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Author has written 2 stories for Doctor Who, and Hope Springs.

Hello and welcome to my page!

My favourite actresses are Stephanie Beacham, Joan Collins, Kate O'Mara and Joanna Lumley so naturally fandoms they are part of are the ones i am interested in reading and may consider writing for.

My Main Fandoms Are:

Doctor Who (River, The Rani, Sarah jane)

Seaquest (kristin)

Dynasty (Alexis, Sable, Caress/Cassie)

Absolutely Fabulous (Patsy)

Harry Potter (Malfoys, Bellatrix & Snape)

These are also the ones that create the near never ending list known as my favourite stories and is only never ending as if someone takes the care to read through the entire thing i will have added at least one more by the time they are finished. However, this does not mean that it is just a list of stories as i only add the ones that i feel strike a chord with me so they are all worth reading to those who have similar interests to me or just wish to sample the best of something new.

Oh well, i feel i've rambled sufficiently now so goodbye! ;)

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The Match of the Century by CopperCow reviews
After losing Andromeda to that mudblood, Narcissa swore that she would never marry. But then Lucius had to insinuate himself into her life. Hopefully that little brat Sirius can help her get rid of him. Lucissa, Narcissa/Lucius, arranged marriage fic, takes place in Narcissa's seventh year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1h - Published: 6/28 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Sirius B., Abraxas M.
Healing the Wild by Jewelbox1322 reviews
A flourishing reef holds a mysterious and exciting new discovery which leads to a terrifying experience for Kristin into the dark world of drug trafficking. First season crew. COMPLETE.
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,662 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Complete
Our Mercurial Selves by brightsilverkitty reviews
In the wake of a tragedy Dumbledore seizes an opportunity to use a mother's plea to his advantage. Unfortunately he did not factor a certain Death Eater into the equation. (Not a part of the "Time Heals All Wounds" series)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,507 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Narcissa M.
Marissa and Koschei: Renegades Reborn by TimeLordPrime reviews
This story is set in my War of the Guardians universe. They were once the notorious renegade Time Lords, The Rani and The Master, but now Marissa Queen and Koschei have both turned away from that dark path and decided to make up for it the best they can. The two of them now seek to move forward into a hopeful new future even as they struggle to overcome the horrors of their past.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 116,952 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [The Rani, The Master] Lucy S., Harriet J.
What are we celebrating? by slytherinenigma reviews
I don't own anything, all Jk Rowling's awesome inspiring characters. Hermione/Narcissa, both end up at what is essentially an upper class wizarding swinger party, you can probably guess the rest . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,151 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 6/2/2014 - [Hermione G., Narcissa M.]
Between the Shelves by cleotheo reviews
Fred and George's new listening device causes a stir when they reveal it to a portion of the Order and play back some conversations they've picked up. Fun, light hearted One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,977 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/18 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Sound Minds and Memories by purebloodwhispers reviews
Following the war and the trials that came after, the survivors have finally begun to move on. Harry, a trainee auror, knows he has one last person to thank, but little does he know that a well meaning social call will turn lives upside down as Harry begins to understand the strange world of his old enemies. Family, legal, drama. (possibly later Drarry slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,844 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/18 - Published: 5/28 - Harry P., Draco M., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,664 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Two Tortured Souls by potterheadcharles reviews
Bella does not go to Voldy'd hide-out after killing Sirius. She waits for the Potter boy to be home and finish him. But his pitiful sobs in his sleep bring back the tides of old memories. What will she do now? Harry/Bella, Not Time-travel, Bella will remain her own age.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,122 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Released by if-inconvenient-come-anyways
The Rani has been trapped on earth since the Time War- what will she do now that she's free? Esmeralda's walked headlong into a trap. Will she be able to escape? Does she even want to? (this is my first published fic- please review!)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,878 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 1/10 - The Rani, OC
Tripping by kinesty reviews
Eddy has to go on a trip to Manchester to represent her company and of course, she has to take Patsy, too. Wouldn't it be nice if just for once everything went according to plan?
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Eddy M., Patsy S. - Complete
Danger Down Under by Jewelbox1322 reviews
A lovely trip to Australia turns into a nightmare for Bridger and his family.
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,957 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Trouble x3 by xOnceEAgainx reviews
Sequel to When the Captain met River. Jack, River and the Doctor together can only mean trouble, will Amy and Rory be able to help? Rated T because I might use some language not K appropriated
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,816 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 11/30/2011 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] Jack H., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
Remembering November by BlackRosePoetry
Saffron always wondered why Patsy hated her so much. Her grandmother never forgot. Rated for character death, language, and angst. The angst in this fic is enough to make Chuck Norris cry.
Absolutely Fabulous - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Patsy S., Saffy M., OC - Complete
Say Something Nice by ThatWhoGuy reviews
What if that Cyberman wasn't who it actually was, but another ally of The Master? What would happen afterwards? Clara is kidnapped, old friends are reunited and Gallifrey is all but lost... All feedback is welcome! MAJOR SPOILERS FOR DEATH IN HEAVEN! DO NOT READ THIS UNTIL YOU HAVE WATCHED THE SERIES 8 FINALE!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/9/2014 - The Master, The Rani, Clara O., 12th Doctor
Christmas at Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
A ferocious storm forces Dumbledore to shut Hogwarts for the Christmas holidays. However, in their haste to leave the Professors end up leaving a small handful of students behind. How will three Gryffindors and three Slytherins cope with spending Christmas at Hogwarts? Fun, festive story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,296 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Santa by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River take Amy and Rory to a world where Secret Santa has been raised to a whole new level...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,162 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Frozen Emotions by Mrs. Owl 09 reviews
On the back of a terrible tragedy, Kristin finds things can, in fact, get worse.
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,771 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 9/23/2014 - Complete
Only You! by potterheadcharles reviews
Harry was unable to save Draco from the fire in the Room of Requirements. When Narcissa comes to check if he is alive, Harry tells her the truth. What happens then? A Harry/Narcissa love story. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,598 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Against All We Know by MayFairy reviews
Science leads. Kate Stewart runs into a more-than-questionable Time Lady, is unsure of how to proceed, and learns that somehow her life was quite boring before the smug pain in the arse dropped out of the sky. The Rani just learns that while humans are certainly as stupid as she'd always thought, there's one she hates a little less than all the others. Post Day of the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,898 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Kate S., The Rani] The Master, 12th Doctor
Monkeys in a Maze by badwolfbay99 reviews
The Torchwood team, Sarah Jane and Luke smith and the Doctor, Amy and Rory end up in a place surrounded by white corridors which keep changing. Who put them there and why?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Jack H., 11th Doctor, Sarah Jane S.
Hatty Halloween by betawho reviews
River and the Doctor celebrate Halloween...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lustful Laws by MarvelInTheTardis reviews
On Gallifrey, Koschei (the master) and Ushas (the rani) have feelings for each other. But don't know it yet. Theta Sigma (doctor) is tired of the tension between them and does something about it. But what he doesn't know is that they both have some specific rules...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [The Rani, The Master] 1st Doctor - Complete
Metamorphosis by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Season 6B, post-"The Two Doctors." After learning about Dastari's experiments on the Doctor, the Rani brings her old classmate, along with his Scottish companion, back to Space Station Chimera for a new series of experiments. With two Grigs of Androgums aiding the Rani, the Doctor and Jamie may never be the same again...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., The Rani - Complete
seaQuest: Once in a Blue Moon by murphycat reviews
Ten years after the disappearance of Nathan Bridger, Kristin Wesphalen has survived. Now can she have a life? Part I, depending on interest.
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Complete
Irrelevant by darkaccalia520 reviews
A between seasons one and two story. Kristin is forced to make a life-altering decision. Teaser fic for a future WIP of mine. *COMPLETE*
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2014 - Complete
Hallelujah by MissNessarose reviews
The Rani falls from Gallifrey in the midst of the Time War, beaten within an inch of her life. She is sent from one old friend to another for safekeeping during a rocky recovery. And for whatever reason, the Master can't seem to find the will to let her die.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2014 - 8th Doctor, The Master, The Rani - Complete
seaQuest: Dodging Bullets by murphycat reviews
Captain Bridger and Dr. Wesphalen go through a comedy of errors and misunderstandings. Will they sort it out, or will they just give up?
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 11/11/2013 - Complete
An Affair Not to Remember by purebloodwhispers reviews
Narcissa Malfoy is known for being the very correct and proper, pureblood wife of Lucius Malfoy and the perfect, proud mother of Draco Malfoy. Yet, once upon a time, she had been a young girl with dreams of love and a desire for rebellion the same as any other teenager. This is the story of the summer she must always forget and never remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,339 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Narcissa M., OC, Lucius M.] Andromeda T.
A Time Lord's Gotta Do, What A Time Lord's Gotta Do by YouKnowItMakesSense reviews
Gallifrey was lost many years ago. But memories remain as do old friendships. The Doctor will never forget who he once was, or his best friends. Now they are coming back, slowly but surely, into his life. They once had names, they once were vibrant friends with a passion for life, now sheer evil. He must choose between his old life and his new one, for the sake of family...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 194,644 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - The Master, The Rani, The Meddling Monk, Tommy P.
When We Were Young by Sharadethia reviews
This is the story of the childhood of the Doctor. It will be a long series of installments starting in the Academy years through the Time War. Currently M for violence and child abuse. Currently on year six.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 109,004 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Master, The Rani, The Meddling Monk, War Chief
Rani, Immortal by aragonite reviews
I've been wanting to do a Rani vs. Two fic a LONG time, and with Kate O'Mara's passing, I thought this is the best I could do…she was such a wonderful actress!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - 2nd Doctor, The Rani
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Remember me by DooweeBipBopBamLookAtThisLamb reviews
David was getting nightmares, everynight he dreams of a mysterious man with a blue box, a man who takes young women to travel with him across the stars, a man of fire and ice and rage, so when he opens his tv screen and see's that said man was only a tv show he begins to think what his dreams actually meant... Doctor/Rani
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - 10th Doctor, The Rani
Living With a River by BadWolfGirl12 reviews
Matt had Just met River Song in Kindergarten. He is learning on how to Live with a River. Includes Rose, Micky, Martha, Donna and So many More!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/13/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Wizardry Park - The Island by Sela McGrane reviews
Thirty witches, the last of the wizarding kind, are marooned on a tropical island with a one year window of opportunity to regain their freedom. Granted, freedom is the least of their worries, as it is up to them to repopulate their race. Minerva McGonagall, of course, has an idea, though she didn't count on Hermione Granger thinking so highly of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Minerva M., Hermione G.] [Narcissa M., OC]
Revelations by HermioneWeasley93 reviews
Draco learns some distressing secrets about his perfect family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Unlucky 13: The New Doctor's Case by the26thDoctor reviews
Gallifrey Stands! But 1000 years in a pocket Universe has led to some bad blood between the Doctor and his fellow Time Lords. Follow the adventures of a new, unlucky 13th Doctor and his plucky American companion Desmond.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - The Master, The Rani, Rassilon, 12th Doctor
Winter's Last Bloom by ss9 reviews
Set in Series 2: What would have happened if following the limo bomb explosion Blake had lost more than just his eyesight? Combine season 2 and 7 storylines and voila...sometimes the past doesn't stay in the past...
Dynasty - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 191,041 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Alexis C., Blake C., Krystle C.
The Doctor's Diary by betawho reviews
What if River read the Doctor's diary? A younger River is tempted to peek into the Doctor's diary of their life together...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2014 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Green-Eyed Monster by jennybenny2845 reviews
There is a fine line between being friendly and being flirty. Written for the HPFC Harry and Who Challenge Level Four.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Harry P., Ginny W., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Series of Cliches by thesilentlamb reviews
A series of cliched moments between Sarah Jane and Alan Jackson, written purely for the self-indulgent fun of it. Several guest stars will eventually appear. Please read, review, and leave a suggestion for the next oneshot.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,783 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Alan J., Sarah Jane S.
How I Met Your Father by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
When Rose's best friends Amy and Rory get engaged she sets out on her own quest for true love. Will it be with the incredibly dreamy Jack Harkness or is there someone else out there waiting for her? Or maybe, just maybe, her other best friend the cynical River Song is correct and there is no chance for true love.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,626 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
The Lost Days of Melody Pond by JaneScarlett reviews
He knew who she would become: Doctor River Song, his wild, impetuous, gun-slinging archeologist. But the Doctor often wondered about who she had been... spoilers for series 6.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,957 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
The Nights of Stormcage by KingdomHeartsNerd reviews
We all know River Song often escapes her cell, but just what do the guards go through when she returns?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
Do You Even Have A Last Name? by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
Surprise, surprise, Jenny has finally found her way back to her father. But now River has to deal with the thoughts of sharing her husband with the step-daughter she never even knew existed until she broke into the TARDIS with a gun.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Betrayal of Lucius Malfoy by the-booky-bookworm reviews
Heaven hath no rage like a love to hatred turned. Proud, vengeful, manipulative and beautiful; Narcissa Black will do anything to see Lucius Malfoy suffer as she once did. Even supply the Order of the Phoenix with Death Eater secrets. Yet in a place where allies are enemies and friends are foes, the man she risks her life to betray may be her only hope of salvation...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,010 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
River, What Are You Doing! by betawho reviews
River's in an odd mood. She didn't shoot his hat. What is she up to?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Family Ties by BringOnTheWonder1997
Narcissa hasn't ever really cared what side of the war her family is on, she just wants them safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,714 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Narcissa M. - Complete
GCSE's, Boyfriends, and the Doctor by Stitch54 reviews
The TARDIS has caught a cold, and it has reverted back through the Artron energy of the companions. With Martha and Mickey reduced to 7 year olds, what has this cold got in store for Sarah Jane... and the Doctor. Features Doctors 3, 4, 9, and 10.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 89,315 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Sarah Jane S., Luke S.
The Unknown Past by ElizabethSciuto reviews
AU Takes Place Shortly After The End of Season 8 (Potential Spoilers Up To That Point)/ How will Elizabeth deal with her new life and the future she didn't know she had. Babyfic. Rachelfic.
ER - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Mark G., Elizabeth C. - Complete
Teaching Ms Bellatrix Lestrange A Lesson by twice-as-drunk reviews
On Helena's final day of filming Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows Part II, her on-screen sister, Helen McCrory, pays a visit to her dressing room.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,001 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Narcissa M., Bellatrix L.
The Smiths' Weird Summer on the Continent by HappyAuriga reviews
Albus Dumbledore thinks it's a good idea for Harry to spend the summer away from the British Isles. Of course, the teenage hero needs a responsible adult to look after him. Three guesses who gets the job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Harry P., Severus S., Narcissa M., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Little Secrets by Mmedubarry reviews
Set after Season 4 - Catholic guilt is never a good additive to the stress of a wedding day. The aftermath of keeping extra-marital secrets is never an easy mess to clean up. Daniel/Wilhelmina/Connor Triangle
Ugly Betty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,703 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Wilhelmina S., Daniel M., Connor O. - Complete
Definition of Normal by JaneScarlett reviews
"I think," the Doctor said, "that we should do something normal." But what IS normal between the Doctor and River Song, anyway?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
A World Away by Mmedubarry reviews
Connor/Wilhelmina story - A little glimpse of the time these two characters spent getting to know one another on their trip in the Swiss Alps over the holidays.
Ugly Betty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Connor O., Wilhelmina S. - Complete
A Good Man Goes Domestic by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
The Doctor's notorious for not being on time, but when he follows up on his lateness he gets a rather shocking reality check.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
For Just One Cell by Dobby's Socks reviews
A Time Lord's body is a miracle, so somebody decides it should be used accordingly. The Doctor's friends don't agree, but perhaps they need help from someone who's been following him through time and space, desperate to be reunited. Rated for swearing and DoctorWhump, AU after S6, Sequel to "It Can Come Back", same pairings COMPLETE, SEQUEL COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,019 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
The Devil's Tears by clareabell7 reviews
Our story is one that has yet to be told, and is worth telling. So, dear reader. Let me begin on that faithful day, November 6th, 1964. The day I met the girl who changed my life forever. Prequel to the 'To Begin Again' series. Prior reading not nessisary :D.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
The Honeymoon of River Song by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Set just after The Wedding of River Song, but since it's basically just smut I doubt that really matters. River Song spends her days behind bars, but her nights... well, that's between her and the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
River Song and the Lost Tomb of Ardûn by Nancy Brown reviews
River's professor for her first archaeology class was a self-declared expert on late twentieth and early twenty-first century Earth history. Naturally, she hated his guts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,184 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
city lights, awake by csiwholocked33
F/M PHONE SEX. For someone who'd spent the majority of his 900 years bouncing around time all by his lonesome in a police box, The Doctor still found himself frequently craving company. Some nights he'd be lucky enough to stumble upon River at a place in their convoluted time streams when they both knew each other, but that was becoming less and less frequent.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Head in the clouds by themanonthemoon reviews
"Doctor, who's that woman under the TARDIS?" Clara asked. "Oh her, well, she, " the Doctor scratched his head, finding nouns and appropriate adjectives. How do you describe River to a normal person anyway? "She's a TARDIS troll. " I keep coming up with these scenarios on how Clara would meet River. Ever wonder what would happen then?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
Christmas with the Doctor, how could it get any more perfect? Oh yeah, maybe just teasing her parents relentlessly. Definitely teasing her parents.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
About A Girl by FullWolfMoonGirl reviews
River Song and the Doctor have a child. Except the Doctor doesn't know it. Amy and Rory are completely confused. And hurting. This probably won't go well. Or maybe it will! Doctor/River, Amy/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,238 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Professor Smith and Mrs Song by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
College days for River? How was the Doctor supposed to resist dropping in on his wife to wreak a little havoc?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Welcome by pinetree13 reviews
River is free after earning a pardon at the Byzantium. When the Doctor comes to visit her on the first night of her freedom, he comes with a surprise question that will forever change both their lives. But what happens next?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 48 - Words: 61,490 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] - Complete
Texting Limit by Autopsy Gremlin reviews
When the Doctor and River get cell phones, chaos is sure to ensue- though it may be rather endearing. Bananas, poetry, and Charlie the Badger- the Doctor needs a texting limit.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Eccentric Personalities by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
Much to the Doctor's surprise, Jack comes back to the TARDIS one day, and the Doctor is about to introduce the charming captain to River. But as it turns out, there is absolutely no need, because it seems that Jack and River know each other pretty well already. Just maybe not in the way the Doctor would've hoped.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Don't Tell The Companions by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood
Probably should be considered T plus... All the ridiculous and sexually charged banter and flirting usually led them right back around to the place that made River a bad, bad girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She's a Rebel by ManWhoCantBeMoved reviews
Out of all the things he expected to happen that night when he went over to Kingston's trailer, this was not one.. Mattex fanfiction.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Redemption by Ralinde reviews
September 1st, 1998. The first day of a whole new way of life the Malfoys'll have to adjust to. But if you want redemption, you'll have to make some sacrifices.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Like Honey, Like Sugar by csiwholocked33 reviews
M/F POETIC DRABBLE. His TARDIS knows just what to do when The Doctor is down... or more specifically, just who to bring him to.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/18/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Curls by Bad Wolf and Timelords reviews
River runs into a familiar face. After all, she does have pictures of all his faces. Set after Angels Take Manhattan for River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/16/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 4th Doctor - Complete
It's Been a While by Faye M.A reviews
It's been a while since the Doctor's been alone with his wife. But things were different back then, and River's got some re-education to do. (Note: This is not smut. If you're looking for smut, look elsewhere.) Co-Written with Riley Pickett (Curly Q's, if you're looking for her). Please review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She's Just Hell In General by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
River really was hell in high heels. Whether she was dressed for dancing, hunting, running or not dressed at all... There should be a T plus rating, because that's what this is bordering on...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Child of Time by The Stark in the TARDIS reviews
Jack is completely fine with being in like-maybe-even-love with Ianto, a normal man with a charming fascination with pocket watches. Except he's not just a man with a passion for portable time pieces. It turns out he's not a man at all. Timelord!Ianto River/Eleven Jack/Ianto Amy/Rory
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/14/2013 - 11th Doctor, Ianto J.
Pretty Willie Oneshots: Walls Come Tumbling Down by Cuz I'm Nice Like That reviews
PWOneshot 1: First of a possible many one shots for the Pretty Willie series. 6-Months following the finale and things might never be the same.
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Wilhelmina S., Daniel M. - Complete
River's Doctor by breezie531 reviews
River finds out that Clara kissed her Doctor and she get's a little well..heated.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Last Adventure of Melody Pond by themanonthemoon reviews
There is one other very important person who will always protect you. Her name is Melody Pond. And she is a superhero. She will always be there for you, Anthony. When you really need her, she'll be there. Just call her name. She's your big sister.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She Was Just Like A Ghost To Me by hannahncakes reviews
It was years since she'd left, years he'd been alone, but he'd recognise that hair anywhere. It had to be her, didn't it? [one-shot]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/12/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Swimming Pool by themanonthemoon reviews
Fixing things became a habit of his - a joy. And he would fix it several times, if he could, to someday hear that audible splash and those spine-tingling words 'Hello Sweetie.'
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
In Moments Like This by FanficwriterGHC reviews
The life she leads here isn't the one she wanted. Technically, it isn't a life at all. But somehow, he's given her the one thing she never let herself want—a Pond of her own. And in the end, the Doctor always comes, doesn't he? River in the Mainframe.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,037 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Question Hidden in Plain Sight by SnubNosedSilhouette reviews
"Doctor... how exactly did you first meet River? I mean, what happened when you met her for the first time?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/5/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Life Of John Smith by MrsBoreanaz1 reviews
AU John Smith isn't normal; he can see what won't happen, the infinite possibilities of a single event. It's a curse that drives him crazy, to the point where he decides he must die. Only to meet the one woman who is a complete mystery to him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
He Doesn't Like My Lipstick by shaping-up-to-be-pretty-ood reviews
First thing the Doctor has River do when she arrives in the TARDIS? Take off her lipstick. Amy's a bit puzzled as to why.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Dinner for Two, or Three by betawho reviews
What must the Doctor and River's life look like, looking from the outside in? Martha comes to dinner.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/19/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Beneath the Script by IndigoXsoul reviews
She was an actress, she was paid to act like she was in love with someone, and it was easy. It was easy until the fables of fiction became an all-too-confusing reality.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,242 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012
An Unlikely Visitor by HobbitatHogwarts reviews
The Doctor is visiting Craig, when an unlikely visitor shows up at the flat. Nothing is making sense for Craig; is she his best mate's wife or the woman who kills him, and will the Doctor finally have use of the agreement they had made about having girlfriends over?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Tardis and Torchwood by iamamedicaldoctor reviews
The Torchwood team aka Martha, Gwen, Jack, Ianto meets the 11th Doctor and River Song. I don't have time for a long summary but it's good, "trust me... I'm The Doctor." Actually No... I'm not, I was just quoting him. But read it anyway. River/Eleven cause they are the coolest married couple ever.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,105 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - 11th Doctor
Shopping Interrupted by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
Drabble request from monkeymail. A little late for the Christmas season, but hopefully it makes up for it. The Doctor and River go out shopping for Christmas presents and run into some old friends, hilarity and fluff ensues. Mickey/Martha, Eleven/River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/2/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Chance Meeting by mindimpalace reviews
Rose and Tentoo find an unexpected guest in their universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Rose T., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Hello, Sweetie by mindimpalace reviews
The Doctor's Daughter AU. Jenny meets someone unexpected...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A (Not So) Chance Encounter by JaneScarlett reviews
The nice thing about being able to travel in time, River reflected as she set her manipulator for New Years Eve in Leadworth, is that -just occasionally- you're able to go back and fix things you never meant to do wrong.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Carried Away by easybakemeth reviews
Does Matt develop feelings for Alex while filming for Doctor Who? Will it turn into something more? Tell me what you think!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Leopardspaw by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,391 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Alone Again (Unnaturally) by gottalovett reviews
It's Christmas on the TARDIS and The Doctor doesn't expect a visit from an old friend. The TARDIS knows more than she is letting on but how will it all end? In tears? Snow? Mistletoe? River/Doctor with some Sexy thrown in. Written for PheonixDragon as a christmas fic on lj. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Halfway out of the Dark by Vilinye reviews
"He," River announced to the empty room. "is being a bloody idiot." -After Manhattan, the Doctor withdraws from everyone, but River Song's not letting him check out so easily.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Snog Him! by betawho reviews
Amy dares River to snog the Doctor, but River is much too mature for that. Mature women have other ways...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ski Trip by Alexia Blackbriar reviews
The last day on set: Matt, Karen and Arthur are all prepared for a big goodbye. But then Alex turns up with an envelope - filled with four plane tickets to Austria. Moffat has ordered them on a Ski Trip. TOGETHER. ONLY CHAOS SHALL ERUPT!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,283 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012
Drown by Tricki reviews
"Well, the good news is: now you can touch me without wiping out everything that's ever existed." He says, then leans across and kisses the side of her head lingeringly. "Look. Universo Intacto." "If we're going to start spouting Latin, the phrase I'd most like to hear is 'in flagrante delicto'." [Post The Wedding Of River Song.]
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Rearranging the Furniture by mrs.milfoy reviews
My first Lucissa and a heartfelt Yuletide gift for iLuvJohnny. After the war, the Malfoys' marriage is in shambles. There's arguing, fighting, fluff, furniture rearranging, a great deal of colorful language, unapologetic onomatopaeia and hot married smut. Visit its playlist on my profile! Also huge thanks to lucissamalfoy for my gorgeous custom cover for this piece!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,043 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
At Least We Have Each Other by star-breaker990 reviews
When Lucius, Narcissa and Draco finally arrive home - Lucius and Narcissa discover what was never gone, but simply lost amongst the darkness, and realise that no matter what material possessions they own - they will always have each other. Awh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Pillow Shortage by easybakemeth reviews
twas prompt three that was left over after the mattex fic exchange (The DW set is on lock down overnight due to a suspicious person roaming the lot. There is a blanket and pillow shortage. Matt and Alex have to share.) if you don't follow them on tumblr then here ya go mattexficexchange.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Voldy's secret chocolate craving by hojerry reviews
Voldermort feels that he controls and rules everyone's lives...that is until chocolate comes into his life. Voldermort tries out chocolate, and gets addicted. Find out what happens in this hilarious story about Voldy and what happens during his obsession.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Voldemort
Back to School by Citizenofwhoville123 reviews
River and The Doctor get jobs at a small boarding school, where they meet Olivia and Jacob Carter for the first time, but River is hiding an important secret. And it seems that there's something about a watch...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The More The Merrier by dormantaccountt reviews
A Pond threesome.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III
Calling Names by elloimthedoctor reviews
"And what did you say, River? 'Theta? What's 'Theta?" Parents overhear the domestic dispute, and oops. One-shot, containing some classic Who stuff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Ponderful Christmas by DoctorWhoGal reviews
Amy and Rory Pond thought they were going to get a peaceful Christmas morning to themselves. There's no chance of that happening when there is a certain bowtie wearing Raggedy Man and his curly haired, partner in crime around...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Little Girl by Julie Tulips reviews
An older Draco finds an old memory in the attic... My personal tribute to Narcissa Malfoy. One-shot. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
River's Memos by obsessedsoul reviews
A request from 'fandommember' on Tumblr...River's memos to the Stormcage guards.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/1/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
Silver Bells and Breakouts by princessofthescoundrels reviews
The Doctor takes River out of prison to spread a little holiday cheer with her! Christmas fluff. River/11. Rated for vague innuendos.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,105 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lulu and the Enchanted Tutu by YourPontmercyFriend reviews
Set in Team starkid's A Very Potter Sequel/Musical universe at the time when Lucius Malfoy and other death eaters are at school. AVPM. AVPS. Crack. Inspired by frecleface's fanfic Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
My Dearest Sweetest Wife by purebloodwhispers reviews
Rodolphus Lestrange, on hearing the news of Bellatrix's death, writes his wife a final letter expressing his thoughts on their marriage in words he never dared say while she lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Black Heir by Hawk reviews
This is the Hawk-style version of the heavily overused Harry-gets-a-letter-from-dead-Sirius plotline and stuff happens due to this. Hopefully a good read in spite of this boring premise...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,306 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
I'll Find You by JessGranger95 reviews
Even when the moment seems perfect danger still waits around the corner for The Doctor and River. But can a weeping angel and all of time and space keep them apart?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Ring for River Song by BroadwayStarletQueen reviews
River and the Doctor enjoy a spree of high-adrenaline adventures, but after a mistaken kidnapping mishap, the Doctor realizes he might have to do one of the most daunting and terrifying tasks he's ever faced: put a ring on it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lullaby for Three Heartbeats by BroadwayStarletQueen reviews
The Doctor pays his wife a final visit before her trip to the Library, and he realizes there are things he says-and feels-for River Song that he should probably admit, if he has the guts to say them.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,056 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Legends Of The River And Her Medicine Man by Kaz Gemcity reviews
I was handcuffed to a chair. That was nothing new, not by any means, though even for me, it was mildly annoying. I sighed dramatically and looked up at the man standing in front of me.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/20/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
The Impossible Flirts by Lord Rebecca-sama reviews
Captain Jack Harkness and Professor River Song: two people that should never meet, but they do...multiple times across both their timelines. "The biggest flirts in all the universe, and you let them have coffee!" Past!Jack/River 11/River Jack/Ianto
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/12/2012 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] [Jack H., Ianto J.] - Complete
Repercussions by lannistersdebt reviews
Set in HBP, this tells the tale of what happens after Potter curses Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
Happy Halloween, Doctor! by remuslupin31060 reviews
This is a short story about Halloween for the Doctor and River that I came up with. The Doctor decides he wants to hand out candy, and he and River dress up in costumes. Reviews are greatly appreciated!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Mad Man Goes Crazy by Fandomness reviews
The Doctor is acting strange. Strang-ER. Desperate for help Amy and Rory call on the aid of River Song to try and figure out what's wrong. Amy and River begin to fear for the Doctor's sanity. And Rory's too. Two-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Stir Crazy by cheri1 reviews
Eleven/River with Amy/Rory. Crackfic. Every few centuries the Doctor's mind powers down to allow it to rest and his IQ drops to the level of a human moron for three days. Unfortunately, Amy, Rory and River must be in lockdown in the TARDIS while it happens.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,853 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Angry is the new black by ss9 reviews
Alexis Colby is burnt out, it's all over the papers ever since a coup led by her eldest son took over Colby Co. After taking her anger out on her secretary and having to chose between jail or therapy will Alexis find more than just peace of mind?
Dynasty - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Alexis C., Dex D. - Complete
Champagne Celebrations by Dr Blanche Mottershead reviews
drunk River. pretty self explanatory. just a bit of fluff. read and review as ever. :)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Youth and Blood by Captainraychill reviews
Lily Luna Potter is fascinated by the veiled and mysterious Narcissa Malfoy. Narcissa is determined to look young and beautiful at any cost. Dark Harry Potter fan fiction written for NextGenDarkFest 2012 on Livejournal dot com. Thanks to my beta, icicle33! Please read warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Narcissa M., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Mercy by Dobby's Socks reviews
"Only injured, River was sure, because the Doctor didn't die here. But the thing that had even dared to lay one blow on her Sweetie would." Set during "The Big Bang", but implies spoilers through "The Wedding of River Song". River/Doctor Amy/Rory Rated for one swear word.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/25/2012 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Snog All The Doctors! by cheri1 reviews
Eleven/River. On a lark, River decides to break out of Stormcage one day and find all the incarnations of the Doctor and snog them senseless. Crackfic. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Where We Ought To Be by Dobby's Socks reviews
In a Universe where the Doctor was never born, what's left of his former companions struggle to find their place and to make things right again even as they feel they've forgotten something so very important. The Big Bang AU, will feature several companions Amy/Rory, Martha/Mickey, hinted Rose/Meta-crisis Doctor, hinted Doctor/River, also includes Jack and Sarah Jane COMPLETE
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,669 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
Contemporaneous Domesticity by WatchOutThatBowtie reviews
Human!AU. A series of one-shots detailing the domestic life of Doctor John Smith and his unpredictable, curly-haired wife, River Song. Each story takes place at a different point in history, from times such as the Great War to the time the Doctor broke the Wii.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 10/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Eleven's Spooktacular Halloween by cheri1 reviews
Eleven/River and Amy/Rory. After the TARDIS shows Amy and Rory a Halloween room, the Doctor decides to take them to a Halloween bash like no other.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,652 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy
Mine by ivegotajarofhand reviews
The Doctor and Ponds find out where River really gets all of her tech from. This is just an intro bit to the whole thing. Chapters will get longer as I go.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III
Oh, I Definately Win by DoctorWhoGal reviews
When The Doctor and River Song's daughter Lia decides they should have a Halloween Fancy Dress competition, who will come out on top? The Doctor, Amy, Rory, River or Lia? Read on and find out...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,941 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fun and Games by Dr Blanche Mottershead reviews
What would River do if the doctor stole her gun? A little romantic humour. Please read and review. Be nice :)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
He Always Gets It Wrong by EleventhAmyRoryRiver reviews
The Doctor is prone to getting things wrong? So when his ability to make decisions is tested, it all goes wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Messages by Punzie the Platypus reviews
*Spoilers for The Angels Take Manhattan* The Doctor and River have the unfortunate task of heading over to the Ponds' house and telling Brian what happened to his son and daughter-in-law.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, Brian W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wonderland by Lexiconic
The Doctor and Donna land in a place that can't exist and meet with an old friend and an old enemy. Together they have to find a way to excape before the Rani's twisted experiments take more than just their lives. Doctor and Donna friendship, Rani/Romana if you squint. Mentions of lab experiments and chameleon arch.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,095 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2012 - 10th Doctor, Donna N.
Stars make up time by KarsonKaguya reviews
Aldebaran (Allie) Song, has spent her entire life with her weird mom and her grandfather Brian. But now she's 18 ready to roam the stars and a stranger comes calling. River greets him with a Sweetie, and Allie a blank stare. Can he make up 18 years of lost time but showing her the Universe?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
You Drive Me Crazy by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
"You should stick to the science part, Doctor." Never truer words. Amy has a talk with the Doctor about marriage and she realizes a few things about her daughter and her best friend. Add in to Angels Take Manhattan because we all need some medicinge for our Pond Heartbreak.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Cell Mates by betawho reviews
River and the Doctor have been locked in a dungeon together...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/25/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Cookie Mix by IndigoXsoul reviews
The Doctor's been strangely domestic since the wedding... or... he tries to be, at least. What's he got up to in the kitchen? Fluffy one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
SECRETS OF THE LIBRARY 17 YEARS LATER by LADYGALE reviews
17 years later after the 10th doctor saw River Song die, the 11th doctor has something to tell his daughter, about her mother who's away.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Between The Lines by ArthurianElayne reviews
Left in a strange century in a hospital full of cats, River must try to piece together who she is. Before she can unearth the mysteries of The Doctor and who River Song will be, she must face her past, in therapy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 8/16/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
The Babysitter by beyonceinthetardis reviews
Craig and Sophie are going on holiday to Spain for a month. They are leaving Alfie at home with a babysitter for all that time. Every night when Craig FaceTimes, what will he find?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Craig O., River Song/Melody P. III
Sisterhood by Ralinde reviews
"You don't know anything about what I've sacrificed Cissy," Bellatrix said darkly. "Well then, by all means, please enlighten me," Narcissa answered with sarcasm. They stared at each other, enraged. - Chapter 22 is up! Thank you Gamma Orionis for creating the lovely cover! - ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,186 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Bellatrix L., Andromeda T., Narcissa M.
How We Spent Our Holidays by DSaint reviews
The Doctor and River are on their way to Christmas dinner at the Ponds' place. And, of course, they had to bring the kids along... but does the Doctor actually know where they are?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,600 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Unchained Melody by Maple Fay reviews
"I cannot imagine myself locked in a box with another person for weeks. Hell, months is more like it! I'm not made for this." "You'd be surprised," she answers softly, an unreadable expression on her face. "Some things need to be experienced before an opinion can be made about them."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Donna N., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
where daffodils grew by stormcages reviews
John Smith dreamt of black, black, black. Until her. Full Title: WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I LIVED BY A PARK WHERE DAFFODILS GREW. I JUST REMEMBERED. River/11 AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,715 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Stolen Warships and Undead Friends by Great-Need-to-Take-a-Nap reviews
River pays TORCHWOOD a visit. Stuff happens. Rated T just to be safe
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Bella's Revenge by The13thPlaceboEffect reviews
That faithful day in the Great Hall, everyone thought Bellatrix died after Molly Weasley shot her with an unspoken curse. But what if you were wrong? What if her explosion of pieces was an escape? What if she's been lurking in the shadows for nearly 20 years waiting for her next rise to power? She's waiting for Potter's child to attend Hogwarts. Albus Severus Potter - he's the key.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,421 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Bellatrix L., Albus S. P.
Bowties, Fezes and Stetsons by The-Doctors-Song reviews
They aren't just accessories... NO LONGER A ONE-SHOT! But a COLLECTION of them... Rory and Amy appearance. WARNING! Some... intimate details... READ and REVIEW please. ELEVEN/RIVER
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 50,544 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Pretty Willie : When The Fairy Tale Ends by Cuz I'm Nice Like That reviews
Set 3 Years in the future from the last finale of Pretty Willie. Will include 2 seasons of drama packed goodness D Rating is for language! Enjoy!...When the fairytale is over and real life begins...
Ugly Betty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,286 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Daniel M., Wilhelmina S. - Complete
Changing Rooms by betawho reviews
River needs a change of clothes, and doesn't much care which Tardis she gets them from...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jamie M. - Complete
Sunshine Kisses by Irving-Braxiatel reviews
AU- River owns an Ice-cream shop next to a beach in Jersey. The Doctor is a customer who comes in regularly and whom she didn't expect to fall in love with. 11/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
My Dreams Get Weirder Every Night by Bremilyfan reviews
Mattex, based on a dream had by someone on Tumblr in which Matt and Alex switch bodies... tehe : Rated M just in case
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012
Dressing Up by betawho reviews
The Doctor watched as River smoothed the hose up her shapely calf, pulling it up her silky thigh and clipping it to her garter belt. "Getting an eyeful, Sweetie?" she asked...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Normal Life by cmartlover reviews
"Amy, didn't you see how they were flirting? The Doctor was actually trying to flirt! That was just about the most awkward thing I've ever seen in my life. Is he always like this, I mean, you've traveled with him longer than I have…" Upon his second, rather ridiculous encounter with River Song, Rory is left feeling very confused. Post The Big Bang.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Anniversary of River Song by DSaint reviews
It's River's special day, but things are not working out for her...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Drawing Silence by Maalfoyesque reviews
Lucius comforts his wife, Narcissa, after Harry and his friends escape the manor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Being Human by Hannah Tennant-Cumberbatch reviews
"Rule number twenty-three. Amy, Rory; whatever you do, don't let us near each other. Don't let us see eye to eye. And definitley don't let us fall in love. One kiss, and the spell is broken. The Family will attack. Understand? Good. And, yeah, thank you."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,682 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Alone For Five Minutes by mysoufflegirl reviews
"River! Jack! What are you doing on my swing! It's not for that!"
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Good to be Home by betawho reviews
Why does River keep returning to Stormcage?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/25/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Avast Timetraveller! by Doctor-River reviews
An inconvenient run in with pirates leads the Doctor and River Song on board the Black Pearl and heading towards a new journey across the seven seas. Note: This story is on hold until I get more time to update.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,413 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Ah Family by betawho reviews
It's just another morning in the Tardis... breakfast, bickering, repairs...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Booty Call by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
The River can be very insistent, so really, what's the Doctor to do when she calls him up? Three different scenarios in which River 'booty calls' the Doctor and how he responds. Including the Doctor learning what the phrase itself actually means. I'm not even sorry. "Doctor...Did my daughter just...booty call you?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
No Strings Attached by TygerTyger9 reviews
Freshly regenerated and fully fish-finger-and-custarded, the Doctor needs to stabilise his TARDIS. He takes a quick trip into the future where he runs into River, and she's behaving very oddly.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Funny Thing About Parties by Citizenofwhoville123 reviews
The Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory walk into a party. Random fluffiness ensues! If i had more than two character spots, Amy and Rory would have one too!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Opposites Attract by betawho reviews
Amy catches the Doctor and River dancing, unaware that they are observed...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Amittere by TheImperius reviews
A tragic loss can make or break a person, you can either go forwards or backwards. A one-shot of the Malfoy's, before Draco's birth. Written from Lucius' perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Melody Pond is a Superhero by GKingOfFez reviews
River surprises the Doctor. Drabble-like.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Story Time with Lucius by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
When his mother is out of the house, four-year-old Draco Malfoy has no other choice to ask his father to tell him a bedtime story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Movie Date by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River go to see Star Wars...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I'll Show You The Way, The Way I'm Going by nextstop-everywhere reviews
River arches an eyebrow and waits, letting him dance around the console aimlessly. He's fidgety, more so than usual, and she can guess the reason why. Finally he sighs and leans across her, pressing the button on the answer phone. A smooth, familiar voice filters through, and River's eyes widen. "Is that Martha Jones?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Diamond in the Rough by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River go swimming, and the Doctor realizes River has a unique birthmark...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Just, Trust Me by The-Doctors-Song reviews
FixItFic! The Doctor comes up with a brilliant way to not only save his best friend, but also his wife...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,624 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Donna N., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Art of Seduction by betawho reviews
River is out to seduce the Doctor. But sometimes a girl needs a little help with her marriage. Fortunately, River's dad is awesome...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Christmas Miracle by Princess Reinette reviews
Total parody... explanation inside! Basically, River really hates Christmas... and now her lips hurt!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Beautiful Game by Kitty Ryan reviews
River and Jack play poker, and have their own, very special rules. Written for spoiler song's latest ficathon.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It's Hard to Feel the Rush by make-my-heart-beat reviews
RPF. Mattex. Alternate Universe. Alex is a PR and Matt is a gardener. One-shot based on a dream.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Complete
Persuasion by QuiteTheScreamer reviews
He stalked round her like a lion hunting a defenceless deer. But she was by no means defenceless and he knew it. In fact, he was excited by it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - The Master, River Song/Melody P. III
An Open Letter from Lucius Malfoy by Imbeni reviews
Lucius wishes to clear a few things up to the fan fiction community.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Facere Usquam by TheImperius reviews
Drabble one-shot, a minor disagreement between Lucius and Narcissa over their son. "Draco looked up at his father absolutely distraught but Lucius couldn't hide the smirk on his face."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Half Sick of Shadows by E.A. Week reviews
The barren planet Gossan holds a powerful secret, one that is somehow connected to River Song's release from prison. Can River and the Eleventh Doctor defeat the Papal Mainframe, or will they become its prisoners for all eternity?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,065 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It Started With The Wine by HelenLeana reviews
Matt Smith catches up with the notoriously flirtatious Alex Kingston, returns her to her hotel room and they share a drink of wine... Can they keep their hands off of each other? Will she be all he expected, or will it turn out to be complete mush?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012
To Kiss and Tell Jack by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
River bumps into the Torchwood Team during her hunt to find those intergactic police that charged her for things she hasn't done...recently. "How do you know the Doctor," Jack asked. Her response was simple, "Intimately."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Doctor Goes to Class by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
He had been saying for quite some time now that he would pop in on one of her classes one day. So she really shouldn't have been surprised. In her defense, he might not have mentioned it in HER timeline yet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Exanime by TheImperius reviews
Short drabble one-shot set during DH. The downfall of an aristocrat.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Going to Hell by cheri1 reviews
Eleven/River. River is visiting the TARDIS when the Doctor suddenly spirits her away on a secret excursion to Hell. FINISHED.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Enjoy the View by Irrevocably-a-TimeLady reviews
Matt finds Alex fascinating to watch. RPF. Mattex. PWP
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Complete
Bridges by grumpyjenn reviews
Between "Rooms in Time and Space" and "Shut Up" there's the story of how River Song and Jack Harkness became friends.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Rain by Amanda and the Tardis reviews
In which River's hatred of the rain is forever changed.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Very Good Day by betawho reviews
He wasn't getting any younger, and his Companions were ganging up on him... - "This is never going to work!" Rory whispered. "It will if you'll quit dawdling," Amy said. "Come on, River is keeping him distracted..."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Last Children of Gallifrey by Doctor WTF reviews
Cured of his drums the Master had expected to die with the fall of Gallifrey. Unfortunately, others had different plans and now he's stuck with the Idiot and his pet Earthing. Dying would have been preferable. A drabble series.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - The Master, River Song/Melody P. III
Change in Life by Arabella Song reviews
Madame Kovarian suceeds in killing the Doctor, but it's still not enough. She wants the world and knows just the girl-and the way- to get it for her. Inception. Dark themes, includes character death and attempted rape.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Inception - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III
when passion's a prison, you can't break free by gidget89 reviews
Sitting and waiting had never ever been his strong point in any tactical battle. He hates it. DotM add-in warnings: Bondage kink, female ejaculation
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Concensus by betawho reviews
What do all the Doctors think of River?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Dangerous Love by Magnolia84 reviews
A new Love is developing, but troube is not far away. Matt Smith/Alex Kingston rated M for later chapters
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2012
Close your mouth and open up your heart by savvyliterate reviews
"Hello, Mum! Dad! How would you two like to go to Space Vegas?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Let It Be Awkward by She's a Star reviews
In which the Ponds get woken up in the middle of the night, River wears a smashing dress, the Doctor does not wear enough, and potassium is discussed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Kinda Do A Bit by PixieKindOfCrazy reviews
The Doctor figures out why he let's River keep a gun and Amy and Rory learn a bit about Time Lord biology. Now with chapter two-the awkward morning after explanation.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,222 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Appearances can be Delightful by betawho reviews
River has just come back from one of her more elaborate heists, and, she's a vision. He's just not sure what she's a vision of...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Spoilers! by Mizuki1988 reviews
The TARDIS decides to meddle with the time stream, and a lost soul is saved on board in the most awkward manner possible… Library fix-it with a twist.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Our Mutual Friends by TygerTyger9 reviews
River and Mels wake up in the same B&B on the morning of Amy and Rory's wedding. River has no idea what she's doing there but Mels knows exactly how she ended up there.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Melody P. II/Mels - Complete
A Game of Equals by IronyRocks reviews
AU. He's a seasoned double-o with a penchant for deep blue aston martins and high-tech screwdrivers. She's a former jewel thief imprisoned for a murder she says she didn't commit. When she escapes to help him track... COMPLETE. RiverDoctor
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 97,955 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Losing River Song by CrimsonRiver808 reviews
The Doctor and River get sent back in time by weeping angels, and forget about their previous lives. Everything was fine; up until River started remembering. AU Ficlet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sontaran Encounter — 11th Doctor, River, and Jack by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River run into Jack, who's a bit befuddled about their relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Just a 'Normal' Day by Mrs Marcus Volturi reviews
The Doctor and The Ponds, River included, spend a 'normal' day at a 'normal' beach on a 'normal' planet...what could possibly go wrong? Except the fact that something is lurking under the water...K at the moment though might change..
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Is she your girlfriend? by TheDanni0608 reviews
"You're a terrible dancer, sweetie," River proclaimed, once again she took his left hand gently and started up a momentum. The Doctor snorted and took a step closer to River- personal space be damned. Dance fic. Extra characters added : Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
the arm beneath your head by earlyable reviews
"River pulled the dress out of her abnormally large closet and turned around to stare pointedly at the guard who had the shift tonight. He blushed and turned around quickly, trying to be as cooperative as possible having heard the stories about Cell 426."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Damsel in Distress by ParanoidAndroid42 reviews
River Song doesn't like being a damsel in distress, except in certain circumstances.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Christmas Child by Lyra Lupin reviews
Slightly AU. Six months post Battle of Hogwarts. Lucius Malfoy has died in a freak exploding wand accident, but Severus Snape has survived. Narcissa and Severus learn about love, redemption and even in midlife, one can still change for the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
River's Closet by IronyRocks reviews
Five Things The Doctor Has Found In River's Wardrobe, And One Thing He Hasn't. River/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Crash of the Byzantium by xcrysto reviews
"Is this who you are?" The Doctor demands, giving her another shake before sliding his hands determinedly down her arms to her waist to yank her body tight against his, squeezing another whimper from her. "Is this what we are?"
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
52 Ways to Annoy Lucius Malfoy by TheDarkLindsey reviews
How to annoy our favorite Death Eater
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Lucius M. - Complete
Trying To Be Normal by fishxcustard reviews
How River and The Doctor cope in a series of normal, non-life threatening situations...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Quit Looking at Me by betawho reviews
River keeps staring at him...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Our Clock Runs Backwards by IndigoXsoul reviews
"That night at the library, when we were running and you were in that blasted screwdriver, I said, "Stay with me, one last run!" But you should know the Doctor lies. We've still of running to do, you and I, time and space. River Song, you watch us run!"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
At the right time by You-Me-Handcuffs reviews
Alex Kingston and Matt Smith are good friends ... until a night of drinking changes everything.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2012
Bathtime by betawho reviews
The Doctor catches River in the bath.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
but my body was loose and i was set alight by gidget89 reviews
"Is she going to be your wife one day?" Amy was asking archly and River could hear the Doctor's sigh. "Yes."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Citrea by TheImperius reviews
A PwP/lemony one-shot of my favourite Malfoy couple. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
I Have Pictures of All Your Faces by sherbertglasses reviews
The Doctor and River go through some of the Doctor's old photos. Pairing: Eleven/River
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
licked its tongue into the corners of the evening by gidget89 reviews
"Why would you write that!" he splutters, looking at her for explanation.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
You Belong To Me by make-my-heart-beat reviews
River and the Doctor have some sexy time in the TARDIS and later appears a surprise visitor... M rated and you'll find out why ;
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Date Nights and Fish Custard by rogue-kaya reviews
The Doctor invites River on a date night, but not everything is as she expected. And when Jack gatecrashes the occasion, things can only get worse. Oneshot crack fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Published: 3/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Hide and Seek by Mc Jagger reviews
River and the Doctor decide not to go home. Instead they play hide and seek.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Mixed signals by issy557 reviews
Mattex; takes place in the filming in Spain for Doctor who. Alex Kingston/Matt Smith
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2012 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Our Path Leads Home by TomorrowNeverCame reviews
When two teenage girls stumble into the TARDIS, the adventure begins. At first glance they seem to be normal teens but soon the mysteries will begin. Who are Mia Valentino and Sara Moore? What do the Ponds want to tell the Doctor? Why doesn't River want to see any of them? You all know the answer: spoilers! The Ponds, River/Doctor, OC/OC, Jack Harkness makes an appearance!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - 11th Doctor
A Deadly Banishment by Aikawa Akihiko reviews
Harry has a lot to be angry about and has been holding onto that anger for far too long. Violent sex slaps, strangulation, biting , Dub-con, language, Hate! sex. Harry/Bellatrix, unrequited Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/29/2012 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P.] Hermione G. - Complete
I had my fingers crossed by TheDanni0608 reviews
If there is one thing the Doctor cannot stand, it's losing. Especially to the smug, cheating River Song. The Doctor cannot stand cheaters. Fluffy humour one-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
In pursuit of River Song by CrimsonRiver808 reviews
The Doctor wants to ask River something very important, unfortunately, River can often be incredibly stubborn.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
the immovable object and the irresistible force by gidget89 reviews
"Care for a dance?" The Big Bang episode add-in.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/27/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by ThereIsNoPlan reviews
Alex Kingston/Matt Smith Mattex RPF
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Complete
Voldy learns how to use a mobile phone by hojerry reviews
A funny one-shot on Voldermort's text messages to his fellow Death Eaters. His nice, funny, text-message self will shock you!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
Kind of Magic by inkvoices reviews
Some days the Doctor thinks that Young River is even worse than Spoilers River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Every Day in a Million Days by mostexcellentcanopy reviews
Wilf finds an old friend. Amy/Rory, Doctor/River, Wilfred Mott.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Captain, oh Captain by BlueSkies23 reviews
River Song and Captain Jack finally meet; One shot. rated T for small suggestive adult themes
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
An Awful Lot of Running by madis hartte reviews
Wibbly-wobbly, River. Did you know? You shoot my hats.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Meet me halfway by CrimsonRiver808 reviews
The halfway point in their timelines is slowly dawning on them as the Doctor learns just how special the enigmatic River Song really is to him. Baby!fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,786 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
and I'm not so lonely anymore by Unwritten.25 reviews
The Doctor visits after Journey's End and gets himself invited to Torchwood's Official Christmas Bash. An unexpected guest makes the evening take a decidedly smutty turn. River/Ten/Jack, with very, very light smut.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Precious Posession by lilianthorn reviews
Draco finds something that lets him spy on anyone, he ends up watching someone he never dreamed he'd find so interesting. incest
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
the fixed point by MuslimBarbie reviews
The Doctor brings Amy the worst news: River is dead.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/12/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Prince's Harem by severusphoenix reviews
Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,202 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Difference of Opinion by xcrysto reviews
He smashed the button again repeatedly, willing the lift to hurry up. "I want a divorce," he spat out.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Don't say you love me by PresidentTheAwesome reviews
This is a domestic abuse fic, dark Doctor – Does not follow or have any connection with any of my other stories. Rating has gone up due to chapter 9.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,658 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
my dignity's become undone by gidget89 reviews
Maybe it's a little bit of everything that makes him pull her toward him none too gently, and kiss the smirk from her mouth. AU take on a scene in The Impossible Astronaut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
south of the river you stop and hold everything by gidget89 reviews
"I love a good hammock. Beds. You can swing in. Best thing ever!"
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Homecoming by JustSaraNoH reviews
River and Rory have some father/daughter bonding time. Takes place immediately after TWoRS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/2/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rory W. - Complete
Digging up the Future by N.C.Faraway reviews
A young River Song AU has her first encounter with the Doctor as an adult...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/25/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Charming Princes by lilianthorn reviews
Fred and George happen upon a nude photo of Narcissa Malfoy and her comb, the boys know just what to do with those! Rated HARD M for implied non-con,incest smut, genderqueer-Draco, orgiastic tendencies and milfs with no knickers. Draco/Fred/George/Lee
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Draco M., Fred W. - Complete
Things are Cool by grumpyjenn reviews
When the TARDIS and River team up to get the Doctor some new clothes, hilarity - and romance - ensue. Inspired by my buddy beverlymaldoran, who stepped in when I was looking for a jumping-off point. M for sexual situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Wrong place at the wrong time by TheDanni0608 reviews
He always does it, gets himself in the most awkward, embarrassing moments anyone could ever think of. It's not his fault, most the time it's River's! But nobody ever believes him. Crack!Fic
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Family Reunions by emmyeccentric reviews
River and the Doctor spend some quality time together, only to have it abruptly and awkwardly ended.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Anniversary Blues by betawho reviews
River is busting up a bar and getting drunk, and Captain Jack Harkness is the only one who can stop her...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Any Which Way by make-my-heart-beat reviews
Alex Kingston still has her belly button piercing and wears a belly ring to an after-party. M rated because smut happens. One-shot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Complete
Wives and Girlfriends by xcrysto reviews
Unfortunately for the Doctor, it doesn't prove to be very simple having both a wife and a female companion who isn't said wife's mother ...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Gift of life by sekhmet55555 reviews
River and the Doctor decide to give Jack something that he lost. but when River finds jack they start out on the wrong foot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
The Peacock Challenged by sunflowerb reviews
He was not jealous. Just...intrigued. Yes. And he was not showing off, either! It's just that he could hardly be expected to back down from such a challenge...or sit quietly and watch River teach. oneshot. DoctorRiver.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/13/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Venus In Retrograde by Garmonbozia reviews
River's been cheating. Hopping into her own relative future. Not a good idea, all that foreknowledge. Who knows what you're going to find out. Doctor Song gets a hell of a shock when she goes to check out her future husband. One shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,331 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
My sister Melody by the frozen cherry reviews
"For there is no friend like a sister In calm or stormy weather; To cheer one on the tedious way, To fetch one if one goes astray, To lift one if one totters down, To strengthen whilst one stands." -Christina Rossetti
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
River's Christmas by I'm Mrs Robinson reviews
What happened after the Doctor entered the Pond household on Christmas 2011?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Insane Hat by Atanaa reviews
The Doctor wears an unusual hat to visit River. She finds an innovative and very permanent method of dealing with it.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Drinking and Dancing by xcrysto reviews
River can make the Doctor nervous with her flirting at the best of times, but young, drunk River is positively terrifying.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Oi, lovebirds by jupitersguardian reviews
Basically a one-shot short unfinished story. Currently rated T but may change to M when finished. Flirty, sexy, Doctor and River time. Please Review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
To Act on Desire by BrinneyFriday reviews
Attraction sometimes doesn't have to be faked. Alex Kingston/Matt Smith, AU; Professor/Student situation.
Crossover - X-overs & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Sick by Princess Pinky reviews
Jenny's not feeling quite right, so she turns to her step-mother for urgent advice.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
The End by iLoveSexyBritishMen reviews
River's last meetings with the Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Lemonade Faucet by Blondie47 reviews
The Doctor installed a lemonade faucet in the TARDIS. River…found out in a very unfortunate way. River/Eleven Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Days of Christmas by SonicTeamFreeWill reviews
25 Christmas drabbles featuring the Doctor - 10 & 11 - Amy, Rory, River, and several old companions; after all, family and friends make a Christmas merry! Mostly fluff but not all,for the TARDIS Christmas Challenge 2011, rated T for River's flirting
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,342 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Stocking Stuffers by penguinspy42 reviews
A collection of short Christmas-themed stories with the Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Of Alcohol and Artifacts by HeavenisaLibrary reviews
He looked about to protest, but she seemed to anticipate it, and opened the flask to pour a few drops into her drink, stirring with her straw before taking a sip. "Perfectly safe," River said, licking her lips, "as long as you can hold your liquor."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The only flower by the river is the rose by savvyliterate reviews
In a bazaar on a far-away asteroid, two women find themselves browsing for ship parts. Ten/Rose, Eleven/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,812 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/22/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T. - Complete
Living Legend by MuseDePandora reviews
Really, he should have expected this. Not the sex - Well, yes, that too- but the fact that the Shah of the Seven Sands was River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,652 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
We're Getting Nothing for Christmas by betawho reviews
River and the Doctor are getting nothing for Christmas... Amy and Rory are mad... The Christmas song rewritten for the Doctor and River, and why they're getting nothing for Christmas.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Snape's Cosplaying Adventure by Sivol reviews
Lucius talks Snape into coming to a muggle convention of some silly sort that requires them to dress in costumes, and Snape has a horrid time. HP characters cosplaying as CM characters. BRAIN CRACK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Unintended Entrance by paynesgrey reviews
River Song does not intend to meet the Doctor's past self and his companion Charley Pollard. Eighth Doctor x Charley Pollard. River x Eleven implied. ONE-SHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2011 - 8th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Family Profession by JessWho reviews
The Doctor picks up a River he accidently left in 1914.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
If the Shoe Fits by Remarkable1 reviews
Fifty Points to Slytherin for lascivious behavior involving a naughty fetish. LM/NM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Career Series: Professor by HeavenisaLibrary reviews
"You—students, River, you have them! Out there!" "Oh, calm down, sweetie. We have a good five minutes before we need to go back out."
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The First and the Last by powerstaark reviews
This is a description of the Doctor and River Song's emotions during Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead. Rated T due to mentions of bondage.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Of Wives and Daughters by exorcisingemily reviews
The Eleventh Doctor, River Song, and the Doctor's daughter Jenny on the TARDIS. Adventure, chaos, and family squabbles ensue. Set immediately after the end of Season 6, a sequel to "Wars of our Fathers."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Christmas Day with the Ponds by savvyliterate reviews
Christmas is a time for strengthening familial bonds, exchanging gifts and spiking the eggnog. Sequel to "Christmas Eve with the Ponds."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Time Lord's Path by DiaDuitCluaiste reviews
You might want to read my other fiction, "The Paradox Girl" first. 11/River, Amy/Rory and Merry/It's-gunna-be-a-surprise. Cruel, I know, but it'll be worth it I hope . The Doctor takes his daughter, Merry, in the TARDIS with him. Before/during AGMGTW.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,264 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Banquet of Riches by betawho reviews
A temporal anomaly has left River stuck with the Doctor. All 11 of him. "How's a girl supposed to resist?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Archaeology Class by xcrysto reviews
The Doctor decides to pop in on one of River's lectures and has to admit that he finds this 'professor' side of her really rather sexy. River knew from the moment he walked into her class that this was never going to end well...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,885 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Second time's the charm by Queen Mab the Eccentric reviews
When a potion spell goes wrong Snape and his friend Lucius are deaged. Forced to live with half of the golden trio and Draco in an extinct house, may cause more problems then wanted. Dark creatures are brought back along with Lucius' siblings and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S.
When the Captain met River by xOnceEAgainx reviews
Jack learns about the Doctor's death, but something doesn't makes sense, and who is that River character? One-shot Captain Jack met the new Doctor and his also new family/ Sequel to this fiction: Trouble 3x
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Mothers and Daughters by clare009 reviews
Amy finds she has more in common with River than she thought.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
River and a Gun by the.toilets.are.quantum.locked reviews
My response to a challenge. Featuring River with a gun and our favorite ex-con Time Agent! Hope you all enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
A Good Man and a Better Bullet by Vilinye reviews
Jack really should be careful with this new version of the Doctor. Crackfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
So, It's a bet? by jupitersguardian reviews
When the Doctor and River get into a argument, they start up a friendly little bet. But can the Doctor really beat River Song? Especially when it's about who can keep their hands off the other the longest. *Don't read if you don't like Sexy TARDIS time*
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Blogs are Cool by Smiraffe11
A simple little blog fic, I meant to post for a while, was really my first fic in reponse to my friend Rookie-bee's "Madman With A Box" blog fic. It's actually funny so read. Spans from The Eleventh Hour all the way to The Wedding of River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2011 - 11th Doctor
I Don't Do Families by Fowlfan5 reviews
Remember when the Doctor was the ninth Doctor and he said he didn't "do families"? Well, it seemed his opinion has changed a lot since then... Rated T just 'cause.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Rain and the River by TardisInWonderland reviews
The Doctor meets a girl with a mysterious past. Who is she and where exactly did she come from? First EVER fanfic I wrote from 08/09. A newly edited/updated version of the deleted one. 10th and 11th Doctors- regeneration was necessary for the plot to work
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,276 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Scenes from a Well Loved Journal by savvyliterate reviews
A collection of one-shots, mostly written for various community challenges, centered around the 11th Doctor and River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,315 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Christmas Eve with the Ponds by savvyliterate reviews
Amy and Rory told their families they preferred to spend Christmas Eve on their own. They decided to omit the part where they were spending the holiday with their adult daughter and her husband. Eleven/River, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And You Are My Revolver by JessWho reviews
"She is a force of nature poised in high heels"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2011 - The Master, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
River's Thesis by penguinspy42 reviews
While doing some research, River has a much-needed visitor pop in at half past crazy o'clock in the morning.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
On Assignment by savvyliterate reviews
1931. The cusp of the end of Prohibition. And two journalists have made it their work to find the ones who engineered it all. Eleven/River AU
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,959 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Last and the Only: The Meadow of Bones by Vilinye reviews
This is River; she likes to jump out of things and have the Doctor catch her. Luke, Gwen, and the Doctor met River Song and explore the famed Meadow of Bones.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Luke S. - Complete
Phone Calls by xcrysto reviews
The Tardis phone rings at a rather...inappropriate time for River and the Doctor...but who is on the other end? A whole new meaning to the phrase 'phone sex' maybe?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Overprotective Parents by CrazyChocolateGirl reviews
In which Amy is a homicidal mother, Rory is an awkward father, the Doctor is nearly castrated with a push-broom and River Song gets condoms thrown into her face. Oneshot! Lemon implications so if you don't like that, leave.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Caught in the act by PresidentTheAwesome reviews
River walks in on their daughter, enough said. Rated T for mentions of adult-y situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
All in the Timing by sunflowerb reviews
Lesson 1: When you marry your best friends' daughter, awkward moments are to be expected. Lesson 2: Don't tick off your time machine. Especially when she knows where your in-laws live. 11River, AmyRory. oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Pretty Willie : What The Writer's Knew We wanted! by Cuz I'm Nice Like That reviews
I know I was not the only one who was upset when Wilhelmina couldn't have kids so this is the what if tale of if Wilhelmina could get pregnant and she could have Bradford's baby, what would happen starting from the last scene of ep. Betty's Baby Bump
Ugly Betty - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 166,556 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Wilhelmina S., Daniel M. - Complete
River I love you by doctorriversong1 reviews
Amy can't live with River any longer without telling her something. How will River react? Set somewhere after the Crash of the Bizantium. Note: In my Fics they are NOT mother and Daughter! **Please try and persuade your minds not to think of incest!** R&
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,356 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III
Strange Encounters by levele3
10 and 11 accidently meet.Takes place just before 10 and Donna go to The Library, and just before 11 returns River to Stormcage after 1969 America.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,414 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Complete
Grown up talk by PresidentTheAwesome reviews
The Doctor walks in on an awkward conversation, rated T for suggestiveness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Mornings are good by PresidentTheAwesome reviews
One shot about the Doctor and River in the morning. Summary's not good, it's pretty late here.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Cherished time by PresidentTheAwesome reviews
Previously 'The offending shoelaces' *REWRITTEN* "I'll probably be gone by the time you wake up in the morning" she said nonchalantly, turning the page of her book without so much as lifting her head. He put his spoon down, letting it clatter on the table, "and what about the children"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
My Big Sister Melody by Lizzy Pond by The Unearthly Idiot reviews
My name's Lizzy Pond. I have a mum, daddy and brother. I also have a big sister Melody but sometimes she's River Song. She's a time traveler, like Mummy and Daddy used to be. That's how they know their friend the Doctor and how I've been in his TARDIS.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Face to Face With the Sky by Trialia reviews
For the spoiler song Hell in Heels ficathon prompt "Ponds & Doctor, Amy and Rory Pond's last request." Amy/Rory, Eleven/River, spoilers through season 6 finale.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Sunday Afternoon with the Ponds by savvyliterate reviews
Amy thought it would be brilliant to have her daughter and her husband have a normal Sunday dinner with her parents. Amy admitted to being quite drugged up on cough medicine when she came up with that. Eleven/River, Amy/Rory
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Next Stop: Everwhere by orangepony reviews
The Doctor is determined to make up for that kiss at the stormcage and so does a bit of kidnapping and River isn't complaining...too much!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Little One by hyper active pixie reviews
Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,107 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 2,692 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Meeting by White Camel reviews
The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors incidentally bump into each other at a shabby, run down cafe border-lining London. Featuring a baffled Rory, flirty River, a fez and chocolate icecream ketchup.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/2/2011 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Not Just for Sliding by AlwaysGus1 reviews
3rd in the Awkward and Sassy series: River kidnaps the Doctor from his child-like fun in the TARDIS and takes him for some proper water games.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
University Visit by Temporal Austenite reviews
River doesn't mind the Doctor's surprise visits, but she's going to shoot the Daleks if they mess up her exam schedule...My thanks to the 1000 visitors to my stories last month! Please read and review! Rather AU as of Let's Kill Hitler...Thanks Moffat!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Oh River Song, You'll Be the Death of Me by nat-nav reviews
A short one-shot between the Doctor and River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Matching Set by AlwaysGus1 reviews
2nd in the Awkward and Sassy series: When the Doctor finds himself stranded in the middle of nowhere, help shows up and brings chaos and danger.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,115 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lucius Malloy, I err mean Malfoy by UchihaLuv9 reviews
Yeah I dont even.. all i know is never eat jelly beans while watching Half Blood Prince 0o Pure crack here...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Lucius M.
Tumbling Bridges by samlicker113 reviews
River/Eleven, how she found out his name. With a dollop of sexy.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Differences in Character by RunawayTelephones reviews
Set up like examples in a manual or textbook of how the Doctor, River, Amy, and Rory respond differently to situations. Includes problem solving, flirting, Jack, time confusion, weddings, enemies, attire, children, alcohol, and jail.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,634 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Prison Tales by TheShadowArchitect reviews
This is a truly thrilling tale of the Doctor's stay in Stormcage and his subsequent attempt to break out, complicated by the arrival of his wife River and a rather evil blob of slug slime. Unfortunately, the author has spent 8 chapters and over 24 thousand words digging herself into a plot hole so deep she will probably never climb out. Please send help ;)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Emerald City by Legolas0 reviews
Time Agent Jack has a new partner... one he's not sure he can keep up with. River/Doctor T because it's Jack
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Jack H., River Song/Melody P. III
Shattered Heart by Irving-Braxiatel reviews
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you, it's yours forever. If it doesn't, then it was never meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Just a Crosshair by thinkatory reviews
River Song, infamous convict and war criminal and the Master, infamous megalomaniac and madman, become predator and prey, across the stars and the millennia. Spoilers for S6 and 6x07-6x08. Chapter 1 of 3, set in same verse as Find the Map.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,797 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/2/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, The Master
A Quick Reunion by cheri1 reviews
Eleven/River. One Shot. Missing scene for Day of the Moon. What happened between the time River came back to the console room after her dive into the pool and the TARDIS landing at NASA.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Obey Your Father! by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
"Our son has deliberately disobeyed me!" Lucius spat out the words. "And how is that?" She asked. "He..." Lucius seemed to not want to finish the sentence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Malfoy Heir by Stupefy-my-senses reviews
Lucius Malfoy has just married. When he moves in his new bride he has some plans about their future and their future child. Will things go according to plan?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,359 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
What A Fool Believes by E.A. Week reviews
River Song summons the Eleventh Doctor to the beautiful planet Vareda to celebrate the excavation of an ancient temple. A gruesome attack on the Doctor leads River to believe that someone on Vareda would do anything to keep her discovery buried forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,854 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Manipulator by Princess Pinky reviews
River is trying to find The Doctor, but the task ends up being more complicated than she'd planned.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/23/2011 - [River Song/Melody P. III, 9th Doctor] - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the Missing Pimp Cane by delicatedreams reviews
A goofy little story involving the wonderful Lucius and his equally wonderful pimp cane. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
I Wandered Lonely as a Cloud by lilianthorn reviews
Since Harry saved Draco's life during the battle of Hogwarts, Narcissa feels she owes Harry something to appease the ancient magics. Title is from Wordsworth, a poem about daffodils, also called Narcissus, complete sequel is Fallen Flower, Rising Star
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,652 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sharing with a Girl by Eryndil reviews
When River moves into the TARDIS, the Doctor has to adjust to sharing with a girl. Short and fluffy one-shot with a hint of naughtiness. Eleven/River.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ways to Annoy Death Eaters by SilverRose130 reviews
How do you annoy Voldemort and his gang of meddling kids... I mean Death Eaters? Well, try this!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Voldemort
Not What It Looks Like by hannahncakes reviews
River comes to resuce the Doctor but they get slightly distracted by her outfit. It's not what it looks like, honest. Set during a rather adult episode of "Let's Kill Hitler". One-shot. Smut.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Stealing Time by ywur reviews
Rose finds her way back into our Universe but makes a miscalculation, ending up at Stormcage in 5125 where she meets the mysterious and wonderful River Song. Rated M for later chapters. Rose/River mostly, but a necessary amount of Rose/10.5 and River/11.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T.
Sexy hairStyle for Snape by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Snape is sulking because Sirius Black managed to escape, but during his sulking Lucius Malfoy appears and is dead set on doing something about Snape's greasy hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Big Bunch of Spoilers by QuiteTheScreamer reviews
The Doctor runs into River on Earth, 300 years in the future and she's not a happy bunny after being abandoned for 18 months by him. She's got a bit of surprise for him. River/11, slight Amy/Rory and I'm going to hopefully introduce Jack Harkness later on
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Most Awkward Place on Earth by penguinspy42 reviews
The Doctor decides that Amy, Rory and River need to take time out for a break but things get a bit uncomfortable. Spoilers for episodes aired so far.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Buses vs Police Boxes by RunawayTelephones reviews
In which the Doctor discovers a children's television program with River and is offended. Fairly crackish.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Too Big by Melinda Coulson reviews
Not everyone likes it that big. DRiver.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Office by ss9 reviews
Dex Alexis Drabble, Series AU Alexis has been a bad wife, how will Dex help her see the light?
Dynasty - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,601 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Dex D., Alexis C. - Complete
Too Late and Too Early by trekangel reviews
The Doctor receives a message on the psychic paper to go to the Stormcage and finds chaos, a trail of blood and another shocking revelation from River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Bookmark by Melinda Coulson reviews
The Doctor and River find out about Doctor Who fan work. DRiver! Crack!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
MotherDaughter Time by trekangel reviews
Amy tries to adjust to the idea of being River's mom. Note: This is my first Doctor Who fic and I'm a bit rusty at writing, but totally in love with them all. It's unbeta'd, so please be gentle! Hope you like it. Also w/11th Doctor and implied sexiness.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
River's Dance by Trialia reviews
She fights like she's dancing.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
a fading light by shadow243ali reviews
His love is light and hers is dark, and together they blend with something more or less than themselves. - Dark!River/Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
I Need A Doctor by Yr Alban
She is beginning to understand the Queen's words.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Such a Flirt by Nightsmoke reviews
Rory and Amy remark on the curious repartee River and the Doctor have. First DW fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Permeanent Marker by IssyEmm reviews
River Song, after a long, emotional conversation with The Doctor, returns to her normal stance and handcuffs The Doctor to the TARDIS, and writes a very inappropriate message on his chest in permeanent marker. Rated as a quite strong T.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Never give time travelers alcohol by lozzie15 reviews
The Doctor,Amy,Rory and River find some space alcohol..What do they do? They drink it. Hillarious ensues if you have a sense of humour CRACK :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2011
The Stormcage by betawho reviews
River's life in the Stormcage was boring, but there were a few things to liven it up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
Who Is She? by hannahncakes reviews
The Doctor and Rory contemplait who River Song may be. Jokey little one-shot exploring some of the many theories floating about regarding River's identity.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ordinary Insanity by sunflowerb reviews
A Time Lord with questionable piloting skills, an irate and flirtatious archeologist, and a sleep-deprived kissogram. Just another night on the Tardis. oneshot. 11, River, Amy. set between 6.02 and 6.05
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/1/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Future Love by x-Avarice-x reviews
The Doctor gets a message on the psychic paper asking to meet at a high class restaurant. What the heck does River want this time? *Humorous one-shot, rated for language, mentions of sex, sexy things, and River being River*
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It Was Just a Kiss by betawho reviews
River Song is hot, and the Doctor's not immune. What he was thinking at the end of Day of the Moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Party On by Spydurwebb reviews
"Two gingers, the Doctor and Sarah Jane walk into a space bar..."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/28/2011 - 10th Doctor, Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Subtext by sunflowerb reviews
Oneshot. The Doctor has never been very adept at reading between the lines when it comes to certain things. Like why the newlyweds are asking for a 'rainy day'. 11, Amy, Rory, River.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Domesticity by sunflowerb reviews
A little unseen moment set during 'Day of the Moon'. Oneshot, canon, semi-fluffyish. 11, River, and one bathroom mirror. Anything could happen.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Two's Company by Journal Of Ardency reviews
From a prompt on the Doctor Who Kink Meme Tumblr - after a tough day of adventure, River and the Doctor spend some time relaxing. UPDATE: There is no part 2 due to recent developments in the DW universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Russian Roulette by MrsBoreanaz1 reviews
Songfic. River would do anything for her"sweetie" but can she kill him? even if he wants her to? Dark Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Almost Spoiler by tasty-kate reviews
River Song has a laugh with her present and past self at the Doctor's expense. Doctor is not amused. Rating for mentions of sexy times. One shot drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
It's A Small Universe by honeynoir reviews
River and Jenny meet.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/18/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jenny - Doctor's Daughter - Complete
My Kind of DIY by thethatgirl reviews
Amy/River. Amy walks in on River trying to fix the TARDIS plumbing.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Where She Belonged by honeynoir reviews
River, breaking back into prison.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Not that anyone but you would understand by gidget89 reviews
This job though, would easily cover her next quarter at school, and she smiles eagerly. This Doctor person, whoever he was- didn't know what he was in for.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Relative X by honeynoir reviews
River is a terrible, but brilliant, student. River/future!Doctor, River/Eleven
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Half Unbound by frankiewode reviews
Rory has never really talked to River Song before. He is one half of Amy and River belongs to the Doctor. So he wonders what would happen if she knew that Amy tried to seduce her Doctor on the night before her wedding. Rory doesn't think it'll be pretty.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Stormcage's Lament by Runt the Brave reviews
"You'd better get down here, sir. She's doing it again!" Is jail really jail when you can come and go as you please? The Stormcage's perspective on Doctor River Song.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
kiss me goodbye by Muffintine reviews
[complete] [eleven/river] [day of the moon ficlet] Amongst all the chaos and running and pain and fear, this is the moment when none of it matters. It's just her, River Song, woman of his future, and the Doctor, man of her past.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Where River Song Proves A Point to Sarah Jane by LilahKat reviews
So two women - one who's very quick to use a gun and one who doesn't like them meet. Here's what happens...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Sarah Jane S., River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Pimp Cane by Kuro-Kasai-Tenshi reviews
After the run in with Malfoy Sr. and Jr. at Flourish and Blotts, Harry ponders as to the purpose of Lucius' cane.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Exactly Pillow Talk by bendingwind reviews
River/Doctor, and the dangers of sleeping in the Doctor's bed.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Fic Squick: Pass Me The Bong by RZZMG reviews
An idea on the HP PORN IN THE SUN Livejournal site where you mention the things that bug you about fanfic and then someone spoofs them in a short ficlet. Criteria for this one: Lucius & Narcissa Malfoy pregnant with Draco. COMEDY, AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Different Sort of Big Bang by The Impossible Slashtronaut reviews
The Doctor and River have hot, universe-distorting sex; Amy and Rory watch; and a black hole threatens to destroy the TARDIS from the inside. My first shot at Eleven/River. Contains somewhat explicit sex. IN PROGRESS – CURRENTLY ON HIATUS.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Seeking Revenge by Jewelbox1322 reviews
A/U. A dangerous man wants revenge against Nathan so he kidnaps him and his family. COMPLETE! :
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,906 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Danger is my middle name by MrsBoreanaz1 reviews
For once in his life the Doctor decides to seek out some danger, trouble is, River Song's past is dangerous enough, even for him! oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Lucius, Snape, and the Awful Muggle Song Parodies by voldy-wears-thongs reviews
When Snape dares to insult Lucius Malfoy's luxurious lot of luscious locks, the two Death Eaters engage in a rap-off to the melodious tunes of Kesha and Britney Spears. No one is safe as these dark wizards duel...Rated T because we mention hos...as usual.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Lucius M., Severus S.
The Malfoys by ClassynSassy reviews
Rose Weasley uncovers who Narcissa and Lucius really were and finds love on the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Pimp Cane of Lucius Malfoy by Chiara SS reviews
Lucius Malfoy loves his "Pimp Cane", and will do anything, and I mean anything to keep it safe from harm's way. *edited as of 5/18/2013*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Lucius M. - Complete
A Dangerous Game A Love Game by Miss Spesh reviews
This is a Nathan and Kristin pairing. What happens when Nathan is recovering from a cold and gets a house call from none other than Kristin Westphalen? At the moment it's a one-shot. However I have ideas to make is a short story! Depending on the reviews!
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Shadows and Statues by The Master of Time reviews
The Doctor and Rose. Captain Jack and River Song hide. The Weeping Angels and The Vashta Nerada. Three Deadly Duos. Need I say more? The Doctor/Rose, Jack/River, Rose/OC, Jack/OC and River O/C
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - 9th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
A Crazy Little Thing Called Love by purplepagoda reviews
When Daniel and Wihelmina have a lay over in Las Vegas anything is possible. Some gambling, and lots of booze, what could possibly go wrong?
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 29,337 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Wilhelmina S., Daniel M. - Complete
A Battered Rose by KeepCalmAndWriteSomething reviews
After an argument with Lucius, Narcissa goes to Severus for comfort. But will she find what she expected? - One-shot. Written for the My First Kiss challenge by thenewkait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Severus S., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Trial of River Song by MuseDePandora reviews
We know she's guilty, but of what? Complete
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Porn Star Dancing by SnapTobiume10 reviews
Based off of "My Darkest Days" song. "No minors aloud" in the Three Broomsticks can mean so many things... Rated M for the poles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Hidden Moments In The MagLev by Miss Spesh reviews
What I think would happen if the Mag-Lev were to break down with the lovely Kristin Westphalen and Nathan Bridger in it. I may add another chapter, if I get reviews. Nathan and Kristin pairing!
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011
Hide And Seek by Miss Spesh reviews
Well.. this is a Nathan and Kristin... T for later chapters. This is a one shot... I hope you like it.. Starts at Nathan and Kristin in the Lab... when Kristin confronts Nathan on being jealous.. It doesnt end there ;D COMPLETE!
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Complete
Like Little Lies by MuseDePandora reviews
After the Library and before the Byzantium, the Doctor and River Song have a date. Based off dialogue from S5 suggesting he'd seen her since the Library combined with River's line, "You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Timely Favours by MuseDePandora reviews
Rory happens upon River Song in an alien pub. He thinks it couldn't get worse. She thinks it's her lucky day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Rory W., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Ice Cream Sundaes and Unexpecteted Encounters by Phoebe12b reviews
Nymphadora and Andromeda run into Bellatrix and Narcissa in Diagon Alley. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2010 - N. Tonks, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Copycats by QueenWillie reviews
Connor and Molly have to deal with Daniel and Wilhelmina's insecurities about their new relationships. *NC17* ONESHOT For my girl Dardeile :D
Ugly Betty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Wilhelmina S. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by templremus1990 reviews
River's creative approach to jailbreak does not go down well. Oneshot, 11/River, fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Girl Meets Boy, Both Love Another Boy by Gyptian reviews
River Song and Jack Harkness have confusing timelines and confusing love lifes. Still, they manage, and it makes for interesting meetings
Crossover - Doctor Who & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/29/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
In the Theatre by bendingwind reviews
They only do it to blend in. River/Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Dirty Fairytale by Isolith reviews
Love can make you do mad, insane things. Transform you into something completely different, something much darker than you've ever imagined. The things you wouldn't do for love. Dark Doctor/Dark River… Darkfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Bet by bendingwind reviews
River and Jack bet on who can get Rory to kiss them first.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Amy's Wedding Gift by Molto Bene reviews
River gives Amy a bit of advice. 11/River hinted
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III
Dance Lessons by Anubis Ankh reviews
Lucius teaches a somewhat reluctant and seemingly hopeless Severus how to dance. From The Five Winters universe, though it can be read separately.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Smug by Isolith reviews
The Doctor really shouldn't complain about annoying time travellers showing up from the future and proclaiming spoilers left and right, acting all sassy and smug – he really shouldn't. Future doctor Rivers Doctor /River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/7/2010 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Confinement by Trufreak89 reviews
Amy wakes up in an prison cell on an unknown world with Doctor River Song for company, and the good Doctor has a unique escape plan.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
there is something i stole by You Watch Us Run reviews
River/Eleven. River jumps out of a spaceship, and the Doctor's there to catch her. au. oneshot. You Watch Us Run-verse. COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
We'll Sail Around The World by Lucky Dice Kirby reviews
River is late for class because she's so busy accosting a strange man that she can't be bothered to go. This isn't going to look very good to her professor, is it. ‹river song, pattersonjoseph!twelve›‹written for whoverse las @ lj›
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Healing Touch by Sapphire Smoke reviews
Being helpless has never sat well with River. •Amy/River•
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Exile by ViolentAi reviews
As punishment for their past deeds, Lucius and Draco are sentenced to two years in Muggle America with no wands. Humor and later some romantic OC pairings. After book 7, disregards epilogue. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Angels of the Silences by E.A. Week reviews
The tenth Doctor goes undercover at a small American college to unravel the mystery behind a brutal murder, but he’s not the only incognito time-traveler on campus.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,913 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 8/5/2008 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Girl Is Calling For You by The 11th Doctor's Mermaid Sam reviews
A woman appeared in Torchwood. Jack calls the Doctor. The Doctor meets River Song once again.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
How it all started by GabbynSteve4eva reviews
Set in the 3rd season, about how Sarah Jane and Peter met and what happened that they didn't show in the episode
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,055 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sarah Jane S., Peter D.
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Swimming Lessons by annasaurus-rex reviews
Snape teaches Voldemort and Lucius how to swim.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Voldemort, Severus S. - Complete
you end when you're beginning by You Watch Us Run reviews
River/Ten. His song is ending. He hates goodbyes. au. oneshot. You Watch Us Run-verse. COMPLETE.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, 10th Doctor - Complete
River's Doctor by King Rat reviews
The Doctor has always assumed that some future version of him would understand the riddle of River Song better than he. He just happened to be thinking in exactly the wrong direction. Three/River. Rated T for innuendo and situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 3rd Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Day In The Life of Lucius Malfoy by cassesque reviews
He hopes that it was Astoria that came up with that ridiculous name, because if he ever finds out it was Draco — he really has not raised that boy right. What were they thinking? The child is a Malfoy, not a WWF fighter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Lucius M. - Complete
Early Days by fairmaidofkent reviews
At seventeen, Lucius Malfoy wants respect, power, and sex. Narcissa Black wants nothing to do with him. Not that it matters; Lucius has no interest in a prissy little snob anyway. Obviously, they were a perfect match. *Not for anyone under the legal age*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,021 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Childish by NotAnOunceOfLogic reviews
Ten is scared, River is annoyed and Eleven is not amused.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Ways to Annoy the Death Eaters by teamprentiss reviews
Ever wondered how to annoy everyone's favorite Death Eaters? Well here's how!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 10/2/2009
Riveting by Trufreak89 reviews
When Amy's entire body turns to stone the Doctor is at a loss to help. River has an idea to get her attention. Set during 5x04. Femslash.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2010 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Never Again by purplepagoda reviews
Wilhelmina has returned to mode, but it's not going to be smooth ride. Can she keep it together when her hostile womb betrays her? Can she and Connor make it work?
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 32,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Wilhelmina S., Connor O. - Complete
A grey day by metamo reviews
ONESHOT. Lucius awakes to find his first grey hair, so goes to his best friend, Severus for solace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Why She Stayed by daemanals reviews
True evil existed in the form of Lucius Malfoy. But what about the woman who willingly stayed with the man most considered a monster? Narcissa gives the world a long-awaited interview thirty years after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Double Trouble by QueenJessicaPearson reviews
Wilhelmina made the toughest decision of her life 15 years ago. But will the past come back to bite her? Daniel/Wilhelmina past relationship.Has not been betaread all mistakes are my own! sorry about it
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,503 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Wilhelmina S., Daniel M. - Complete
Snapshots of Our Life by JacksonFrost reviews
Ten moments in Narcissa and Lucius' relationship, as remembered by Narcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,353 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The 12 Days of Voldemas by Professor Cassandra reviews
In order to help celebrate his total awesomeness, The Dark Lord has composed twelve Christmas carols to make you pathetic Muggles sing as you praise his glory. Muahahaha and Happy Voldemas!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith: Extended Ending by Weimlady reviews
The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith was running over by a considerable amount, so this part ended up on the cutting room floor. *wink* Now you can enjoy it in story form. Starts immediately after the on-screen ending.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Complete
Dear Diary by QueenWillie reviews
Can all this animosity really just be over a job. Daniel/Wilhelmina previous relationship. Danimina!
Ugly Betty - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,509 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Wilhelmina S., Daniel M. - Complete
Princess Sweeney and the Amazing Rick Man by Professor Cassandra reviews
No one throws a Halloween party quite like the Death Eaters, as you, dear readers, will soon discover. Whether you will find yourself amused by their drunken antics or scarred for life is beyond this author. Hopefully a little of each. Happy Halloween!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Inside Azkaban by Maleficent Angel reviews
After the end of book five many of the death eaters were taken to Azkaban and Fudge was disgraced. This fic takes place in the weeks after the ministry raid by the death eaters and focuses on how Lucius Malfoy might cope with being interrogated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Lucius M., C. Fudge - Complete
Tea Party at the Malfoy Manor by cathyyy reviews
Ever imagined a Tea party at the Malfoy Manor? Ever imagined Lucius in a dress? Ever imagined Snape in a dress? Put on 'I will survive' and have a read. A laughter is pretty much guaranteed. Read And Review, Please? :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Captain and the Archeologist by Fyliwion reviews
...Or why you don't travel with 51st centurions-- All of time and space to explore, yet somehow that one person you want to kill just keeps coming back to annoy you. Especially when you're with the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
The Game of the Name by Sparkly Daleks reviews
River Song knows the Doctor's real name. But there's only one reason he'd ever tell it to anyone...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2009 - 10th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Lucius and Narcissa by RebeccaRoy reviews
This is just a bit of fun with Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy, they really do love each other, really love each other. Warning mature themes will abound as it's not just Lucius who has an active drive!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,774 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Five Times 10's Companions met 9 by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
includes Astrid, River Song, Martha, Jenny, Donna, Jack and Rose
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/19/2009 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Lost Ones by LisaT reviews
SJA/DW: What if the SJA Season 1 episode "The Lost Ones" had unfolded without Slitheens or a supercomputer on a power trip? CH 8 up, COMPLETED. For now, heh.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,029 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Narcissa's HomeDecorating Project by star-breaker990 reviews
Narcissa redecorates different rooms of the house - but Lucius has no idea and is left surprised when he returns from work! It all gets a bit out of hand...!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Love Like This by Renowitz reviews
Watching their son grow up Narcissa remembers her years at Hogwarts with Lucius. Narcissa/Lucius Severus/Lilly
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 90,037 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Prophet Interviews Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
During his stay in Azkaban, Lucius Malfoy was interviewed by a hapless reporter from the Daily Prophet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lucius M., OC - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Matters of the Heart by CailinNollaig reviews
When Lucius cheats on Narcissa, she is distraught. But weeping will get you nowhere, so she picks up what is left of her dignity and sets out to redeem herself. Along the way family issues arise, old flames are remembered and friendships re-kindled. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,948 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Narcissa M. - Complete
The Beauty In The Beast by QueenWillie reviews
A heated arguement and subsequent accident leads Daniel to see the softer side of Wilhelmina...and it scares the hell out of him.
Ugly Betty - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Wilhelmina S., Daniel M. - Complete
To See Him Again by AnGeLbAbS81 reviews
Nathan and Kristin meet again years after loosing touch... enjoy!
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,048 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A River Runs Through the TARDIS by Dead Composer reviews
River Song was far from sober the first time she saved the Doctor's life.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
The Hole by notwolf reviews
Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The Song Stone by michael1812 reviews
River Song is a student at the University of Mars, where she spends her time ignoring the words of her teachers and joking around as she dreams of the extraordinary...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
An Explosive Situation by leiasky reviews
Six months into seaQuest’s second tour, Bridger is ordered to escort a team of scientists from a highly classified underwater facility to a highly publicized trial. Nathan and Kristin pairing.
SeaQuest - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,914 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Some Shocking Discoveries by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
Narcissa discovers the internet, and Bella accuses Snape of doing some unspeakable things. Just a short crack fic to tie you all over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Dance with Me by ravenclawroyalty reviews
He's blaming me. I can feel his eyes blaming me." Narcissa gets Lucius out of Azkaban after Voldemort falls the first time , and doesn't exactly get the response she wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Cold Remedy by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Even heartless Slytherins get sick. NarcissaLucius, fluffy, cute.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Catwalk by notwolf reviews
Severus teaches Lucius a well earned lesson in respecting boundaries. NOT slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Days in the Lives of Narcissa and Belllatrix by Fluffy and Scary Satanic One reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa are staying in a muggle town, in a muggle home, on a mission from Lord Voldemort. This story will give you lucky muggles an inside look on their daily lives. Their mission, you ask? Like we're tellin' you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M.
101 Chapters Why Severus Snape Hates His Life by elemesnedene reviews
Snape, Voldemort, Death Eaters – and a good deal of misery for everyone concerned. No romance, no deep plot themes. Just humor, randomness, and a whole lot of colorful insults being thrown around between characters. Rated “M” for foul language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,602 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Me, Myself, and Lucy by notwolf reviews
Lucius finds the love of his life...or does he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
This Torch I've Been Carrying by netgirly2k reviews
The Doctor's companion was the girl he'd rescued from the Martian ice cells and in years to come she'd be the woman who'd steal a sonic blaster from a Time Agentcumcon artist.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
The Wedding Party by Laume reviews
Harry and Hermione marry. They decide that Severus needs to get a girl too, and set him up with, according to Hermione, someone suitable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,293 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Narcissa M., Severus S. - Complete
One Week by Kimmeth reviews
It only took one week for the Death Eaters to become extremely unwelcome at Malfoy Manor. Lucius tells us why…Rated for insinuations in later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Scaring Malfoy by RebeccaRoy reviews
Alastor Madeye Moody has been through several Wizarding wars and now peace reigns over the land. The remainder of the Order of the Phoenix are at Malfoy Manor, cause its large and well it annoys Lucius Malfoy and Madeye is bored, poor Lucius Malfoy….
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Alastor M., Lucius M. - Complete
Tipsy Housewives by vratsababe reviews
Bellatrix and Narcissa enjoy drinks by the pool and something ordinary sets Bella into a spell. LMNM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Survivor's Guilt by E.A. Cooper reviews
Narcissa takes a trip to Andromeda's home, where she is a little less than welcome. However, when they talk, Andromeda learns important information about her daughter's death. Please R&R. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
What Really Went On At The Malfoy Manor by Cuppy Cake Sweet reviews
Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does, stupid.Author’s Note: This takes place at the Malfoy Manor in chapter one of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows”. If you’ve never read the first chapter, it’s best that you didn’t read this.Helpf
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
Gifts Befitting a Malfoy by Persephone33 reviews
Narcissa and Lucuis engage in a battle of wills. Based on Makani's art, 'It's tough having an evil mother'. Everything belongs to J.K. Rowling and various and sundry movie studios and publishing houses. Don't sue, pretty please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
What Made Me Evil: A Rant By Lucius Malfoy by murphcas reviews
What made Lucius Malfoy to be the evil bad ass that he is today? This rant by him gives us some insight inside the life of Lucius Malfoy and sheds light on why things are the way they are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Juxtaposed to You by SBellesNLondon reviews
DanielWilhelmina drabble. Nothing serious just for fun.
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Revenge by frankiebaby reviews
After Derailed. When Willi gets out of that towncar, boy, is she mad: and she gets her revenge in quite the ineresting manner. DanielWilli. Rated R. Kiddies stay away!
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
People Die, But Real Love Is Forever by therearegreenerpastures reviews
Sad oneshot. Songfic. LuciusNarcissa. Need I say more? [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Just One Kiss by Irique reviews
Lucius and Narcissa decide to test out the whole kiss deal, to see what the whole fuss was about. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Too Many Hours by Irique reviews
Andromeda’s perkiness gets on everyone’s nerves during a Black family photo shoot. It’s a disaster. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Life's Lessons by Irique reviews
Narcissa finds out that Lucius is a Death Eater. A series of unpleasant events follow. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks by Hawk reviews
Narcissa Malfoy has joined the Order of the Phoenix and she has plans that could turn the Wizarding World upside down. Not to forget how it will affect Harry Potter...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,347 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Slytherins Can't Joke by Irique reviews
Narcissa gets a rose brooch. Abraxas sent it to Lucius, on the orders of his wife. The school starts talking. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Christmas Spirit by Irique reviews
Narcissa in invited to Malfoy Manor for dinner on Christmas Eve. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Narcissa's Uncontrollable Temper by Irique reviews
Lucius plays a joke on Narcissa. Narcissa plays one back. [ Lucius x Narcissa ]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Death Eaters Are Us by Flashyfirebird reviews
A Death Eater parody. Features a rather OOC Voldemort, an exasperated Snape, and a perpetually annoyed Bellatrix. Chapter 8: Draco sees something he rather wishes he hadn't...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,534 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006
A Cruel Mistress by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
Death is a cruel mistress to keep. And as her lover, Lucius Malfoy is not exempt from her haunting powers. Death is reaching her fingers out for him... And much hilarity ensuses as Lucius does numerous stupid things to reverse the aging process! Kinda per
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
A Journey to Hell by Irrestible reviews
How far would Lucius Malfoy go for his wife, his light, his life, Narcissa. To hell and back. Not your typical LuciusNarcissa fic. Rated mature for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
A Very Malfoy Halloween by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Knowing that he has grown to dislike the Holiday in recent years, Narcissa takes her fouryearold son to try an ensure that Lucius has a happy Halloween. Little did she bargain on Snape, incompetent mothers and Draco’s insatiable curiosity.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,644 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Far Too Numerous Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Welcome to the triumphant, or not so triumphant, comeback of this knickerspoilingly exciting story, which, as ever, seeks to document the activities of everybody's favourite evil, snobistic, and especially blond, wizard. Warning: HBP Spoilers occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2006 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Clean Family Fun by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
It's Christmas at the Malfoy Manor. Join them in the singing of the carols, the lighting of the tree, the drinking of the egg nog, and ALL THE SEX YOU COULD WANT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Draco M., Narcissa M.
The longest flight ever by MariaMG reviews
What would happen if Narcissa Malfoy was forced to ride a Muggle airplane? Certainly not what she ever expected to do!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
So, You Wanna Be a Death Eater, Eh? by Morag X. Henegev reviews
Ever wondered how to become one? This story serves as a humurous hopefully guideline to it. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Lucius M., Bellatrix L.
This Cold War With You by crazyspaceystracey reviews
Narcissa visits Lucius in Azkaban following his arrest in the department of mysteries. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Joys of Love and Lust by kitsunelover reviews
Lucius and Narcissa have trouble deciding whether their relationship is based on love or lust.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Vexation of Spirit by kitsunelover reviews
A contract, a betrayal, a well of mercy: Narcissa struggles to justify her actions, and Kingsley falls in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Things Ahead by deweydelle reviews
While school shopping in Diagon Alley, 11-year-old Severus Snape meets Lucius Malfoy for the first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/27/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Intuition by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I didn’t set out to like Narcissa. I love Lily. I hate it, it’s all so complicated, I thought only girls were supposed to be this complicated. James monologue
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004 - James P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Locking Yourself In The Library by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Lily, you're insane, you have your whole life and you're locking yourself in the Library. Narcissa confronts a depressed Lily in the Library. All dialogue, co-written with Liebling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Narcissa M., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Torn by Rocketlover reviews
Elizabeth sits alone in her hotel room, having left Mark....confused and lonely she receives an unexpected visitor who helps her come to terms with the state of her life, in ways she never would have thought......Cordano baby, you better believe it!
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Complete
Hide and Go Seek by Twitch Hopeless-Savage reviews
Draco and Lucius play a game of hide and go seek.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Draco M., Lucius M.
The Mad and Zany Misadventures of Lucius and Snape by Ivory Tower reviews
On their own these two are evil and menacing, but when they get together they encounter the oddest situations. Chapter 6: Explore the realm of utter grooviness that is Lucius Malfoy's garden. Yes! The one place where he and Snape find true happiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003
The American Patient by Rocketlover reviews
Romano gives Lizzie a lift home. Things don't go to plan It's Cordano...It's the epilogue you have all asked for...enjoy..
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,647 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Complete
Red Stilettos by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Twenty years and her favorite shoes, they’re all she has left of her childhood. A Narcissa fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Forever by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Do you love me enough to put up with me?" ... "I love you enough to do anything for you." NarcissaLucius. Nothing is forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Published: 8/7/2004 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Felt Like It by Abigail-Nicole reviews
Why did you kiss me?" "I felt like it." Lucius and Narcissa have a late-night chat, aprox. 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Sunglasses by deweydelle reviews
A short while after her wedding to Ted Tonks, Andromeda invites Narcissa out for lunch.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Narcissa M.
Voldie's Special Meeting with Lucius and Severus by UnderneathTheBridge reviews
Voldemort calls Severus and Lucius to his Evil Loft of Doooooom for some very special meetings. Part Two up! Voldie finally got the blacklight posters, Snape defends his intellectualism, and Lucius is very proud of his hair.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/6/2004 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Severus S., Lucius M.
Black by Abigail-Nicole reviews
I was one of them. And I never completely outgrew it. Andromeda reflects on her family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 33 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Quilt by Abigail-Nicole reviews
She made you a quilt, when you were little, the only thing she ever made you, and you treasured it like it was the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Vase by Abigail-Nicole reviews
She lived her life in a black glass vase.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Narcissa M.
Checkmate, my Dear by Erhothwen reviews
In a routinely chess game between Draco and his father, it is usually Lucius giving the advice. But on this special night, it is Draco's order that has its final say and Lucius finishes a more important game of chess with someone else. LuciusNarcissa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2004 - Lucius M., Draco M.
Red by Abigail-Nicole reviews
What a joke this all was, her life, what an utter and stupid twist of fate, pulled together just to amuse the gods.' Narcissa reflects.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Narcissa M. - Complete
Dinner with the Malfoy family by Miss Bellatrix reviews
Such is my humour. Enjoy, review. :) Complete ficlet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Narcissus by Cygna-hime reviews
[rated for freakyness]'She is in love with her mirror.' A Narcissa and Lucius love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2003 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
A Son's Love by MadamMalfoy2 reviews
After the events of OotP Narcissa Malfoy finds herself feeling alone and depressed until one night she finds comfort in a place she never thought possible. WARNING: This story contains incestuous situations. If this bothers you, then please don't read it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Draco M.
Lucius Malfoy And The Magic Pimp Stick by Anna N. O'Muss reviews
The adventures of Lucius Malfoy and his cane. *OotP SPOILERS*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2003 - Lucius M.
Ties that Bind by Abigail-Nicole reviews
She'll do anything to protect her son, even ignore her own pain. But how far does a mother's devotion go...? Very dark fic about Narcissa Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
The Cliched Trilogy: Lucius' Adventures by SilverYoukai reviews
Fluffy. A parody of love potions, Lucius, the Giant Squid (don't ask), slash, Snape, Narcissa's recreational habits, and everything else. Contains Slash and PERVERSITY. And leather. Hehe. Rated R for general adult... stuff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blue Hawaiian by Isabelle Kennedy reviews
Corday/Romano. "Aloha means goodbye and also hello/It's in how you inflect."
ER - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2003
Before The Kiss by She's a Star reviews
When the future appears tragically bleak, Narcissa and Lucius find themselves instead turning to the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Lucius M.
Mrs Malfoy by She's a Star reviews
Narcissa said she would buy the flowers herself.' Narcissa reflects. A vignette inspired by Virginia Woolf's 'Mrs. Dalloway'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/23/2002 - Narcissa M., Lucius M.
Truth or Dare - Death Eater Style by NeoSapien reviews
A twist on a common theme. What if Voldemort decided to play?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/20/2001
Narcissa by Ddriana reviews
Narcissa is not quite well...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2001 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
Gray Sky Morning by MeghanJinx reviews
What if Narcissa left Lucius?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,396 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/27/2001 - Lucius M., Narcissa M.
Switched Identities-Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley by Morag X. Henegev reviews
What would happen if Lucius Malfoy and Arthur Weasley would switch places? Would Arthur Weasley ruin Lucius's love life (but not just between him and his wife), and Lucius make Mrs Weasley go crazy, because his obnoxious bahaviour?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,281 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 2/23/2001 - Published: 8/20/2000
Merry Christmas to you...unless you're a Slytherin by PikaCheeka reviews
Two weeks of fist fights, Snape playing tricks, Lucius breaking Dumbledore's nose, curses, coffee, potions, bats, Draco harrassing Hermione, Hermione hugging Harry, Ron getting jealous, Cho chasing Draco, Harry getting jealous, need I go on? Skullkid help
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/4/2000
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The teaching of John Smith reviews
Amy Pond, Rory Williams, John Smith and Professor River Song all study and work at the same university, what will they get up to and how will they cope in awkward situations? AU students, teacher and possible other companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, Jack H., Amelia P./Amy
crying a River for Ellie
River song has moved on in life and became Ellie Langdon but her past catches up with her one day and her new found hatred for the doctor is explained and solved. K for River being River!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hope Springs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III - Complete