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uuuummmm hi!!!!! i have the same username (misty2089) for nick.com and instagram but with different passwords so yeah


basically i'm just gonna tell you i am a 13 year old girl with torture devices called braces

IF they had given Danny Phantom half the attention or money they give to the mutant retarded sponge, DP would be the top rated show. If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? (actually i, misty2089, Googled it and its because there is a slight chance that they will survive and if they get an infection from it they have legal right to sue :D)

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a can of cashews: Warning: May contain cashews. (Really? I never would have guessed!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, Dawn over the Valley, Captain Samantha Lovegood, LilyGinnyBlack, Lilyre, Hermione16, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOot, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, FreeSpirit329, maxridelovr1995, TWILIGHTreader1, DetectiveLion, Misty2089

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

Warning: the following poem could make you cry.

My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else i'm locked up
All day long.
When i'm awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
And you can help,
Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this and don’t pass it on. I pray for your forgiveness. Because you would have to be. One heartless person. To not be effected. By this Poem. And because you are effected. Do something about it! So all i ask you to do.Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that

mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart (This totally guilt-tripped me)

If youbelieve in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if youdenyme,I will denyyouin front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost


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The Marvelous Spider-Man by jtrichard28 reviews
Look, it's Spider-Man. If you've seen the movies or read the comics you know the important details, and even if you haven't you probably already know about the radioactive spider that gives Peter Parker his powers. If you want know what's different about this version of the story then you'll have to read it. I'd tell you, but I hate spoilers, so read on, and I hope you enjoy.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 131 - Words: 191,507 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Harry O., Gwen S., Ben P.
The Amazing Spider-Man by Guardian001 reviews
The Retold origin story of the boy who became a hero. Peter Parker is given great power and uses that power to battle his most powerful villains all the while peicing together his own checkered past. Things will change and stories will be retold in new ways.
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Gwen S.
Spiderman-What if? by levelxtremedude reviews
What if on the same day of the science trip Mj was bitten by the same spider that Peter was bit, how would thier lives intertwine with each other? What new danger awaits these two when they become the Amazing Spiderman and Spiderwoman? Find out true believers and witness thier destiny come alive!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,479 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W., Gwen S.
The Medius Agency by Akela Victoire reviews
Courtney left Canada for the U.S. long ago because of the ridicule she faced after World Tour. The United States government recruited her into a secret network of elite agents called Medius, but her latest assignment may be the toughest she's had yet...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Courtney
BitterSweet Love by DB-KT reviews
Challenge from t-rex989. Werewolves and Vampires are mortal enemies; that's just the way it is. When Danny (werewolf) and Sam (vampire) found out each other's secrets but decided to continue dating anyways, a war brews between the two species. Did the couple bite more than they can chew? DxS TxV No ghosts. UP FOR ADOPTION
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Danny F., Sam M.
Mascara, Tears and Fish Tails by GracyPhantom reviews
The Mansons have to move to Australia and Sam quickly make friends with Lone Wolf Rikki. Emma and Cleo remind Rikki to be careful with their 'secret' now Sam's around, but when Rikki is struck by the full moon, she can't help herself and drags Sam to Mako Island...
Crossover - Danny Phantom & H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,145 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sam M., Rikki C.
Of Webs and Reality: The Story of Spider-Woman by Cloudcity'sBookworm reviews
Lizzie Parker is your average, everyday girl - aside from the fact that she can play piano at an advanced level. While on a field trip to a lab, she's bitten by a spider. The very next day, she discovers that she has her very own set of super powers. Follow along as she learns about responsibility, sacrifice, and love. *Set During Original Films* *Under Reconstruction. 1/46 Fixed*
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 79,324 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 2/29/2012 - [Peter P./Spider-Man, Mary Jane W.] [Harry O., OC] - Complete
Diary of the daughter of Spider-Man by spidermanwife reviews
A completely new spin and slightly realistic take on the Spider-Girl story. The story takes a step back from the comics and takes on a vibe that is darker and subtly reflects the mood of The Amazing Spider-Man movie. May and Benjamin Parker lost their father at a young age. Their father's past is brought to light after a visit to Oscorp.
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,037 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Mary Jane W., Mayday P./Spider-Girl - Complete
Reflections by The Last Letter reviews
Sam Manson, new to Amity, is being bullied by the school's elite, including golden boy Danny Fenton. Her only comfort in is the ghost boy who saved her after a vicious ghost attack. As Sam falls deeper into the web of Amity drama, she is just struggling to keep her life afloat. DXS Image by Torosiken
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 87,503 - Reviews: 1240 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Secrets by owlcat92 reviews
What would happen if Peter's biggest secret was discovered by 3 girls? Three girls he cares for a lot. - Cat
Spectacular Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 50,439 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Living Spirit by CartoonFreakshow reviews
AU: Danny has died at a young age but holds a strong link to his family, becoming a ghost in the process he grows up in the Ghost Zone. I'm really bad at summaries so I hope you just give it a chance. Also tell me what I should work on I'm new to writing so a little flame.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,676 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Danny F., Clockwork - Complete
I Remember You by MissAntelope reviews
A collection of shot one-shots of scenes where a saved victim recognized Peter Parker wtihout him mask on. Includes Jack and his father from the bridge. YAY!
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,692 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Baby Accident by princessbinas reviews
A "What if" story. What if Danny was five when the accident happened? What if Jack, Maddie and Jazz were there? What if it was during the kindergarten year? So many "What ifs" that I can't list them all. K but rating may change. AU. Danny may have all powers or have them come at different times. They may appear before they are suppose to express the AU side some.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,697 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Danny F., Sam M., Jack F., Maddie F.
A Werewolf and a Vampire by CharlieBoneFan reviews
AU. Danny is a werewolf and Sam is a vampire. They meet and sparks instantly fly, but will they be together even though they are mortal enemies. They might, however, settle their differences to defeat their common enemy, Vlad, who is after Sam and revenge. A Challenge by t-rex989.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,254 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - [Danny F., Sam M.] - Complete
Danny Phantom on Facebook by royalfuschia reviews
Team Phantom and co. on facebook. Chaos ensues
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012
It's Time by DB-KT reviews
Alternate Universe. One-shot (possible continuation if enough [10] reviews?). Humans and ghosts have been fighting each other since the beggining of time. Will the centuries long war end when the final battle between the two halfas, good and evil, occurs? Inspiration came from a music video called It's Time by Imagine Dragons. Note: Ghosts are their own species.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Amazing by DeliciousMalicious71511 reviews
Average teen Peter Parker (named after the Comic-Book legend himself) has always lived a normal life. Despite being neglected by his parents, he's always been content...until the incident that changed everything. He discovers that he has superpowers, and must use them to defeat a rising threat in his small town. Will he crack under pressure, or will he hold up to his name's legacy?
Spider-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2012
Just Peachy reviews
Phil knows. How? Read here and sorry for any mistakes, it's midnight and this was written on the fly.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Phil - Complete