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Joined 10-28-12, id: 4331372, Profile Updated: 11-28-14
Author has written 6 stories for Legend of Zelda, Misc. Games, and Wrestling.

Welcome to my profile. It's a nice one, isn't it?

Guess who has a Twitter? https://twitter.com/HeroOfPompadour

Guess who has an Ask FM? /potatosaurusrex

Captain Rodriguez and I are sort of a dynamic duo. I write and be entertaining, he edits and tells me I'm not entertaining. It's a wonderful friendship, I assure you.

And for those of you who stuck around this long, a personal note: I really enjoy writing, and hope to add on to the many adventures of Groose. Imagine the Zelda timeline, but where Link gets the Goddess Sword in Skyward Sword... Well, replace it with Groose. This is how I imagine my canon works to be. Now, expand on that timeline and canon, and follow down the line of the games. It starts off sort of the same, and eventually evolves into something not even reminiscent of the timeline. So yes, expect originals (with Groose) and spin-offs of previous games. Plus, maybe if I'm bored, a couple crossovers (if they can reasonably fit into my canon).

And just in case: DRAW ME FANART. OH YES, FAN ART. But seriously, I'd love to see some representations of my stories through art, but when I do, they look like they want to kill themselves. Like, not just kill themselves. Like, they'd rather be burning in hell then being on my page. So yeah, draw stuff for me?

I just got rid of most of my outdated profile bullshit so now it's even better.

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The Legend of Groose: The Sealed Pompadour reviews
The Second Entry in the "Legend of Groose" series. Looking to save Zelda once again from the evil clutches of Demise, Groose sets out on a journey to recover eight pieces of the Triforce, bringing along the likes of Link, Ghirahim, and several others. Don't forget to read, review, and most importantly, enjoy!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,329 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/16/2016 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Link, Fi, Ghirahim, Groose
Truth or Flare reviews
This story contains elements of real wrestling, fake wrestling, fan fiction, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Killing Floor, Pokemon, Game Grumps, Kill la Kill, and probably some other shit. It is a complete and utter mess and I highly recommend not reading this unless you are familiar with VGCW: ARENA. Doing so could result in permanent brain damage. Probably. ANYWAY ECH.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 9/18/2015
The Legend of the Divine Broski: ARENA: Revengeance: 67 HD REMIX reviews
WOO WOO WOO, YOU'LL READ IT! *This is not canon to the Legend of Groose series* **WATCH VGCW ARENA**
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/14/2014
Big Rigs: Over Reality reviews
John was just a normal Big Rig driver. He never wanted this.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/31/2013
Storytime with Groose reviews
Oneshot Set a couple weeks after the events of my original story, The Legend of Groose: Skyward Pompadour. What wonderful tales does Groose have to share with the youth of Grooseland?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Groose - Complete
The Legend of Groose: Skyward Pompadour reviews
Groose is sent on the quest to rescue Zelda, slay the evil plaguing the land, AND keep his pompadour looking as awesome as ever. CAN HE DO IT? "I am Groose, mighty hero of Grooseland, slayer of flamboyant men, the savior of the Goddesses, the hunk the girls of Skyloft dream of, the hero this world deserves! I am Groose!" Please Read and Review!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,576 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Fi, Groose - Complete