Grumpy Unicorn
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Joined 10-28-12, id: 4332237, Profile Updated: 01-07-15
Author has written 4 stories for Terra Nova, Hobbit, and Hunger Games.

Hey guys.

Well I am Grumpy Unicorn and yep I'm one of those who pretend to be a unicorn...

I love many many series, movies and books! Many, many... too many...

But for me the greatest genius of all is J. R. R. Tolkien. Yep I am a Middle-Earth-Freak!

And you know what? I'm proud of it!

My stories aren't the best but I hope you like them although none of them is finished...

Please tell me what you think of my stories! I am very unexperienced and I really would like to learn.

Greetings Grumpy Unicorn

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Bonkers To Be Late by RosieLilyIce93 reviews
Alice is finally back from China after three years. Now she has to make the decision to either stay in London with her family and perhaps be unhappy for the rest of her life, OR to honor her promise and return to her Wonderland and a chance at happiness. Her decision will have consequences for both worlds though.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 64,344 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5h - Published: 4/30/2014 - [Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp]
The Glade of Tarasara by xxz0eyxx reviews
Adrianna, the beautiful, fiery tempered Faye never knew love before she met the handsome elf Prince from Mirkwood. When she embarks upon a perilous journey as one of the Fellowship, she didn't expect anything other than battles and bloodshed. TENTH WALKER. Follows the movie-script, then continues on from the end of 'Return of the King' as AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 76,193 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Heroes by Pearl Primrose reviews
Rue's stuck in Middle-earth, meets Sir Swajesty Thorin Oakenshield through an epic bar fight, and learns Dwarves live as long as sea turtles, all the while on the run from some Malfoy wannabe during a quest to slay the Hungarian Horntail's ugly love child. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 217,893 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Thorin
The Seven Steps of Progression by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
The first time, it's a handshake. The seventh time, he kisses her.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2014 - [Ichabod C., Abigail M.] - Complete
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by qarlgrimes reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 181,699 - Reviews: 2233 - Favs: 1,412 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
Heavily Broken by Catapapalilar x3 reviews
AU. A Lucian VoTD love story takes a dark turn when Lucy is violated by a Slave Trader on the Lone Islands. She tries to move on from the past with Caspian as her comfort and hero. Lucy/Caspian. Rated M for rape and violence. Discontinued until further notice.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie
You Had Me At Hello by guineapiggie reviews
"The man sitting next to him pointed at the pendant dangling from Tony's fingers. 'Oh, that. That's not mine, it… it belongs to a friend-' He traced the star with his fingers absent-mindedly and added, more to himself: 'I need to return it.'" He couldn't keep away from her. One-shot; rated T for language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Tony D., Ziva D.] Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
The tale of a dwarfen cripple by Nymeria of the Rhoyne reviews
The wife of a dwarfen king gets involved in a certain adventure to the Lonely Mountain. She wasn't accepted in her husbands kingdom because of her small body and her beardless face. But there is a chance Thorin Oakenshield and his company will. XXX Thorin/OC or Kili/OC... Sorry suck at summary! Please just read.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Thorin, OC, Kili
The 10th Companion by rellimmes reviews
"She has been asleep for over 500 years, though for how many years in her world we do not know. Once a human, she has now been immortalized and transformed into one of us; powerful, deadly yet wisened in so many ways, beautiful as the night is long. It is time for her to wake." Legolas/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,755 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Legolas - Complete
Bonnie and Damon by TheAlexis reviews
An unforeseen kiss started it all. No one expected Bonnie and Damon to get together. No one expected Bonnie and Damon to work. And no one ever expected Bonnie and Damon to fall in love. Set after 3x09.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,387 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Mirkwood goes Wilde! by DownliftedAndUnderwhelmed reviews
The Elvenking's party is rather spoiled by the hirsute prisoner shouting curses from the cells - especially when the beautiful young princess decides to take an interest in him... An episode from The Hobbit re-written in the style of Oscar Wilde's Salomé; or, if you prefer, a parody of Oscar Wilde's Salomé with characters from The Hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Arwen U., The Elven King of Mirkwood, Thorin - Complete
Hypomnesia by MsAnnie26 reviews
A very AU Story about Derek and Kate (My first so bare with my, typos and all) Derek recently discovers that Kate didn't die after the incident with Peter. She's been in an insane asylum for over a year, he expects to take this opportunity to visit her and tell her off, but nothing could have prepared him for this visit. -All characters belong to their rightful owners
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Derek H., Kate A.
Dreamboatshield by Pearl Primrose reviews
Trixie Oakenstruck, Mary-Sue from earth, goes on the quest to win the heart of a certain dreamboatshield, but will she be able to conquer King Under the Mountain's heart with a certain hobbit in the way? Crazy spin on girl falls in Middle-earth story and Thorin/OC pairings. Warning: this is not meant to offend. Inspired by Thorin Oakenshield's Majestic Diary by Fruitsie. Parody.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,355 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Thorin
Blue by DeathDaisy reviews
Blue was a calm color./ A Werewolf Bite is an extremely poisonous and toxic. It will cause a vampire to die a slow and painful death. The bite will also cause a vampire to hallucinate and go rabid.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Damon S., Rose - Complete
Give Me a Second Go by RachelJennings reviews
After a long, stressful week all Emma wants to do is go relax in a nice, hot bubble bath. Life, it seems, has other plans for her. Killian Jones is back in Storybrooke, and he's up to something. This is a story about second chances... for everyone.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,007 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Torchlight by writerfan2013 reviews
Blackout. It started with a touch, and whirled out of control until she never wanted it to end, and then it was over and the lights came back on. Sherlock and Joan and being in the dark. Final Chapter 12: Seeing in the dark. The end. And thank you for over 53,000 views! -Sef
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,047 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
Lessien The Free Spirit by patetass reviews
Elrond's youngest daughter was kidnapped by orcs with only a few months old. She escapes Saruman and meets her true family along with a certain Fellowship. Legolas X OC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,975 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Legolas, Elf] - Complete
Jerry by The Last Letter reviews
But she's no longer with Jerry, is she?
Elementary - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
Dangerous lines by Coke Zero17 reviews
Set after 4x15. with Elena's humanity turned off, she is acting out of control and has a party at the Salvatore house, where she gets into a scuffle with Caroline. She is sent out of town, Caroline & Klaus continue to get closer.. suck at summaries. read more to find out. Read &review please
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Kiss Me by janewayout reviews
Grams visits Bonnie's dream for an important message. And it's not the kind of message she's expecting... *HIATUS*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Bonnie B., Klaus
Kiss me by CharmsLithe reviews
Sherlock begins to discover the comfort of which Joan can provide to him. (Fluffy, will progress to Joanlock slash) Takes place post each newest episode, The first is after M, second after Details.
Elementary - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W.
Why won't you, please by smileedudes reviews
Skin to skin, her touch burns him to the core. He suppresses a groan, her innocence makes him want so much more.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,329 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Bonnie B., Klaus
Power and the Results by RavenclawPianist reviews
Bonnie and Shane come to an agreement when Bonnie confronts him about his plans. I may add more and ramp up the rating.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Bonnie B., A. Shane
What if? by Erin Bloodrein Sage reviews
What would happen if Peeta stayed in the capital and Katniss and Haymitch grew close? I've read a few H/K fics and decided to write my own.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,057 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.] - Complete
Magic is the only way by Applesredasblood reviews
It's been a little under a year, Storybrooke is gone and everyone is home. Unfortunately, Henry has been taken to Neverland by Cora. The only way to get him back is by working with recent escapee, Killian Jones. She has to choose whether to lock him up for the safety of herself and the kingdom or work with him in the search for her son.But will her new feelings cloud her judgement?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,066 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
I can feel your pain by maevelin reviews
"I promise you, I will do anything it takes to make this stop, I will find a way Caroline, I swear!" What if it was Caroline that had killed Connor? Now she is having hallucinations and Klaus is the only one that can feel her pain. AU klaroline one-shot based on 4x06.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
A Date With the Devil by amykinz13 reviews
Caroline couldn't believe she agreed to go to the Miss Mystic Falls Pageant with Klaus. Will their date end in disaster or desire? A short drabble.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
See You Again by Catapapalilar x3 reviews
A Lucian songfic based on the Carrie Underwood song. When Lucy leaves Narnia for the last time, she leaves with a promise from Aslan to return one day-return to the True Narnia. She carries this hope throughout her life into death.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Lucy Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
The One She Can't Survive Without by CarpeDiemForLife reviews
Katniss reflects on the different stages of her life, and the loves that have come and gone accordingly. She claims that true love exists, but one person can have more than one true love, just as she did. In fact, she's had three, all because her life has lead her down very different paths for the past few years.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Across the Seven Seas by MoonlightMasquerading reviews
Anamaria's been caught, and James Norrington is determined to use her capture as a way of capturing Jack as well. Can Jack get there before Ana hangs? Please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow
Five Kisses by mercscilla reviews
Five times the Commander and his Lieutenant share a kiss. Kiss of Passion, Kiss of Life, Kiss of Desire, Kiss of Promises and Kiss of Love.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
A good team by Selestria reviews
What exactly happened out there in the woods?
Terra Nova - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Mira, Commander N. Taylor
Branded Heart by Black Hawk reviews
"You have no individuality," he shouted as he continued cutting off the knots of hair. "You have no name. You are property and belong to your master and mistress. You live and die by their will."
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 85,854 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Teyla E., Ronon D.
Stolen Moments by SAsrSA reviews
A collection of HaymitchxKatniss one-shots. Rated M for later updates.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,962 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Haymitch A., Katniss E. - Complete
Birthday Present by Alice72 reviews
After returning from a mission Teyla finds out that someone from her team has feelings for her. Does Teyla have feelings for him? How will thier relationship change things? AU.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Teyla E., Ronon D.
Hush by n00b-masta2112 reviews
"I know what she’s going through. The nightmares. I’ve suffered through enough lonely nights to know she needs someone here to help her face them." Haymitch/Katniss
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Katniss E., Haymitch A. - Complete
Giving In by Holliday1081 reviews
A spicy little JackAna one shot. Title should be self explanitory!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2004 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Prequel to Pirates of the Caribbean by Captain Jack's Lass reviews
What led Jack to his adventure in Port Royal? And how exactly did he go about stealing Anamaria's ship?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,558 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/12/2004 - Published: 6/1/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Anamaria
A Beginning by Holliday1081 reviews
COMPLETE! My take on the time between the mutiny and the movie, what Jack was up to, who he met, and how he changed one woman's life, forever. JA. Please RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,478 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Anamaria, Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
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A Survivors Needs
Sometimes there are moments that could have been different. Sometimes there are things we desperately want to change. And sometimes we are lucky and things happen as we wish them to. - Serie of OneShots about Hayniss/Abernathy, all based on the first Chapter
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/7 - [Haymitch A., Katniss E.]
The Woman Who Fights reviews
Lieutenant Leah K. Johnson is on holiday in South Africa with her husband when she gets shot for her wallet. Next thing she remembers is waking up in a green forest in front of a surprised dwarf… Second Hobbit fanfic, Thorin/OC… rated T maybe going to change it to M for later chapters.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,009 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Thorin, OC]
Nalia of the Fiery Mountain reviews
Nalia is a she-dwarf Gandalf wanted to join the journey. He told Thorin that he decided that because she is a very good warrior. But is there something other behind it?... Sorry I'm bad at summary and title choosing. Please ignore and just read it:D and rated T because I can't estimate
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Thorin
Everybody needs to go on reviews
Taylor throws himself into work. He feels bad because he loved Alicia and he didn't tell her before she died. One day a girl is coming to Terra Nova and she changes his life...
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Commander N. Taylor, Mira