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Joined 11-01-12, id: 4337998, Profile Updated: 01-21-13
Author has written 13 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello, weirdos!

Ok, well...

Yeah.

That's basically it.

I TAKE REQUESTS. PLEASE.NO INSPIRATION OVER HERE.

OH!

Just to let you know, in my stories, if you see the word, "Nerp", I'm referring to nipple.

I hate the word nipple *shudders*.

SO YEAH.

ARU MAD BRO?

I will most likely end with it too...

BYE!
NERP (told ya)

(P.S. My avatar is not my picture, I got it off deviant art. Also, if Hetalia was owned by me, this wouldn't be here, would it?)

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Building Blocks and Condom Boxes by SYNdicate 930 reviews
AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,517 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [France, England/Britain]
The Reluctant Polish Crossdresser by Hamburgers'nNoodles reviews
Feliks Lukasiewicz is a young, very skilled spy who has a new mission, and this one might be his most challenging yet. He has to attend high school, while cross dressing! All the while, he must investigate a certain Lithuanian prince who is attending the school as well. This is a Lietpol fic featuring a serious!Poland. Rated T for language and just to be safe. Contains some USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,599 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Poland, Lithuania
Don't Say A Word by lullabyemyuu reviews
Romano has been kidnapped, and Spain will do anything to get him back. How far would you go to save someone you loved? Mainly Spamano, with DenNor and SuFin.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,401 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
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Is It Strange To Be In Love With A Dog? reviews
Ludwig had woken up, just like any other day. Nothing was out of place, nothing was out of order. Well, except for the naked woman at the foot of his bed. Who had dog ears, and a dog's tail. (Fem!ItalyxGermany, hope you enjoy! Will become M in later chapters)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Germany, N. Italy
I Can't Believe This Is Happening! reviews
After having a series of strange symptoms, Romano and Spain decide to visit the doctor and receive shocking news. (Rated T for swearing)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Pillows reviews
Fem!England and Fem!France go to a party when France discovers a secret of England's. Basically random shit. IDEK, I've had writers block. (WARNING, SWEARING CONTENT.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Rock A-Bye Baby reviews
((THIS IS A LITTLE DARK. YOU WERE WARNED.)) England acting strange in a meeting or two lead France on a life-changing adventure. Mpreg, 2PEngland, and a bit of darkness because it's 2P. ((No actual smex yet, but will change in later chapters))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - France, England/Britain
I'm Sorry, Who Are You Again? reviews
THE MEETING WAS SO BORING. THIS TOTALLY SUCKS. Um, crack? POSSIBLY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2013 - England/Britain, Parallel Nations - Complete
The Tomato Game! reviews
Romano refuses to play the Pocky Game. Another solution? (Rated T for swearing)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Becoming One reviews
Russia has been having conflicting feelings for China recently and it has been angering and frustrating him greatly. (Seme!China, Teenage!Russia, hope you enjoy!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2013 - China, Russia - Complete
A Deal's a Deal reviews
Lithuania and Poland are to become a Common Wealth by marriage of their Grand Duke and Queen Lady. Unfortunately... Poland want a bit more that agreed to.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Secrets of a Secluded Brit reviews
England and France were forced to marry (You know the episode I'm talking about), and now live in France's Paris home. England seems to be hiding something from his new "husband" one day... (Sorry, but no actual smex. Masturbation and a blow job)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Nightclubs of My Love Life reviews
Fem!Prussia, Human names used. Maria is bummed because her boyfriend left her for her brother, so the Bad Touch Trio drag her to a nightclub to make her feel better. Who will she meet there? Pru/Can, mentions of Ger/Ita, Spa/mano, and Fr/Uk; past Pru/Ita. Songfic- "Bushes" by Hot Chelle Rae. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, SONG, HOT CHELLE RAE, OR HETALIA.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Poor China reviews
A companion story to You're a WHAT? Should probably read the other one first, or else you are going to be seriously creeped... Mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
A Whore To Prussia reviews
Japan is being used, but not by the person you think...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/2/2012 - America, Japan - Complete
You're a WHAT? reviews
Russia and China are in the middle of le sexy times when... Russia learns something...odd about his new lover... (WARNING: I HAVE NO CLUE)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/2/2012 - China, Russia - Complete