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Joined 10-30-12, id: 4335297, Profile Updated: 10-12-15
Author has written 14 stories for Heartland, Ponderosa, Croods, Horseland, Guardians of the Galaxy, Chronicles of Nick, How to Train Your Dragon, Teen Wolf, and Rifleman.

So, I recently moved to Alaska so I can start mushing dogs. At the kennel I am taking care of 60 sled dogs, and training 28 dogs. My first race is in January, if we get enough snow. Also, in 2017 I am doing the Iditarod, so during racing season, I won't be doing much fanfictions, but I will do my best.

Please visit my mushing page https://www.facebook.com/Alisamusher

NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.
HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating munge bucket.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day."
HTTYD: will say "The Gods Hate Me!


This is a true document:

NNORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it
HTTYD FANS: hear a shriek and yell "NIGHT FURY! GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic"
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my word! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!" (I did)

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon
HTTYD FANS: a doctor?! Plus 5 speed?! A shield!

NORMAL PEOPLE: when chased will call out for anyone to help
HTTYD FANS: Will call out for their dragon.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons
HTTYD FANS: Deadly Nadder: Speed 8, Armor 16. Hideous Zippleback: plus 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: Attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: jaw strength 8 (thank you, Fishlegs)

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?!
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?!

NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly know to show them an eel, scratched them under their chin, give them some dragon-nip or reflect the light off something to let them chase it.

Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all.
HTTYD fans: Will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them and make a saddle and tail piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart (Example: *changes to Scottish accent* excuse me, barman, I believe you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish bone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days till the premier and check youtube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say, "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?"
HTTYD FANS: *dreamily* "Astrid..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!"
HTTYD FANS: "chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now..."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on'
HTTYD FANS: will 'keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3'

NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle
HTTYD FANS: will never use anything bone-like. EVER!

Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something
HTTYD: if you want to get yourself killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: 'If you get blasted, you're dead' - Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this
HTTYD fans: will post this into their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them ;)

- RandyCunningham IsTheCheese, Ohsochich, FFA Member

You know you might be obsessed with HTTYD when..

-You use HTTYD-based online names on the Internet (I do it all the time)

-You go crazy when someone mentions the word "Viking" or "dragon"

-You tell people you were out flying with dragons when you're away from school/work

-You pretend you're in the forests of Berk when you're walking in your local forest.

-You dream weird HTTYD-related dreams.( i've had quite a few of these)

-You think of some cute HTTYD fan fiction you read last night, and you smile like an idiot and people look at you and ask if you're okay (yup)

- You quote a line from the movie/s when it fits into the situation. (all the time)

- You accidentally call people HTTYD characters' names (I called my crush, Hiccup once. It was pretty embarrassing since everyone knows I love Hiccup.)

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Exile by BlissfulCacophony reviews
When Toothless saves Hiccup from the Monstrous Nightmare in the ring, Stoick doesn't take it well, and exiles Hiccup from the village. Alone with Toothless, Hiccup finds himself relying on the kindness of a mysterious dragon rider in order to survive. Some Astrid X Hiccup here and there. Warnings for gore and distressing content.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Valka
A Much Larger Step (Baby Steps Sequel) by snowflakeangel21 reviews
It will take place a few days after the red death where hiccup is awake. Adjusting to having a prosthetic leg and being pampered by his father is all new to our gangly viking.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,945 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Gobber, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
HtTYD There and back again by Midsully reviews
Hiccup escapes after Astrid tells the village about Toothless. Two years later and dragon raids have stopped but more wild dragons now live on Berk and rumors of a man solving other villages dragon problems pop up. Five years after Hiccup left he returns under the guise as Ryder, what awaits him in the place he once called home?
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,722 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 10/8/2015 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Toothless
The Impact by lunastars reviews
When Dean Winchester wakes up outside of a prison without his brother and with no memory of what happened, he doesn't expect to be thrown into the lives of the group of survivors living inside.
Crossover - Supernatural & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Dean W., Rick G., Carol, Beth G.
Death by Terran by OneLastBird reviews
This is what happens when a crooked space pirate confuses 'abduct' with 'adopt.'
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,581 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U.
Baby Steps by snowflakeangel21 reviews
"P-please dad, please d-don't kill T-Toothless, h-he my only f-friend, m-my best friend, d-don't take away my d-dragon away". Stoick's heart was breaking at the pure pleading words. Aftermath from the Red Death.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Running away by Queen Valka reviews
There are many ideas about what would happen if Hiccup had run away with Toothless. Most are more based on the hearts desires instead of what would have most likely would happen. This is my theory and I'm trying to make it as realistic as possible. There will be Hiccstrid so don't worry. Just not at the very beginning.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless
His Little Hiccup by TheOneWithTheScar reviews
Takes place after the battle of the Red Death. Hiccup is recovering while Stoick is feeling the guilt for not being there for his son. Alvin wants his dragons trained, and Stoick's baby boy can do that. Let's see how overprotective Stoick deals with the danger his child is in.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Hiccup, Stoick, Alvin the Treacherous
Icy Depths by Yemi Hikari reviews
Kimberly decides to come back to Horseland for Christmas, among other things. The thing is, Bailey and Will don't know that she is coming, and her appearance stirs up some things the two had pushed aside.
Horseland - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Bailey H., Will T., OC
The Way It Could Have Been Part 2 by miraleeann reviews
Horrible events have taken place...can Harry and Sirius survive them? This story will most likely contain punishment in the form of spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 147,180 - Reviews: 1029 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
My Boys by TheDisneyOutsider reviews
John drops the boys off to spend a few weeks at their Uncle Bobby's...
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Bobby S., Dean W.
Learn to Obey by FairyDustLass reviews
Stoick is not happy that Hiccup has managed yet again to cause trouble. Instead of telling Gobber to take him home, Stoick does so himself, and Hiccup is in for it this time... Warning: Contains the spaking of a teen. Rated T just in case. Some people may consider it abuse, so be warned.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Stoick, Hiccup
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Fighters
This story is Yondu acting like a father figure to Peter, sorry, I suck at summary's
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, OC, Yondu U., Kraglin
How to Train Your Dragon:Watching the movie reviews
This is my version of the characters watching the movie.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick - Complete
Fighters always lose reviews
After Mark gets into a fight at school, it's up to Lucas to teach his son a lesson. CP
Rifleman - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Lucas M., Mark M.
100 one-shots reviews
I am doing 100 one-shots, I will do Teen Wolf, Harry Potter, HTTYD, The 100 and much more.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/1/2015
Peter's life reviews
Peter's life as a boy, sorry I'm not good at summary's. i am rating it T just in case.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U. - Complete
Change
So I was going to do a one-shot of Kyrian and Nick but then I decided that I am going to have Kyrian and Cherise get married.
Chronicles of Nick - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2014
father figure reviews
This is a one shot of Yandu and Peter, this story does contain spanking. Don't like don't read.
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Yondu U. - Complete
We are one reviews
Guy has a sister? What will she think when she meets the Croods? P.S I do not own the quote "We are one" it belongs to Lion King 2.
Croods - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Grug, Guy, OC, Eep - Complete
Fire fire reviews
I am just writing about the episode Fire Fire
Horseland - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Will T. - Complete
Guy's life reviews
Guy is only 9 when he loses his family, 7 years later he meets up with the Croods.
Croods - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Guy, Belt - Complete
The picnic reviews
Adam and Isabella go out for a nice Picnic, but everything changes when Carlos shows up.
Ponderosa - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Complete
The shot reviews
Joe want's Carlos to teach him to shoot a gun, but Joe needs to lie to get his hands on the gun.
Ponderosa - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Complete
Left alone reviews
It is a beautiful sunny day, Carlos and Adam are left alone at the Ponderosa while Pa, Hoss and Little Joe went to town. When they are all away, 4 robbers who want revenge on Ben kidnaps Adam and Carlos.
Ponderosa - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Complete
Heartland: Born to buck reviews
I am pretty much taking the episode Born to Buck, rewriting it, and putting in my own ideas. (P.S I don't own heartland) SORRY for the mistakes, I am typing the story on a friends IPad. I tried to change the mistakes, but they are not changing, I am not sure what I am doing wrong.
Heartland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Caleb O., Amy F. - Complete