FireValkyrie
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Joined 08-06-03, id: 433859, Profile Updated: 02-08-15
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

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My Fics:

If you saw what I saw: The very first fic i ever really started. Woot. Harry Potter is seeing things. The only problem is, he knows that they're real. So why does everyone else think he's crazy? If only they could see what he's seeing... Ha, i finally finished it. First fic completed. Woot. Kinda Harry/Draco slashy undertones. Bah. Good stuff. -COMPLETE-

A Pirate's Life Indeed: No longer on this server, which sux. It was a jack/you fic, sporting the highest number of reviews for a jack/you in this site and then BAM! ff.net takes down all the 2nd POV stories argh. OpportuneMoment.net is officially down and this fic's new home is now on LiveJournal ;D I heartliyy apologize for not updating anything in ages. Premise of the story: you went to sleep in your own bed, and in the morning woke up in Jack's! Naked! Oh my! Lotsa fun ahaha most heavily-reviewed fic. I send out updates myself in mass e-mails to readers who are still interested in the fic (thank you by the way!) Just drop a message to my e-mail: horrormoviebufy@yahoo.com saying that you want to be added to the Pirate fic mailing list (i have another mailing list for MotWB, so ya gotta be clear on that ;D) and I'll add ya :) Also tell me you want the latest chaps so you can be up to speed. haha :D

Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers: A fic that started as a (brilliant!) idea of mine and ended up being minorly co-written by friends and my sister, for about the first five or so chapters. The rest is all me, baby! It's better than I make it sound, so have a read! Fred and George endure having one-too-many girls in their house, crazyness at Hogwarts, panty-raids, and all the like! The pranks are truly something to fear...Ginny explains "Sexlexia", Hermione 'flashes' the secret handshake to the Sexpert Guild, and Fred and George have to deal with mind-numbing sexual tension brought on by a house of elligible ladies...Lotsa fun...And it only gets deeper XD MAILING-UPDATE LIST AVAILABLE :)

In All Her Glory: AKA the Glory Story. I don't even want to get in to this one. Lets just say it's my token sugar-fueled HP crackhead story and hell, if you're up late at night when everything's funny, this'll be sure to get a laugh outta ya! Fun with mangos and sugarcane, naughty innuendos and what is termed as both 'fun' and 'hazing'. Involves a rival group to the Death Eaters called Death Munchers...high-ly hilarious.

For the Sake of Diplomacy: A one shot PotC and another 'you'. Something I had to get out of my system one evening and there it was. Jack must allow a prince to bestow his affections upon his lady love...Currently located at Opportune Moment.

What are you DOING: Just a little craziness on my part. Ron sees Harry doing something seemingly-naughty during class. Read and see what the fuss is about;) -COMPLETE- Update: Little animated cartoon under a minute for this located here: What are you DOING!

In Lieu of Diplomacy: For those of you who're familiar with my 'you' fic 'For the sake of Diplomacy', you will find these to be sinisterly similar. But that's fine since it's my work, and 'you' fics aren't allowed here, so it's all good:) Jack has to let that friggin' prince court his love, otherwise the empire is doomed and blood-fest for all! Aaahh!

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02/08/15 Believe it or not, I still live, still trying to finish up things aaaack. I'm not ready to say goodbye to the characters in MotWB so it's hard to get things done for that reason aside from life too haha. I have like 20pages written and i'm trying to get this next chapter to a point where it can just be DONE, and then maybe do an epilogue. So bear with me folks. One update a year like smack me with a pineapple this is redonk.

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The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 780 - Updated: 22h - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
The Observer by TinyBabyWoman reviews
Some days, I just wanted to punch that cigarette right out of his stuck-up, European mouth. Some nights, I lie in bed, feeling my heart race when I recall him towering over me, that self-satisfied smirk stretched across his face. "Why are you doing this to me?" I demanded fiercely. He sneered, "I do not know. I barely know myself anymore, thanks to you." fem!Sniper x Spy
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 71,627 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Sniper, Spy
Cauldrons Aflame by J.S. Sumner reviews
Well, it's a seductive romance involving our favorite Potions master. Do you really want to waste your time reading the summary! SSOC(Female) Please RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 257,455 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 2/23/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
A collection of stories about Nami and Paulie by Ascaisil reviews
Just what it says. I love those two together but it's really rare to find anything about them so I decided to write my own. Don't know how many I'll end up doing, but at least three.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,486 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Nami, Paulie
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6685 - Favs: 3,756 - Follows: 2,527 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Empress by Ayriel reviews
Miaka marries the new emperor of Kutou, hoping to stop war in the process. For three years it seems she has succeeded, but things don't quite work out as planned when her seishi start scheming and the government shows signs of lingering corruption. TasMia, AU-ish
Fushigi Yuugi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 77,603 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Miaka, Tasuki] - Complete
Der Himmel über Nichts by Momosportif reviews
Another LenaLink story. When the sky over nothing calls to a lonely bird a little holy intervention arrives in a most unconventional way to keep her from breaking her wings. Character's are Hoshino's. Hope you enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Lenalee Lee, Howard Link - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5504 - Favs: 6,526 - Follows: 2,049 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Worst Case Scenario: What Do You Do? by Momosportif reviews
MirandaKrory one shot. Worst case scenario style with q&a bits. If anyone had to be wandering about in the dark alone, Miranda would not be the best choice. And in the dark with strange noises is even worse! Hoshino owns D Gray Man. Please read and enjoy!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Arystar Krory III, Miranda L. - Complete
My True Love Gave to Me by Subtilior reviews
It's the twelfth day of Christmas, and something ... strange is in the air. Come for the fanfic, stay for the cake! Read, and review: I crave your feedback, since this is ... um ... a new genre for me!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 109 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Go With the Tide II: Seeing is Believing by Tantz reviews
After the events until Christmas, Voldemort has to surpass his own self to regain his status and destroy the Order of the Phoenix... Complete! With Epilogue!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,404 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1682 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Tales From the House of the Moon by Resmiranda reviews
Kagome, now in college, discovers the tale of Sesshomaru and Rin. Grief can be a prison, but the bonds of love are not easily broken. What is the truth behind fairytales? [SessKag] [COMPLETE]
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 326,106 - Reviews: 4835 - Favs: 5,878 - Follows: 987 - Updated: 2/18/2006 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Kagome H., Sesshomaru - Complete
Problems along the way by Lifes a beach reviews
CHAPTER 19 POSTED: His skin, which had always seemed to have an odd iridescence to it, no longer glowed in the moonlight, but seemed to blend in with the dim surroundings. It looked more grey than white, and the man from Gondor suddenly had the urge to...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,867 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
First time by Elza reviews
-COMPLETE- A student falls in love with a teacher. Unfortunately, the teacher happens to be Severus Snape. Is there any chance the greasy git is actually capable of returning her love?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,722 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 6/22/2003 - Severus S. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Accepting Fate:Love Lost and Passion Found by RenegadeWriter reviews
A young woman's life is shattered and Jack's "Good man" status is in question. Paths cross and passions ignite!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,111 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/24/2004
The Pirates Return! And Norrington Too! by Alex202 reviews
Jack picks up Elizabeth and Will in Tortuga and Norrington follows. Norrington is trapped and has to live with what he hates most; pirates. And the Pirates have to live with what they hate most; Norrington
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,653 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 1/17/2004
I am going to tell you something by PhoenixPadfoot89 reviews
This is a list of funny things that Dumbledore could say to Harry. My friend Uptight and I wrote them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003
Lavander Loves by Shyx reviews
One girl is trying to gain a certain potions master. Key word there, trying. Update coming as soon as my beta gets off her butt. Lavander's scheming, Pansy's fuming, Draco's flaming and Snape's clueless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,586 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 12/1/2003 - Severus S.
Young and Free by Lifes a beach reviews
COMPLETED: All is not well in the house of Elrond. With mysterious men holding the infant Estel hostage, how will Elrond protect his family? Rated R for violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,939 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
I've Found The Precious by Lifes a beach reviews
Ever wonder how Gollum got away from the Mirkwood Elves? Yes, yes, there was that bit about the orcs, but this is how it REALLY happened. Utter nonsense, total hilarity, rated R for language and other such things.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Legolas, Gollum
Making of The Metatron by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Gosh golly darnit, ever wondered how they made Rickman anatomically impaired? Well.. perhaps you didn't, here is my silly idea of it anyways!
Dogma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/27/2003
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The Misadventures of the Weasley Brothers reviews
Disappearing clothing, fantasy inducing ice cream, strange creatures, fun with scanty clothing, a sexy disease known as Sexlexia, animagus forms and utter chaos. Oh my! Just a few mishaps in the lives of Fred and George Weasley. Total randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 625,381 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 9/11/2003 - OC, George W.
If you saw what I saw reviews
Harry Potter is seeing things. The only problem is, he knows that they're real. So why does everyone else think he's crazy? If only they could see what he's seeing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,140 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Killing You Softly reviews
Diary entries of one aggravated girl as she decides to hunt down and kill Voldemort to stop angsty writers from ruining Harry Potter's life. Crazystupid insanity. One of those idiotic tales that is written when high on sugar. You'll smile, I swear. Day1:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
In Lieu of Diplomacy reviews
Jack must allow another man, nay, prince, to bestow his affections upon his love and wife. Pain of death is the only other option. Should Jack fight for the empire, or fight for love?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Complete
What are you DOING? reviews
Ron spies Harry doing something notquiteright in class, unbeknownst to his classmates. But it couldn't be that bad, could it? There's a perfectly logical explanation for why Harry's hands are active in his lap, isn't there! Utter and raunchy hilarity:D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
In All Her Glory reviews
This is difficult to summarize as it reads like crazed woodchucks on crack. It involves a rival group to Voldemort known as Death Munchers, hazing, nudity, mangos, etc. Short to say, it's psychotic insanity at it's best. NOTE: Utter Hilarity
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 3/22/2004 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete