It's not a comic book, it's "Manga"
It's not a cartoon, it's "Anime"
It's not homosexual, it's "Yaoi"
It's not lesbian, it's "Yuri"
It's not erotic, it's "Ecchi"
It's not pedophile, it's "Lolicon"
It's not gay, it's "Shonen-ai"
It's not slutty, it's "Fan Service"
It's not a costume, it's "Cosplay"
It's not a dating show, it's a "Harem"
It's not a fetish, it's "Moe"
It's not a bipolar girl, it's "Tsundere"
It's not a drawing, it's "Doujinshi"
It's not schizophrenic girl, it's "Yandere"
It's not Chinese, it's "Japanese"
It's not Chinese animation, it's "Japanimation"
And most Importantly... I'm not a geek, I'm an "Otaku."
If you are a Proud Otaku, like me, copy this and post it on your wall.
And now for your enjoyment, a You Know You're Obsessed With Anime When...
- You have vowed never to date or marry because a guy/girl would take up too much anime time.
-You have vowed to move to Japan because you are tired of waiting for you favorite anime to come out in the U.S.
-You constantly run around in anime like clothes (short skirts and such) with your friends just because.
-You and you're friends go to Toys R Us and play with the lightsabers but use attacks such as "Windscar!"
- You see on the news that a girl has been reported missing and there are no signs of her whereabouts and you automatically say "Damn her."
- You don't realize what you really said till about an hour later.
-Still you curse her.
-Everytime someone gets cut, bruised, hit by a car, stuck with a sword, etc. You look at them confused and ask "Why are you so hurt."
-If you actually know what I am talking about in the last line.
- You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class and your teacher mentions aliens, the first thing you do is turn to your friend and mouth 'kissu'! !
-You are sitting in the middle of a world religions class watching a movie on Buddhism when a monk wraps prayer beads around his wrist and you turn to your friend who turns to you and at the same time mouth "Miroku"
-You go to jewelry stores looking for a) a tear drop shaped pink jewel (escaflowne) or b) a large circular pink jewel (inuyasha)
-You and your friends fight random battles while using attacks from your favorite shows.
-You can't go without thinking about anime for more then five minutes at a time.
-No matter what non-anime show or movie you watch you are always comparing it to an anime show or movie.
-You go on youtube and watch countless anime amvs and videos made by other anime lovers.
-You manage to corrupt other people around you to watch anime shows, read and write fanfiction, and read the mangas
-You compare your life to your favorite anime constantly.
-To you, all of your friends and family have anime counterparts.
- You daydream about your favorite anime girl/guy constantly
-You would marry your favorite character in a heart beat
-You would constantly check for new anime and fanfiction.
-You would buy at least one item from one of your favorite anime.
Copy and paste this to your profile... after that, add 2 things that made you know you're obsessed with anime
Put this in your profile
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This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
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This is seconds cat
Now that you have read it. Read the third word of every sentence.
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FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail
BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process
FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days
BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you
FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel
BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you
FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff
BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"
FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour
BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning
FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things
BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.
«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test
«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"
FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch
BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours
FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.
BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."
FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.
BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say konichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook,We say DeathNote
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.
Re-post if you're an Otaku and proud. (Indeed!!!)
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.(ALL TEH TIME!!!)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile
If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile
Achluophobia - Fear of darkness.
Acrophobia - Fear of heights.
Agliophobia - Fear of pain.
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces or crowds.
Aichmophobia - Fear of needles or pointed objects.
Amaxophobia - Fear of riding in a car.
Androphobia - Fear of men. (yeah right :P)
Anginophobia - Fear of angina or choking.
Anthrophobia - Fear of flowers.
Anthropophobia - Fear of people or society.
Aphenphosmphobia - Fear of being touched.
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders.
Arithmophobia - Fear of numbers.
(x)Astraphobia - Fear of thunder and lightning.
Ataxophobia - Fear of disorder or untidiness.
Atelophobia - Fear of imperfection.
Atychiphobia - Fear of failure.
(x)Autophobia - Fear of being alone.
Total so far: 2
Bacteriophobia - Fear of bacteria.
Barophobia - Fear of gravity.
Bathmophobia - Fear of stairs or steep.
Batrachophobia - Fear of amphibians.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books.
Botanophobia - Fear of plants.
Total so far:2
Cacophobia - Fear of ugliness.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed publicly.(if i was ridiculed i would be like F* YOU ALL I LIKE WHO I AM!!!)
Catoptrophobia - Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia - Fear of snow.
Chromophobia - Fear of colors.
Chronomentrophobia - Fear of clocks.
Claustrophobia - Fear of confined spaces.
Coulrophobia - Fear of clowns.
Cyberphobia - Fear of computers.
(x)Cynophobia - Fear of dogs.
Total so far: 4
Dendrophobia - Fear of trees.
(x)Dentophobia - Fear of dentists.(i see one i bee faster than Flash!)
Domatophobia - Fear of houses.
Total so far: 5
Elurophobia - Fear of cats.
Ephebiphobia - Fear of teenagers.(i would never be afriad of myself 0.o)
Equinophobia - Fear of horses.
Total so far: 5
Gophobia - Fear of marriage.
Genuphobia - Fear of knees.
Glossophobia - Fear of speaking in public. (i'm in Theater please :))
Gynophobia - Fear of women.( if my mother than YESSSS!!! but not my self)
Total so far: 5
Heliophobia - Fear of the sun.
Hemophobia - Fear of blood.
Herpetophobia - Fear of reptiles.
Hydrophobia - Fear of water. (if i can't tell whats going to eat me!)
Total so far: 5
Itrophobia - Fear of doctors.
(X)Insectophobia - Fear of insects.
Total so far: 5
Koinoniphobia - Fear of rooms.
Total so far:5
Leukophobia - Fear of the color white.
Lilapsophobia - Fear of tornadoes and hurricanes.
(x)Lockiophobia - Fear of childbirth.(oh i've heard it feels like getting hit by a truck then shot then stabbed)
Total so far: 6
Mageirocophobia - Fear of cooking.
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black.
(X)Microphobia - Fear of small things.
Mysophobia - Fear of dirt and germs.
Total so far: 6
Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things
Noctiphobia - Fear of the night.
(x)Nosocomephobia - Fear of hospitals.
Total so far: 7
Obesophobia - Fear of gaining weight
Octophobia - Fear of the figure 8.
Ombrophobia - Fear of rain.
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes.
Ornithophobia - Fear of birds.
Total so far: 7
Papyrophobia - Fear of paper.
Pathophobia - Fear of disease.
Pedophobia - Fear of children.
(x)Philophobia - Fear of love.(i don't want to keep getting heartbrokenTT-TT)
Phobophobia - Fear of being afraid.
Podophobia - Fear of feet.
Porphyrophobia - Fear of the color purple.
Pteridophobia - Fear of ferns.
Pteromerhanophobia - Fear of flying.
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire.
Total so far: 8
Scolionophobia - Fear of school.
Selenophobia - Fear of the moon.
Sociophobia - Fear of social evaluation.
Somniphobia - Fear of sleep. (who is afraid of sleep???)
Total so far: 8
Tachophobia - Fear of speed.
Technophobia - Fear of technology.
(x)Tonitrophobia - Fear of thunder.
(x)Trypanophobia - Fear of injections.
Tychiphobia – Fear of accidents.
Total so far:10
Venustraphobia - Fear of beautiful women.
Verminophobia - Fear of germs.
Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft.
(x)Xenophobia - Fear of strangers ( who wouldn't be?!! lol)
Zoophobia - Fear of animals
Total:11 (i don't know if i'm a scaredy cat or not)