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Joined 08-06-03, id: 433817, Profile Updated: 03-09-13
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Titanic.

Call me Voldie. I'm a wee lass with incredible penchants for classic literature, Tolkien, peppermint tea, baby sloths, languages, the sea, travelling, and theatre. I’m a poet and am primarily occupied with my lamentable verses, but I return to fanfiction when I am bored or when I feel like practising prose. My mate Sarah is often my partner in writing outlandish crackfic.

I have grown up a lot in the past near-decade, but I could not bring myself to start a new account due to a persistent case of nostalgia, so kindly ignore any old reviews or stories of mine. If I’ve left a fic up here, it’s because I was sentimental about it; do not judge my writing based on something from 2005! Also, if you feel so inclined, I am a huge fan of constructive criticism and will love you forever for leaving critical reviews xx

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Darkest Before Dawn by BrighidOTheShire reviews
In the dead of night, Faramir finds Eowyn in the gardens of the Houses of Healing...their friendship grows as the doom of the final battle nears...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,116 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Eowyn, Faramir
The Jail-Crow by Pengolod's Toaster reviews
Fëanor tells Melkor to get off his lawn. An imagined passage from the Noldolantë of Maglor.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Fëanor, Morgoth - Complete
Of Overthinking Prophecies and Growing a Backbone by Sarah1281 reviews
A Macbeth parody in which Macbeth does anything to avoid being called a coward and doesn’t believe in witches, no one notices Lady Macbeth is obviously evil, everyone overthinks the prophecies, and Malcolm may be the only sane man.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Complete
It All Started with the Drunken Watchmen by Sarah1281 reviews
A Hamlet parody where Horatio tries to convince Hamlet that a tree is not the ghost of his father, Claudius thinks Laertes is his nephew and keeps accidentally confessing, and no one remembers who Polonius is.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,694 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Complete
The Dark Lord gets a Myspace! by admiral jaye reviews
In a plot to destroy humanity, the bored, desperate and fearless Lord Voldemort decides to do something no dark lord has ever done before. Join Voldie and his vile companions as they engage in this typical Muggle pasttime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,670 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Voldemort, W. Grubbly-Plank
Shadow and Thought by lindahoyland reviews
Seeking to befriend Faramir and Eowyn,Aragorn takes them to a remote Hunting Lodge for a holiday.However,enemies lie in wait to threaten their very lives. Fully revised version now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,503 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
At Night by JunoMagic reviews
Faramir and Éowyn are separated by a war during the early years of the Fourth Age. A tribble, exactly 300 words as counted by MS Word.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
A Heart Undivided by WargishBoromirFan reviews
Shortly before Aragorn's coronation, Eowyn has a strange conversation with Prince Imrahil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Eowyn, Imrahil - Complete
Fire And Flowering by Raksha The Demon reviews
A collection of ficlets centering on Faramir and Eowyn's love life, before and mostly after marriage. Warning romantic, sensual, and erotic content, in varying degrees. Not yet complete. First Place, MEFA 2006
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Faramir, Eowyn
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Wednesday Dates by fizzmonkeys reviews
[One Shot] Whoever knew that couples still dated after they were married? [old HG]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,480 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Pyres of Illusion by Tindomiel reviews
As Eowyn of Ithilien prepares for a turning point in her married life, politics from afar and fears of madness threaten to destroy all that she has created. She must battle against her nightmare turned reality: a vision of her father in law.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,549 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Leggy! Gorny! Bori! by jewelledhunter reviews
The Fellowship is plagued by a MarySue who is determined to follow them. Many plots ensue to destroy her, one plot involving an apple. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Squids On A Theme From Phantom by phantomy-cookies reviews
The Phantom of the Opera retold with the addition of a giant squid. Loaded with heaps of sexual tension. And squids.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,294 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/19/2006 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Erik, Christine
The Grandsire by Violin Ghost reviews
An old man tells a little known story to his grandchildren, one that was passed on to him by his own grandsire. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Superray Eowyn and Faramir by Nina aka The Author reviews
Peter Jackson messed up with not showing us enough EowynFaramir scenes, so I have taken the liberty to take my Superray gun and fix that little error.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,297 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Topsy Turvy by Exwhyzed reviews
Boromir has returned from the dead, but finds that Middle earth has been overrun with reversed slash clichés in his absence! The horror! The horror!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Boromir - Complete
A Fortuitous Event by Exwhyzed reviews
An unforeseen calamity brings Faramir and Denethor closer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Faramir, Denethor - Complete
The Morning After by Eggo Waffles reviews
All Faramir wants is a cup of tea. The rest of Middle earth, however, has other plans. Rated for Wanton Debauchery
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005 - Faramir - Complete
Exchange by Fair-Ithil reviews
He gives her the sky in exchange for the sea and she accepts...The gift a mantle, the start of a legend. Featuring Denethor, Finduilas,Boromir, Faramir and Eowyn
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn
A Service of Love by Andy Longwood reviews
A series of MerryEowyn drabbles, kept mostly as close to canon as possible.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
The Haradrim Situation by quillon reviews
A sequel to The River Poros. Eomer and Lothiriel discover each other, but bigger events threaten to keep them apart. Contains Faramir & Eowyn pairing as well.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,566 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 7/25/2004 - Eomer, Faramir
The Departure of Faramir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Faramir didn't mean to look into the Palantír. Not really. But the temptation was simply too great to resist... and what he sees may scar him forever. Independent companion to 'The Departure of Boromir'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The Departure of Boromir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Blood Sugar Sex Magik by BurningTyger reviews
An Albus drabble. One possible (if highly unlikely) explanation for what he sees in the Mirror.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Albus D.
The Bitterness of the Rose by Marchwriter reviews
The last hours of the Dark Elf, Eöl.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
The Suelmarillion by Bennybunny reviews
Are you too lazy to even pick up the Silm? Worry not! Read this and you'll never have to open the book! Now, you too can pass off as a pseudo-intelectual who actually read Tolkien! ...At least the Beren and Lúthien bit, anyway.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2004
The Song of Mary Sue by The Happy Potato reviews
A parody of Mary Sues, loosely based on the Song of Nimrodel. You know, the one from the BOOK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/7/2004
New Memories by quillon reviews
COMPLETE A honeymoon journey to Dol Amroth reveals more of Eowyn's past than either she or Faramir had expected.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,218 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Updated: 8/30/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The Price of Freedom by Erin Lasgalen reviews
AUAdventure. In the aftermath of the War of the Ring, Eowyn comes to the painful realization that the wounds of the heart she still bears cannot be healed by going back to the cage, however guilded, however loving the master. Four years and hundreds of le
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 147,915 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/28/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
Reassurance by shie1dmaidenofrohan reviews
Pure EF fluff. Faramir is anxious over the upcoming birth of their second child, and Eowyn tries to calm his fears.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The King and It by Catmint reviews
Eomer fails to recall the wise words that one should never refer to a young mother's baby as it unless they want serious trouble. He also fails to acknowledge the danger of doing so to his sister...Humour fic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Eomer, Eowyn - Complete
Chocolate Sauce and Alarmingly Enough Swords by Mallorn Took reviews
Elrond of Rivendell has called a meeting to discuss the most grievous of all crimes against male Lord of the Rings characters- slash. Satire and light humor and slash clichés abound.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Elrond, Frodo B.
Whispering Winds by talchi reviews
In their old age, Faramir and Eowyn deal with the blood difference... author's note is at the end. "Here he watches from his study, his heart silently breaking, as she opens her eyes and her hands curl up and slowly..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
Requiem by The Girl in the Red Jacket reviews
So passes Faramir, son of Denethor, twenty seventh Steward of Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn
The White Lady's Champion by Lady of Ithilien reviews
Movieverse: Before the King's company marches to the final battle, Merry must say farewell to the woman who put her faith in him when no one else would. A follow-up piece to "Upon the Tide of Ruin."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Meriadoc B., Eowyn
A Tough Nut to Crack by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Satirical misadventures by canihavea-soda reviews
It's about time authors were able to poke fun at themselves. So, here is 'Soda', the attempting self-insertee, for whom everything, including her own Mary-Sue-isation, will go wrong. A mere parody...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004
The Lay of Lord and Lady by Vana Tuivana reviews
The lay of a Dark Elf and his White Lady. Nominated for a 2005 Mithril Award in the Long Poem category.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/16/2004
The Partay by Hoatzin reviews
Eowyn's party continues, but her heart is sinking. What can drunkened companions do? Will she regain her milkflesh Grima? Ch. 4 is up, and the story is finished at last..
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Eowyn, Grima W. - Complete
The River Poros by quillon reviews
COMPLETE! Faramir has something to prove to himself, and he must leave Eowyn behind in Emyn Arnen....Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 65,170 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
A Mud Summer Night's Dream by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, action-humor. Aragorn, Faramir and Eomer track a band of Orcs into a southern area of Ithilien known for its endless summer rain and huge slippery mud flats. Muddiness, bathing, shirtlessness, and surprises ensue. NOT SLASH. Now COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,084 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Fives by Sar-kaz-m reviews
R for sexual content (nothing explicit). COMPLETE. Short Story. Over the years of happy marriage, Eowyn learns there is a pattern to life with Faramir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The Spear of the Lily by The Bookbinder's Daughter reviews
This time of day suits her best. FaramirEowyn fluff of the toothrotting sort.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Aragorn's Average Adventure by Erestor reviews
A parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Misunderstanding by clairon reviews
Eowyn and Faramir – a marriage made in heaven? Maybe not! I warn you this is dead depressing and I'm sure not what really happened at all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
The Fellowship comes out of the closet by happy molecule reviews
I like Bing Lee!.......................................................................Everyone but Aragorn is gay.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2004
And These Pearls That Were Her Eyes by Regina L reviews
On the final two days of her life, TarMiriel, last queen of Numenor, recalls her unhappy forced marriage to her cousin and confronts her ultimate fate. Rating due to remembered noncon sex.
Silmarillion - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,153 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003 - Complete
The Cereal Killer by happy molecule reviews
Boromir develops a new fascination.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Boromir, Arwen U.
Snowdrops and Bluebells by Regina L reviews
Eowyn's growing friendship with Merry in the Houses of Healing begins to unthaw other feelings in her heart as well. A detailing of the Eowyn & Faramir courtship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Of the Coming of Gilgamesh by JoJo4 reviews
Eowyn's love for Faramir has no bounds, but will this be her undoing? slightly revised
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Namárië by Alida-Fruit reviews
The end of an overlooked friendship; Legolas visits Eowyn in her old age. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
Harry Potter PickUp Lines by Bennybunny reviews
If you need a summary after reading the title, I suggest you read the title again. This is another product of my demented mind. Please, don't read this if you're a prude, you won't get even half of the jokes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/30/2003 - Complete
Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce by The Evil Old Woman reviews
So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 1,778 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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His Noiseless Passing By reviews
He recalls only the wind fluttering the sails of the last ship, beneath that high, high star, alone in the vastness of water. Drabbles and ficlets about Celeborn in the Fourth Age. WIP.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Celeborn, Galadriel
The Fourteen Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Eowyn reviews
Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Eowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as Good Queen Vold mocks everything that always happens to Faramir and Eowyn. Also contains the delightful pairing of Eomer/a mop.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Faramir, Eowyn
There and Never Back Again reviews
A reasonable Mary Sue fic. Nicola, an English teenager, finds herself in Middle Earth after a tragic accident but, more surprisingly, finds that it is an entirely different experience to what she'd become acquainted with in unrealistic fanfics.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2009
A Love Deeper than the Sea reviews
Rose remembers her one true love. Will melt your heart!
Titanic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Sea Weary reviews
Finduilas/Denethor double drabble. Rather angsty.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Denethor, Finduilas - Complete
You Don't Know What You Do to Me reviews
Tis your typical Houses of Healing drama written by an unskilled FaramirEowyn fangirl who has not read the books. Parody, of course... if I actually wrote like this, I'd have to set myself on fire. (Written March of 2006.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
The Shell of a Soul reviews
In which death takes the place of their dreams. FaramirEowyn, exceedingly depressing and extremely AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
I Would reviews
I had to post another drabble, as Faramir and Eowyn are just too cute and darn, I wish I owned Faramir. Unfortunately, that'll never happen, so I must live vicariously through fanfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Rendering reviews
He laughs again, quietly, as if to the stars that shine about them in the beautiful rendering of what never could have been a dream. I got bored and wrote another fic, basically.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Eowyn, Faramir - Complete
Mi Autalë reviews
She waits for no one, not even herself. He wishes she would. Just a FaramirÉowyn thing I came up with for Rynne's birthday.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Yours reviews
A sweet drabble for Heather... actually kind of cute.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
Waiting reviews
Faramir and Éowyn in the Halls of Mandos: their pasts and their futures unfold while they must endure with patience the hours of waiting...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Faramir, Eowyn
Freaky Friars from France reviews
The weirdest FaramirEowyn romance you'll ever read along with the craziest parody of the battle of Pelennor Fields. Flames will barbecue Elrond... keep them coming! (Written in 2004, and therefore absolutely awful.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn - Complete
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