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Joined 10-30-12, id: 4335004, Profile Updated: 01-01-14
Author has written 17 stories for Closer.

Never was an English major, don't claim to be a writer, just having a great time with some of my favorite ladies. I'm basically moonlighting as a storyteller.

General disclaimer for all my stories: I own nothing, I claim to own nothing, and I have zero money thanks to student loans...please don't sue me. I am in no way gaining financially from either The Closer or any song content used.

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Since You Went Away by i-must-go-first reviews
A late-night craving and a coincidental meeting lead a certain deputy chief to discover that there's much more to the inimitable Captain Raydor than meets the eye, and to realize that her mama was right: sometimes all a single woman really needs is a good girlfriend. By UbiquitousMixie and i-must-go-first.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 182,211 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
The Calm by tempewise reviews
I predict a lot of angst. Brenda has been shot. Sharon is not sure that her reactions are appropriate and she's trying to figure out what that means. Brenda is fighting for her life. I started writing this at work and I'm not sure if I'll finish it. Let me know what you think, please. Edit: Finally got a new chapter up! Sorry about the slow going, but thanks for checking in.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,823 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Endear You To Me by Docile Boy reviews
It's all the moments in between that endear you to me.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 183,361 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Brenda L.J., S. Raydor] - Complete
Synchronicity by I-Love-Capn-Raydor reviews
after Dead Man's hand. sort of spoilery, sort of not. brenda/sharon *chapter 28 onward has spoilers for Last Woman Standing. *chapter 35 has spoilers for Executive Order *assume spoilers for the rest of season 6 and 7.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 122,291 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Tracks of My Tears by thewriteday reviews
Brenda just seems to know what Sharon needs, sometimes even before she knows it herself. TW: Emotional abuse, alcoholism.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,510 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
A Walk Denied by thewriteday reviews
Maybe Brenda isn't as good at sneaking as she thought. Or maybe she never really wanted to leave at all. (Femslash.)
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
A Little Bit Country by boobtuber1978 reviews
Brenda Leigh is needed back in LA after her retirement but she's holed up in Georgia. Sharon Raydor has to convince the former Deputy Chief to return before an arrest warrant is issued. Moved from The Closer to Major Crimes thread. More characters get involved after Chapter 4.
Major Crimes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,744 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Complete
Bullets and Bourbon by i-must-go-first reviews
They're not exactly friends. They're not exactly enemies. Defining their relationship might, she worries, make it mean something. Maybe that's what really keeps her awake at night.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 129,192 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Love Thy Neighbour by thewriteday reviews
Brenda, divorced and moving into her own condo, discovers that some of her new neighbours are not so new. Also features Andrea Hobbs/Sharon Raydor pairing. Angst will definitely be a factor.
Major Crimes - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,649 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Complete
Through All the Music Comes the Dies Irae by Millie reviews
Both women have come to a crossroad in their lives.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,454 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - S. Raydor, Brenda L.J. - Complete
F&ed Up by Millie reviews
Sharon Raydor is not as put together as she appears. Dark, graphic material
Closer - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - S. Raydor, Brenda L.J. - Complete
5 Ways People Find Out by Docile Boy reviews
Brenda and Sharon have been dating for a while. How do their friends, co-workers and families find out.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,260 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - S. Raydor, Brenda L.J. - Complete
Inertia by ithinkyourewonderful reviews
Nothing can stay unchanged forever. With Fritz gone, and her relationship with Sharon growing more serious, Brenda begins to wonder about just how close she's willing to get to the other woman.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,069 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
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Feminine Strengths reviews
loosely inspired by 'take me or leave me', for month of love.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Between the Lines reviews
Everything is good, until it goes bad. Angst warning, friends.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,189 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Technologically Unadvanced reviews
A little thank yew & HB rolled into one. My (pseudo) attempt at a little cute.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Raise Your Glass reviews
a ridiculous bar night, in (belated) honor of St. Patrick's day. Sharon/Brenda established.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Sigh No More reviews
prompt: Road Trip
Closer - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,416 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Dribbity Drabble reviews
Prompt: Invite Me & Fight Me - two 100-ish word drabbles.
Closer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Is That What You Call Tact reviews
Prompt: something inspired by Brand New
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,561 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
We Go Together reviews
Just a little Valentine's Day story with my favorite ladies. Lots of candy eating and general cuteness. Brenda/Sharon established couple.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Enjoy the Ride reviews
Sequel/Spin off of 'Keep You'. Sharon's comin' to the ATL and meetin' the parents. Contains southern accents, boiled peanuts, and lots of awkward moments. Sharon/Brenda established couple. Minimal angst.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
The Tension and the Terror reviews
Sometimes life doesn't work out exactly as you planned. But those happy accidents often lead to something great.
Closer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,329 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor
Tonight reviews
Just a little Brenda birthday one-shot. Brenda/Sharon are an established couple. My attempt at cute, for a friend.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Keep You reviews
Sharon's been doing just fine for the past 3 months, sort of. (the artist formally known as 'the incredible machine')
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Try reviews
Aftermath of "Breakeven" and "What I Did for Love." Sharon/Brenda established couple.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
What I Did for Love reviews
Sequel(ish) to "Breakeven." Sharon/Brenda established couple. Brenda's POV.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
Breakeven reviews
Occasionally things break, but they never break evenly. Sharon can't seem to move on. Completely Sharon POV story. Sharon/Brenda established couple.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2013 - S. Raydor, Brenda L.J. - Complete
Want To reviews
One-shot New Years Special. Both women want to jump into the next phase of their relationship for the New Year, but uncertainty gets in the way. Brenda/Sharon are an established couple.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete
This reviews
One-Shot Christmas special. Brenda/Sharon are an established couple celebrating their first Christmas together! Add in a rambunctious one year old granddaughter and you've got a very interesting holiday for the two women.
Closer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,786 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Brenda L.J., S. Raydor - Complete