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Author has written 69 stories for Harry Potter, Pitch Black / Riddick, Pride and Prejudice, Pirates of the Caribbean, Good Omens, and Leverage.

Hi there, folks, welcome to my completely uninformative author page! There would be more here, but I'd rather not have my identity (useless as it is) stolen, because, well, it's rather the only one I've got, isn't it? I am female though, I'll tell you that much, and legal for most things in most countries, and pride myself extremely on the fact I seem to have mastered the elusive talent of proper grammatical use of captilization.

A word on my writing practices. I have a few multi-chapter fics posted, and I work on them when I can, but mostly I write oneshots or original fiction. This means that updates are very irregular; it can be as long as a few months between chapters (longest ever period between updates: nineteen months), or as little as a few days (shortest ever period between updates: twenty-two hours). If you've been following one of my stories and it hasn't been updated recently -- relax, it doesn't mean I've discontinued it. I don't abandon things without saying. In case you didn't catch that, I just said that all of my currently posted WIPs are still very much being worked on, and not on hiatus.

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Learning to Breathe by onoM reviews
Harry Potter is 16 years old. He already defeated Voldemort, with the help of his Godfather Sirius Black. Now he is in for the biggest challenge of his life: attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 151,978 - Reviews: 3361 - Favs: 3,597 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Spring Break Incident by PaisleyRose reviews
In this story, our heroine is out of high school and in college and like so many she goes on Spring Break. Can I help it if the Hurricane’s go to her head? Is it my fault if she flashes her ta-tas at a camera? Look out New Orleans here comes the Goblins
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,863 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Diary, oh Diary by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
As if being the weird twin sister of the most beautiful woman on the planet wasn't enough; now my lab partner is god's gift to heterosexual females . . . and he wants to roast me alive. I hate college. // AN: I'll be honest, this is on hiatus.
Sky High - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,898 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Warren P.
Captured by Gemkat5 reviews
Sarah finds Jareth shackled and bound at a circus as part of the freak show, and takes it upon herself to set him free. But will he appreciate her hard earned efforts? Oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Her Kingdom as Great by MarbleGlove reviews
JS What’s said is said, and Sarah said, “My Will is as Strong as Yours and my Kingdom as Great.” And then, of course, she lied. A series of one-shots.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,846 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Fun Lies To Tell The New Generation About Hogwarts by dogstar-ebony reviews
#- "25.When you’re not there, the castle is turned bouncy and rented out for parties". Title says it all, really. Another list fic, very silly, fairly funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Complete
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,636 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Counter Feat by Lua under water reviews
Five times Sirius Black laughed, and no one understood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
As the World Falls Down by The-Flame-Faerie reviews
As Sarah examined the peach, she realised she couldn't take it -- not when her friends were hungrier. "Here, Ludo" she handed it over, "You need it more than I do," Hoggle stared on in horror. Oh no, this was not going to end well...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Twelfth Night: Or, Oblivion by Dream Writer 4 Life reviews
While Mayhem’s King and Queen rule from their throne/ Th’ Master of Pemberley loses his head/ Wand’ring ‘round gardens, he reaps what he’s sown/ And winds up in Miss Elizabeth’s bed." Twelfth Night at Pemberley. P&P.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,577 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Complete
Hollywood Glamour by Agent of the Apothecary reviews
I should probably be more worried that a territorial fairytale King of Evil Idiots is molesting me in the middle of the red carpet. Note to self: establish more thorough neural connections.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Such Terms of Cordiality by Peradan reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet for the first time in the summer of 1811, at Ramsgate, over tea and a nearelopement with few of the prejudices that plagued the original courtship, they quickly and easily become friends.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,794 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 7/3/2006
Catching The Moon by dogstar-ebony reviews
Sometimes you don't need to speak. And sometimes the perfect words are right there. Oneshot HG post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Hardest Word by dogstar-ebony reviews
Sometimes, 'sorry' isn't the hardest word. Sometimes, 'goodbye' is. Post DH, oneshot, Fred's funeral. Renamed from 'Bye'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Molly W. - Complete
It Was Only A Kiss by dogstar-ebony reviews
It started out with a kiss how did it end up like this? Ron's POV of his feelings for Hermione. Oneshot. Inspired by a song, but is NOT a songfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Admirable by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
To be admired, one must first be seen. A moment of distraction for Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Complete
Because She's Lily by dogstar-ebony reviews
The first time someone asked me why I love you, I didn't know what to say. Oneshot. JamesLily because they're perfect
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shining by dogstar-ebony reviews
In my dreams, she is shining. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Things That Go Bump In The Night by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Sarah Williams knew all about things that went bump in the night. She knew they were real, she knew they could get you if you weren’t careful, and she knew to be careful what you wish for. JS. ONESHOT.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Dead Held No Terror by dogstar-ebony reviews
I am not afraid of ghosts. [Sirius Black's reflections on the demise of Lily and James]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Falling Without a Parachute by Musegaarid reviews
James Bond is having a hell of a time in his most controversial adventure. A James BondGood Omens crossover. Warnings for explicit slash and violence.
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
The First by The Thirteenth Councilor reviews
Crouching in the bushes outside the cave that will become famous, Aziraphale meets an old friend.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Complete
Serenity by Arella1 reviews
An alternate ending. What does Peter really want? PeterWendy
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2006 - [Wendy D., Peter Pan] - Complete
For My Sins by Random-Battlecry reviews
Nevermind that agents of his rank had the life expectancy of gnats. As far as he was concerned, everything after the first kill was anticlimax. Post Casino Royale. Oneshot.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Incumbrance of Mystery by Peradan reviews
A murderer is loose in Hertfordshire.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Complete
It's The Littlest Things by dogstar-ebony reviews
Oneshot by Hermione talking about and to Ron as he dates Lavender. [Bit AUish, as I've had to warp HBP events a teensy bit, though nothing major.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Shadow by dogstar-ebony reviews
Just because someone is dead does not mean they are forgotten. And sometimes, in the dead of night, ghosts come back to haunt us.....Sirius's nightmares in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice: A Hobbit's Tale by Lillian C1 reviews
Complete! Five unwed sisters have little hopes of making a decent match in the rustic town of Bree. However, the distant stirrings of the War of the Ring lead to unexpected improvements in the local marriage market.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,339 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Complete
Ghost by dogstar-ebony reviews
The day Myrtle died should have been a release. Instead, it was a day which determined one girl's future. Oneshot. Myrtle's POV of her very last day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Eternity by dogstar-ebony reviews
Olive Hornby has been torturing herself for forty long years over the death of a classmate. But she is not her only tormenter...This is Olive's side of the story, as told in her final breaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Olive H. - Complete
The Companion Of His Future Life by jvcla25 reviews
What if Mr. Collins didn't marry Charlotte? How would that change things? P&P Regency COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/27/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Complete
First Kiss by dogstar-ebony reviews
They say you always remember your first kiss. Sirius Black just wanted to forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Men by Jocelyn reviews
Sequel to Duel. The war is over. But something has survived. Snape and Harry learn their shared devotion to Dumbledore is a connection not easily broken. Snape mentors Harry. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,482 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
In The House of the Quick and the Hungry by Laura S'mora reviews
The finer aspects of Ginny Weasley's life, all entwined, in their own way, within the story of how she wound up with Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,402 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Nor At Any Other by Peradan reviews
An Anne de Bourgh story: after his mother's death, Darcy is sent to be raised by Lady Catherine for four years.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
The Place of Silver Colors by Weirdly reviews
HG. Harry is stuck, in a strange place where colors that are silver swirl and twirl and twine and bind him there. How can he break free? And the silver colors twist and twine and spell out letters and pictures and sometimes words...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Keep Walking by Glitterglue reviews
audible sigh i wrote fluff. i'm sorry. riddick reaches the afterlife.
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Complete
Final Reward by Valandar reviews
Harry Potter is now nearly a century and a half old, and his own entry into eternity has come. But what is Headmaster Weasley saying about a spell to reward the virtuous? Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
Operation Boyfriend Retention by opalish reviews
PostHBP, HarryGinny. Ginny Weasley was on a mission, and she was bloody well going to succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,207 - Follows: 140 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Gold by Gowdie reviews
Before Harry can start out on his hunt for the Horcruxes, he must face an even greater challenge: muddling through his last golden afternoon of happiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The Wrath of Loki by mosylu reviews
Percy lies close to death in St. Mungo's. His family ignores the rift to gather around himexcept for two. Are the twins still too angry to remember they love him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Percy W. - Complete
The Longest Afternoon by mosylu reviews
When Ginny is taken to the Chamber of Secrets, her brothers learn just how a broken heart feels.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Complete
When in Doubt, Go Leather by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
The autobiography of an 18-19 year old Sirius Black, covering the time he got abducted by aliens, his short life as a model, not to mention James and Lily's wedding......it's all here! R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/6/2003 - Published: 4/5/2002 - Sirius B.
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Of Enemies and Destinies reviews
There are those you remember, though you may try not to, even once you reach the Other Side. Oneshot, mild implied slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Of Friends and Others reviews
There are those who wait for you on the Other Side, and they have their reasons. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
Just reviews
He has feelings, too. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Sirius B. - Complete
More Than A Team reviews
Hardison said they were more than a team, and Parker eventually said it too, but she still has a question. Of course she does. Oneshot.
Leverage - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Alec H., Parker - Complete
Ferris Feelings reviews
An angel, a demon, a carnival, and the sum of all their parts. Oneshot, slash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2008 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trumped Up Charges reviews
The Minister of Magic has made a Very Big Mistake: He's convinced himself that Harry Potter is a Criminal. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,188 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P.
Unexpected and Highly Scandalous reviews
Colonel Fitzwilliam accidently encounters Wickham after the events of Ramsgate, and his reaction is considerably less mild than an altered face and a stiff nod. Oneshot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,436 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
Definitely Not Chicken Soup reviews
Sirius gets fed up with being the center of WWIII and takes his brother and his best friend to visit a couple of psychotherapists, hoping to clear the air and achieve at lease a mild sense of peace and harmony in his personal life. [Oneshot. Slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Look of Innocence reviews
Some feelings do not need to be said to be there, some must be mentioned to be realized, and some are not felt at all without the proper expression. Lily found this one accidentally. Drabble. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Mum's the Word reviews
The Weasley twins have accidentally stumbled upon what might be their absolute favorite secret of all time, and it's not even THEIRS! Oneshot. Drabbley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Unicorn reviews
Relating the uncovering of Sirius's secret Muggle friend and the subsequent demise of his Reputation. [Oneshot, implied slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Blossom reviews
Jasmine grew in his backyard. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Attraction of Madness reviews
He should hate it, his history is proof of that, but everyone has their idiosyncrasies, and this is one of his. Drabble. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Importance of Being Irish reviews
How do you have fun on St. Patrick's day if you're two blokes by yourselves, not Irish, and not even Muggles? Sirius and James have a plan, and they've made a LIST... Lily and Remus are, well, a bit concerned. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete
One Good Man reviews
What makes a man into the sort of person who thinks he can afford to give Captain Jack Sparrow even one day's headstart? Oneshot, Norringtonfic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - James N. - Complete
Sixteen reviews
Sixteen is a precious, defining age, when everyone begins to show the true colors of their adult selves, but are still liable to become someone completely different. It's the age everyone says they would like to revisit, but never really do. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Excuse For A Gentleman's Abduction reviews
He was a gentleman, but if he'd only been born Darcy, as he should have, then everything would have turned out differently. Oneshot. Wickhamfic. Part of a series.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Behind This Pretty Smile reviews
You have seen my face and you have heard my voice and watched me perform my tricks. But you do not know me, because that is not who I am. [Oneshot. Drabbley.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Draco M. - Complete
Anatomy of A Gentleman's Seduction reviews
There were some things he would never admit to anyone, and the number of times he had almost kissed Elizabeth Bennet was one of those things. Oneshot. Darcyfic. Part of a series.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Chocolate Crime reviews
James thinks a certain opinion is just plain unnatural, so he sets out to change his best mate's mind. [Oneshot, mild slash, JPSB.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Richard B Riddick: Convict, Murderer, Good Man reviews
He's been many things in his life, most of them unpleasant, and he's never regretted it. But he's also never before had this good a reason to reform...
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007
Heaven Enough reviews
Death comes sweetly to those who deserve it. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Labor of Loving Deception reviews
Around the end of December one year, Sirius muses on his life. Christmas Cheer, this is not. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Merry Mulled Christmas reviews
Christmas Eve, the Potter family way. Includes copious amounts of expensive mulled wine. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Mistletoe and Mittens reviews
Lily's first two Christmas presents of her 7th year are not at all what or even from whom! she would have expected. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ho, Ho, Humbug! reviews
Somehow, somewhere, someone, Sirius Black got a hold of a Santa suit. [Oneshot. Drabble.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Once Upon A Red Apple Clear reviews
In which Draco discovers a deeply rooted dislike of mistletoe, and a rather odd stranger apparently obssessed with... fruit. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
Snow Balls reviews
There is snow, there is Lily, there is Sirius Black, and then there are snowballs. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
The True Meaning of Labor Pain reviews
Events transpire to redefine a certain phrase in Lily's mind. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Blight reviews
The Dark Lord has a dungeon, and he uses it well. [Drabble. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Changes Everything reviews
First, he thought he'd just go and kill Peter. Then, he had a better idea... steal a timeturner, and use it to save his friends. Now, thanks to Sirius, Harry's life will never be quite the same again. [AU.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,023 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/20/2006 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Fine Print reviews
A capsulized catalog of someone's progression of feeling. [Oneshot. Mild implied slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Run reviews
A moment in time as Sirius travels as a dog. Set sometime in PoA. [Drabble. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Addiction reviews
Sirius has his favorite addictions, and James has him. [Drabble. Oneshot. Slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
he smiled reviews
Sirius thinks about Lily and James, who have a special place in his heart. [Drabble. Oneshot. Mild implied slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Impulse and Accusation reviews
Sirius Black has something unpleasant that he needs to discuss with Lily Evans, and she discovers this when he corners her one afternoon. Oneshot. No pairing, preLEJP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Scotch, or Straight Shots reviews
As extraordinary and unordinary people, respectively, James and Sirius can't really be expected to have an ordinary relationship with each other. [Oneshot, slash, JPSB.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Starry Night reviews
Clear summer nights are perfect for recreational stargazing. Lily and James engage in some. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The King of Quidditch reviews
Everyone knows that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lily Evans has decided that the way to a Quidditch Captain's heart, on the other hand, is through his best friend. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B. - Complete
Brother reviews
It was a dark and stormy night on a deserted moor somewhere in Scotland, and a lonely man was waiting for someone... [Oneshot. Drabble.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Walking Together reviews
The first time she said yes, they wandered around Hogsmeade for hours and nothing happened. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
His Worst Fear reviews
There's one thing Sirius dreads above everything else, but he never hears James say it, except when he's asleep. [Oneshot. Drabble.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Happiest Day of Your Life reviews
The happiest day of a person's life is supposedly their wedding day.... but what about your best friend's wedding day? [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Best Birthday reviews
The best things often happen when you're not looking for them. And when Lily gave James a present for his 18th birthday, he certainly was looking for what he got. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Epiphany reviews
James Potter has changed. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
I'm Pregnant reviews
James reads the paper while Lily attempts to tell him something important. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Whiskey Bliss reviews
He liked to drink, and whiskey was his drink of choice. Featuring Sirius in leather pants. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
I'm Sorry reviews
James eats breakfast, Lily tells him something important, and Sirius's life is in danger. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/3/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
First Kiss reviews
It had been a brief thing, the insanity of only a moment, when she'd been so angry and beautiful that he couldn't help himself... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Delicate Psyche reviews
For once, Harry Potter was normal. Completely, utterly, undoubtedly normal. He wasn't doing anything odd. Nothing extraordinary was happening because of him. He was bloody NORMAL. And then, he breathed again. AU as of HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,168 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/19/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Early Years reviews
A collection of thoughts on the early life of Sirius Black. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
Love Song reviews
At the Potters' wedding, Sirius steals the bride for a few minutes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Maurauders and Company, a look into the characters' psychology of sleep. [Drabble. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2006 - James P. - Complete
31 October reviews
When the world stopped, Sirius was the one left standing. [Oneshot. Not at all a happy fic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Runaway reviews
Someone shows up at James Potter's door in the middle of the night. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,689 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Too Many Ways reviews
There were just too many ways a man could die. A job like that, they all die sometime, sooner than later usually. [Drabble. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accidental, Almost reviews
Events almost ruin a night of good sneaking for James and Sirius. But Sirius figures it turns out all right in the end. Oneshot, slash, JPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Get Yer Freak On reviews
Draco starts an argument. Harry runs away from him. There is much silliness. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chilly reviews
Sirius has learnt a secret... [Drabble.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Birthdays reviews
Sirius and James gave birthday presents like a religion. Oneshot. Implied, slightly slashy JPSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Loves reviews
James is out on Order business. Sirius sits with Lily and Harry. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Approximately Midnight reviews
Sirius takes a walk, and Lily discovers that not all things that go bump in the night are scary. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Puppy reviews
Sirius Black and James Potter had an arrangement. Except it was, at once, both less and more than a simple arrangement. And then... [Oneshot, slash, JPSB.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
We Have Cookies reviews
The time has finally come, Tommy,' said Harry gravely, wand in hand. 'It's down to this. Me or you, good and evil. One against the other. Mortal combat.' Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shepherd's Pie reviews
Sirius has a penchant for terrorizing the lower years and, unfortunately, he's quite good at it. [Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Potentially Late For Breakfast reviews
Well, they really ARE going to be late for breakfast if no one is willing to wake him up... But that's James for you. [Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Click, or Boredom reviews
20ish Sirius is off of work and bored. Beware the pointlessness. [Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Feather Brained reviews
After the Lake Incident in OotP [Chapter 28: Snape's Worst Memory], Sirius discovers James in a proverbial corner... [MWPP fic, minus M and W. Oneshot. Part of a semiseries.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Beneath The Stairs reviews
Sirius, Remus, and Peter weren't really sure why they were hiding beneath the stairs with James. They were sure he must have had a reason, though. And then they heard his reason yelling at him. Gee, this should be a fun explanation...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete