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Joined 11-01-12, id: 4339008, Profile Updated: 11-10-12
Author has written 4 stories for Homestuck.

{ This account is shared by two people: Emi, yours truly, and Britni, my lovely partner in crime and the master of all feels- yaoi, yuri, and otherwise. Bitches wish you could be as amazing as her. YOU WILL BOW DOWN-- }

{ Okay, anyways, we will be co-writing fanfictions for everyone to marvel at and drool over. Most of it will probably come from our roleplays, which will all forever be more awesome than any other roleplay in existence so don't even bother trying. }

{ And most of it will be Homestuck, because I'll let her bang my Karkat any day, anywhere, any way, any character. She gives me Sollux/Karkat, Gamzee/Karkat, and Kanaya/Karkat at the same motherfucking time, bro. And let's not forget our fantrolls-- I'm not sure if that's confidential information, though, so I'll just shut up in case it is. }

{ Oh yeah, and the fancy bracket things indicate that I, Emi, am the one speaking. }

{ For you nooksniffers who don't know what brackets are, they're the curvy-looking things around my text. Duh. }

{ I was gonna put information about us or something here, but then I got lazy and started rambling. So... }

{ Will do later. }

{ I'm such a lazy bitch. }


{ Emi out. }

[ Oh my Gog, Emi. XD I was finally able to get my computer to cooperate and log in here, and this... this is what I find. ]

[ Britni in. ]

[ The only person I want bowing down is you, my sweet little Cherry, and I want to be right behind you. Read the update? I'll give you so many feels all at the same time, you won't know what to do with them all. Feels will explode from overload, like Karkat's computer when he cracked the code-- ... I am not Dave Strider. Why was I half-attempting to rap just then? ]

[ Anyway. ]

[ As my wonderful and sexy partner has already said, we're going to co-write fanfictions. Our fantroll's are, in fact, not classified information, but we'll just stop at their names for now. Aevina is going to eat Nimora's cherry, babe, and I mean that in every way possible. ]

[ As of right now, we've got a long-term SolKar planned, and some with AevNim. Of course, there's always going to be some little side stuff that, if it's not total crack and we both like it enough (which, come on, let's face it, I always make sure she does), then we'll turn it into a fic and post it here, as well. ]

[ Not really sure what else to put here, except that we're human beings. --GASP-- Yes. And we have things we need to do. Some of us are married and some of us are going to college and working. We'll update as frequently as we can, but it may take us a little bit to get the ball rolling, so to speak. I can't speak for the both of us, but maybe we'll aim for... once a week? No idea. ]

[ Anyway, enough rambling. We'll have to get together-- in more than just the usual way --to figure out what we're going to do with our profile. Maybe we'll draw a picture for our profile, too. For now, though, I think I'll leave it at that. ]

[ later biitche2 ]

[ Britni out. ]

{ I fixed your typos. }


{ Heh. Innuendo. }

{ Okay gotta go college stuff bye. }

{ Emi out. }

[ Britni in. ]

[ Shit, were there typos? Sorry, my computer's keyboard likes to derp sometimes, I guess. ]

[ And you know that you love it, just as much as you love my ability to hold the ever-delicate title of Master of Feels. ]

[ Just wait for the things I have in store for you. You have no idea. ]

[ No... ]

[ ...Idea. ]

[ Britni out. ]

{ Emi in.}

{ ...oh gog wait no WAIT-- there was another typo-- I JUST CHECKED THIS OUT OF BOREDOM I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS DIDN'T YOU DO ENOUGH LAST NIGHT?-- This is turning out to be more like a blog. }

{ We should make one of those, too. }

{ I'm sorry I've just been Tumblr so much and I swear I'm not usually this spastic-- okay that's a half lie but still. }

{ I'm just. I'm gonna. go. yeah. }

{ HelpmeI'mstuckinmathclassandIdon'twantit-- }

{ Emi out. }

[ Britni in. ]

[ Ahhh... I swear, you are just so adorable. Yes, we should probably end up re-editing this into an actual profile, and move this kind of talk onto a blog of sorts. Maybe we'll make a group tumblr, where we can post art for our fanfics and such... I think I'll go ahead and get set on making that, actually. ]

[ Also. I couldn't help it, but with your last line before your 'Emi out', I specifically grouped the last three letters together... ]

[ I understand pride, Emi, but that doesn't mean you have to brag about them. ]

[ Love you! ]

[ Britni out. ]

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Listen as My Watch Unwinds by Zenelly reviews
You wrap your free arm around yourself tightly, your existence narrowed down to the point of contact between your ear and your phone. He's been missing for a month, and you're just now finding out why. And that does it, you're moving up with him to take care of him, because you can't let him be so far away from you anymore.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,662 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
Fragility by tempestSylph reviews
It had been happening your whole life; people just didn't seem to take very well to you. But after a while of the names and the pushing and shoving, they really acted on it. They acted on their hate and it really, really hurt. Rating is now M for mature themes and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,340 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - John E., Dave S.
The Pianist on the Subway by JustDrinkTea reviews
There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,260 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 6/9/2012 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
I Wager by Emerald-Leaves reviews
In which the Roman Empire and Germania make a bet and Ludwig is the one who suffers because of it...Crack. Germancest,one sided GermanyxItaly, basically a little of LudwigxEveryone. Rated: M for a reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,119 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Germany, Prussia
You Only Live Nine Lives by magnumnopeus reviews
When a few teenagers party together under one roof, things start to get a little frisky. But one shy teen is left out and stuck with the creepiest guy invited; the weed man. Human AU. Longfic.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 113,604 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Meulin L., Kurloz M.
50 Shades of Sugoi by InscribedBeauty reviews
Homestuck AU. Loosely based off 50 Shades of Grey, BSDM themes ahead in later chapters. Written for Jonah and Brit. Kinda the first fanfic I've ever published, sooo yeah.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
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Welcome Home
Summary later bc I'm sick of typing it up over and over
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Our Days reviews
Fluffy one-shot. Gift fic for my co-writer. \ In which Karkat comforts his ailing matesprit and Emi cannot write decent summaries for one-shots so just read it okay.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sollux C., Karkat V. - Complete
SolKar: Merry Gristmas
Gift-fic for my co-writer on this account./ It's Gristmas Eve, and Sollux isn't exactly feeling the holiday spirit. When the twins destroy his gift for his matesprit, and a message from a certain prankster, will he be able to turn the night around and make it one for Karkat to remember?/ Rated for language. This DOES have Karkat in it, afterall.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Sollux C., Karkat V.
Let Me Be Your Star reviews
He looked down at his hand, knuckles now cracked and bleeding, and he gave a weary smile. 'At least this way I'm only hurting myself...' / Afraid of hurting the people he cares about most, Gamzee decides to lock himself away in order to protect his friends. / Takes place in an AU where SGRUB/SBURB never happened. / Sadstuck. / Rated for language and mature themes.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,346 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.