Author has written 5 stories for Detective Conan/Case Closed, Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ, and Prétear.
Current status: Semi-hiatus
Nice to meet you. I'm igeisha, resident bookworm.
Friends with Purple Widow-san.
and the ever persistent Nalu fan Avalon Marvell.
A person who lies and doesn't update for a long, long time, all the while uploading new stories.
I read much,much more than I write.
Pretty interested in linguistics.
You're free to PM me to chat or inquire.
Languages: Cantonese, Putonghua, English, Japanese (a little). I'm also learning some Spanish.
Age: More than 5 (I would like to meet a 5 year old that can write this kind of story, if they exist.) but less than 50.
Detective Conan/Magic Kaito
Puella Magi Madoka Magica
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha
The To aru series
Sword Art Online
Ano hi mita hana no namae boku tachi wa mada shiranai
Ano natsu de matteru
Mawaru Penguin drum
Kyoukai no Kanata
Kamisama no inai nichiyoubi
White album 2
Matantei Loki Ragnarok
Oh, and Pretear, which I had forgotten for a long time. A true classic, pretty old though. It's very obvious in the animation.
Couples I support:
Detective Conan/ Magic Kaito:
Hakuba x Akako.
(Yeah, I'm a canon fan.)
More later, I guess?
Nalu (Natsu x Lucy)
Gray x Juvia (LOL)
Jerza (Jellal x Erza)
Gajeel x Levy (GaLe)
Loke X Aries (I left out Loke and Aries? Oh god I left out Loke and Aries...)
Tachibana Kanade x Otonashi Yuzuru
Yui x Hinata
(Aren't these pairings EVERYONE SUPPORTS?)
Kirito x Asuna
Practically every book by Rick Riordan
Under my hat by various writers
Moon over manifest
Inheritance & co.
Possible Future stories
No... I'm completely writer-blocked right now...
Land of tests and copy-and-pastes
(deleted ipod test because it was done incorrectly. When I have spare time, it may reappear.)
If you are an Otaku (Huge anime or manga fan) copy this in your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. If you know what Shugo Chara is without having to go look on Google, copy and paste this into your profileIf you have ever pushed on a door that says pull or visa versa, copy this into your profile.If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile!
1. Perfect? Nah.
2. Tall? Not really.
3. In your pajamas? sort of.
4. Left handed? Yes.
1. Friend you saw: Me? krop020308. Yes, in real life.
2. Person to text you: Purple Widow.
3. Was today better than yesterday? No.
1. Number: No. 22
2. Color(s): White, purple, azure.
3. Fruit: ringo(apple).
4. Place: Eh? Can I say the whole city, or country? No? then HK Anicom.
1. Are you missing someone right now? Not really.
2. Are you happy? Nah.
3. Are you sad? Probably.
4. Are you bored? I have this questionnaire to entertain me.
5. Are you nervous? Yeah...
6. Are you tired? Yes
1. Real name? You read it as 'guan kiu' in my mother tongue.
2. Nick names? Eh? Oh. igeisha, 三雷.
3. Eye color? Dark brown.
4. Zodiac sign? Gemini.
5. Male or female? Female.
6. Slut? No.
7. Smart? Probably.
8. Hair color? Same as my eyes.
9. Long or short? Long, straight, boring.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans.
11. Phone or Camera? Camera Phone.
12. Drink or Smoke? No.
13. Righty or lefty? Left handed.
1. First best friend? ... I don't even remember anymore. Probably Fran-san.
2. First crush? I really have to say it? Ko-kun.
3. First pet? Fish.
4. First big vacation? Thailand.
1. Eating? Eh? Ah, I am.
2. Drinking? No.
3. I'm about to: Sleep.
4. Listening to? the news.
5. Plans for today? sleep.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
1. Shorter or taller? Taller.
2. Romantic or spontaneous? ... IDK... XD
3. Sensitive or loud? a mix of both.
4. Hook-up or relationship?I don't know! Shut up! (Actually I would prefer a relationship?)
HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Drank bubbles? No.
2. Lost glasses/contacts? No.
3. Ran away from home? No.
4. Broken someone's heart? I don't know. I do know I have er... admirers though. (gossip.)
5. Been arrested? No.
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
1. Miracles? YES!!!
2. Yourself? Not really.
3. Heaven? Yeah.
4. Santa Claus? No. I'm not that naive.
5. Love? Yes.
6. Do you like someone? Yes?
7. Do you believe in God? Yes! Of course!
8. Answered the truth on all questions? Probably.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend, Snail-Cat-Grasshopper,igeisha
(Be honest no matter what.)
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
5) Does your crush like you back?
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Blue, with stupid little white ribbons on it.
9) Missing something?
Italy. And old Japan before all this mess.
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
12) Ever had a near death experience?
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
If it is a famous person, then... Sir Arthur Conan Doyle! Yayz
17) When was the last time you cried?
About a week ago when my mother threw a tantrum and I cried tears of frustration.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Mind reading, Coz I'm evil.
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
The fact that they are the opposite sex... let's not say anything else, shall we?
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
Chocolate frappuchino, or if available, Chocolate cookie frappuchino.
22) What's your biggest secret?
23) Favorite color?
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
25) What are you?
26) Do you speak any other language?
27) What's your favorite smell?
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Boring. Absolutely boring.
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
31) What should you be doing?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Anyway, if you see a Otoda Arisa anywhere, or H.N. Arisa, that's me.
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a can of cashews: Warning: May contain cashews. (Really? I never would have guessed!)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
ifyuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.
(P.S. Wirtnig lkie tihs is fun!)
Copy this into your profile if you think child abuse is wrong.
My name is Tiffany
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak
Post this on your profile if you hate racism>>>>
A black man sat down at a counter in some random store. A white man was sitting behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm Black, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you, sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
"They hurt her"
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded
If you love your mom, you'll read this.
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: Today all your dreams will come true!
Man: "All women belong in the kitchen!"
Woman: "Oh they do huh? That's exactly why most women live longer than men... The kitchen? It's where the knives are."
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.
I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!
I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.
Stressed is Desserts backwards :)
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
I am in shape...round is a shape.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up.
Flying is not inherently dangerous - crashing is.
Forecast for tonight: darkness.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
You Know You're a Book Addict If: (Bold= Yes)
-You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
-Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
-You write fanfictions about the book.
-You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
-You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
-Everything reminds you of the book.
-You quote random lines all the time.
-You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
-You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character would do to escape the class.
-You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
-You've got a book memorized. (More then 20 actually,but who's counting?)
-You've read a book more than five times.
-You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.(More like two hours, no distractions)
-You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
-You've plotted to murder a character and steal his/her boyfriend/girlfriend.
-You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
-You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
-Most of the things you loose wind up in the library.
-Even the library checkout ladies know you by your first and last name. (The teachers sure do)
-The librarian and the library check out ladies know all of your friends, even the ones who never come into the library!
-You (and possibly your friends) are the librarian's favorite
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You wear eyeliner.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
Total: 6 (...)
You say English, we say Japanese
You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid
You say swords, we say Bleach
You say reality, we say anime
You say comics, we say manga
You say countries, we say Hetalia
You say hello, we say konichiwa
You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
You say souls, we say Soul Eater
You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE
You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto
You say Family, We say Vongola
You say notebook,We say DeathNote
You say Gay, We say Yaoi
You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny
You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus
Re-Post this if your an Otaku and proud!
This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help her gain world domination. :)
COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LOVE NALU/GRUVIA/GALE/JERZA! and not those crack pairings like natsu x erza/ erza x laxus(trust me, some people actually like that crap.) and natsu x juvia. (I swear this is originated from my dear friend Avalon Mar-wait,she changed her name AGAIN? YOUWILLNEVERGUESSWHOIAM .)
List your top 10 favorite characters from a single anime/manga and then answer the following questions. (Not in particular order)
Just for YOUWILLNEVERGUESSWHOIAM (Wendy) ,Fairy Tail
Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before?
Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple?
Juvia and Romeo? No.
Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship?
She would be so sad. So,so,sad.
Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction?
Q9 - Is there such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic?
Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash?
Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose?
Q14 - If you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be?
Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five?
Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight.
No. strictly no Yuri.
Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex?
Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash?
Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het?
Q22 - Would you write four/five?
Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five?
Q25 - What is six's secret kink?
Q26 - Would one shag nine?
Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top?