Author has written 3 stories for Dungeon Keeper, Naruto, Honor Harrington, and Eyeshield 21.
Update status (9/9/13): I've abandoned Dungeon Keeper Treecat due to lack of inspiration. I'll be focusing only on Shinobi Team Devil bats. I've pretty much settled into a once-a-month update schedule.
Naruto character sheet for gentlemankitsune's "When signing a contract always read the fine print":
I love HP and Naruto fanfic, and dislike purely romantic stories. I don't mind a bit of romance, but I don't often like stories where the romance overshadows everything else. I detest crack pairings. I have a soft spot for crossovers.
I have recently fallen in love with Worm and Worm fanfics. Worm fics are much better represented on Space Battle Forums and Sufficient Velocity Forums than here, so here's a few links:
SB Forums current Worm fic thread:
List of Worm fics:
SB Forum current thread for story "Silencio", the first time in fiction that Mimes are awesome:
Sufficient Velocity thread for awesome story "Synesthesia", where Taylor and her crew save the city through the power of 3-D graffiti:
Space Battles thread for "A Friend in Need", a Worm x MLP which is surprisingly good:
Current Space Battles Thread for "Manager", where Taylor manifests with a different expression of the Administrator Shard, and becomes the ultimate anti-cape bogeyman:
Space Battles thread for "Heredity". Taylor and Amy Dallon team up to form a vigilante duo that has heroes and villains alike trembling in their boots.
Link to "I", a dark, morbidly humorous tale (now complete) about the power of a phone call. Communication kills, in spades.
Link to "Amelia". Where Amy Dallon is tired of being pushed around, and decides to take the fight to the Slaughterhouse 9 after running away from home.
Since I don't feel like talking any more about myself, here's a bunch of quotes I love:
"Tradition is the illusion of permanence." -- Woody Allen
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." -- Groucho Marx
"No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be." -- Isaac Asimov
"... you think there are the good people and the bad people. You're wrong, of course. There are, always and only, bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides."-- Lord Vetinari, in Terry Pratchett's "Guards! Guards!"
"If violence wasn't your last resort, then you failed to resort to enough of it." -- Howard Tayler, Schlock Mercenary
"New ideas pass through three periods: 1) It can't be done. 2) It probably can be done, but it's not worth doing. 3) I knew it was a good idea all along!" -- Arthur C. Clarke
"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."-- Albert Einstein
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?" -- Albert Einstein
"The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." -- Bertrand Russell
"Many a man will have the courage to die gallantly, but will not have the courage to say, or even to think, that the cause for which he is asked to die is an unworthy one." -- Bertrand Russell
"The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry." -- Richard Dawkins
"The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference." -- Richard Dawkins
"It is absolutely safe to say that if you meet somebody who claims not to believe in evolution, that person is ignorant, stupid or insane (or wicked, but I'd rather not consider that)." -- Richard Dawkins
"The police officer who puts their life on the line with no superpowers, no X-Ray vision, no super-strength, no ability to fly, and above all no invulnerability to bullets, reveals far greater virtue than Superman — who is only a mere superhero." -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
"If I'm teaching deep things, then I view it as important to make people feel like they're learning deep things, because otherwise, they will still have a hole in their mind for "deep truths" that needs filling, and they will go off and fill their heads with complete nonsense that has been written in a more satisfying style." -- Eliezer Yudkowsky
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