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From: Mouths of FicBabes:

A response to your review at http://www.fanfiction.net/r/

Cliche? What cliche? This is a true story? ;)

Reply: FreeCheeseSoup

A sense of humor is an invaluable best defense. You are one hot fudge sundae ficcing unicorn of cool. Good on ya.

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Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Inconceivable by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Crack! Slash! Mpreg! Edward and Jasper bond over morning sickness. Emmett and Carlisle as frazzled babydaddies. EsmeRoseAlice are sisters, not lovers. No Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Edward - Complete
The UGLY TRUTH ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE BLANKWARD by gallantcorkscrews reviews
This groundbreaking article explores Domward, Doucheward, Slashward, Healingward... A crack fic/drabble. But no no, this is of grave importance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Edward - Complete
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