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Joined 10-28-12, id: 4331685, Profile Updated: 09-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, Legend of Zelda, and Misc. Games.

This account is comprised of five horrible people:

spookystingray: weird Homestuck geek, princess of irony and self-deprecation.

busterkuri: I'm super kawaii-desu. If you disagree you can shove a rake up your ass left nostril.

OralSFX: Lol my username is a pun.

queermosexticle: Comedy genius and hater of puns.

nyance-ler: I AM SO NORMAL I AM REALLY DEFINITELY NOT OUT OF PLACE HERE (PLEASE HELP ME)

About Us

This is a collab account where the five of us destroy everything you ever loved. The idea is sort of a mad-lib story where we take turns writing a chapter with only the chapter before us to build from nothing. We write nothing. We build nothing. We ARE nothing. Go home. We're drunk.

Tagline: If you pretend we're all high-school students this whole ordeal will seem much more believable.

Our Magnum Opus (so far): The Human King

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This One Time, in Nintendo Land
The best kind of self-insert fic.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,068 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013
The Linkend of Linka: Linkarina of Links reviews
This is probably not going to end the way it begins, but stuff will surely happen.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Link - Complete
The Human King reviews
AKA Lion King But With Humans Instead. A disaster of gore, Afrijapan, and Nathan Lane.
Lion King - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Mufasa, Scar/Taka - Complete
Beauty of Wonder reviews
We're not sure what happened. Please forgive us...
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Complete