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Author has written 7 stories for NERDS, Michael Buckley.

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1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

(Heathcliff/Kylie) No, there aren’t any. I do think it’d be rather interesting, though...

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(Julio) Kinda? I mean, he looks like he’ll be pretty hot when he grows up, but right now, not so much.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

(Hyena/Kevin) Jackson and Duncan would automatically suspect something was going on. In fact I think something would be going on -- Hyena is trying to mess with Jackson, and Kevin is trying to get closer to the nerds. Sounds like something they’d do.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

(Ms. Holiday) Apart from “I’d Tell You I Love You” (which was pretty badly written, BTW. Just sayin’), nope. There aren’t any.

5) Would two and five make a good couple?

(Duncan/Ruby). No. Maybe. I guess there could be some kind of “nice guys finish first” story happening, but there’s really no chemistry between them. (Their kid would be one heck of an ice queen, though.)

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

(Ruby/Holiday or Ruby/Benjamin) I’m going to pretend this isn’t about a romantic relationship and say Ruby/Miss Information enemyship will probably be the most epic thing in the NERDS universe.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

(Brand, Hyena/Duncan) Brand would back away quickly and as quietly as possible; the Hyena would threaten him into not telling Jackson or Matilda, and Duncan would say something like “This is not what it looks like!”

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

(Matilda/Benjamin). “Benjamin is a fully sentient artificial intelligence. The scientists who built him have given him everything they could think of: the ability to see, to speak, to learn. But all of that is useless when he’s given a new program: the ability to love.”

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

(Jackson/Hyena) Oh, definitely. Definitely. It’s a canon pairing, after all. My personal favorites are Ezra Marcel’s “Paper Airplane” and Princess Adeline’s “The (sort of) Lie Detector Test”.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic?

(Brand, Kevin) “James Bond Never Dealt With This.” After going AWOL, Agent Brand comes across a young con-artist-in-training, Kevin Houser, who is very, VERY good at reading people.

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three yet?

(Matilda) Not sure what a friends list is, but yeah, my fandom friends read about Matilda. I think. At least one of them does. Did. Most of them like Ruby or the Hyena better, though...

12) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

(Kylie). Nope! Nobody draws or writes eleven, now that I think about it.

13) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

(Duncan/Julio/Ruby) I could see it happening. Definitely not romantic, but I could see it.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

(Benjamin). Again, keeping this PG: “Innocent people will die because of you!” Then again, he’s a computer program, so I don’t know if his voice even can scream, let alone be passionate.

15) If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use?

(Hyena) “Blue Moon”, and if I’m allowed to, “I Told You I Love You, Now Get Out”. These two songs are used in the same episode of Moonlighting, a TV series I can easily imagine her watching with her dad, and I think they fit the two sides she -- has? pretended to have? I don’t know -- the innocent girl and the cold-blooded femme fatale really well.

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Jackson/Heathcliff/Kevin) Trigger warning for bullying.

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

(Benjamin/Duncan) Uh... “Perhaps you would enjoy conversing with me on the topic of possible new upgrades?”

18) 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12!

Jackson and the Hyena are in a happy relationship until Ruby runs off with Ms. Holiday. After the Hyena dumps Jackson for Duncan, Heathcliff gets upset and retaliates by dating Kevin. Alone and broken-hearted, Jackson travels in search of a friend. Finally, Jackson meets Julio and Agent Brand. The three loners meet Benjamin, who tells each of them to look for love. Julio finds Matilda, Brand gets Kylie, but now Jackson is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Heathcliff and Kevin!

...oh dear. Well at least Flintilda happens.

19) What would be a good title for this?

“This Can't End Well.”

20) What would the genre(s) be?

Crackfic, alternate universe, everyone’s-16-years-old

21) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with two!

(Duncan) A... date? I love Duncan, but it’ll be the most awkward date imaginable. Better to not show up and trick Matilda into coming instead.

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Murder in the Dark by Riverstone38 reviews
It was a dark and stormy night... Well, it was more of a day. Either way, it was stormy. Anyway, the teacher is gone, the school has a blackout, and no one has any idea what to do. Until someone has the brilliant idea of playing a game very much like Hide-And-Seek. Jackson Jones is reluctant to play at first, but he agrees. Eventually. After all, it's only a game.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,017 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Jackson J./Braceface, Ruby P./Pufferfish, Heathcliff H./Simon/Choppers - Complete
Austin's Bike by With-the-Wolves reviews
In the car chase scene, there is a part where they run over a bike. Someone owned that bike, you know. His name was Austin.
Now You See Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Complete
Shark Bait by Riverstone38 reviews
*Spoilers for The Cheerleaders of Doom!* We saw that dimension;Where the NERDS were Pirates. At least, most of them. That Matilda was thrown overboard to the sharks-but why? And what happened to her? Did she survive, or were the dangers just too much? Oneshot. Canon AU, if that makes any sense. AD, maybe? Rated T for Blood, Death, and Language.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Matilda C./Wheezer - Complete
What Happened to Sector Z? by penspot reviews
There are a lot of questions around the DCFDTL...but the biggest is what happened those years ago when Father delightfulized them? Follow Ashley, David, Bruce, Lenny, and Ogie on the adventure that will lead them to their delightfulization. Origin story
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,671 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 9/30/2011 - DCFDTL, Monty U. - Complete
Give by Ezra Marcel reviews
verb (used with object) 1. to present voluntarily and without expecting compensation; bestow: to give a birthday present to someone. 2. to place in someone's care: "If you give me your coat, I'll put it in the closet." 3. to grant (permission, opportunity, etc.) to someone: "Give me a chance."
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Duncan D./Gluestick - Complete
People Change by Duncan-Gluestick-Dewey reviews
With Matilda acting like she had a brain transplant and Ruby getting shipped off to a boarding school, the other N.E.R.D.S don't know how much longer the N.E.R.D.S team will last. Duncan is prepared to get Matilda back to her normal self while Jackson and Flinch try to convince Ruby's parents to let her stay. Matilda is EXTREMELY OOC.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012
Apollo Justice: New Beginnings by Gazing on the Arabesque reviews
My take on a second Apollo Justice game. Phoenix Wright passed the bar exam, but must watch five of Apollo's trials before he can officially practice law again. With Phoenix's new badge, old acquaintances arrive, some good, some bad.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,397 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Apollo J., Phoenix W./Nick
Operation: FRUITCAKED by Numbuh Phenon reviews
"The Delightful Children From Down the Lane liked fruitcakes a lot, but Sector V, who lived up the block in their treehouse, did not."
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - DCFDTL - Complete
Turnabout Lockdown by cyberwulf reviews
Post Apollo Justice, spoilers for everything. Apollo is roped into defending Kristoph Gavin on a charge of murdering his cellmate...Diego Armando.
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 75,445 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Apollo J., Kristoph G. - Complete
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This Is The Story reviews
There's a team that fights to protect our world from evil. This is about them. (Drabble collection)
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 2/29/2016
A December Carol reviews
Ruby Peet doesn't need to be taught the True Meaning of Christmas, but she's about to get a visit from some ghosts anyway. What can I say? Ghosts are jerks.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2014
Winterfest reviews
Flinch was late.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013
Worry reviews
"Are you worried about me, Gluestick?" Oh, yes. Definitely. (In which Duncan wakes up after the space mission in book three and realizes he doesn't know what the heck happened. Drabble.)
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Duncan D./Gluestick, Matilda C./Wheezer - Complete
Terms and Letters reviews
The aftermath of the Nesbitt Incident. (Longfic; standard pairings)
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,734 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Heathcliff H./Simon/Choppers
It's All So Familiar reviews
A drabble-and-three-fifths based on the premise of book five.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Ruby P./Pufferfish - Complete
And Here's How It Goes reviews
The people you meet on the paper are not as simple as you would think they are. A short biography on Brett Bealer, the former best friend of one Jackson Jones.
NERDS, Michael Buckley - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Brett B., Jackson J./Braceface - Complete