This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity:
1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down
2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.
3: Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that
4: Put you garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso
6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"
7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"
8: Don't use any punctuation
9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking
10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face
11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"
12: Sing along at the opera
13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day
15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'
16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"
17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"
18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"
19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"
20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!
You have been pinned with Obsessive Cullen Disorder!
"You don't ever have to feel guilty about removing toxic people from your life. It doesn't matter whether someone is a relative, romantic interest, employer, childhood friend, or a new acquaintance -You don't have to make room for people who cause you pain or make you feel small. It's one thing if a person owns up to their behavior and makes an effort to change. But if a person disregards your feelings, ignores your boundaries, and'continues' to treat you in a harmful way, they need to go." Danielle Koepke
This is something I need to remember more often... I think it's something a lot of people need to remember and put into action! :-)
Merlin's best quotes:
Merlin: I just want Arthur to trust me. And to see me for who I really am.
Arthur: So where are my flowers?
Arthur: (Laughs) Merlin is such a wonder, but the wonder is that he's such an idiot! There's no way he can be a sorcerer.
Arthur: What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out.
Merlin: I haven't had a chance to sit around and do nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot! I'm too busy running around after Arthur. “Do this, Merlin. Do that, Merlin.” And when I'm not running around after Arthur, I'm doing chores for you! And if I'm not doing that, I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count! Do I get any thanks? No! I have fought griffins, witches, erm… bandits! I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while, I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out, Uther will have me executed! Sometimes I feel like I'm being pulled in so many directions, I don't know which way to turn!
Merlin: This isn't funny.
Merlin: Arthur's thanking me, Uther's grateful, you're proud... I have never been this popular!
Arthur: (After Merlin saves his life) How many times do I have to get it into your thick skull? I'm supposed to be doing this alone!(Gawain turns up) Great. This just gets better and better. Are Gwen and Morgana here too? Are we going to have a surprise party?
I promise to remember Harry When someone grows up with no love
I promise to remember Ron When someone is jealous
I promise to remember Hermione When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years
I promise to remember James and Lily when someone dies before their time
I promise to remember Dumbledore At the thought of the greater good
I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good" for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course
I promise to remember Moony And fight for human rights
I promise to remember Snape When My heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Narcissa When I'd do anything for family
I promise to remember Dora Tonks When someone is hyper
I promise to remember Hedwig, who lived and died soaring
I promise to remember Percy When ambition gets the best of me
I promise to be careful For Moody's sake, of course
I promise to remember Hagrid When one is wrongly blamed
I promise to remember Neville when I stand up for what is right
I promise to remember the Marauders When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."
Yes I promise that I will remember Harry Potter
girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
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WHOA!!! STOP DON'T MOVE!! I HAVE A HUNDRED LASERS ON YOU...NO DON'T GO LOOKING FOR THEM...ALL EYES ON ME!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU STRANGER SO HALT WHILE I MAKE AN ASSESSMENT OF YOU...NO LOOK AT ME NOT FOR THE LASERS...*ponders and strokes dead slapping fish* hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Now for some questions...
Q1) Do you like Harry Potter?
Yes- Move on to Q2
No- Then you're a freaking Muggle, what the heck are you doing on ma page?? *obliviates and sends away*
Q2) Do you like Doctor Who?
Yes- Move on to Q3
No- EXTERMINATE!!! *gets daleks to exterminate and take away*
Q3) Do you like Star Wars?
Yes- Move on to Q4
No- *uses the force* this is not the page you are looking for
Q4) Do you like Star Trek?
Yes- Move on to Q5
No- *beams up and sends away to learn Klingon*
Q5) Do you like Friends?
Yes- Move on to Q6
No- WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! *pours hot coffee on you*
Q6) Do you like Sherlock?
Yes-Move on to Q7
No- You've just lowered the IQ of the entire of Fanfiction. Go away.
Q7) Do you like Lord of the Rings?
Yes- Move on to Q8
No- LEAVE NOW AND NEVER COME BACK
Q8) Do you like the Hobbit?
Yes-You are officially a nerd and I'm now powering down the lasers! *powers down lasers*
No-SMAUG EAT THEM!!!
Girls remember that guys like a girl who is real...don't try to be someone you're not
Your best outfit is Charisma
Your best pair of heels are your Confidence
Your best outfit is Honesty
And your best accessory is a Smile
Copy this and put it on your page if you believe that these are what makes girls real.
Lend you their umbrella
Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.
Call your parents DAD and MUM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!
Would bail you out of jail.
Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"
Have never seen you cry.
Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
Ask you to write down your number.
Have you on speed dial.
Only know a few things about you.
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
Would knock on your front door.
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
Already know not to tell.
Are only through school/college.
Are for life.
Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
Will help you when you're lost
Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass
Will go with you to a concert
Will be helping you kidnap the band
Will hide you from the cops
Are probably the reason they are after you
Will buy you a pregnancy test
Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"
Find your Prince Charming
Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you
Will pick you up when you fall down
Will pick you up, then trip you again
Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it
Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours
Will leave when they feel insulted
Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry
Will offer you a soda
Will dump theirs on you
Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month
Will throw you a tampon and push you in
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"
Will be crying at your funeral
Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you
Would ignore this letter
Will repost this crap!
-Pick the month you were born in-
January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed
-Pick the day you were born on-
1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman
-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-
White- Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black- Because the voices told me to.
Pink- Because I wanted to.
Red- Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown- because I’m on crack.
Polka dots- Because insanity is fun!
Purple- cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray- because I’m cool like dat
Green- Because big bird told me to.
Orange- Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon- because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise- Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue- Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye- because I’m a Freaky scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow- Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None- Because The aliens did experiments on me
I killed a stripper because that's how I roll!
I am fifteen years old.
I am not random, you just can't keep up with me!
I wish to see Aslan shake his mane,
To help destroy Isildur's Bane,
To soar high upon a dragon's back,
To sail the seven seas with Captain Jack,
To fight in battles until evil's no more.
All this I wish to do and see,
If I could just escape reality.
Post this on your profile if you want to escape reality
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
My name is Chris.
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
You I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mummy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't do a wrong
I can't speak at all
Or else I'm locked up
All day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mummy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe i'll just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He's already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Chris
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
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