Author has written 14 stories for Heartland, Ponderosa, Croods, Horseland, Guardians of the Galaxy, How to Train Your Dragon, Teen Wolf, and Santa Claus.
I've decided to stop writing. I've tried to make my stories better, but I can't.
NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:
NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
This is a true document:
NNORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
NORMAL PEOPLE: when chased will call out for anyone to help
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?!
NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
- RandyCunningham IsTheCheese, Ohsochich, FFA Member
You know you might be obsessed with HTTYD when..
-You use HTTYD-based online names on the Internet (I do it all the time)
-You go crazy when someone mentions the word "Viking" or "dragon"
-You tell people you were out flying with dragons when you're away from school/work
-You pretend you're in the forests of Berk when you're walking in your local forest.
-You dream weird HTTYD-related dreams.( i've had quite a few of these)
-You think of some cute HTTYD fan fiction you read last night, and you smile like an idiot and people look at you and ask if you're okay (yup)
- You quote a line from the movie/s when it fits into the situation. (all the time)
- You accidentally call people HTTYD characters' names (I called my crush, Hiccup once. It was pretty embarrassing since everyone knows I love Hiccup.)