Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Titanic.
Call me Voldie. I'm a wee lass with incredible penchants for classic literature, Tolkien, peppermint tea, baby sloths, languages, the sea, travelling, and theatre. I suppose I am not so wee anymore in terms of age, but I'm still as tiny as I was when I made this account in 2003! I’m a poet and am primarily occupied with my lamentable verses, but I return to fanfiction when I am bored or when I feel like practising prose. My mate Sarah is often my partner in writing outlandish crackfic. I am also on Archive of Our Own under the same username, and am in the process of posting both old and new works over there.
Just a warning: most of the normal writing I do is way too depressing, and, nowadays, it tends to be genfic because genfic is best fic, in my opinion. If it's a humorous piece, it is probably crack to the millionth degree. My sense of humour is juuuust a bit out there.
I have grown up a lot in the past decade (I created this account as a prepubescent little snot, mind), but I could not bring myself to start a new account due to a persistent case of nostalgia. Kindly ignore any old reviews or stories of mine. If I’ve left a fic up here, it’s because I was sentimental about it; do not judge my writing based on something from 2005! I like to think that, two degrees and a lot of absolutely terrible writing later, I've improved somewhat. Also, if you feel so inclined, I am a huge fan of constructive criticism and will love you forever for leaving critical reviews x