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If you want to favorite me, follow me, pm me, or read my stories I have one rule: DO NOT mess with my sisters!
My Sisters Are: (From oldest to youngest)
MusicalPhantasy (Oldest Child)
Then There's Me! (Middle Child)
The Cookie Eatin' Ninja (Second Youngest)
i-loveconverse1649 (Youngest Child)
Now yes, we all fight our own battles but we also tell each other, so you will die if you mess with one of us.
P.S. We are all Purple belts in Karate.
Name: HappyorSmiling (ha you thought I would put my real name bitch please)
Age: I'm a teen. Between 13 and 18. That's all you get.
Gender: Female (Man your stupid if you haven't figured that out yet)
My Motto: "Grab your music, cookies and helmets. We're about to do some really stupid and fucked up shit." Me
Favorite Funny Quote: "I'm pretty sure the asshole who put the extra 'r' in February is the same guy who thought up the spelling for Wednesday." Will Ferrell
Favorite 'Ted' Quote: "No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Beiber or a talking Teddy Bear eventually Nobody Gives A Shit."
Favorite Thing(s): Oreos and Nutella! Those two things are heavenly!!! I still love all cookies though! (Except oatmeal anything! THOSE ARE EVIL!)
Least Favorite Thing(s): Carrots when they're cooked (Uncooked and they're awesome but cooked they're gross), the word "Reticule", cheerleaders, homophobic people, stuck up people, and normal people (normal's over rated).
Favorite Color(s): The colors green, black, dark purple, and any shade of blue.
Favorite Tv Show(s): Avatar: The Last Airbender, Kickin It, Lab Rats, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Legend of Korra, The Troop, The Big Bang Theory, and the Amazing Spider-Man.
Favorite Movie(s): Pitch Perfect, Rise of The Guardians, Lilo & Stitch (Part 1 & 2), The Call, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower.
Favorite Book(s): The Running Dream, The Percy Jackson Series, And The Heroes of Olympus Series.
Favorite Band(s)/ Singer(s): Asking Alexandria, All Time Low, Black Veil Brides, Green Day, Falling In Reverse, My Chemical Romance, Of Mice & Men, Paramore, Pierce The Veil, Suicide Silence, Three Days Grace, Mayday Parade, Sleeping With Siren, Neon Trees, Train, Megan & Liz, Imagine Dragons, All American Rejects, We The Kings, Evanescence, 3Oh!3, The Wanted, Nine Days, Of Monsters and Men, The Click Five, Coldplay, David Guetta, 30 Seconds To Mars, Demi Lovato, The Script, Linkin Park, Little Mix, The Fray, Between The Trees, Justin Timberlake, Simple Plan, P!nk, Eminem, Good Charlotte, The Cab, Kris Allen, One Republic, Switchfoot, The Downtown Fiction, Hinder, The Killers, Chris Daughtry, Fort Mintor, Plain White T's, Fall Out Boys, Boys Like Girls, Ed Sheeran, Trap, Skrillx, Papa Roach, Maroon 5, Hunter Hayes, Far East Movement, Cobra Starship, Allstar Weekend, Bad Meets Evil, Andy Grammer, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Bruno Mars, Relient K, Hot Chelle Rae, Secondhand Serenade, Avril Lavine and many MANY more.
Camp Half-Blood will always be there to welcome me home.
You say Edward Cullen, I say Percy Jackson.
You say red and black, I say green and gray.
You say Forks, I say Camp Half-Blood.
You say Bellward, I say Percabeth.
You say Volturi, I say Titans/Giants/Gaia.
You say "Go to Hell," I say, "Go rot in Tartarus!"
You say baseball, I say Capture the Flag.
You say depression, I say, "Annabeth misses Percy."
You say school, I say Goode.
You say, "I'm going to kill you!" I say, "Hades will have your soul!"
You say life, I say Demigods Forever
Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief
22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian
23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJO books
Ladies, things to say to men with bad pick up lines!
Man: You're too pretty to be single.
Woman: And you're too ugly to be flirting with me.
Man: Do you have a band-aid, 'cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
Woman: Do you, 'cause I scraped my knee running away from you.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: All trespassers will be shot.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!
Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.
Man: I'm sorry, I got lost in your beautiful eyes.
Woman: Heres some directions, turn around and walk away.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhhh, you’re so right, I want you to leave
Man: My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.
Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.
Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
Man: Roses are red, violets are blue *Interrupted*
Woman: Roses are red, that much is true; but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
Ok so here is this part of a story I read where someone is telling someone else a story. Well I just loved the story they told so here it is.
Once upon a time, before the world was covered in cities, there were just a few people living over the earth. Besides them, there were just the sun, the moon, the sea and the mountain. The sun and the moon were enchanted in love and hardly knew how to live without each other. The sea grew jealous of their love and looked to the strong mountain for the same affection. The sea was capricious. She showed the cliffs her seafoam hair, her coral jewelry, her endless depths and treasures. She told him of the poets she had entranced with her beauty, of the sailors she had seduced with her strength and the thinkers she had stunned with her secrets and mysteries. She wasn't in love with the mountain but she wanted to have him. The mountain saw through her, of course. He knew she was flighty and fickle and cared nothing for him. And he was in love with the sun anyway; he turned his face to her light and reached for her always, and grew taller and taller to try to touch her. The sea was insulted, of course, and in her spite she tossed huge waves towards small, far-distant towns, hoping to crush them. But gradually she grew calm. She looked to the mountain who, for all her rage, had barely noticed her anger and was impressed at his strength. She saw his beauty, the way he was rough and imperfect and lovely. And she saw the way he worshipped the sun and forever strained to reach her. And slowly, though she hardly knew it, she grew to love him. After many years had passed she found that she loved him more than she loved her own beauty and strength, and one day she gathered all her formidable courage and called to him that she loved him. He turned his sun-kissed cheeks to her. "You love me?" he asked, and laughed. "But why would I love you!! You who drown and destroy, when I could love the Sun, who does nothing but care for the creatures and plants and people who live on my cliffs?"The sea was stunned, and then furious. She flung herself against him, over and over, trying to break his rocky bones. She caused huge storms that struck against small seaside towns far away and sank the fishing ships in their harbors. She screamed with her terrible rage, causing high winds that tore at the shrubbery along the mountain's paths and killed many people.But when her fury was spent, and she was so tired that she could barely reach for the sand, the sea found she loved the mountain still. She still reaches for him. Every second of every day, she strains to touch him. Sometimes she does, and he hardly even notices, but it means everything to her. And she will never, ever stop...
I hope you liked it as much as I did. This story just touched my heart. (P.s. I don't own this story. This was part of a Teen Titans story I read. Check it out if you liked this. Here's the link: Fairytales by Seraephina)
Wishing you chaos, panic, and disorder,
I HATE Stereotyping, copy this onto your profile if you do to. (All the ittalic ones apply to me and I have sarcastic remarks for the ones for me)
I'm Bulgarian so i must be the sexiest person alive!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (NOT TRUE!!!)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST hate men.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a B* (Eh not that it's a lie for me)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. (I don't but some people do)
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (I don't do that! I scream anywhere...haha)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear short SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Bet I know more about life than you!)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (My friends think I'm TOO happy all the time so HA!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (This doesn't even make sence :P I was born in Houston... oh now I get it. but it still isn't true)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must be in the mafia. (O.O)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Weirdos)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (You can't prove that! cause it's not true!)
I'm A GUY THAT'S INTO ART, THEATER, OR DANCE so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all. (NOT TRUE!!!!!)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (No! I'm just awesome and you refuse to admit that!)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (That one is true for some -SOME NOT ALL- fangirls, but not for me.)
I'm HAWIM STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm AIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude. (I don't even want to know what that word means)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (Ok so maybe i am a little (alot) crazy)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I hate this one soooo much! Even though for me it's true! B)
I'm BI so I MUST get around the block.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. (People are sooo stupid!!)
I'm MIXED so I MUST be SEXY. (I don't mind this one... Haha)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (But I'm mixed so ha)
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a Band Geek .
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. (That one is just... CRAZY!)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm CROATIAN so i MUST be fine as hell!!!!!
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (I do like to party)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I do like watermelon)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Ok saw that coming)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (I tell them off because they deserve it!!)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(I'm defensive because I'm not about to let you walk all over me!!)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (I am not a loser!!!!)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse. (Not once in my life have I ever ridden a horse)
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. (let me punch you then tell me I'm weak)
I'm AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Ok I am not obese or arrogant!!! Loud mouthed on the other hand...)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(I am not Emo!!)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (How many times do I have to say it! I AM NOT A LOSER!!!!)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. (I only did that once and I was lost!...Haha)
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Which I am)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (but I was born in Houston so ha!)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (Which I am)
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (That's just mean)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (But about 10 lines ago it said Intelligent = Weak, so how do I win?)
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd. (But strong = stupid... Ok now I'm confused)
I've been HURT before so I MUST be a crazy freak who won't talk to any men. (I talk to guys. I have to talk to my brother everyday even though I don't want to...)
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be an outcast loser. (I am an outcast BUT NOT A LOSER!)
I'm BLACK and have WHITE friends, so I MUST think I'm white.
I DATE GUYS from A DIFFERENT RACE, so I MUST be racist against my own race. (I have 2 different races so does it really count?)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be "ghetto" and unintelligent.
I'M A PERSON SO, I MUST BE LABELED!!!!!!!!! (All too true)
Read please. Show that you care. And prove to all those stereo types wrong. Except for the MIXED one I like that one B)
Your Godly Parent is...
You like being in charge.
2/10 (No offense intended but, I WOULD NEVER BE A CHILD OF ZEUS!)
You feel at home in the water.
8/10 (AWESOME!!! I love Poseidon!!)
You’re not that much of a people person.
3/10 (Hades is cool, I don't see myself as one of his kids though...)
You own a garden.
3/10 (I'm way too rebellious, crazy and loud to be a child of Demeter)
You often start fights.
5/10 (I kind of expected it but I would never be a child of Ares. Children of Ares hate Poseidon's kids; I can't live without my chlorine fix!!)
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
0/10 (Aww!! I'm not smarticul!!)
You’re very creative and artistic.
4/10 (So Cool!!)
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
4/10 (No offense Artemis, you're seriously awesome; But I doubt I'll be joining the Hunters of Artemis any time soon)
You have a way with tools.
1/10 (No comment...)
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
0/10 (Eh.. I'm okay with this I guess)
You like pick pocketing your friends.
10/10 (YES! PRANKSTERS UNITE!!!!!)
You’re the life of the party.
3/10 (Uhhh... NO! No offense Dionysus!)
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