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Hello. I guess I should welcome you to my utter failure of a 'profile'.

Formerly 'a cinema of zombies', I am now 'DearEileen' because, well, it sounds a lot better.

I am a quirky young writer, who constantly hates on her writing. Yes, I am a girl. But erm, I am horrible at updating, due to my constant putting-off of it. God, it's embarassing too. I feel as though I'm letting everyone down. But it's just what I do. I should probably work on that.

And, of course, I have one very serious question to ask you:

Would you like a jelly baby?

Now, here is a compilation of my favorite quotes:

“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." -Oscar Wilde

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” -Oscar Wilde

“After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” -J.K. Rowling

“He's a wallflower. You see things. You keep quiet about them. And you understand.” -Stephen Chbosky

“Stupid dreams. Even the good ones are bad, because they remind you how poorly reality measures up.” -Neal Shusterman

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.” -Oscar Wilde

" I live on Earth at present,
And I don't know what I am.
I know I am not a category.
I am not a thing-a noun.
I seem to be a verb,
an evolutionary process-
an integral function of the universe." -Buckminister Fuller

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." -Oscar Wilde

"The most interesting thing that ever happens in music, happen between the ears of somebody listening to their favorite song." -Mikel Jollett

"The stars you see at night have been dead longer than we've been alive...knowing this are you willing to simply accept a mundane existance?" -Hanks

"We live to die in an empty universe filled with infinite nothings, ignorant wisdom, and false truths." -unknown

"Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different." -C.S. Lewis

"We must be willing to let go of the life we have planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us." -Joesph Campbell

"The universe is big. It's vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes—very rarely—impossible things just happen and we call them miracles."
-The Doctor

“Wibbly, Wobbly, Timey, Wimey… stuff.” -The Doctor

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Romantic Escapades with Mrs Norris by dellinquent reviews
"Alright. See that star over there? That's you." "…" "…" "…Actually, James, that's literally Sirius, but it's nice you tried." "Okay, now I made myself look like a prat." (James and Lily's fifth date - Dialogue Piece)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fearless by Apalapucian reviews
"For something so immensely life-changing, it only took Lily Evans a number of heartbeats to realize just how deeply and madly in love with James Potter she was." JPLE Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Excuses by Patrick the Stump reviews
Were Albus' cousins really stupid enough to believe that Scorpius had just happened to accidentally fall, half-naked, into Albus' bed? Apparently so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Quality over Quantity by DarthMittens reviews
The seventh year boys at Hogwarts take a poll to determine who the most attractive girl in their year is. Hermione's a little bummed at where she finishes, but Harry, ever the hero, comes to her aid when he sees her distressed. One-Shot. Pure H/Hr Fluffiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Why She Sleeps by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry contemplates over Hermione's sleeping habits.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Doctor's List Of Capital Things by Smidy reviews
Post Flesh and Stone In which the Doctor arrives at the realization that this particular regeneration was rather fond of capitalization. Take, for instance, his current predicament - it was Extremely Very Not Good.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Published: 7/6/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Dear Readers by xPhineasx reviews
Gellert/Albus Do not be fooled, dear reader, my desires for Albus are purely platonic, But do not think that because I had no sexual desire for him that Albus was anything less that dear to me. I loved him with my soul. GellertPOV. Tragic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gellert G., Albus D. - Complete
Obvious by Maiden of the Moon reviews
There's nothing quite so obvious as love... Particularly if you're as observant as Mycroft. Implied HolmesxWatson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Prude reviews
Percy Weasley tries to confront his conflicting feelings for one Oliver Wood, Quidditch extraordinare, receiving a little help from a Hufflepuff along the way. Percy/Oliver. Rated T for some mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Percy W., Oliver W.