Patchwork Doll
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Joined 10-28-12, id: 4331885, Profile Updated: 01-28-13

I am a proud member of Critics United!

If you would like to give thanks for or complain about a review you received, you can do so here!

I am here only as a reader and a reviewer. I am not here to write as I have another account for that.

My name is Patchwork Doll because I am not perfect, nor have I ever claimed to be. Anyone out there that wishes to speak to me and has this preconceived idea that I believe myself to be the next god of FanFiction, don't bother. I don't think that. Don't believe everything you read or hear, I'm not as bad as you think I am. Though I could be, so treat me like I'm horrible and horrible I shall be.

If you need any advice or just wish to talk to me that is fine, I allow private messaging for that reason. If you would like me to review something of yours I would be happy to as long as it is from a fandom I am familiar with. If you have received a review from me that you did not like/appreciate then sorry, that is just the way it is. Have some sort of respectable retort? Be my guest and shoot me a message. If not then don't bother because it is very likely I will not respond.

A note to anyone and everyone who has sent me a private message and then blocked me: I cannot read those so why are you bothering? Really though, if I took the time to write something complaining about a person I would want them to read it. The only thing you are accomplishing by doing this is wasting your own time.

The type of review/ review responses I give varies heavily depending on my mood. I have been known to give well thought out concrit that is relatively polite and unforgiving, though also have been prone to giving harsh criticism to a story. If your story or attitude is disrespectful, don't expect me to be respectful to you. It is a two way street, be polite to me and I will return the favour.

The fandom I am most involved in is the Hunger Games fandom, though I do occasionally venture off from this and read from the Maze Runner, Divergent, Gone, I Am Number Four, Maximum Ride, and Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. I choose to give criticism to writers of these stories because I love these series and feel that fan writers should be praising it with their works and not shunning it with disregard for the English language.

I am a teenage girl from Canada who is very passionate about books and writing. I have another account that I write for which I will not share. If you are going to review something done by me I would prefer it not be out of revenge for what some of you may call a flame.


“Destroying things is much easier than making them.”- Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“You’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.”- Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games

“If you ain’t scared… you ain’t human.”- James Dashner, The Maze Runner

“Quit voting me down before you even think about what I'm saying.” - James Dashner, The Maze Runner

"Politeness is deception in pretty packaging.” - Veronica Roth, Divergent

“We didn't Make this World we're just the Poor Fools who are living in it.” - Michael Grant, Gone

“And even if we were hunting vampires, what the hell is the Silly Putty for?” - Pittacus Lore, I am Number Four

"I don't damsel well. Distress, I can do. Damseling? Not so much.”- James Patterson, Maximum Ride