Percy/Piper (The Heroes of Olympus) (My sister is writing a fan fiction about this pairing, so if you could check it out, that'd be awesome for her. And leave a review. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10706835/1/Aphrodite-s-Coffee-House )
And any other Studio Ghibli or Disney couples.
I DO Love Elsanna, and I personally think that Elsa is totally a lesbian. But I only ship Elsanna if they AREN'T RELATED. If not, I do not ship them in any way.
Night at the Museum
Jedidiah/Octavius (bromance or romance, don't care, either way)
Larry/Ahkmenrah (it was Archive of Our Own okay it got me obsessed with them)
Museum Family (With Larry and Teddy being the Team Dad/Papa Wolf duo, Sac being the Team Mom/Mama Bear, Attila being the Crazy Awesome Uncle, Nicky being the Little Brother to everyone in the museum, Ahk being like the Little Brother/Son and having a Big Brother Instinct to Nicky, and Jed and Octavius being the Crazy Awesome Uncle's/Papa Wolves/Big Brother Instincts.
Miaka/Tamahome (Dude, they're over the top romantic (to the point that I want to gag) but they're sweet. They're so devoted to each other - it's rare to find that in real life. )
Yui/Hotohori (Don't know why, but I ship 'em.)
Yui/Amiboshi (They've never even met, but I like them together!)
Nuriko/Hotohori (Sort of... (shrugs) I mean, Hotohori did marry a woman who happened to look EXACTLY like Nuriko - except with boobs)
Tasuki/Tokaki (OC from a fanfiction story called "Eight Star". She's awesome. :D) (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2254359/1/Eighth-Star) (EPIC STORY BY THE WAY - READ IT!)
Tomite/Hikitsu (as Heterosexual Life Partners!)
Tomite/Ayla (aka Hikitsu's little sister.)
Urumiya/Filka (aka Effinluka) (either Urumiya brother is fine. XD )
And the best pairing from this fandom...
Takiko/Uruki - Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden
Because they're the ORIGINAL star-crossed lovers of the Universe of the Four Gods! And they're way sweeter together than Tamahome and Miaka! (Uruki is adorable, BTW. Especially in book 3, when he's all blushy, and then he's disguised as a girl and wearing a dress... XD)
Arata Kangatari/The Legend
Kannagi/Mikusa (I think they'd be cute. XD They just seem to work together.)
Hinohara/Mikusa (cause, come on, Hinohara (THE GODDAMN EMPEROR OF AN ENTIRE WORLD) needs a strong woman at his side.)(nothing against Kotoha, because I do like her and she's aware of the fact that she's mostly useless in battle (unlike some other females of Watase's work-Miaka-), but I like Mikusa more.)
Kugura/Hinohara (They're almost canon! And Arata's pretty cute as a girl, and Kugura's adorable when he's in love with 'her'.)
Kannagi/Akachi (c'mon... it's overflowing with subtext. You don't even have to stretch your imagination that much.)
Princess Kikuri/Yataka (they're breaking my heart...)
Yataka/Kannagi (they are precious cinnamon rolls.)
(and I just read Volume 22 on mangafox... so why not? XD) (SPOILERS!)
Fem!Hinohara/Male!Kotoha (SO CUTE! AND KOTOHA'S HOT AS A DUDE!)
Fem!Kannagi/Male!Mikusa (Kannagi is hilarious. XD)
Fem!Hinohara/Male!Mikusa (OH MY GOD MALE!MIKUSA S/HE'S SO ADORABLE S/HE'S ALL BLUSHY WHEN S/HE SEES FEM!HINOHARA AND HE LOOKS ALL ADORABLE IN HINOHARA'S CLOTHING!!!!!!!!)
Fem!Hinohara/Kugura ('cause it's almost canon now, suckers!!!)(if only Kugura hadn't submitted... (sigh))
Fem!Hinohara/Kadowaki (the look on his face when he saw "her" for the first time... XD)
Fem!Hinohara/Arata (because they'd be an adorable couple, if Hinohara was always a girl)(star-crossed lovers!)(There was just something about their chat in 216 that came across as borderline romance)
I also ship the entire group as friends. Just 'cause they have come so far in their friendship, from trying to kill Arata (Hinohara) and/or make him submit, to having playful squabbles, breakfast together, protecting each other, trying to stop Hinohara from demonizing... the cover of volume 20 and the chapter showing Hinohara, Yataka and Kannagi having breakfast together... just - it's so heartwarming! (goes off to a corner to fangirl over it)
COPY AND PASTINGS!!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Copy this into your profile if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
About the last part... I personally don't think homophobia will ever end. There will always be people who hate gay and lesbian people for no reason other than being gay or lesbian. Just like there will always be people who hate people of other skin colours.
Don't hate me for thinking that.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, mp3 players, cars, and air conditioning.
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.
REMEMBER WHEN ..
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile
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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independantwriter-137, Sierra15. Fly on 3536, cnmt1, Lady of the Spirit
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She’s a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She’s already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She’s starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don’t! Re-post if you are against bullying.
thestray on tumblr in response to the post above: Like… the intention is good, but I don’t know how I feel about the angle of “you shouldn’t bully someone because you may not know the whole story”. You shouldn’t bully because it’s fucked up.
That girl you called fat, maybe she’s NOT starving herself. Maybe she just likes to eat. You want to call her names because of that? Fuck you.
That girl you called a slut, maybe she’s not a virgin, maybe she’s had a lot of sex with different people, sex is fucking AWESOME! Your hang ups with women and sexuality is not her problem. You’re an asshole.
That boy you pushed down in the hall… maybe everything’s great at home for him, so the fuck what? Don’t put your hands on people you piece of shit.
That black girl you teased for her skin color… just, fuck you, period. Doesn’t matter what the fuck is going on in her life, you’re fucking garbage. Get the fuck out of here.
The old man with the scars… seriously? Like… if you’re making fun of an old man’s scars you’re too far gone, you’re some kind of amoral sociopath or something cause that’s just some fucked up shit.
That “gay boy” you made fun of? Go fuck yourself.
The man you made fun of for crying? He just watched the episode of the Office where Jim and Pam get married, so what? Who cares why he’s crying? People have emotions dipshit.
That poor boy? Oh you’re one of those assholes who makes fun of poor people? Go die in a fire.
How about just don’t bully people at all for any reason cause it’s a fucked up thing to do regardless of what you do or don’t know about them? Treat people the way you want to be treated, it’s that simple. We’re all human beings just trying to be happy, you make the world a worse place when you try to stand in the way of that.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!)), ClarinetWrathArineko (Nara Shikamaru, Sabaku no Gaara, Richie from Pokémon, Jeremie from Code Lyoko),kaleni of the sand(gaara neji saskue shikamaru naruto and toshiro), Uchihas1010hyuuga (Neji (Naruto), Aqualad (TeenTitans), Ken (Digimon) Ray, Gary, Falkner (Pokemon)), Fortune Glyph (Aqualad (Teen Titans), Ben Tennyson (Ben 10: Alien Force), Atem (Yu-Gi-Oh!), Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)), TLSoulDude (Hanabi Hyuga (Naruto)) EternalRandomChick (Jack Dawson (Titanic) Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)10th Doctor (Doctor Who)). Lady of the Spirit (Zuko (Avatar Last Airbender) Hotohori, Nuriko, Tasuki, Hikitsu, Tomite (Fushigi Yuugi) Denmark (Hetalia: Axis Powers), Pretty much all guy characters plus Mikusa in Arata the Legend)
Copied this from AnimeBrat.03.Freak's profile
True writers don't write to impress instead, they do it to express. A simple statement that reminds me of why I am writing. Writing is all about sharing; not just words but, a bunch more. Those words share beyond entertainment. You know the idiom 'read between the lines'? This says that in every story or even the shortest sentence made by an expressive writer, there's something that lies underneath it. Think as if a story has another story behind it, wouldn't it be interesting to know why the author wrote that? He might have written it based on his past or maybe what he wants to happen in the future, you'll never know unless you try writing. Writing always comes with reading. Have you ever heard of an author that never read? I haven't. Everyone must learn from another person. Everybody borrows. Every story has its origin. Each one has something that you can also see from others. Why? Because there's always something that is passed down from one story to another, even the famous stories have. So never be affected when you receive a message that says you copied because you didn't. You found an inspiration that's what you did. Never fear writing because it's a way to express...
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT
FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh (USA), Iiz42awesome (U.K), MadMentalPersonInTheEmoCorner (Scotland), Lady of the Spirit (Canada)
(If you were sad from the Deaths in "Harry Potter and the Deadly Hollows part 2" then copy and repost this into your profile)
In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,
In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?
In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,
In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,
In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,
In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,
In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,
In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.
Some Things Studio Ghibli Taught Me:
Fight for what you love
And for who you are
It's great to be different
To believe in yourself
Even if no one else does
Then Sometimes people leave
But that's okay
Because once you've met someone
You never really forget them.
A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight, a woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.
STUDIO GHIBLI: GHIBLI GIRLS AND SHOES
Why don't Ghibli girls wear heels?
Instead, Ghibli girls wear...
Boots (Nausicaa, Sophie, Arrietty)
Flats (Kiki, Mei, Satsuke, San)
So why do Ghibli girls not wear heels? Because they are ready for ACTION! They can run, bike, jump, fly, fight and save themselves!!!
THE BAD GIRLS CLUB: CELEBRATING THE BAD-ASS CHICKS OF STUDIO GHIBLI
1. San, Princess of the Spirits (Princess Mononoke)
2. Nausicaa, princess of the Valley of the Wind (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind)
3. Lady Eboshi, leader of Iron Town (Princess Mononoke)
4. Therru, the dragon (Tales from Earthsea)
5. Captain Dola, gang mother (Castle in the Sky)
6. Princess/Commander Kushana, of Tolmekia (Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind)
7. Zeniba (Spirited Away)
8. Yubaba (Spirited Away)
9. Sophie Hatter, Young and Old (Howl's Moving Castle)
10. Fio Piccolo, brilliant 16 yr old engineer beloved by all pirates (Porco Rosso)
11. Granmamare, Goddess of Mercy (Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea)
My Perfect Man (Created from bits and pieces of Ghibli Men)
My perfect man has the following (in no particular order):
1. A love of reading (Seiji; Whisper of the Heart)
2. Gives great hugs (Ashitaka; Princess Mononoke)
3. Protective (Howl; Howl's Moving Castle)
4. Great to cuddle with (Haku; Spirited Away)
5. A joker (the Lupin guy who I haven't seen)
6. Thinks about me when I’m not there (From Up On Poppy Hill) (Haven't seen it, really want to.)
7. Be able to both dress nicely and dance with me (Baron; The Cat Returns)
8. Have both a smart-ass and sensitive side (Porco Rosso)
9. Performs random acts of kindness for me and others (My Neighbor Tortoro)
10. Will stand up for me (Asbel; Nausicaa of the Valley of the Winds)
…and this is why perhaps my expectations are too high? I hope there’s a guy out there for everyone! I sure would like to meet a guy who has these qualities and also shares my LOVE of Studio Ghibli!!
In Studio Ghibli, women can...
End war. Take risks. Own businesses. Be nostalgic. Write stories. Build planes. Suck blood. Kill gods. And end curses.
Princess Mononoke: Mental Stages of San (Mostly In Regards to Ashitaka)
Stage 1: Hate all humans
Stage 2. Try to kill Lady Eboshi, leader of the local humans
Stage 3. Unconcious (being rescued by Ashitaka)
Stage 4. Try to kill Ashitaka, after you saved him, after he saved you
Stage 5. Realize you kind of like Ashitaka
Stage 6. Battle
Stage 7. The forest spirit’s head is cut off, get comfort from Ashitaka
Stage 8. Go with Ashitaka to find the head and offer it back to the forest spirit
Stage 9. Forest spirit knocks you both unconscious, wake up next to Ashitaka
Stage 10. Realize you love eachother, but must live apart to keep the balance between your worlds
Awesome Barney Stinson Quotes
1. “Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro—I'm Broda!”
2. “Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get 'em, tiger!”
3. “It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!”
4. Ted: Who invented the three day rule?
Marshall: Barney, don't do this, not with Jesus.
Barney: It's true. Jesus waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited one day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard he died. They'd be all, "Hey Jesus, what up?" and Jesus would probably be like, "What up? I died yesterday!" and they'd be all, "Uh, you look pretty alive to me, dude..." and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle, and the dude'd be like "Uhh okay, whatever you say, bro..."
Robin: Wow. Ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
Barney: And he's not gonna come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, workin' the loom, trimmin' the beard, NO. He waited the perfect number of days, three.
Ted: Okay, I promise I won't call her if you stop talking.
Barney: ...Plus it's Sunday, so everyone's in church already, and they're all in there like "Oh no, Jesus is dead", and then BAM! He bursts in the back door, runnin' up the aisle, everyone's totally psyched, and FYI, that's when he invented the high five. That's why we wait three days to call a woman, because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait... True story.
5. “In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story.”
6. "God, it's me, barney (waddup)."
7. "When i get sad, i stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story."
8. "Every Halloween, i bring a spare costume, in case i strike out with the hottest girl at the party. that way i have a second chance to make a first impression."
9. "SUIT UP!!!" "I penguin suited up!" "Flight suit up!"
10. "It's going to be LEGEN - wait for it - DARY!"
11. Barney: "Let me choose your child's middle name. Because i have thought of the most AWESOME MIDDLE NAME OF ALL TIME!
Marshall: What's the middle name.
Barney: Wait for it...
Marshall: I'm waiting.
Barney: Wait for it.
Marshall: I said i'm waiting.
Barney: wait for it
Marshall: What's the middle name?
Barney: No, the middle name is 'wait for it'. Let's say his first name is, i don't know, Barney. His name would be Barney "wait for it" Eriksen! How awesome is that?"
Marshall: That is... the coolest middle name of all time!
12. Two weeks ago, Spanish bar in 79 Street, Dish of Olives, you had some, What up?
13. Quinn: 52 seconds.
Barney: 7 years ago when Marshall and Lily got engaged, Ted saw Robin across a crowded room and I said "oh yeah you just know she likes it dirty," but Ted really liked her so we played Have you met Ted? They went to dinner, he walked her home. Should've kissed her, didn't. Lame. So he stole a smurf penis, went back to her place. Should've kissed her, didn't, Lame. He threw 3 parties, they kissed on the roof and decided to be friends. Lame. Then Ted wanted to take Robin to a wedding. She couldn't go. He went alone and met Victoria didn't kiss her either. Lame. Not a great closer, Ted. But he finally kissed her. They started dating. She went to Germany. Ted kissed Robin, lost Victoria, Ted did a rain dance, got Robin. Ted and Robin broke up. Robin went to Brazil, came back with a Latin stud, Ted got jealous, got a Tramp Stamp. Not really relevant to the story, I just like mentioning that as much as possible. I hooked up with Robin, Ted and I stopped being friends, Ted got hit by a bus we made up. (Big Breath) Robin and I started dating, I got fat. Her hair fell out. We broke up. Robin dated Don, I dated Nora, cheated on her with Robin, I dumped Nora, Robin dated Kevin, but not for long, and then I met you, you took my grandfathers watch but I fell in love with you anyway and you let me fart in front of you, and I asked you to marry me and you said yes, and we came over here to meet little Marvin and that's everything! Also I went on the Price is Right and won a dune buggy.
Barney, everybody loves you!
Okkoto: Even if every one of us dies, It will be a battle the humans will never forget. Princess Mononoke
In ancient times, the land lay covered in forests, where, from ages long past, dwelt the spirits of the gods. Back then, man and beast lived in harmony, but as time went by, most of the great forests were destroyed. Those that remained were guarded by gigantic beasts who owed their allegiances to the Great Forest Spirit, for those were the days of gods and of demons.
Opening lines to Princess Mononoke.
Leper: Life is suffering. the world is cursed. but still you find reasons to keep living. Princess Mononoke (wise word to live by. true story.)
Therru: I despise anyone who doesn't care about life! Tales from Earthsea
Klaus: Victoria is wunderbar, but she is not my "Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz." She’s my "Beinahe-Leidenschaftsgegenstand"… it means the thing that is almost the thing that you want, but it’s not quite. That is Victoria to me.
Ted: How do you know she’s not "Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz?" Maybe as the years go by she’ll get "Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz…ier?"
Klaus: "Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz" is not something that develops over time. It is something that happens instantaneously. It courses through you like the water of a river after a storm, filling you and emptying you all at once. You feel it throughout your body, in your hands, in your heart, in your stomach, in your skin…have you ever felt this way about someone?
Ted: …I think so.
Klaus: If you have to think about it, you have not felt it.
Ted: And you’re absolutely sure you’ll find that someday?
Klaus: Of course. Everyone does eventually…you just never know when or where. How I Met Your Mother
Ron: We still have one thing on our side.
Ron: The power of imagination... yeah, okay. All right, you're right. We got nothing. Kim Possible - Go Team Go
Kannagi (to his shadow self): STAND UP YOU! I'M STRONGER THAN THIS! I WON'T GO DOWN SO EASILY AGAIN! Arata The Legend vol. 15, chapter 139
Yorunami: Who were you again? Oh, I remember. The one with the ouchy fire, right?
Kannagi: IT'S KANNAGI! YOU SAID THAT ON PURPOSE! Arata the Legend, vol.7 chapter 59
Shadow!Yataka: I wish... she'd just hurry up and die.
Shadow!Yataka: Now you know how selfish the woman you're trying to save is.
Shadow!Yataka: Just kill her.
Yataka: How dare you-!
Shadow!Yataka: Kill Kikuri and I will die too.
Narrator box: SHAME TACTIC Arata the Legend, vol.15
Kannagi (about Mikusa): She doesn't just dress like a girl, she is a girl. Did you know that, Yataka?
Yataka: No, I really thought she was a boy.
Kannagi: Well, I had my suspicions.
Yataka: Don't lie!
Kannagi: No, I knew.
Yataka: You did not! Arata the Legend, vol.15
(Wind cuts through Kannagi's belt and his skirt falls of, leaving him naked)
Kannagi (while everyone else is bug eyed and staring): Ah. It fell.
Yataka: COVER UP RIGHT NOW!
Kannagi (hiding himself in roses while not really caring): Oh what's the big deal?
Kotoha: GUYS, MIKUSA JUST FAINTED! Arata the Legend, vol.16
Hiruha: Lord Kannagi and Lord Yataka are arguing again.
Yataka: It must have a bath!
Kannagi: No! It has to have good food!
Hinohara: What's going on?!
Mikusa: They're trying to decide what amenities tonight's lodgings should have...
Yataka: No bath?! Impossible! I bathe every morning and every night! It's been my daily ritual for years!
Kannagi: Twice a day?! That's a little too clean for a man! No wonder Princess Kikuri dumped - (is cut off by uppercut from Yataka) Yataka! Can't you behave like a gentleman, you fiend?!
Yataka: Shut up, Kannagi! Compared to a vulgar ruffian like you, I'm the epitome of a gentleman! Arata the Legend, vol.11 chapter 102
Yataka: Kannagi... if you don't want to be slain by Zekuu... keep your filthy feet off my horse.
Kannagi: Huh? Are you talking to me, you disgusting cradle robber?
Yataka: Cradle - Don't jump to conclusions based on half-baked rumours, fool!
Kannagi: What?! Should I throw you into the mud, you fastidious wretch?!
Hinohara (thinking): This is going to be a problem... Arata the Legend, vol.11 chapter 101
Seo: Befriend the birds! (Flock of birds comes out of no where and perch on his body)
Hinohara: THAT'S USELESS! Where'd they all come from, anyway?! Arata the Legend, vol.15
"Modern Family: When Good Kids Go Bad (#3.2)" (2011)
Cameron Tucker: I do not pick her up early from preschool.
Mitchell Pritchett: Lily, did daddy pick you up early from preschool?
Lily Tucker-Pritchett: No.
Cameron: See? Case closed.
Lily: We didn't go.
Mitchell: Case open.
Lily: We went shopping.
Cameron: All right, Lily.
Lily: We bought matchy hats.
Cameron: You're going to your room.
Mitchell: You're both going to her room.
Haley: Back away from the button! I've been breaking the rules my entire life, and look where it's gotten me. I live in my parents' basement! I'm sick of being a failure at everything! Breaking the rules doesn't make you a hero! It makes you a screw-up! Take it from me, Luke -- one out of a million dropouts becomes Steve Jobs. Do you know who become losers with no jobs? The other 99,000! I hear the shots you all take at me. I see my sister about to lap me at a college that I would never be able to get into. Even someone as dumb as me can see that I'm a giant failure! - Modern Family, Season 6 Episode 2, Do Not Push
THE BEST QUOTES.
We Are Man, Born of Heaven and Earth, Moon and Sun, and Everything Under Them.
Eyes, Ears, Nose, Tongue, Body, Mind...
Purity Will Pierce Evil and Open Up The World of Darkness.
All Life Will Be Reborn and Invigorated.
-Opening of Arata The Legend
"Many of my movies have strong female leads - brave, self-sufficient girls that don’t think twice about fighting for what they believe in with all their heart. They’ll need a friend, or a supporter, but never a savior. Any woman is just as capable of being a hero as any man." - Hayao Miyazaki
You must see with eyes unclouded by hate. See the good in that which is evil, and the evil in that which is good. Pledge yourself to neither side, but vow instead to preserve the balance that exists between the two."
- Hayao Miyazaki
I will stay, by you, through the night.
Last quote: Your life is a string. Moments are pearls. Go!
And that concludes my fanfiction biography. live long, eat chocolate, read a book, watch studio ghibli or disney.
but most importantly:
TRY TO LOVE MY STORIES!