Author has written 11 stories for Soul Eater, South Park, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Death Note.
Ciao friends, I'm not dead-yet (>.>)/ Fuck Yeah.
So...How you doin'?
I used to smoke pot and go to class. Sneak in ten minutes late with some bullshit excuse. Slink down low into my desk. Pray to God nobody asked me any questions. I was the best teacher ever.
Black Guy dies by White Thief
Racist, why does the black guy die first?
White Guy dies by Black Thief
Racist, Why is the thief always black?
White Guy dies by White Thief
Racist, where's the black guy in the movie?
Black Guy dies by Black Thief
Racist, you think violence only happens between black people?
When someone says ten years ago, I still think about the 90's...
How I eat fries when I'm with people-
I am going to eat one fry at a time because that is what civilized people to and I'm a civilized person.
How I eat fries alone-
15 AT A TIME!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOOMNOMNOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The teacher pointed the ruler at me and said "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler." I got detention for asking which end.
They say "You are what you eat" Funny, I don't remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
"Ladies First" is a nice way of saying "Let me look at your ass while you walk ahead of me"
If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
Most Girls Dont Realize These Things...
Girls don't realize these things
I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk
I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care
But most of all
I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm Sorry That I cared
I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I am a proud Hetaku, and I hereby take the Hetalia Pledge.
I promise to remember Italy whenever someone mentions pasta
I promise to remember Germany whenever someome says West
I promise to remeber Japan whenever I see an Asian tourist taking pictures of brightly coloured cake
I promise to remember America whenever I see someone eating a Big Mac
I promise to remember England whenever I see someone who can't cook
I promise to remember France whenever I see a rose
I promise to remember China whenever I see Pikachu
I promise to remember Russia whenever I see a lead pipe
I promise to remember Lithuania whenever I see a guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Estonia whenever I see a smart guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Latvia whenever I see a scared guy being pushed around by a Russian
I promise to remember Belarus whenever I see a girl demanding to become one with her older brother
I promise to remember Ukraine whenever I hear and or see HUGE boobs (Or look in a mirror.)
I promise to remember Sweden whenever I pass by an IKEA
I promise to remember Finland whenever I hear someone say 'My wife'
I promise to remember Spain whenever I see a tomato field
I promise to remember Romano whenever I see a kid pouting and swearing
I promise to remember Hungary whenever I see a frying pan
I promise to remember Austria whenever I hear someone play a piano
I promise to remember Prussia whenever I hear someone say AWESOME
I promise to remember Poland whenever I pass a Valley Girl
I promise to remember Switzerland whenever I see a guy with a gun
I promise to remember Liechtenstein whenever I see a girl wearing a bow in her hair
I promise to remember Turkey whenever I think about Phantom of the opera.
I promise to remember Greece whenever I see a sleeping man with a cat
I promise to remember Egypt whenever I see a pyramid and or triangle
I promise to remember Canada whenever I see pancakes
I promise to remember Cuba whenever I see a fat guy eating ice-cream
I promise to remember Sealand whenever I see a boat
I promise to remember Grandpa Rome whenever I see someone way too young to be a grandfather.
I promise to remember Germania whenever I see Legolas from LOTR
I promise to remember Holy Rome whenever I see a boy to nervous to confess that he loves someone.
If you are a Hetaku as well and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
I Am Not That Girl:
I am not that girl,
The one that is super popular.
The one that is rich.
The one that will lie to get her way.
The one that doesn't care about your feelings.
The one that has a new boyfriend every week.
The one that hates life because she wears size two jeans.
The one that would cry over a boy.
The one that will give up because she broke a nail.
The one that started wearing make-up at nine years old.
I am that girl,
The one who likes books.
The one who pretends not to be sad,
just to make others happy.
The one who reads and writes to escape.
The one who just wants to help.
The one that just wants to make a difference.
The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality.
The one that cries when she feels alone or helpless;
it only shows that she's strong.
The one that knows she's beautiful,
no matter what others say.
The one that refuses to believe that this is it.
The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...
They taste good.
The one that people like because she's crazy.
The one that will do anything to make people feel better.
The one who won't give in.
The one who won't give up.
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If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
copy and paste this to your profile if you say "I DIDNT DO IT" whenever someone calls your name
copy and paste this to your profile if your still a kid in the inside.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
I swear to DRUNK I am not GOD.
Ever had that moment where you start pairing some of your friends together in your head? Copy and paste this to your profile.
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