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Joined 08-07-03, id: 434085
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Guiding Light, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Good Evening.

Hello. I'm Examun. Duh. I write mostly humor and general fanfiction. However, I dislike romance. As a matter of fact, I hate it with a vehement passion. I dispise it so much that if I had the choice between granting the world eternal peace or destroying all romantic fanfiction, including all that Mary-Sue sh...stuff, I'd think about it, then I'd give the world eternal peace. But the fact I had to thinkabout it should tell you something.

I can only think of three reasons why you're here.

1) You found my website through some message board I frequent.
2) I have reviewed your little work and you're curious about who the hell gave your romance fic such a terrible review.
3) You're my editor. Hi Mom.

But for some reason you've actually, if it's possible, READ my fanfiction, I thank you and advise you to stay away from the FotR parody script. It's old and kind of moldy.

Write on,

October 18th, 2005

EXAMUN IS NOT DEAD. She only sometimes wishes she was so she would have an excellent excuse of why she isn't updating.

If you're going to ask about A Pirate's Daughter? know this: I have Gwen'sstory (somewhat) planned out, I'm having problems with plot points. I need to do research, (Does anyone here know it would have been socially acceptable if a girl raised in a 18th century Carribbean Catholic orphanage would havean averageknowledge of Latin? Anyone?) and straigten out the plot holes.

I'm planning a complete overhaul of the works I have saved here. I need to either figure out how to save that damn FotR script, or just delete altogether. It's bad, cliche and probably illegal. I need to re-write summaries, brand the words "Pre-OotP" or "Pre-HBP" on my HP stories. Need to start weeding out the badfics. Replace them with worse ones.

That's all for now, dear readers (Who on earth is reading this?). And please, stop threatening to do homework unless I update. I have a British Literature essay that is trying to kill me. I would only laugh at your pain.

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The Happy Medium by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Rebellious princesses, sexy pirate lasses and beautiful servant-girls wreak havoc in the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner are hopelessly entranced. The streets run red with sparkly blood. Enter two characters who are destined to fix it all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 56,640 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Buffy the Cliche Slayer by Steve-0 reviews
FINISHED! Buffy, Willow, Xander, Giles, Anya, and Spike are trapped inside a magic 8ball by an estranged fanfic writer who forces them to visit various fanfic genres. Special guest appearances in the prologue by almost every Buffy ally!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,501 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 12/22/2003 - Complete
Sirius' Story Time by evansentranced reviews
Sirius tells the real story of the Hogwarts founders to the first years. It's a bit more violent than you'd expect for a bedtime story. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
Perhaps not Lillies by exSurreal reviews
For 15minuteficlets. Mort's thinking about a story.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Complete
The Secret Diary of the One Ring by Hobbit-eyes reviews
What if the One Ring had kept a diary?. . . It probably wouldn't have been as strange as this. The Lord of the Rings, from the point of view of the One Ring, who is revealed to be sarcastic, and feels unappreciated and misused. Chapter 3 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
The Coat by Reetinkerbell reviews
What really happened to the coat from 'Band Candy'. Through 'The Body/Forever'.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Joyce S., R. Giles - Complete
Nothing A Little Rum Can’t Fix by EvilKittyCalico reviews
This wasn’t what Giles meant when he said he wanted a vacation. Xover w POTC
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 12/18/2003
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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A Pirate's Daughter? reviews
If you were expecting Captain Jack Sparrow's long lost daughter to be rebellious, fiery, money hungry, and adventurous, then the author laughs at you. Read on to see another version of a favorite fanfiction storyline.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 11/27/2004
Diary of a Spaulding Secretary reviews
The Diary of a Spaulding Secretary. (Duh) Rating: Teetering between PG and PG13. Reviews Welcome.
Guiding Light - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 1/3/2004
The End of Marina and Shayne reviews
If you're like me and most of GL fans, you're sick of Mayne and want the couple to either break up or shut up! Well, here's an alternate ending...(evil laugh.) Written in about twenty minutes; One-shot. (afternote: technically crossover with Secret Window
Guiding Light - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Complete
Ginny's Story reviews
PreOotP. Ginny is an adult now, struggling to remove herself from the childlike role that others have always placed on her. Abandoned idea, but placed on FFN anyway
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Ginny W. - Complete
A Letter To My Dear Brother Leopold reviews
A witch’s letter to her brother. A very short story, more about the Wizarding world than Harry or the characters, though two people we know make an appearance. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter. Obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2004
Talking Walls reviews
Onepiece. A girl we don't know speaks out. Short enough. Disclaimer: Don’t own HP. Duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Complete
A Conversation with Miss Dursley reviews
Over a nice cup a tea, a new neighbor enjoys a conversation with Miss Dursley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2003 - Petunia D. - Complete