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Author has written 36 stories for Ice Age, Kung Fu Panda, and Despicable Me.
This is my profile guys!
Profile name: CookieM2012.
Some Stuff About me!
Bare Bones, I'm Not Scared, Hungers games series, The Boy In The Striped PJ's, Eleanor and Park, Divergent Series, Harry Potter series.
Favourite Actors and Favourite Actress':
Angelina Joile and Jack Black is my top favorites out of them all! Then there's Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Aniston, Anna Kendrick, Lucy Liu, Jennifer Lawerance, Debby Ryan, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez. My favorite Actors are; Brendan O Carroll, Morgan Freeman, Chris Patt, Kevin Hart, Will Ferrall, Robert Deniro, Adam Sandler, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron, Jackie Chan, Seth Rogen, David Cross, Will Smith, and Jaden Smith :)
Favourite girl singers/Artist:
Alessia Cara, Rihanna, Katy Perry, P!nk, Nicki Manaj, Keke Palmer, Shontelle, Ke$ha, Arianna Grande, Jennifer Lopez, Avril Lavigine, Kelly Clarkson, Mandy Moore, Beyoncé, Lady gaga, Taylor Swift, Carly Rae Jepsen, and Shakira.
Favourite boy singers/Artist:
Usher, David Guetta, Drake, Jason Derulo, Justin Timberlake, Mikky Eeko, Jason Walker, Logic and Eminem!
Evanescence, Westlife,The Wanted, Take That, Passenger, Enrique Iglesias, 1D (I'm a directioner!!!! XD)
Cooking/ Baking, Chocolate, Singing, Dancing, Writing, Reading, Facebook, My Laptop, Fanfiction (DUH!), Poems, TV, Music, Food, Scary Movies, Funny movies, Sims, sleeping and animals (Who doesn't?????!!!!).
Bad news, Awkward moments, School, Spiders, the Orthodontist, and snakes.
Any shade of blue and Athemyst Purple.
Cupid Arrow Orchid, Rose, and Bluebells.
Brendan O Carroll, Kevin Hart and Chris O Dowd.
Mrs Brown's Boys, Rick and Morty, and Impractical Jokers!
English, Art, Home Ec, History, and Music.
Drawing, Painting, Reading, Writing, Singing, and Acting.
Lion King (Number one favorite!), Frozen, KFP 1-3, Shrek, How to train your dragon... to many to re-call XD
And yes, I AM A GIRL.
(U guys would obviously knew that!)
I love to act and hope to become an Actress one day. I also would love to be an author.
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If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
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If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you can't go a half an hour without singing to yourself (unless you're sleeping) copy and paste this onto your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you wonder who first made these, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.
If people think your crazy, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you sometimes talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile
If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
Fudge! If you are really random put this on your profile
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If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you always have your daydreams to keep you company and talk to, copy this onto your profile
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If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile
If you can make yourself laugh super easily, copy this onto your profile
Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? Are you annoyed yet? If you are the king/queen of being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your a 1D fan copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in God, copy this in your profile.
If you are against racism, copy this in your profile
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"
Put Your Name Next to Mine Once You've Copy and Pasted: LexisTexas2000, KungFuPanadaFanatic, dizzyizzy9000, edger230, Puckabrinaluver, Cookiem2012.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
And past your name next to mine; CookieM2012
COME TO MY PARTY
THE TIGHTEST PARTY IN THE WORLD! There will be a DJ , I'm throwing a party... everyone is invited!
So everyone come. But read the rest of this bulletin first.
Come Kick it at The Biggest Party Ever.
Special Guest: Jesus Christ, God The Father, Featuring DJ Holy Spirit.
When: When you enter the Gates of Heaven
Where: Kingdom of Heaven
How: Just Ask
Why: Because God Loves You!
... Come As You Are! Bring Nothing but Your Heart and Soul.
98% OF TEENS WON'T STAND UP FOR GOD...
REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE ONE OF THE 2% WHO WILL.
Jesus said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father."
Repost as COME TO MY PARTY!
"Mommy I love you."
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mommy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's,
I even got the gold
But mommy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mommy I had to go,
but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun
he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun
from his older brother
Mommy please tell daddy
that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend,
that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister
that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother
that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends
that they were always the best
Mommy I'm not the first
I'm no better than the rest
Mommy tell my teachers
I won't show up for class
And never to forget this
and please don't let this pass
Mommy why'd it have to be me
no one deserves this
Mommy warn the others,
mommy I left without a kiss
And mommy tell the doctors
I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor
trying not to cry
Mommy I'm slowly dying
with a bullet in my chest
But mommy please remember
I'm in heaven with the rest
Mommy I ran as fast as I could
when I heard that crack
Mommy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mommy I wanted to live
But mommy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mommy tell my Chris I'm sorry
but I had to cancel the date
I love you mommy
I always have I know you know it's true
Mommy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost. Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could. Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry. Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye."
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
If you do, put your name right next to mine; CookieM2012
My name is Sarah
i am, but three,
My eyes are swollen
I can't see,
Must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked
All the day long
When I am awake
I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When mommy does come
I'll try and be nice
So maybe I'll get
Just one beating tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid
I start to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And i run to the door
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But it's much too late
His face had been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While i lay motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
It sickens me to the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all I ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!!!
Friends and Best Friends:
FRIENDS: Will help me when I'm lost.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass,stealing my map and giving me bad directions.
FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me push the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.
FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away.
FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh cause she tripped me.
FRIENDS: Will bail me out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be sitting beside me saying ''Dang we screwed up!''
FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me kidnap the band.
FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mr.'' or ''Mrs.''
BEST FRIENDS: Call my parents ''Mom'' or ''Dad'' or by their first name.
FRIENDS: Ask me for my number.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number.
FRIENDS: Hides me from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS: Is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot out of myself in public.
BEST FRIENDS: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
Best Friends are FOREVER!
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, cutiekatec, captainameliagirl, edger230, Puckabrinaluver, CookieM2012
My favourite sayings;
"A man travels the world in search of what he needs, and returns home to find it." - George Moore on Family.
“I would rather be a little nobody, then to be a evil somebody.” - Abraham Lincoln on bullying.
“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.” - Nicholas Sparks on love.
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.” - Joan Rivers on life.
"Hating people because of their colour is wrong. And it doesn't matter which colour does the hating. It's just plain wrong.” - Muhammad Ali on Racism.
"A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world." - Leo Buscaglia on friendship.
"If at first you don't succeed, try and try again." - William Edward Hickson.
"Just keep swimming."- Talia Joy, Ellen DeGeneres, and Dory.
"Just know, when you truly want success, you’ll never give up on it. No matter how bad the situation may get.” - Unknown.
"What you are inside is what makes you a star." Shiloh Pepin on staying true to yourself and live life to the fullest.
"My Best friend gave me,
Real story. Please read
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'
My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Re-post this message,
They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
BOYS SHOULDN'T CHEAT! There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.
Jack was the most popular guy in school. The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also. Well of course she did, everyone did!
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies. Courtney tried to steal Jack away everytime she had a chance to. One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies. Ashley heard everything...what movie theatre and what time.
Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney. Ashley sat right behind them. she watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theatre. Courtney told jack "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied "heck yes."
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window. Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.
The next day at school Ashley wasn't there. For the next few days Ashley wasn't there. A week later her mother found her in her closet dead... she commited suicide because she had loved Jack so much. Next to ashley's dead body was a note.
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you. I never thought you would do something like this to me. I really loved you Jack. I died for you just like Jesus died for us.
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, but no one knows she was raped. People call another guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury on his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a woman bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you wont do it. Prove me wrong. D':
Family: Shira, Diego, Teal, Cody, and Shamrock
Life story: Was known as Savannah the Human.(Read my Story; Something Expected.)
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
“We are the music-makers,
Updated: On 10-2-14
Found this on MusicalNinja's profile... I found it pretty hilarious!
37 Things to Do in an Elevator:
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" (AH! DIRTY! XDDDD!)
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
I have some questions:
What's wrong with being dark coloured?
What's wrong with being gay/lesbian?
What's wrong with your beliefs?
What's wrong with your nationality?
What's wrong with old people?
What's wrong with being a different gender?
What's wrong with your hair colour?
The answer to all these questions: Absolutely nothing!
Copy and Paste if you're against racism, homophobic activity, religious prejudice, ageism, sexism, bullying over hair colour and bullying as a whole.
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
In Washington, a girl was kicked out of her home because she confided in her mother that she was a lesbian.
In Oregon, a the prostitute is working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
In California, a sister holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
In Idaho, parents had to bury their daughter after she was killed over her being a lesbian.
In Nevada, a man died alone in the hospital because they would not let his gay partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
In Montana, a foster child wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family he has ever had. He wishes they could adopt him.
In Wyoming, she is one of the lucky ones. She survived the attack that left her in a coma for three weeks, and in another year, she will probably be able to walk again.
In Utah, he is not one of the lucky ones. He killed himself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
In Arizona, a couple had a realtor hang up on them when she found out they wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
In Colorado, he who never knows which bathroom he should use if he wants to avoid getting the management called on him.
In New Mexico, there is a mother who is not allowed to even visit the children she bore, nursed, and raised. The court says she is an unfit mother because she now lives with another woman.
In North Dakota, a domestic-violence survivor found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out her abusive partner was also a woman.
In South Dakota, a domestic-violence survivor has no support system to turn to because he is gay.
In Nebraska, there is a father who has never hugged his son because he grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
In Kansas, there is a home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told her that only lesbians do that.
In Oklahoma, a man died when the paramedics stopped treating him as soon as they realized he was transsexual.
In Texas, she feels guilty because she thinks she could be a much better person if she did not have to always deal with society hating her.
In Minnesota, a man stopped attending church, not because he doesn't believe, but because they closed their doors to "his kind".
In Iowa, she has to hide what this world needs most, love.
In Missouri, he is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
In Arkansas, she cries herself to sleep, knowing that she'll never see her wife's smiling face again.
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Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in the mess of bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.
He lived by simple, sound financial policies such as don't spend more than you can earn, and followed reliable life strategies like adults, not children, are in charge. His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment when he kissed a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
He lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. He declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Neosporin, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but couldn't inform parents when a girl became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
He lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, places of worship became places of business, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
He took a beating when a man couldn't defend his family from a burglar in their own home without having to worry about the burglar suing him for assault.
He finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded $3,000,000 when she sued the McDonalds that had given her the offending beverage.
He was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim.
Not many attended his funeral, because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
1. My mama and daddy taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mama and daddy taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mama and daddy taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mama and daddy taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mama and daddy taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mama and daddy taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mama and daddy taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mama and daddy taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mama and daddy taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mama and daddy taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mama and daddy taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mama and daddy taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mama and daddy taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mama and daddy taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father/mother!"
15. My mama and daddy taught me ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mama and daddy taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mama and daddy taught me RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mama and daddy taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mama and daddy taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mama and daddy taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mama and daddy taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22.My mama and daddy taught me GENETICS "I swear you're just like your father/mother."
23. My mama and daddy taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mama and daddy taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mama and daddy taught me about JUSTICE "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
Stories In Progress: (3)
DJ Cookie's Melody One Shots (Ice Age)
Reaching Out 2: To the Welcomed and Unwelcomed (KFP)
DJ Cookie's Music Pieces (KFP)
Completed Stories: (33)
1. Avery and Tests DON'T Mix (Despicable Me)
2. Before It Takes Over (KFP)
3. Beneath the Fabric (KFP)
4. Departure (Rewritten) (KFP)
5. Destiny Brings Hope (KFP)
6. Don't Call me Kitty (Ice Age)
7. Echo (KFP)
8. Feline Fever (KFP)
9. Festive Cheers (Ice Age)
10. Flares (KFP)
11. Frozen Heart (KFP)
12. Guidance Ignored (KFP)
13. Hall of Fame (KFP)
14. In My Thoughts (KFP)
15. Love Remains, No Matter What (KFP)
16. Mascara and Lipstick Can't Hide the Tears (KFP)
17. Mischief (KFP)
18. My Guardian Angel (KFP)
19. My Interviewing Story (Ice Age)
20. My True Valentine (KFP)
21. Mystery Man (KFP)
22.Plenty More Hearts (KFP)
23. Promise This (KFP)
24. Reaching Out (KFP)
25. Something Unexpected (Rewritten)
26. Superheroes (KFP)
27. Those You Care About Come Before Anything Else (KFP)
28. Treat You Better (KFP)
29. Two Hearts Stand As One (KFP)
30. Words are Sharper then Knives (KFP)
31. Remenising the Fallen (KFP)
32. Another Take To A Mishap (KFP)
33. The Unknown of Master Mantis (KFP)