Author has written 4 stories for Beauty and the Beast, Lion King, Legend of Zelda, and Misc. Games.
This account is comprised of five horrible people:
spookystingray: weird Homestuck geek, princess of irony and self-deprecation.
busterkuri: I'm super kawaii-desu. If you disagree you can shove a rake up your ass left nostril.
OralSFX: Lol my username is a pun.
queermosexticle: Comedy genius and hater of puns.
nyance-ler: I AM SO NORMAL I AM REALLY DEFINITELY NOT OUT OF PLACE HERE (PLEASE HELP ME)
This is a collab account where the five of us destroy everything you ever loved. The idea is sort of a mad-lib story where we take turns writing a chapter with only the chapter before us to build from nothing. We write nothing. We build nothing. We ARE nothing. Go home. We're drunk.
Tagline: If you pretend we're all high-school students this whole ordeal will seem much more believable.
Our Magnum Opus (so far): The Human King