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Best Laid Schemes by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella makes a deal that turns her world upside down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,047 - Reviews: 2646 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8691 - Favs: 3,853 - Follows: 2,239 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Single Game by AwesomeSauce76 reviews
UPDATE: Pulled to Publish (P2P) New girl Bella Swan is finally ready to start dating again, but the only boy she's interested in is too shy to even talk to her. Why are her friends convinced that the answer to her problem is some crazy party gameā€¦ with kissing? AU/AH, BPOV, COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 6506 - Favs: 3,668 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14832 - Favs: 7,654 - Follows: 7,012 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Babysitter by plummy reviews
Everybody said Rose was perfect for me, and this weekend I was going to find out if it was true. That was the plan, until I met her sister.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,055 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 2,155 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19578 - Favs: 6,493 - Follows: 4,433 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
(Un)Dressing Edward Cullen (One Shot) by Discordia81 reviews
Edward Cullen is an A-list actor with horrific taste in clothing. Bella Swan is his long-suffering stylist who wants to strangle him one minute and kiss him the next. When Edward crashes her date, Bella has to choose between dressing her client and undressing the man she loves. 2nd Place Public Winner for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,706 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 234 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 15037 - Favs: 9,887 - Follows: 5,448 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Purple Banana Hammock by TheFicChick reviews
Like most women, I always found Speedos to be equal parts hilarious and horrifying. That all changed the day I saw Edward Cullen wearing one.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 52,150 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,860 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,163 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Trip by TJE reviews
Bella's vacation ends up being quite different than what she'd expected when she crosses paths with actor, Anthony Cullen. ExB. All Human. OOC. AU. Canon pairings. Romance/Humor/Drama. Rated for language & lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 217,356 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
Between the Covers by CosmoSydney reviews
Every day a different book. Every book a different message. As Bella deliberately works her way through the library, will Edward be able to read between the covers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,856 - Reviews: 3547 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,720 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11454 - Favs: 4,468 - Follows: 3,665 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7515 - Favs: 10,688 - Follows: 5,879 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First of the Month by iambeagle reviews
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. 'Property Management for Dummies' should've prepared him for this.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 68,809 - Reviews: 5326 - Favs: 2,591 - Follows: 1,595 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Sleep in a Strange Man's Bed by WndrngY reviews
B & E. Alice's new boyfried Jasper lives on Hilton Head Island, S.C. He invites her & her friends to come down for a visit. Bella isn't happy to be the only single in a couple's paradise...until she ends up in his roommate's bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 165,936 - Reviews: 3088 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 2,784 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Negative Twenty and Falling by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. Two weeks, a few cups of cocoa, a mountain of snow, a pair of mittens, and one Mr. Perfect-Gorgeous. I present to you: Skiward. Just a little bit of wintery fluff so that you don't think I'm always so doom and gloom. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,666 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 343 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3647 - Favs: 4,471 - Follows: 4,541 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Addicted by cosmogirl7481 reviews
Bella has a secret. But how long can she really keep it in the closet? A sexy little story with humor and drama. ExB, AH, and OOC. Rated M dirty language and content of a sexual nature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,901 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 2,073 - Follows: 755 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4504 - Favs: 7,593 - Follows: 4,281 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8174 - Favs: 8,330 - Follows: 8,486 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Doctor's Orders by mybluesky reviews
Nurse Swan vows to never date a doctor, presuming them all to be egotistical jerks. But will she change her mind when she starts a new job and meets the handsome Dr. Cullen, or will his advances only strengthen her resolve? AH, OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,845 - Reviews: 9851 - Favs: 6,945 - Follows: 5,290 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Edward, Bella
Merry Textmas by DH78 reviews
Bella is forced to tackle the crowds on Black Friday with her best friend, Angela. Can a random text message from a wrong number change the course of her day and her life? Banter galore! AH. VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER for the Naughty & Nice Holiday Contest!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,038 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 1,062 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 3,690 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 425,876 - Reviews: 8296 - Favs: 7,604 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Oceanic by Rochelle Allison reviews
Waterbeds can be sexy. Who knew? Edward and Bella, best friends to more-than-friends. Once a WitFit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,348 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 4912 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5374 - Favs: 6,992 - Follows: 3,369 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Levi Lovin' by SuperstarNanna reviews
While on a school trip, Bella and her long-time crush Edward find themselves together in a tent on a very cold night. What happens when Edward gets his chance to help keep Bella warm? Fun With Your Clothes On contest entry. AH. Rated M for lemonade.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 83 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Angel Is A Centerfold by SophiaAnne reviews
Edward's homeroom angel has been fueling his spank bank for years. What happens when he finds out he's got to share her with the rest of the world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,636 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Extremities by BoydBlog reviews
**WINNER - BEST HANDLING** Entry for the Twific Auto Erotica Challenge. Bella wanted to be one of the many girls that Edward pleasured in his Volvo. What happens when that car is now hers, and she makes the first move?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 5868 - Favs: 9,843 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5546 - Favs: 8,092 - Follows: 2,256 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Night in Nantes by enamors reviews
Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,349 - Follows: 238 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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