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Do Not Disturb: Plotting

Hello.

Hello.

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to worthless little you.

Well, now that we've got that out out of the way, let us introduce ourselves. I am Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT NAME'S ALREADY TAKEN! I EXPENDED VALUABLE TYPING TIME ON THAT!

Oh, well.

I am a fan of many fandoms. Some have lots of stories on this site. Some have regrettably few. If you want to flame me, please entitle your message thusly:

FROM: Awesomeness.

TO: Idiot.

WARNING: THE FLAME POSTAL AND MAILING SYSTEM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HORRIBLE, DEPRAVED, TWISTED USES YOUR FLAMES SHALL BE USED FOR.

EXHIBIT A: Making s'mores. Gimme s'more!

EXHIBIT B: Baking brownies. Nobody cares when you bake brownies.

EXHIBIT B: Firing Toph. She's my favorite ATLA (Avatar: The Last Airbender) character, but the story What Should Have Happened In ATLA makes it clear what must be done.

EXHIBIT C: This should be EXHIBIT D, but you didn't know that.

EXHIBIT E: If you DID know that, then...

EXHIBIT F: An Aqua Phoenix says, "THE CHICKEN'S BURNING!"

I am an Owl City citizen.

I'm sorry, Cedric. Voldemort is team Jacob. AVADA KEDAV-

Some Lists that I enjoy but am not going to fill my profile with are:

50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks (Totally not sarcasm here) from Cracked.com

Crass Marketing.

I've heard some students are being forced to read some novelization of the movies in their literature classes. Ridiculous. Does Hollywood run our classrooms now?

Greed.

Hollywood can't make a movie these days without crapping out a sequel the next year to squeeze more cash out of the proverbial sheep. After Two Towers made its money, did anyone doubt Rocky would come out of retirement one more time?

They switched Darrens on us!

Look closely in Fellowship and you'll notice the human member of their party is played by two different actors at different points of the movie (it takes a sharp eye to notice, but one of them has red hair, one black).

Gold: The Stretchy Element. The ring, which is seen to be at least two inches in diameter at the beginning to fit the polish sausage-sized finger of Sauron, suddenly fits Frodo's child-sized finger later. I guess this movie takes place in a world where rings magically change sizes on their own.

Return of the Living Dead.

In FOTR, if you watch closely during the Inn scene, Frodo and his crew are shown getting stabbed by the Ring Wraiths. Then, five seconds later, they are fine again. Note to the director: try proofreading your movie before you release it to the public.

The Asbestos Wizard.

We all saw Gandalf fall into the molten core of Middle Earth after his battle with the firebeast thing in part 1. Well, I guess the Gandalf action figure must have sold well, because in the slap-together sequel Two Towers, Gandalf is back. Perhaps it was voodoo, a la the corpse in Weekend at Bernie's II(look closely and you'll notice LOTR steals several elements from the WaB films).

Speaking of Elves...

Elves are beautiful and wise and tall? Great warriors? Makers of fine lightweight weapons? Our modern knowledge of elves has observed only an ability to make cookies and toys. All the elves in the film are portrayed as living in a warm paradise (Rivendell) but our own information tells us the aforementioned group of toymaking elves work and thrive in the arctic. Hey, Mr. Jackson: Research is half of writing.

Homage or theft II?

The wise old wizard character was stolen from Harry Potter.

Homage or theft III?

The "travelling on our quest through a corn field" scene was stolen from Shrek.

Homage or theft VIII?

The incident with the flock of evil magical spying crows serving the All-Seeing Eye was based on an actual incident.

Homage or theft IX?

The character of the Giant Evil Flaming All-Seeing Eye was based on former President Jimmy Carter.

Weighty issues.

AKA "Plot Hole No. 273." Even with all that walking and light eating, the character of Sam only got fatter.

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.
The most advanced civilization is that of the elves, which are long-haired, new-age types? Sorry, Mr. Jackson, but modern science has proven that in any modern civilization, hippies would be extinct.

Too many notes.
No movie should be over two hours long. Did we need that whole thing in the mine in part 1? What about that almost-infinite battle scene in part 2? Didn't it seem like they were just adding pointless scenes in the middle to pad it? It's like they decided beforehand they wanted three hours for each film and used filler to flesh them out.

Casting, IV.

Why couldn't Aragorn have been played by a monkey?

What's that smell?

As bad as the Lucasfilm internet leaks were with the last Star Wars trilogy, the filmmakers of Lord of the Rings allowed the paperback novelizations onto shelves years in advanceAs if we needed any less of a reason to go see it.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_15739_50-reasons-lord-rings-sucks.html#ixzz2E44T2W1D
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

EVER WONDER

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse or Generally Scare Lord Voldemort: Sure-fire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Crucio'd round the block and back again

23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

The unnamed Harry Potter list that starts thusly (I like you, thusly):

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

And that includes these gems:

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

55.) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

The list that starts thusly:

On a Myer hairdryer:

"Do not use while sleeping."

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

50 things to do on an elevator.

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

The list that includes:

2 People who are willing to get up to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


The other elevator list:

1.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Many English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners:

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

100 Rules of Anime

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural
phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original
intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that
explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope
that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good
chuckle.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything.

First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to
human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities,
sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

And OBVIOUSLY...

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

So, those are the lists. You should google them: they are all hilarious. You see? I'm giving you the opportunity NOT to read them. Free Will. Tvtropes does this so much better.

AVPM ROCKS! Harry Freakin' Potter, Yeah!

I am a troper from Tvtropes. Beware: Tvtropes will ruin your life. So will Cracked.com. And The Not Always websites (NotAlwaysRight).

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT GOD!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

I am against anti-slytherin prejudice, double standards, and I feel that Marietta Edgecombe's punishment was too harsh.

I wish you would let me rule you

In evil, I'm going to school you

I won't sugarcoat or fool you

Your New Year's looks grim

I'm too old to love that. But I do nevertheless.

Dog: You feed me, you love me, you take care of my every need. YOU MUST BE A GOD!
Cat: You feed me, you love me, you take care of my every need. I MUST BE A GOD!

In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a cat person. Nothing against dogs though.

Fishing is like a near-death experience for small fish. They get fed, go up into a white light where they can't breathe and see all their dead relatives around them. Then, a great voice says "Nah, too small. Throw 'im back."

Favorite Quote:

"I am Butler. Everything I say sounds tough." -Domovoi "Butler" Butler, Artemis Fowl: The Last Guardian

There are two types of people in the world: people who would, given the chance, make monkeys swallow helium to hear what funny sounds they make, and people who lack any sense of wonder and joy.

‘If you are not naïve enough to claim being unique/a rebel/notMainstream, while stupidly copying bullshit wisdom from other profiles, DO NOT copy this in your profile.’ (Copied from another profile.)

If you think that all profiles are starting to look identical thanks to copying and pasting to profiles...copy and paste this to your profile.

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Owls in the Impala by BatTitan reviews
The new hunter who has joined the Winchesters is, in Dean's words, "a weird little midget with a cool scar." A collection of oneshots that take place mostly during season 5 of Supernatural and after the seventh book of Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 18,033 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Drown by Ordis reviews
Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 137,508 - Reviews: 2856 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4655 - Favs: 4,351 - Follows: 4,034 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,792 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 963 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 5/19/2010
A spoonful of sugar by emletish reviews
...helps the medicine go down. Or so Ursa thought. But she has just taken a job as nanny to the Bei Fong's mysterious daughter. She discovers that when dealing with Toph Bei Fong - a giant heap of sugar is a more appropriate measurement. The tale of Ursa after the firenation and Toph before she was an earth bending master, told in a series of drabbles. fits with stalking universe
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,595 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Toph, Ursa
Soaring Dragon, Dancing Phoenix by Luna Goldsun reviews
Sequel to "That's Why They Call It the Present". The Jiao Clan may be defeated, but the past has a funny way of creeping back to haunt you, as Po and Tai Lung are about to find out...the hard way.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 360,659 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Po, Tai Lung
As the Sun by dandeliondreams reviews
AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,296 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Azula - Complete
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
heir presumptive by Mad-Hatter-LCarol reviews
"heir presumptive, n.- a person scheduled to inherit a throne, peerage, or other hereditary honour, but whose position can be displaced by the birth of an heir or heiress apparent... with a better claim to the throne." - Phobos-centric, drabble series.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Phobos
Mistaken Relations by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Or why Bunny should avoid Amity Park. After all, white-haired boys with ice powers that can fly aren't exactly easy to come by, so this new kid had to be at least related to Jack...right?
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,971 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Danny F., Jack Frost - Complete
Remember the Slytherins by iLuna17 reviews
There is a thin line between love and hate. There is an even thinner line between Gryffindor and Slytherin, and it is not good and evil. But that is what they remember us as; evil. We're going to change that. They will remember us with the same glory as the Gryffindors, as the phoenix rising from the ashes. They'll remember the Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Albus S. P., OC
What You Don't Know About Greg Lestrade by LastSaskatchewanSpacePirate reviews
What it says on the tin.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,416 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - DI Lestrade
A Slytherin in Red and Gold by Animus Wyrmis reviews
After Voldemort, Hogwarts seems to be divided into untrustworthy Slytherins and everyone else. But when Lydia Carmichael, reluctant Slytherin, met Lyra Wood on the Hogwarts Express, the rules started to change. Eventual GryffindorSlytherin femmeslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 131,562 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/2/2005 - OC, OC
Best I Am by Iced Blood reviews
A series of misadventures starring the faces of the Tenth Division, Hitsugaya Toushirou and Matsumoto Rangiku. Their relationship started the same way any number of relationships start: awkwardly. But things, as they say, change. Nowhere is that truer than here. HitsuMatsu.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 74,845 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2006 - [T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto] - Complete
Counted Among the Traitors by WillowDryad reviews
King Edmund the Just was once counted among the traitors, but now he is known throughout Narnia as a man of honor and truth, and the High King's trust in him can never be shaken. Or can it? Golden Age. No slash. Thanks to narniagirl11 for the great cover art!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,916 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,775 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Gothi - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Mandragora by NothingPretentious reviews
Consider the curiously humanoid mandrake root, or mandragora. It is hideously ugly, deadly dangerous, and a powerful restorative. Why would anything else matter? * * A tale of horror. Please review. * *
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/23/2012 - P. Sprout - Complete
Family Ties by SkiesOverGideon reviews
After his fall from the Bifrost, Loki finds himself taken in by a suburban family and lacking most of his magic. He resolves to escape them as soon as possible. This does not go the way he planned.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 86,990 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Loki - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Trials of Single Parenthood by Estora reviews
Draco Malfoy: ex-Death Eater, former bigot, divorcee. Astoria left him for Krum, his children worship the Weasleys who clash with the décor, something's rotten at Hogwarts, and he doesn't really know what he's doing. But maybe he's getting the hang of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,617 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1783 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 912 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 98 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Airbender's Child: Earth by SCWLC reviews
Zuko's friends know and trust him. Do they know him well enough, though? Does he know himself well enough? AU. Sequel to Airbender's Child: Water, followed by Airbender's Child: Fire.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,895 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Airbender's Child: Water by SCWLC reviews
Zuko's father was always disappointed his son wasn't a good enough firebender. His mother was disappointed he was a firebender at all. AU. Part one of a trilogy continued in Airbender's Child: Earth.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 58,550 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Zuko - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,404 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Blue Plate Special by Marie Goos reviews
After Oogway hires a stranger off the street to cook for Shifu and Tai Lung, things begin to get a little awkward.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 284,611 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Shifu, Tai Lung - Complete
Nice Weather for Ducks by shewhoguards reviews
Nuclear reactors, human toys -- it was all just playing," she said. "Of course, they didn't need human help for this. That's like believing they needed to ask permission."
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale
Memoirs of a Master by Luna Goldsun reviews
Months after Tai Lung's defeat, Shifu has been shutting himself away. When Po and the Five investigate, they discover more about their beloved master than they ever thought possible.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 246,665 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Shifu - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
How Lovely Are Thy Branches by thirty2flavors reviews
Sirius thought you could tell a lot about a family from their Christmas tree. At midnight on Christmas eve, the Black brothers have an argument.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
And God turned his back on the Slytherins by wonderwall05 reviews
‘ Perhaps if it had been a Gryffindor the sky would have opened up drenching everything in torrents of rain He thought. It seemed even God turned his back on the Slytherins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Jedi Harris by The Dark Scribbler reviews
Xander goes for a rather different costume at Halloween. May the force be with him? Chapter 28 is here.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 239,128 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/17/2004
Aquaman's Not So Little Friend reviews
Or, why Aquaman is THE most powerful superhero ever. One night, our very own marine hero gets tired of the ridicule his powers are given. So he makes a house call on a very special friend. This is why the power to command sea creatures is nothing to sneeze at. And remember: ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
DC Superheroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Complete