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Joined 10-31-12, id: 4337303, Profile Updated: 08-01-13
Author has written 6 stories for Doctor Who, Numb3rs, Gravity Falls, Fahrenheit 451, Sherlock, and Forrest Gump.

Hey Gurl. I'm S.B. Einhorn. I'm an 9th grader who likes writing totes serious fan fiction and making Luthy-liscious jokes. I hope you like my writings and stuff. Feel free to offer any suggestions and visit my Tumblr (sciophobic-shadow.tumblr.com).

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Putting on a Show by NotLonesomeTupperware reviews
A bizzare combination of Eppescest, Pinescest, and pure nonsense. Not to be taken too seriously. Includes spaghetti.
Numb3rs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Don E., Charlie E. - Complete
Forbidden Love: The Saga of Bob the Dalek by thereturnofdipsh4t reviews
A lonely dalek floats all alone through deep space... Little does he know he is about to meet the love of his life, and have his life changed forever... A romantic legendary epic for the ages. This is without a doubt the best fanfic on this website! Great character development and symbolism! 10/10 would read again!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Daleks, Rose T.
Mabel's Favorite Sweater by mumbling mice reviews
Mabel Pines loves all of her sweaters, but there's one that has a special place in her heart. Warning: disturbing imagery
Gravity Falls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Mabel P., Dipper P. - Complete
Obama Love Hot Dog by VelociraptorDoctor reviews
Obama has lost his faith in the American people, and is losing sleep. In his torment, he seeks solace in the steamy embrace of a Chicago style hot dog.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Doctor Sad by thereturnofdipsh4t reviews
Sad.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/13/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Simone by your cabbage's koala tea boobs reviews
The eleventh doctor finally meets Rose Tyler, the love of his life. But, how did this all happen? And where do his former incarnations and companions all fit in? And, why can't Jack stop flirting with everyone? Including...Amy! Eleven/Rose Jack/Anyone :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/13/2011
Auto Incorrect by AristaHolmes reviews
Sherlock knows where the keys on his phone are, and he doesn't need to proof read his texts which leads to some interesting messages for John Watson. Can be seen as Slash. Inspired by "Waiters are Traitors" Iphone crack fic "Texts From Last Night".
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Life on Mars by Elliptic Eye reviews
Our intrepid travelers confront the greatest threat the universe has yet known and find it underwhelming.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Martha J., Donna N. - Complete
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It Is The Time reviews
Sherlock and John get into an argument over spices that leads to a rather spicy situation.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Anderson - Complete
The Pond reviews
A short story written in the style of Ray Bradbury about two sisters, loyalty, and the lose of a friend many years ago.
Fahrenheit 451 - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Complete
The Pink Bathwater reviews
Dipper falls ill suddenly and Mabel is now alone. Her downward spiral without her brother.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Dipper P., Mabel P.
Dinosaurs in a Koi Pond
Written by S.B.E. and E.N.C. Charlie and Larry are enjoying a romantic sunset together when all heck breaks loose. It's up to Alan, Don, Jenny, Forrest and Amita to save them. Title is a Doctor Who reference.
Crossover - Numb3rs & Forrest Gump - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Charlie E. - Complete
The Wedding of Sherlock & John reviews
What starts out as a tea party with Slendy and Amelia ends with a wedding on the TARDIS. Illustration by K.N.F.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Essence of Time reviews
Sherlock and John go on a walk only to find themselves interrupted by a mysterious time traveling man looking for a blonde (who is possibly in a union jack t-shirt). Intense friendships then develop over a shared love of kittens and soap.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Rose T., Sherlock H. - Complete